Your Michigan Chivette: Jordan (22 Photos)

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Two weeks ago, a girl submitted a photo of herself driving to work (above). That photo appeared in 'I Hate My Job' and it caught the Chivers' attention... big time. Talking to Jordan it's not surprising everybody around her at school, and now the Chive community, loves the girl. She couldn't be sweeter if she was dipped in chocolate. I'll let Jordan take it from here:

Hey Chivers!! Before I get into all the stuff about me, I want to thank everyone of you who got me where i’m at! When I saw all the comments and heard about the messages asking me to be COTW, I was in total shock. You guys are badass, so thanks!

Anyway, as some of you noticed in the pictures, I’m a college student living in Michigan. I haven’t really figured out what I want to do yet, but I’m getting my degree anyway. For now i’m studying Fine Arts & Communication, leaning towards graphic design. 

Other than that, I’m a pretty down to earth girl. I love just hangin’ out and cracking jokes with friends! I travel every chance I get, i love playing my guitar, and love, love, love riding horses!! I spend way too much time on theChive (actually, I take that back.. you can never spend too much time on theChive!) I’m always down for a cold beer (but i’ve gotta have some pizza with it), and I’m a total sucker for the Tigers, Redwings, and American fast cars. 

Thats just a little bit of me in a nutshell! I’m really looking forward to meeting you fellow Chivers now that I’ve had this awesome opportunity! It’s really cool knowing people all over the world are Keepin’ Calm and Chivin’ On! I hope to get a chance like this again, you guys ROCK!

P.s. For all you Chivers overseas serving your Country, I'd like to give a special thanks to you for everything you're doing. I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for you guys!! KCCO.

Jordan's (really) looking forward to meeting Chivers on her Twitter Page.

Say hello to Jordan on her Twitter Page.

  • MICHAEL

    #1 I remember her from a previous comment I made. I stand true in saying HOLY FUCK

    • Clay
      • question

        how do you put other pics/gifs in here?

        • Clay

          go to an image hosting site like Photobucket or Tinypic, search for the pic/gif you want on the site or upload it from your pc, copy the HTML code and paste.

    • KCCO

      nudes?

    • SigEpChiver

      LOL

      BROS, you guys are crazy! This bitch is fat as FUCK! You need to come to Columus to see some real prime poontag! Ohio girls crush this chick like SigEp bros crush pussy!

      FUCK MICHIGAN! GO BUCKEYES!

      O-H!

      • Toastystan

        SigEp, you are suffering a clear case of HUDA, and I'm happy to say the cure is for you to go play in a heavy lane of traffic.

        • SigEpChiver

          LOL

          WTF is HUDA?!?!? If it means chivin' all week and crushing pussy on he weekend than I got that shit for real!

          GO BUCKEYES!

          FUCKING LOVE YOU URBAN MEYER!

          O-H!

          • SigEpChiver

            Oh wait. Head Up My Ass! I have that shit for real too. I live my life that way. Just check out all my other posts! Oh and Fuck Urban Meyer!

          • R2DJ

            I-O!

          • lip

            Ruffies don't count frat fag!

      • Urban Meyer

        sigep LOL good one

      • The_Dood

        Well, now I'm embarrassed of my state. Thanks for giving Ohio a good name douchebag! I second the notion below for you to go play in a heavy lane of traffic. Thanks.

      • its_forge

        I patiently await the glory of the day your dick rots off just on the principle of its being attached to such a worthless jagoff.

    • Urban Meyer

      you would look a lot cuter in scarlet and gray… just sayin

    • Meh

      Solid 6….some pics are better than others. I tend to think the worse ones are more accurate to the real person.

      • JustSayin'

        Agreed. Cute enough to date, with a good personality. Not hot enough to make up for a shitty personality.

        • JustSayin'

          Glad I'm not the only Fucktard that finds it necessary to put a number of this beautiful woman.

    • SigEpChiver

      WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
      THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
      THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN

      WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
      CUZ WE'RE FROM O-HIO!

      CHIVEON4EVA!

      • Urban Meyer

        THE WHOLE GODAMN STATE OF M*CH*G*N SHOULD BE GIVEN TO CANADA… JUST SAYIN…

        • SigEpChiver

          I LOVE YOU URBAN MEYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jon

      Show your tits or GTFO.

    • Trav1121

      Sorry to piggyback your comment with this Michael, but…

      Jordan, there are some real fuckin' a-holes that troll here (as shown on the first page), so take those haters for what they are: promoters of hate. You are a lovely girl who sounds like a hoot and has a beautiful smile. KCCO and thanks for sharing. We appreciate your willingness to put yourself out there on a very popular site, like theChive. Make sure you accept the compliments and ignore the idiots.:) Keep the pics coming, CotW! Congratz!

      As for all the Michigan haters and haters in general: I have been coming to this site for a good long while now and I have never been more disappointed in our community here than I am today. The people spoke and she was awesome enough to oblige and then she gets this shit? Why would anyone submit here if they are just gonna be attacked by hate mongers? If you don't have anything nice to say, then STFU. As for hating on someone because of the State (or any location, for that matter) that they live in? Holy shit… it is just pathetic. Being prejudice is just as bad, if not worse, than racism. It is disgusting. That is all. Rant off.

      • SigEpChiver

        LOL

        WTF? Worse than racism? Bro, take your Obama bumper sticker and shove it up your ass. Cry me a fucking river. That makes no sense and you don't know about Ohio and Michigan. We are like the Palestinians and Israelis of the BigTen. I don't doubt Michigan fuckheads would say the same shit about sweet Buckeye ass. This shit has been going down for generations.

        Now, if you'll excuse me me and my bros are going to chive on with a case of Corona in honor of our mexican amigos.

        CHIVEON4LIFE

      • MICHAEL

        You took the words right out of my mouth. Ignorant people will be ignorant. Not much you can do.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      a stunning natural beauty … beauty like yours is why cavemen chiseled on walls.

    • hosam

      I love big breasts and you baby want to meet you my red love so soon 00967737476556

    • LUKE

      over seas right now and you reminded me why i do what i do!

    • Guest

      Amen brother. Some truly incredible eyes.

  • Captain Planet

    I fucking hate hipsters

    • JustSayin'

      So do I but she's not a hipster. She's a slutty sorority chick.

      I hate those, too.

      • techno_viking

        Because you're gay?

        • JustSayin'

          No I prefer my women with self esteem and without unplanned pregnancies.

          • JustSayin'

            Stop stealing my username! My bad, I have more respect for people then to call them names like I'm 10 years old so I feel better about myself.

            • techno_viking

              I'm not calling you names. I'm "Just sayin" that if you don't like slutty sorority chicks, the options are simple. Either A. You're a non-slutty sorority chick. Or B. You like to suck cock. And I don't think you're a chick…

              • JustSayin'

                Nailed it. You win fine sir.

                • JustSayin'

                  I agree. I like to fuck dudes in the ass.

            • JustSayin'

              Fail

              • JustSayin'

                WTF? Not funny dude.

                • JustSayin'

                  I like cake

                  • JustSayin'

                    Just move on.

                    • JustSayin'

                      I like dick

                    • JustSayin'

                      You need to stop stealing my username. It is no longer funny. This girl is hot, now let's move on to the DAR. KCCO you are not doing it right.

                    • JustSayin'

                      Damn, you are more desperate for attention than the chick in the pictures.

                    • JustSayin'

                      Fail.

                    • hahaha

                      this whole sequence cracked me up, thx-

                    • Lulz

                      It'sthesameguy. Lol

                    • Jesse R.

                      Couldyounotfindthespacebar?

              • JustSayin'

                WTF dude. Stop with this shit. It ain't funny. KCCO and check out the DAR.

    • Fish

      What're you talking about? I live in Williamsburg and she ain't no Hipster. No Hipsters are this smokin hot.

    • B.Nik

      Hating hipsters is soooo mainstream.

    • rich

      i think he was just making a general statement, not necessarily related to this gallery. just a guess, though.

      • Captain Planet

        Thanks for understanding what I was going for rich.

        In conclusion, I would put this girl at a 9 and I just fucking hate hipsters.

        • Captain Planet

          In conclusion, I now see the error of my ways. I love hipsters!

          • rich

            haha, nice.

    • Huh

      Wha?

    • Daniel Tosh

      the think that I hate more than hipsters are ass kissers. just because a chick shows some skin, guys get on their knees and big for her attention. dude she is not going to have sex with you.

    • Dave Derpowitz

      Are referring to the panties she's wearing?

  • ChiTownChiver

    way to rep the D

    • DigitalGuru

      That's right! Great rep for the Wings & Tigers!
      #8 & 17

      DG

      • DigitalGuru

        #17

    • Ryan

      Hey hey hockey town

  • Sharky

    #17 Almost makes me want to become a Wings fan.

    Almost.

    • UWYO

      go wings!

    • Grand Rapids

      Wings are the shit.

    • Admiral A.

      Chanel bag. It's a trap.

    • SigEpChiver

      FUCK MICHIGAN! GO BUCKEYES!

      O-H!

      • DigitGuru

        N-O

    • GlibTongue

      Go Wings!

    • eagleyes27

      You should put some serious thought into that redwing are the best, love hockeytown go wings

      • L.A.

        Red are the best! They are kicking ass in the playoffs bro

    • Bdick

      Her friend is hot too!! Reminds me of a girl I once knew😦

    • really?

      No no it doesnt. KINGS ftw

  • Jezdezpez

    Meh, no hips.. she's got a nice face though.

    • walter

      i understand that the girls are putting them out there so they have to expect some people won't be nice, but this is the chive right, not 4chan, we're not taking virtual markers to girls bodies here

      • Jezdezpez

        it's merely an observation that is a determining factor between sexy or not. A female with no hips is usually not very sexy. I therefor stand behind my original comment in that she has a very pretty face, which makes this girl attractive; but not sexy.

        • KCCO

          Enjoy your black girls Jez

          • KCCO

            and thumbs down why?

            • KCCO

              Oh I see. May be racist. My bad.

              • fasfd

                enjoy your fucking dick in your mouth kkk member

                • finster

                  and your no better.

                  • finster

                    *you're* Fixed.

                • KCCO

                  do you disagree that black girls tend to have larger posteriors? why is this controversial?

                  is it racist to say that white people are more pale than blacks (so long as said white person is not from NJ)?

                  • KCCO

                    I see my mistake. It's could be viewed as racist because it's saying only black women have hips and there was no need to use any race to make the point. It would have been more respectful to say enjoy your curvy women.

                    • boll

                      you made some solid strides in a self conversation; congrats on your enlightenment of yourself sir

        • Huh

          I'd like to see a picture taken with a real camera before I slam your opinion.

    • Dick Salad

      Has a nice gap, has curves, cute face… I wouldn't protest seeing this beautiful creature in my bed.

    • JustSayin'

      She's a 6. Needs to drop about 15 lbs, though.

      • Jezdezpez

        Yep, she's 5 in my books. I have high standards apparently.

        • UNCRAZAMATIC

          I agree with this dude. Also bad camera shots are suspicious.

          • Jezdezpez

            Amen brotha.

            • JustSayin'

              I was just trollin' dumb ass. No one out of sixth grade rates women on a scale. You're a sad, sad, little man.

              • JustSayin'

                Wrong. This chick is a 6 and stop stealing my username. Everybody here knows I have better taste that that.

                • JustSayin'

                  Stealing my username? I don't know what I'm saying. I don't evaluate women on this scale, it would be embarrassing. I'll just say she is prettier than my right hand, but not as pretty as my mom.

      • Oli

        2nd that

    • Fish

      Meh, you're an idiot.

      • youarepolice

        it's your not you're

        • MormonChiver

          Its "its" not "it's"

          • Phen

            Mormon and youarepolice are both wrong. How sad.

            • Novalueadded

              Yeah… I noticed that too.

              • Chiver101

                hahahah FAIL.

    • rich

      I think you need this photo to make your point #20

      • rich

        Wait, she is hot. Your argument in invalid.

        • rich

          well, it's true what he says, "no hips"

          • rich

            I shall stop replying to myself now.

            • rich

              good idea. why didn't i think of that?

              • rich

                agreed

                • Jezdezpez

                  LOL

                • rich

                  But she is hot.

      • Jezdezpez

        Yeppers, exactly my point. Also #21and especially #22, oh and # and #7 and #3 too… Ugh, anyway, moving on to something more enjoyable, this girl really has dropped from a 5/10 to a 3/10 the more I come back to this.

        • KCCO

          her hips are great… as I said above…

          • Lotus

            What hips?

    • morebeer

      Why is it that whenever I see the comments trashing the girls on here I think of the snickers ad with joe pesci??


      • Jezdezpez

        Probably because you're that virgin friend in the commercial who no doubt uses his buddy to try score chicks, it's apparent in the commercial that he relies on his friend to get the girls but can't when he is angry?

      • rich

    • Dick Salad

      Guys with over the top standards remind me of the trophy wife commercial…



      • JustSayin'

        6 is a good score. Six is cute. Six is dateable. Six isn't I'm-so-hot-I'm-going-to-send-pictures-into-a-shitty-website-because-all-dudes-love-me-and-they'll-tell-me-how-awesome-I-am.

        • Dick Salad

          Not sure why you replied to me with this. I don't rate women by some number scale douche bag.

          • JustSayin'

            I'm just sayin' that nobody here is applying "over the top standards."

            Cute, not hot. Cute enough to date, not cute enough to overcome a boring/shitty personality.

            • Dick Salad

              Just don't like the number thing. Pretty douchey. Just sayin'. KCCO and grow up kid.

              • Five

                I have a hunch that dicksalad has never dated anything above a four. Maybe that's why he was such a lil bitch about the obvious sarcasm involved in previous rating statements. She is cute but her obvious bio fibs are a bit needy sounding. Just trying to hard to get thumbs!

    • its_forge

      A face like that and those beautiful tits, and a cute butt and nice thighs too, I don't mind the hips so much y'know? Plus the nice squooshy tummy, that's a definite plus.

    • Lotus

      I've noticed that hips are the weak point of most of the girls the chive posts. This post felt more like a facebook creep than a chive post. Post some girls with birthin hips dammit!

  • Anonymos

    First

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      Yes you are……. :-/

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #1 #15 #22

    Looks like I need to visit Michigan more often

    • mrb

      Yeah. Cause you have a chance

    • TheAutomaticMan

      It's over rated, this gem is the shining star of the whole state.

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Ain't that the truth

    • http://twitter.com/beerclinton @beerclinton

      Don't listen to that guy.^^^ Michigan is a great place to live or visit. I'm so glad I ended up here, and not just for the scenery.

      • ewww

        this girl is trash

    • SigEpChiver

      FUCK MICHIGAN! YOU NEED TO COME TO COLUMBUS! OHIO BITCHES MAKE THIS GRIL LOOK LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG!

      GO BUCKEYES!

      O-H!

      • spartanZK

        Haha standard Ohioan, not realizing how sexy Whoopi Goldberg really is. Aren't we all suckers for girls without eyebrows?

      • raffie2101

        If arm pit had butt holes it would be Columbus.

        • SigEpChiver

          If the Michigan football team was a butthole it would be your mom because the OSU football team fucks it every year.

          FUCK MICHIGAN

    • Jay

      Why are you tired of being rejected in your own state?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #14 Just wow… Absolutely love a beautiful woman in some tight jeans. Only wish I could see from the back!

    • 80's Baby

      Amen brother… i have the same sentiments..

  • Boobman

    I'll second that Holy fuck!!

    • mrb

      Thanks for your input

  • NebraskaGuy

    Beautiful girl!

  • jason ace

    #22

    now that is just flat out gorgeous

    • FLAT

      I see what you did there

  • bob

    please, please, please stop using your phone while driving.

    • carl

      or maybe she can make the darwin awards next year?

      • James

        No…just no…

  • yherth

    Recently single perhaps???

    • yherth

      What!? I'm just trying to guage my chances!! Womp Womp.

  • Griz

    her and her friend from #17 are both gorgeous

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    Jordan, SUCH a smoke show!!! I❤ alll these pics!!!

  • punchahoe

    meh …. if people didnt spend all their time chiving maybe they would see some real talent..

    • lando

      awesome and yet you're on the chive I see? maybe go back where you came from, no?

      • punchahoe

        I frequent the chive yes indeed, its an awesome site….just saying there's better out there for a chivette of the week.

        • Jezdezpez

          Agreed.

        • punchahoe

          I just realized that I'm a Fucktard and don't actually understand the spirit of The Chive. My name says it all. I'm clearly a class act not a loser hiding behind a keyboard. I shall now STFU.

      • lando

        on the other hand what do i know im still a virgin living in my step dads basement playing world of craft all day while touching it to pictures of my sister..blah blah blah

    • JustSayin'

      Agreed. And if she spent a little less time on the Chive and a little more time at the gym we'd have better things to say about her.

      • punchahoe

        Agreed! Maybe chive should change the meaning of FLBP for all these chicks bent over in mirrors taking pics of themselves!

      • carl

        I actually think she looks pretty good. And I don't think she's overweight at all..but it's not hard to tell that she's a complete moron.

        • fasfd

          agreed this girl is chunky and short. next please!

          your your your

      • JustSayin'

        I'm a douche.

    • SigEpChiver

      LOL

      FUCK YES! Michigan girls are ugly and this chick proves it!

      FUCK MICHIGAN! GO BUCKEYES!

      O-H!

      • Eric

        Have you seen women from Ohio? It's hard to tell them apart from the men. I think it's their mustaches.

        • Dick

          You are correct sir. Also, anyone from Ohio is an awful piece of shit. True story

  • Master_Rahl

    #5 #11 #21 Just a pleasure to look upon. Beautiful women like this are why I'm thankful for my eyes:)

    • Master_Rahl

      thumbs down for a positive post? interesting logic.

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      I thumbed you up Master Rahl. I am actually really pissed at the comments on this front page. Certainly not chive like. She is beautiful and has a fine personality it would seem. In fact if anything I feel she is hotter than the original pic hinted. Hope she ignores those ignorant jackasses.

  • rich

    ahhhhhh…i just let out a nice fart.

    • Habsy

      Thought I smelt sperm.

      • Error

        Tasted

    • jackazz

      fuckin drunk

    • Fig dickel

      I love farting in front of normal looking girls too

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #21 That's a nice hump, you should take more pics of it :D:D:D

    • justin

      damn ur a fine ass women

  • Britishguy

    International chivette contest anyone?

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      A+ to that one.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Thirsten55 Richard Then

      Awesome Idea man

  • Frostback

    James Earl Jones just appeared saying:
    "Mother of God."

    • mrb

      Corny. Good job

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mess817 Stephen Messimer

    What a shame that you live in Michigan

    • SigEpChiver

      FUCK MICHIGAN! GO BUCKEYES!

      O-H

  • Steg

    Since she's from Detroit, she'll be a single mother in a year or less

    • rich

      nice one, steg!

      • HAHAHAHAHAHHA

        HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

        • MgoBlue

          Idiots.

    • JustSayin'

      No proof she isn't already.

    • jimmychive

      HA!

    • UNCRAZAMATIC

      Well she sure as fuck doesn't have birthin hips, so maybe not.

    • http://twitter.com/slackersavvy @slackersavvy

      You wouldn't last an hour in Detroit

      • Steg

        "Lasted" five years in Detroit. But this goes to show that shit hole is full of tools.

        • astobe

          I wish people would stop trying to make Detroit seem bad ass I live here its just a shit hole.

  • theyellowfever

    Q: What's better than a chivette?

    A: #10 #13 #17 A chivette with hot friends.

    • R.Terrier

      I agree. The dog is pretty cute.

      • FUCKMAC

        i agree these girls are white trash

        • FUCKMAC

          I am jacobymeyer!

    • Fish

      Actually, there's nothing better than a Chivette

      • ARS

        what about 2 chivette's?

  • rich

    sumpin' stinks. probably that fart i just let out. oh yeah!

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