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  • dweber77

    #13 definitely would. Anyone know who she is?

  • http://twitter.com/venetos @venetos

    #26 humans of new york!!! http://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork

  • annoyed

    Can you guys get rid of the annoying banner that scrolls with the page on the mobile version? I'm sorry but that's too annoying for me to bear and I won't visit this site anymore if that is how you want to run this site.

    • JavaScript

      Turn Disable JavaScript in your browser and it goes away

  • CMCB

    #13 Monica Lewinsky?

    • socalmarti

      That's exactly what I thought!!

  • jimstarswagg

    #26 "Walk this way!"

  • The Jeffry

    #30+#31 The perfect rollercoaster.

  • goodnuf

    #31, where?

  • Jammy

    #2 Just hang'n out with my freakishly human looking monkey…..

  • KayakAggie

    #1 trollin trolls. Those are the best pencil toppers of all time.

  • ME..BN

    #15…that Kardashian has let herself go!!!!

  • Daith_Lee

    #15
    Gravity…its the law, fatty.

  • dirtbag

    #13- that poor guy had some HUGE baggage. The suitcases are big, too

  • CoreyClu

    #26, Do the Wobble Wobble, an shake it shake it.

  • Mike

    #25 Does the carpet match the drapes?

  • http://Loughneyguitars.com Fatman gunt

    Great monkey photo. Until he decides to go ape sh!t and rip off your testicles, bite off your fingers and chew your face off

  • Joe

    #13

    thunder! Thunder! THUNDER THIGHS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Dan

    #15 is the bessst

    • Dan

      gotta love the commitment lol

  • Question_Mark_

    #34 Marry me…

  • Blue bronco

    #13 Dude, stay in the friend zone.

  • Jack

    #15 That 'll do pig. That 'll do.
    #31 Where is this? I must go there.

  • fasfd

    1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

    2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

    3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

    why do you insist on dumbing America by celebrating throwing one's education away by drinking and partying.

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    GIRLS, WHAT SATISFACTION DO YOU GET BY SUBMITTTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF? EMAIL ME AT CHIVEISRA CIST@GMAI L.COM

    DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION SO BADLY THAT YOU DO THIS? IT’S SAD!!!!!!!

    PLUS CHIVE WON’T POST MINO RITIES

    DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE THE WORST OF THEM.

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • Sargent Hulka

      Lighten up Francis

    • slofd

      Fuck off and die asshole

    • socalmarti

      Wow, you've really really got to get a life, you minus well try to shut down the internet. If you care so much about bettering racism and pedophilia why don't you join the FBI? Lemme guess can't pass the psych test…..

    • Greg

      Eat a bag of dicks, shitskin

  • fasfd

    1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

    2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

    3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

    why do you insist on dumbing America by celebrating throwing one's education away by drinking and partying.

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    GIRLS, WHAT SATISFACTION DO YOU GET BY SUBMITTTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF? EMAIL ME AT CHIVEISRA CIST@GMAI L.COM

    DO YOU CRAVE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION SO BADLY THAT YOU DO THIS? IT’S SAD!!!!!!!

    PLUS CHIVE WON’T POST MINO RITIES

    DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE THE WORST OF THEM.

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • PartyMarty

      TLDR

  • murky

    #13…FIND HER!

  • Johnny1

    #33 must be an awesome teacher during regular classes and not only for exams.

  • Grant

    #31 is awesome. What a great idea!

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