Cat Saturday (26 Photos)

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A few weeks ago, some amazing Chivers rescued a tiny newborn kitten near their house. They said, “orphaned at only a couple days old, we found him shortly after his mother was killed. He’s noisy, adorable, and his survival is a miracle.” Chivers, meet Moses!

You can follow Moses’ tiny little blog here. And special thanks to Chivers Clay, Meg, Bobbi, and Mark for being so awesome.

Have your cat follow me on twitter here.

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  • mises

    I have a fantastic idea professor. while you're busy masturbating to photos of girls, (not those scary, real, live girls) perhaps you can consider that if you don't like certain posts then just don't look at them. Or do you just mindlessly look at every single picture on here because you have no choice because you have no life?

    • LucretiusCarus

      See above. I didn't look at a single one of these pictures. It's a matter of principle to come here and say it sucks.

  • Jyn

    Turns out, you actually don't have click on the post. You can skip right passed it ;)

    • LucretiusCarus

      It actually turns out that the Archangel Gabriel came to me in a vision and said it was my god-given duty to save the world from Cat Saturday.

      "And, lo, you shall sayeth unto the masses, 'Fuck Cat Saturday.'"

      Seriously, take it up with Gabriel and God.

      • Christina Joy Gehris

        I love cats but I have to say, that statement is hilarious.

        • LucretiusCarus

          You dare find humor in the pronouncements of the Lord, God of Hosts? ;)

      • Baconator

        pretty sure if there was a "god" he would like cat saturdays being as he supposedly created them.

      • Jyn


  • SicSemperTyrannis

    Your just mad because your a bigger pussy than any cat and theres no post about you. Go fuck yourself twat.

    • The_Dood


  • Kitten

    People who do not like cats have never owned/been owned by one. So they need to shut up and own a cat before they say they hate them. I have 5 boys, I love them

  • The Bacon Chronicles

    Our doggie passed away this morning. She had a tumor on her spleen that ruptured – we had no idea she was sick. Thanks for always bringing a smile to my face Chive – Cat Saturday is just what I needed. Chivers give your kitties and doggies extra hugs today for me. Hooray for Moses – KCCO little kitty:)

    • haeddre

      So sorry to hear Chiver! KCCO and thoughts are with you and your family. Losing a pet is losing a family member and it is no less easier…

    • Cats are pointless!

      Your cat died, hooray for the dog world.

      • faemike

        first sentence, second word: doggie aka dog

      • Mikehoncho

        Unless they named their cat doggie im pretty sure its a dog that died

      • f0urd3gr33s

        You and reading don't get along so well?

      • Guest

        Your a moron

  • @JmsMr27


    "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."

    • majorfathead


    • haeddre

      YES! I love that part of the movie!!! Cracks me up every time!!

    • Ted

      Hahaha dude… That made me laugh harder than anything. Thank you

  • Androaz

    What's with all the hate dudes. Chill out. They're pictures of cats. This is a humor/softcore website. Stop taking shit so seriously.

    This is why we can't have comment boxes.

  • S.Freud

    Another attention whore. It must be contagious.

  • elguapo80

    didn't look at a single pic. just wanted to comment on how much I hate cats. flea bags!

  • thelifeofthisgirl

    There is more than one reason to love Cat Saturday…

    1. Well…cats
    2. Reading the comments from the retards who come in here to bash cats and this cat post

    Dear Mac,
    Do NOT ever stop Cat Saturday. I vote that for every idiot who posts "fuck cat saturday" that you should just do more cat pictures. I hope you find it as funny as I do that people get so offended over pictures of cats. Reading full on argument threads is what makes this post all the more awesome. Mac…you are fantastic. ;)

    • elguapo80

      not offended. just dislike cats. that's all. B-) I love dogs tho.

    • patriots suck

      well said! Chive on!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Ultimately you should be thanking ME, not Mac.

      I have brought you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.

      You're welcome.

      • thelifeofthisgirl

        I will thank you for being the idiot who kept me totally entertained. Mac deserves credit and I still find it increasingly hilarious that people who "hate" this post still feel a need to click on it, view it, and then post how much they hated it. No one tricked you into looking at cats. It was voluntary. The fact that you replied to my post makes this even more hilarious to me because not only did you view this post, you trolled ALL of the comments just to start shit and therefor, spent an entire day commenting on cats. Awesome. Don't ever change. I read comments like yours for the same reason I watch Jersey Shore…to laugh at the fact that there's people out there who actually make idiots of themselves for entertainment…and know it. Chive on :)

        • LucretiusCarus

          You missed some of the comments in the thread, apparently, but that's understandable as there were many of them.

          Once more–i didn't actually look at any of the cats, save the first one which I couldn't avoid, try though I might. I came to say Cat Saturday sucks, like I do every Saturday. It's sort of a tradition now, I guess.

          And really, the fanatical responses from Cat Saturday lovers were the true highlight of all of that. They were rabid, hysterical and sometimes just plain rude; I suppose that's to be expected. It was an enlightening 2 hours of the day when it was really heated, to be sure. I didn't realize it would blow up quite like that. Well done cat lovers.

          But again, you're welcome. You know this was the best Cat Saturday, perhaps ever, and I brought it to you. Free of charge.

          And actually i didn't troll all the posts. I saw your post from your Intense Debate profile AFTER you viewed mine. Troll is as troll does, yes? Nice try, though.

          • thelifeofthisgirl

            To be honest, well played. Keep the tradition going. I'm legitimately serious when I say that it's really entertaining, wether or not your a cat lover or cat hater (personally…I don't really care enough to argue either way I just think it's funny when people fight online).

            Rabid, hysterical, pointless. It's all hilarious. This includes the cat lovers too. That's why when I see comments such as "omg loooove cats so cute" i tend to skip over them and go to comments like yours because they create debate and are so hilarious.

            Surprisingly, I don't ever comment (seriously) and yes I did view the profile because I think as you would have expected, it go some attention that you were very much seeking (which is cool, don't stop what you're doing because it's funny as shit).

            Again…seriously…chive on. (Love, a very dedicated Chivette)

            • LucretiusCarus

              Thanks for the kind discourse. Good to see that some people here can be sensible and civil. It was a small piece of hysteria, that's for sure.

              Stay dedicated and take care.

  • LaurenGoMeow

    such a cute video, adorable lil kitty

  • Some perverted guy

    (last video) show us your tits!

  • patriots suck

    Go kiss your stupid dog after it eats its own shit you moron. You suck. Now get off the Chive!

    • LucretiusCarus

      When was the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat? Or a guard-cat? Or a police Feline unit? Or an Aide Cat? Cats suck.

      Fuck Cat Saturday.

      • patriots suck

        go kiss your shit eating dog you faggot

      • Rafael_RS

        I have 7 cats at the farm and they fucking destroy any rat, mice, snake, pigeons, birds and whatever gets anywhere near the shed that we keep the seeds and crops

        they also purr when they wanna play fetch with a ball of stockings that i made and they bring it back to me so i can throw it again

        cats are creatures that are so smart that they use their cuteness so they can get by with just doing what they want, you just need to train them and reward them properly

        so, there you go, your argument is… well, INVALID!
        also you're a eloquent douche

        • LucretiusCarus

          You clearly anthrophomorphize your cats, as nearly all cat owners do. They're not so smart that they dupe you; on the contrary, you're apparently willing to allow yourself to be taken by a fallacy.

          But it's great your cats have retained their predatory instincts and can catch mice and pigeons, etc. It's my understanding rats can do the same. So good for them.

          Take care.

      • Elle

        You should take some angry management treatment because you are not acting normal….The way you express your hate for cats it takes a paranoia and sociopath level…give your doctor a visit and ask for psychiatric treatment because you really need it!

        • LucretiusCarus

          You, apparently, are unfamiliar with hyperbole. But that's cool. This can be your introduction to some of the basics of rhetoric.

          • RoomFR

            At first, I thought you were just retarded for hating on cat pictures. Then I see how long and how much you've carried on with an argument about it, and with such intensity, that now you're clearly just the definition of "sad person". Seriously, man. Take a look in the mirror and work on yourself.

          • sherlock

            I have figured it out. With all this talk of milfs and cat hating, you must be one of those creatures from the movie Sleepwalkers.

            • LucretiusCarus

              Man, that's one I haven't seen in ages. That movie was truly horrible.

              But Madchen Amick was hot in it.

          • bobloblaw

            Chive on Lucretius and keep calm and fuck cat saturday. I have cats but I sure as hell don't want to look at pictures of them on the internet. So instead I thumbed up all your comments.

            • Adam

              I only gave you a thumbs up for your name. I look forward to reading your blog. The Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

      • Alfred

        Come to my house, my cat will fuck you and your pussy ass dog's shit up!

      • stonewall_79

        Do you really trust your safety and protection to a dog? man, you're fucking nuts, be a man and buy a gun.

        • 0331

          Now that is just a silly comment Stonewall_79. I have a pitbull that will lick the face off any intruder. As tot the end part: "…be a man and buy a gun. " Let me fix it for you.

          "be a responsible citizen and buy a gun, practice regularly, meet up with proficient shooters, learn the safe and responsible way to use it. and get a Concealed Carry Permit."

  • patriots suck

    Cat saturday is the best! Keep up the GREAT work and thank you!

  • The Bacon Chronicles

    My dog died – dick. Not only do you fail at trolling, you fail at reading comprehension.

  • Annie

    the cat from 28 days later

    • 0331

      I was leaning towards Archer and the Oscillate.

  • @imoon001

    Ii love caturday…fuck all the haters

  • JaymackB

    I like turtles

  • Slavo

    Can we not argue with this stupid person. He will drag us down to his level and beat us with experience.

    Btw happy caturday

  • Tay Forrest

    To all cat Saturday haters: 1. If you don't like cat Saturday do not read it. There is a misconception that to be a chiver one must read all things posted at all times. (I suggest women or a sense of humor to cure this). 2. Cats are freaking awesome. It's like having drunk naarcist space heaters on call at all times.

    • thelifeofthisgirl

      Cat Haters are a big reason why I freaking love this post. I read hater comments for the same reason I watch Jersey Shore…to watch people make idiots of themselves publicly…and then play up what idiots they are to get attention from people who are only giving them attention because they are idiots. It's so fantastic. I hope Cat Saturday always has haters. It's like the cherry on top.

    • Drew

      Cats are chill. Great personalities, not too demanding. Just right. I like dogs, too, but I don't need my ass kissed as much like some of these anti-cat pro-dog people.

  • Weelee

    I cant figure out whats more entertaining. Cat Saturday or the argument ensuing….

    • LucretiusCarus

      You already know what the REAL answer is to that. Although I must reiterate that calling this an "argument" is really a disservice to the word argument. It's only fanatically caterwauling about hating/loving cats, or my hating cats and everyone else hating me for hating them. Or some such thing.

      But you're welcome.

      • Nick

        So do you actually do some sort of work while you are at your job since you said you were at work right now? Seems like you have been commenting back on everyones comments for the last two hours. You must be a very productive employee. Must be nice to be paid to bitch about cats. Cat Saturday rocks.

        • LucretiusCarus

          When work involves taking multiple exposures, then reducing and scaling data you have time in between to hate on cats. Rest assured, work has been accomplished.

  • @mizdictator

    #21 gave me so much happiness. :D

    • Cosby Sweater

      Hooray, it's Cat Saturday, which to me is also mizdictator Saturday. I dim the lights and put on soft jazz before reading your comments. Today I am also wearing a tux. It's a rental. My cat likes you too, he told me so with his meows. Remember in The Goonies when Sloth yells "Hey you guys!" before he swings in to save the day? That has no relevance here other than it being awesome.

      • @mizdictator

        Wow Cosby Sweater, that isn't the least but weird and more than mildly creepy.
        I enjoy your irrlelevant comment and raise you one of my own.
        Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like: "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!

        • Cosby Sweater

          I call your raise Miz GLaDOS. Now we REALLY need to get married. I would marry you so hard. Maybe one day we'll be friends though, that'd be cool too.

  • Ty Boy

    that little kitten is the cutest thing ever!!!!

  • Kitteh

    Caturday is teh bestest dayz!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Now THIS one actually make me laugh. I can only assume this was a backhanded crack at cats. If it's not, please don't tell me.

      • Elle

        Darling, go and check the last know…the one with girls and boobs…maybe you get a bit more calm…boobs and asses sometimes work as a miracle….anyway I think that's the nearest that you will be from a girl, you know…with your anger problem.Real girls don't find that interesting or funny :)

  • Awe wittle baby

    Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :'''''(

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