Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (36 Photos)

  • lylsmorr

    #2 I would have a field day. Ba-dum-cha.

    • DaddyD

      At first, I thought there was a mirror in the middle of nowhere.

    • tony time

      hahaha !

    • BOOM!

      I believe its Ba-Dum-Tush. Cuz you would Ba-Dum their Tush

    • craigmarchphotography

      fo sho!

  • Jeremy


  • Curtis Beezley

    #3 if there is a guy out there that gets to call you his, he is the luckiest bastard on the planet. I would give anything to meet you…

    • bigbootybitches

      you'd pry murder her too weirdo

      • Wtf

        Cockblock ouch!

      • jig

        How's that any difference between his response and "FIND HER!!!"? Just as fucking creepy. Which YOU'VE posted, fatassbitches.

    • Cali_Dude

      Dude she could be as psycho as she is pretty

    • Clutch101

      And she probably has a girlfriend already.

  • Timothy Ryan

    #15 those eyes deserve a gallery all of their own

    • Oli

      wow thats really gay dude

      • S.Freud

        How is complimenting a woman's eyes 'gay'?

    • Bob
  • DirtyChar

    Hot Damn

  • tim

    #21 Super cute

  • Androaz

    #29 Giddy up

    • Jon

      FIND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Smoke Showing 41

    Amazing! true beauty at its best!

    • Jon

      Anyone know who this is????? Wow!

  • KyleGoldstein

    #20 Marisa miller you haunt mt FAP

    • mike

      indeed. also, we need a "Girls with Plumbers Crack" post. something about that gets my blood boiling… i think its the butts..

  • bigbaddad

    great googely moogely!!!!!

    • Bill

      Zappa is the best!

  • DudeManBroGuy

    Thanks Chive!!

  • Paula_

    Mac, couldn't you just post moar cats?

    Oh! #17: chairs in the middle of nowhere! Fap fap fap fap….

    – Fan testimonial: "A troll can only be a troll if you feed them, quit feeding this one and let her vanish into cyberspace… i realize in posting this, im feeding her"

    • Mark Loehrer

      A think a more reasoned criticism is…

      This series "Hot girls in the middle…" is generally:

      a.) The result of pulling from stock photos…
      b.) 99.9% white Caucasian female dominated.
      c.) A lame title, which could better be described as…"Here's your T&A for the day, we ran out of submissions so we've started pulling from Getty/Stock image databases"

      • Desi

        You know what? If you want to see something other than 99.9% Caucasian females, go make your own fucking site and shove the concept of "political correctness" right up your ass where it belongs.

        • Lotus

          He's right about the stock photos of models being a lame and lazy post though.

      • Paula_

        Noooo no no, with 'c)' you prove you're not getting the Chive spirit.
        It's art in one of it's finest forms, art that rises over the average T&A photos that appear on the Chive in disturbingly fast increasing numbers. It's a celebration of the human body that is beautiful in every way. A feast on your senses, your imagination and your experience etc. etc. yadda yadda yadda.

        I DO find the schocking number of photos that are taken towards the sun disturbing though; take #7 #8 #9 #12 #14 etc. for example. Also it's bad for your eyes to look in to the sun. So don't stare at those photos too long.

        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – anonymous"

      • Dr. Evil

        Oh hai mayer!

    • SquishyFlint

      Paula, you're half the reason I read the comments.

      • Paula_

        A better minion would have said: "…the only reason…". So I am disappoint.

        – Fan testimonial: "Dear Paula, I love you like a fat kid love cake, like a prostitute loves a john, Like a Emo loves razorblades, Like skinny jeans love lowering peoples chances of having kids, Like a chubby girl loves hohos, like a bulimic loves a good puke, like a warm BJ on a crisp morning, like a woodchuck loves chucking wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood and like a good woman loves a kitchen. Paula, you are the ying to the Chives yang…You complete us <3"

        • MarthaJeane

          Aw I think he's testimonial worthy!

          • Paula_

            He made it in, but that meant I had to move one of yours out. The Oracle database can only hold so many fan testimonials…

            – Fan testimonial: "Paula, you're half the reason I read the comments. – SquishyFlint"

            • MarthaJeane

              Such are the noble sacrifices I'm willing to make. haha

              • Paula_

                Damn you're easy. I bet you'd just swallow the rohypnol tablet if I gave it to you…

                – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go and fuck it up."

                • MarthaJeane

                  Not if I beat you to it. Would you like a cupcake?

                  • Paula_

                    I'm beginning to like you… ❤

                    – Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. :)"

                    • MarthaJeane

                      Wow, and you haven't even tried my cake yet!

                      kisses! ❤

                    • etcrr's goat

                      I will try your cake!!!

    • HoosierChiver

      She's half Hawaiian and half white….

    • JHL1

      +1 for fan testimonial saying not to feed the trolls. 😡

  • Oddie


  • Roadgypsy247

    #10 I'd like to get lost in the middle of nowhere with her!!

    • Priest

      No screams could be heard

      • Kate

        Thanks, fellas!

        Love, #10

  • bbri

    May I suggest….nay……… insist ….. MOR

  • bwkisley

    #29 daaaaaang

    • Todd

      who is she

    • MeIrakly


  • pgguy

    #1 Moar Please, could get lost in those eyes

    • MarthaJeane

      Susan Coffey. She loves to change her hair color too.

    • James
    • Connor Macmanus

      There are very few photos of SUSAN smiling.

    • Murtadha Mustafa

      <3iam, yes iam but lost & alone need a cute wife to spend my life with her in love & respect.
      is it possible with no 1, she is very classy.

  • Kodos

    simply stated; thus… WINNER.

  • fibguy

    those are some strange kitchens.

  • dylanb89

    #23 yaa

  • Kroger_Security

    #17 beautiful

  • jjjjj
  • Dary

    #34 just beautiful

    • JAFitC

      She needs several sammitches.

    • omen

      Anybody know her name?

  • Drew

    #11 Excuse me, could you wipe away all that sand? It's killing my fantasy of entering anywhere. Not a sado, thanks. 🙂

    • mike

      sandy asses are so damn hot!

      • JAFitC

        Her name is Sandy?

  • jofassa

    #6 and #12 MOAR please. Thank you.

    • Casey Songe

      yes most def

    • antijofassa

      #6 looks like the boy from Terminator 2…still pretty hot though.

    • Tony

      O M G. i need to marry her.

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