A few eyegasms for your Monday (23 HQ Photos)


  • fuckstan

    what the fuck is this shit!

    • carl

      it's like Europe 'n' shit!

    • derp

      Your choice of vocabulary and poor grammar would suggest you have an exceptionally limited appreciation of anything beyond your front door or larger than yourself. Do us all a favor and keep your trap shut.

      • etcrr's goat

        why don't you go and fuck yourself homo

        • derp

          it is better to keep your ideas to yourself and let people wonder about your lack of intelligence, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

        • S.Freud

          'Homo' .No one, in the history of all of humanity, has ever called into question another person's sexuality with such grace and style. You, sir, are truly a testament to both originality and subtlety We should all aspire to be more like you so that we, too, can display such an obvious indication of fine breeding.

          How you were able to take your hands off you mother's dick long enough to type such eloquence is quite beyond me. It is really inspiring to see how a person with such limitations as your own–the missing chromosome and lack of opposable thumbs all–can overcome adversity and share his stunning wisdom with the rest of us.

          • Bud

            Miss Lippy's car, is green. Billy, likes to drink soda.

      • Torden

        Your choice of vocabulary and grammar would suggest you are a condescending prick. Do us all a favor and don't promote your kind of attitude, because it's a shitty way to waste an intelligent mind. Thank you.

        • derp

          Duly noted. Thank you for pointing out my potentially flawed response techniques… would you rather me reply with an expletive-laced comment to sink to level of the original poster?

          I would like to point out that my grammar and vocabulary are consistent with that of a 7th grade education from most public schools, and that if it is offensive, I don't care.

        • ha ha

          Hey bird, Don't fly, 'cause I can't!
          Hey fish, Don't live underwater, 'causeI can't!
          Hey olympian, Don't win gold, 'cause I can't!

          Hey derp, Don't use your brain, 'cause I can't!

          yeah, right. If more people used their brains, this wouldn't happen.

        • my $0.02

          Torden, it is not derp's choice of vocab or grammar that suggests anything because contextually, those are both correct. It is his tone that is condescending.

          Whether derp is or isn't a condescending prick shouldn't be the debate here; we can all pretty much figure that out for ourselves. What is up for debate is how effectively derp seems to be defending his position using no foul language , childish insults or resorting to mimicry to make his/her point.

    • donQidic

      you can write but, apparently, not read?

    • Cal1

      Some people like fuckstan are able to ruin my faith in Humanity after looking at those photos then seeing a comment like that GFTO is all I can say as well as leave derp alone you uneducated pricks.

      • YouStupidAssclown

        Jesus Christ! seriously?… these are color over-saturated bullshit. Pretty pictures, maybe. EYEGASM?!? no fucking way, these are mostly shit.

  • bob_the_cook

    #3, #5, #22 are all intense!
    …and I can't pick which to set my wallpaper to.

    • DaveStinson316

      Same here, I'm leaning toward #22 though. Also, wasn't #14 a level in Goldeneye?

      • bob_the_cook

        After having them both on my monitor for a little while, I'm going with 22. It seems 'shopped, but I don't really care, it's awesome.

    • the JOMR

      if you have Windows 7 there is a native feature that automatically cycles multiple wallpapers…

    • GoF#*kYourself

      Go for "none of the above" you retarded asshole.

      • Always Last

        You know, this post sucks!! Did you see how the blue in #20 is obviously shopped? And look at #4, that red isn't real. I wish they would put "real" pictures on here instead of HQ stuff that isn't real. Chivers want "real" man – not this fake stuff.

        Gather your thoughts the next time you criticize a woman who's brave enough to submit her picture to you rabid idiots.

  • bob

    hopefully "FTW" will eventually get old.

    • W.Anker


    • Bastard King

      20 years ago it meant "Fuck The World".

  • 2hottiesbumpinuglies

    eyegasms! WHHOOOO!

  • :).

    #21 Welcome to mushrooms..

  • Mike Litoris

    #16 Is this where Sharp Tooth died in the first Land Before Time?

    • Chagas

      Morning Glory Pool, Yellowstone, probably

    • Kareem Alovamabak

      u wanna watch LBT bro?

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        …if I can wear my fuzzy socks and has popcorns, then yes. 😀

        • Warm Feet

          I am sure you just changed everyone's opinion of the Land Before Time. Sounds like a great idea with you, no matter what movie.

          • :).

            You have the intelligence of Spike 🙂

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla


    • Vent187

      I love those damn movies. Gonna go watch em now, hopefully with Emzilla.

    • dakota

      Pretty sure its a geyser, prob yellowstone

      • ProPlanMatt

        not a geyser, those things have the cone tops. this is just one of those hot baths/pools with stinky smelling gas. im assuming the yellow part is sulfer because thats what it smells like. Ive been to Yellowstone and i dont remember seeing it this colorful but there were definitely things like this

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #23 One of the best storms in Chicago. Crazy day that day.

    • figleaf

      My tomcat was hiding under the bed!

      • cjuncosa


  • Bless1


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #21 looks intense!!!

  • TomatoTipper

    #16 Taylor Swift's vagoo.

    • rndmthtz

      They probably all feel like that to you if you have a tiny wiener.

    • Vent187

      HA! That was funny.

  • TonyH

    What in the world is that #10?

    • Ghad

      a natural sulfur aggregation burning at night i would suppose…

      • TonyH

        I don't think it's natural. What's with the pipes?

    • :D.

      That would be something we here on earth like to call "fire"

      • gungagaloonga

        Its the remote control from the local motel under a black light

    • JHL1

      kawah ijen volcano
      the pipes are probably from sulfur mining.

  • Taco_Depot

    #23 so fuckin' wild.

    • Leo


  • Mark

    #23 is why I miss Chicago and the midwest. West Coast weather is so boring. Yeah the sun is nice, but if it's always sunny, you don't appreciate it as much, you just take it for granted.

    • Vent187

      Sorry, west is the best. If you want snow and cold you can still drive up to the mountains in a day.

    • Kix

      Gotta miss those tornados

    • FJCruise

      Seasons are overrated

  • Bus

    #22 awesome!

  • etcrr

    #3 #9 #22 awe inspiring

    • etcrr's goat

      fuck, we were all hoping you had left forever!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Elevator. Music.

      – Yawn

      • etcrr

        That's ok I am never impressed with you either

  • Burrbon

    My eyes are squirting!!

  • iLeland

    Great captions, as always.

  • tv_paul


    The unpublished LOTR story; The Sphincter of Sauron and it's a quest for a whole different kind of ring.

  • DrBoogie_R32

    This is what a wallpaper post should look like. Any chance to get them in HD resolutions?

  • Chivoso

    #8… completely shopped

    • dirtyzerty

      lower falls, Yosemite…winning

      • FJCruise

        Dude… that is NOT lower Yosemite falls

  • Chivoso

    #21… Celebration of Light for Eternal Virginity

  • Davis

    #13. If you look closely you can see Gov. Rick Perry finger-banging a goat.

  • Hank442

    #14 Inception?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonandbellasmomma Jennie Krueger

    #23 It hit my work!

    Was this yesterday?

  • gottaclimb

    #4 Looks like Metal Gear Solid a bit too much

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