Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (45 Photos)

  • Maxwell

    #38, #45, #19, #20

    pretty much the chive in a nutshell… and by that I mean completely unexplainable

    • Lowrent75

      #38..Good on ya John. Thanks for your service fellas!!

      • Cut

        Is that Community Hospital in Monterey I see?? Stationed at DLI?? I was born at that hospital.
        DLI FTW!

    • Oli

      Its funny cause he is Black

  • https://www.facebook.com/juliannagracemoore Julianna Moore

    #12 makes me sooo happy πŸ™‚ Cutest lil shit heads ever

    • Martin_McFly

      I see what ya did here πŸ˜‰

    • Master_Rahl

      aww, they're so pugly

    • Mattman

      Reminds me of that old Pound Puppy stuffed animal/puppet I had as a kid. Guess they were spot on with making those.

  • 5.0 fiend

    I love you dar

    • J W

      Is that you Fishcat?


    #15 I believe Chris Rock used this an example of "keeping your daughter off the pole"

    • thom

      I think this kind of activities at this age would eventually put your daughter on the pole.

    • kiki

      well, it is a Golf 6. that explains it. AWESOME :))

      • A2_tha_MFK

        Golf? Gay!

    • chuck

      There's something seriously wrong about this. Why does that guy have his pants leg rolled up?

    • JJJ

      nice cans

    • Cyril

      That makes me appreciate my
      Parents even more.

    • London

      But if it was a little boy staring at the woman's butt, it would be ok that his dad brought him to the car show or whatever. Just saying.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Now you're catching on.

    • Ralphie

      I don't see anything wrong with this picture. You guys are creepy perverts.

  • Mark

    #37, #38

    Glad you're feeling better, Chris. "not selling the YET" πŸ™‚ is that a gold neck tag? do want.

  • whyme1973

    #18 #22 #30 Mother of God you are all so unfairly hot. Almost cheating using bacon to cover that awesome rack.

    • Jay

      Mother of god you chivers who can't see past half naked girls are really ignorant…or really sad. Either way, try to broaden your horizons.

      • Sweet'n'Lowe

        Somebody is gay

        • Lotus

          You make the bad comment section horrible

        • Jay isn't Gay

          Haha, nope actually a happily married heterosexual. Thanks for playing.

      • dustin

        try to broaden my horizons…..two half naked girls with bacon?

    • lulu

      I agree. #30 is disgusting.

    • goodguysfan

      Three cheers for nip slips on those two!

    • Sparks13

      No one else noticed the cold sore on #18 huh. Nice.

      • ???

        Sorry. Too busy looking at boobs.

      • commander cool

        you, sir, have far too much time on your hands.


        sincerely, grow up.

  • Dbswv

    #15 bad parenting

    • Kodos

      good training for the future.. tomorrow; Sandwich 101


      Yeah… but…. DAT ASS!

      • Skermitt

        You're doing it…. right. Absolutely correct.

      • that guy

        Find!… Please?

    • Dan

      The one on the left or the one on the right? You got to splain.

    • Maynard B.

      How do you know its her daughter?

      • Hank Scorpio

        It's not, it's the guy taking the picture's daughter.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=50103038 Ryan Morris

      Agreed. No hope for that girl

    • The State Senator

      Whoreable parenting.

  • whyme1973

    #45 What an awesome ending.

    • Master_Rahl

      I see what you did there

    • PDJ

      Love the refinery in the background …

    • BOOM!

      LOL – someone wrote it pretty neatly too.
      Best lesbian friend ever – no dude did that.

    • walauch

      Is that Rijeka in the background?

  • Tillman61

    #24 That's really a great picture in so many ways. Happy Friday, sweetie!

    • MeIrakly

      is it only me who also noticed the beautiful legs?

      • Tillman61

        Not at all, sir – That was one of my main reasons for commenting. If there was a just a bellybutton showing… Oh well, maybe next time.

      • gusto

        Same feelings on those legs. Wowzers.

    • Clutch101

      Wow! I agree. Hands down the sexiest pic of the post.

  • whyme1973

    #15 Certainly raising them up right with a great role model.

    • easylivin24

      More like raising them up with a great pole model.

  • lars


    I take number 8's perfect tush on the far right for a game of quarters


      8 – she takes my breathe away

      • http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

        8 because she also has the best looking legs

        • Conchy Joe

          Mind the gap bitches! #8 FTW

        • mike

          and the curve in her back! yowza. #7 too…why not, it's friday!

          • mike

            dammit! i laughed at all the others doing that too…

    • Erock

      3, because dat ass!

    • Showtime

      Eh, I think she comes in second behind number 10. Perfect hump, goes up to a nice thin waist, tall, fit, blonde…perfect

      • MAX

        Agreed! heavily #10 wins

        • MAX

          WAIT NO!!!! NOT HIM HER!!!! THE GIRL NUMBER 10!!! stupid hash tags! πŸ™‚

          • Indian0Lore

            You know you love that pocket pussy.

        • Slim Jim

          munber 10, she is arching her back the least.

    • MassChiver

      #40 – Number 6 all the way. All about the GAP.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=636227303 William Baker


      • nod


      • xavi00

        8 because she's perfect and her hair is a unique color.

      • travioso

        Yep, #6 my fave

        • travioso

          not what i was try to say

      • Eddie

        #6, Gap + Firm + Shape.

      • herroprease

        Do we have to choose?!

      • BOOM!

        #10 – Those thighs are bigger than my head – #8 FTW

      • sloguy

        #3 cause she's got it cocked!

      • Radam3

        #40 6 because of gap and the HIPS!!!

      • Dave

        I like #6.

      • patov40

        Agreed, number 6. Hips flared ever so slightly, great arch, and subtle creases in the undercheek. I spent way to much time coming up with my legit reason. ^_^

      • koozeto

        number 3 her ass looks just like my ex's

    • sfb101

      Gotta go for #7

      • sfb101

        I mean No.7 Duh!

        • DrGarnicus


        • DrGarnicus

          Different kind of valley!

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          same happened to me xD but i support your choice, that looks like a sweet dick destroyer lol

    • shawthomas

      3 Biggest spine dimple

    • Red

      Enjoy your youth guys. Someday you'll get old and come to the realization that you will never have the opportunity to hit anything as hot as these again.

    • Bangerang

      6.. no 4… no 8.. FK! theres no wrong answer!

    • bisonbade

      i'll take 6 for those hips!

    • Bollyver

      number 7. Gap not to big not to small.

      • etcrr

        and the long hair that sticks when she sweats….mmmmmmm

    • Bodacious

      8 – mind THAT gap!

    • Red

      #40 4. it's gotta be 4.

      • Ross


      • jhf60

        Must agree with Red, Number Four is petite and super fine.

      • RomRom

        I concur. Slender, great legs, nice gap.

      • rubbish

        they all look the same

    • KyleGamgee

      I'll take number 5.

      I want to die in the best way and with those legs I think she could honestly end me.

      • LawnGuyLand

        5 it is. Least road mileage.

        • Dave

          I wanted 5! She's the shortest and I like short girls.

    • Michael G


    • Lolz

      Mission impossible 6 …

    • AB Chiver

      2 – I just like

    • Kevin

      8. Reason cited as Best Gap

    • haha

      number 1 because that tush outta sight

    • NoFatties

      7 Brunette, long hair, dat ass

    • C-los

      I'll take # 2,310,945,678

      Thank you, that is all.

    • todd

      7, beautiful hair, perfect ass and just the right sized gap…

    • magrin

      find them alllllllll!!

    • Tomas

      Agree with # 8's tush…. shape, size, gap, tanned, legs and waist to match, no tats. PERFECT!!! ❀

    • Wub

      Fuck it, I guess I'm moving to Chili. For the full spread check out this link. http://acidcow.com/girls/32071-miss-reef-2012-bik

    • becky

      I disagree number seven has the best ass. the best roundness. number eights ass is flatter. πŸ™‚

    • phydor

      4: smile, gap, hair, and in the middle of the hotness sandwich

    • K-9

      Girls because, ass

    • Juan

      3 – She's got that tramp stamp.. nuff said

    • zonia

      2,310,945,678 reasons why

    • Matt

      Number 1. Cause she's mysterious. And she's already number 1.

    • Dory E

      #6 nirvana whhhhaaatttttt…..oh my!!!!!!!

      • KalEl24

        She's like 6… that's sick.

    • djp

      I'll go against the grain a bit and take No. 9. While they would all likely kill me something tells me that she would help me leave this world with a hallucinogenic smile.

    • Sam


    • DaddyJax

      Number 5!
      Those thighs and she doesnt have to bend over and arch her back as much to make her ass look great!

    • Itchychin12

      Number 4. She is checking out 6 and 7's ass and so would be more open to a threesome.

    • D-Rock

      I'll take #4 because she is checking out the other girls asses!

      • KalEl24

        Ha… that's gay^ He'll take the guy holding the flag…

    • KalEl24

      I'll take Two Billion, three hundred and ten million, nine hundred and forty five thousand, six hundred and seventy eight, because.

    • Logs

      3 for sex stuff

    • kurt

      #6 best gap

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        The funny thing is….all those fine asses….fart at one time or another :@

    • Mitch

      #4 great ass great legs shes just wow

    • foul83

      2310945678 is a number……I choose that.

    • Married πŸ˜”

      Number 6 obviously…reason…are you blind?? You need me to spell it out?? Rest all come a very close second

    • shane

      i completely agree, cause…damn!

    • Dylan

      2,310,945,678 I pick that

  • Jandro

    #30 I love nip slips

    • Guest

      me too #18

      • ess

        omg, omg, omg, omg, I found 5% of a nipple! I must report my findings to the comments at once! What are you, 10?

        • Jandro

          12 actually

    • C_Bush

      Nailed it.

    • Chad

      Rammstein!!! Saw them in Atlanta. I have a similar pic.

    • 8=====D

      I love skinny chicks…………

  • https://www.facebook.com/sam.c.belk Sam Belk

    # 26 KC&RHUB (Keep Calm and Red Head Under Boob)

  • Chiver

    #19. It's "straight" not "strait". Terrible.

    • Logan Slogan

      the fact that you were conceived is terrible. so. are. periods. after. one. word. to. prove. disgust. lighten up, KCCO amigo/a its Friday!

    • Urethra Franklin

      Makes sense why tall chicks do it, when short ones do they just look Ridiculous

    • thom

      What a great looking group of friends though.

    • mike

      hrmm…must've been a mistake they fixed. it says "straight"

    • lonin

      They're actually all standing in line for the bathroom.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I read your comment and, "sniffed", or "LOL'ed".

    • Cantaloupe

      The bigger issue is the failure to coherently express a thought. I assume what they meant was "The new duckface: being UNable to stand up straight". What they said is the opposite of what they meant.

    • deltadreamer

      they are probably "sorority squating" It is the only way you fit 15 sisters in a picture without the ones in the back getting covered up. Sorry for having lots of pretty friends.

  • B!!!

    #10 Marine Corps issued bomb sniffing kitty

    • Master_Rahl

      I know there's an awful joke coming about letting the cat out of the bag… oh, there it is. My bad.

    • mrjimmyos

      Haha didnt spot that

    • Doc

      When Bobby told me he had a pocket pussy in Afghanistan, I was thinking of something completely different.

  • Panigale

    Let's back track a little…best sexy chivers among us. Ever in the history of Chivedom.

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #45 OMG

    • PDJ

      I thought the same thing … OMG is that a refinery in the background!

  • BaseballRube

    #22 Thank you.
    #40 = 6, just the right amount of gap and ass.

    • Shawn

      22 was perfect as was 6

    • djp

      #22 is pure art. I was scrolling slowly and all of a sudden, there it was. Well played.

      • Devin

        The lighting is just perfect….. I know cause I took the picture πŸ˜›

      • The_Dood

        This is without a doubt one of the best pictures I've ever seen. Everything in/about this image is perfect.

        • Devin

          Thank you very much, I'm pretty proud of it too, and I know my Fiancé loves it πŸ˜€

  • Case

    Bewbs and bacon #30

  • bigde

    Fuck It! Its Friday!!

  • whyme1973

    #26 Damn I love me some redheads.

    • DrGarnicus

      Epic photo all the way around

    • The Joe

      We love you Cindy!

    • PenthouseTommy

      #22 MASTERFUL

  • Kodos

    THIS is America…
    Life is complete…

    • Visitohr

      #4 I thought this is 'merica

  • bob_the_cook

    #9 – All DAY LONG!
    #18- Niiiice
    #30 Yum

    • bob_the_cook

      Also #40: number 5 because thighs.

    • Skermitt

      #18 Good choice on the hair color!

    • Skofe

      #9 thats meeeeeeee~ Keepin it real

  • BigPup

    #15 Chivette school 101

    • Megan

      This is what's wrong with the world. Disgusting.

    • amadeus

      my thoughts exactly.

  • SEF

    #5 AWESOME

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Still think 'holes in the ground' is a very wrong style for this memorial. With the water flowing down, they look like two giant perpetually-flushing toilet bowls. And that they are black too….

      Something more uplifting, involving light perhaps (an eternal flame with a lens for each life?), would surely have been more appropriate.

    • ray pallari

      What happened to this country??? Awesome??? This is pathetic. We should have rebuilt those two towers bigger and higher than they were before and showed the world that Americans still had the spirit that inspired this country's creation. That would honor the people that were lost. Instead we get two weeping sores reminding us all that we have turned our country over to the control of lesser men.

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