It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/curtis.beezley Curtis Beezley

    #12 I'm so doing this next hunting trip!!!

    • Yroc

      Make sure to write on the actual bullet instead of the shell casing, just to make sure they get the message 😉

      • Smitty

        Diddo, Exactly what I was thinking!

    • Idius

      Everyone knows bears can only read Russian!

      • Julian

        Give him some Chekhov

  • Lol

    First!

    • MAGSGQ

      Um nooo heh

      • carl

        oh yes he is!

        • MAGSGQ

          My eyes are fuqed up then, because I swear Curtis is up top 🙂

          • http://www.facebook.com/treysd Trey Small

            Gay!!

            • MAGSGQ

              C'est la vie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/curtis.beezley Curtis Beezley

      Sorry bro your the first loser. And you kinda deserve it anyways. That shit is retarded….

    • rromero

      loser

    • Underbaker

      You were #2 , thanks for playing, your punishment will be to follow them around with a pooper scooper for the rest of the day.

  • tim

    #13 Woah, hot…

    • Stevie Jay

      30 people fail to recognise sarcasm…

      • 650

        One person is too optimistic this was actually sarcasm…

    • guy

      Well, I'm assuming he meant the fire used to kill this.

  • Name

    #9
    Haven't we had enough? Please stop.

    • shnugs

      Must be photoshop. I refuse to believe otherwise.

      • Guest

        Have you not seen the show "Embarresing Bodys"?? woman have nipple hair, chest hair and boob hair.. :/ not all but some apprently.. :O 😦 Once seen cannot be unseen…

  • reaperMEDIC

    #16 Whatever sick person associated this thing with Nutella, should be destroyed

    • LooWho?

      eggZAKlee. I'll never touch the stuff without thinking of this goddamn photo ever again.

    • TheUChiver

      Kill it with fire they said….It won't survive they said….

      • haha

        thx, needed a laugh

    • Big_Curt

      she looks like she was pulled out of that fire in ur picture

    • DickFister

      Looks like a raisin raped a leather sofa

    • liter of cola

      does she actually think she looks good

      • Stephen

        I was under the impression that going around in blackface was considered racist.

    • Maynard B.

      That is one ugly fuckin' skank.

    • Frank M

      She's darker than her blinds!

  • Cooper Poly

    #25 Now how the hell did that happen?

    • Kodo

      Guy: "Bet you can't get that fish right there with your eyes closed!!"
      Other Guy: "You're on.. hold my beer.."

      That's how.

      • Cali_Jangi

        Bingo

    • dick stick.

      Never go fishing with Dick Cheney..

    • Underbaker

      I thought he was on his honeymoon and just found out the cost of inviting ex's to the wedding.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      It always starts out with "He y'all, watch this"…..

  • Somerandomguy

    #26

    Isaac must really like x box. Yeah, that's it…

    • Cat

      Isaac Forever alone!

    • dagleja3

      No, he's playing with his ex's box … she just spelled it wrong

    • ARS

      Isaac, Your man card has been revoked.

    • Underbaker

      Who's Isaac?

    • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

      Isaac must have seen them shits about a million times and forgotten that there are starving kids in Africa who don't get to look at a pair of titties like that every day. He's also forgotten that between that girl and call of duty, it's only OK for one of them to fuck other dudes.

    • Shenanigans

      No matter how hot, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit.

    • KyleGamgee

      Maybe Isaac is low on cash at the moment. Not everyone can afford to eat out.

    • liter of cola

      good thing im not one of those fag gamer guys. seriously there not that fun

      • Donotread

        So…you're just a fag regular guy then?

      • Vee

        Did you mean "They're" because I'm sure 99% of those "fag gamer guys" could at least use use the proper word to mean "They are".

    • Mike

      Its not the boobs that Isaac is ignoring its the mouth.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Truejim1023 James Schaffer

      "Hmm.. What game are we playing?"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #4 Scares the shit out of me

    • carl

      that scared the shit out of me. it still does, but it used to as well.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gfrancis45 Graham Francis

      Is it just me or does it look like it's made of food

      • JPL

        Sorry Graham…but its juts you

        • Always Last

          That's not even a big one.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #5 China's knock off Green Lantern ring!

    • yay

      they should connect the rings and shoot themselves 🙂

    • wdh

      nice try redneck

    • Dan

      If they put their rings together their hands will explode. Sounds awesomely dangerous, sign me up

  • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

    #3 Whip it! Great movie.

    • tv_paul

      I liked Whip It too. Kristen Wiig & Drew Barrymore funny plus Jimmy Fallon.

  • MAGSGQ

    #26 I HATE XBOX, I SWEAR

    • TheBAMFinater

      Some guy somewhere is tired of putting up with your shit.
      But man I would put the controller down.

  • Boozer

    #19 is hilarious! Worst style choice eva!

    • English language

      Worst way to spell ever.

    • Jambo

      someones bitches.

    • mickey

      Certainly sets back Black progress, doesn't it?

    • DeadEye Dick

      what was that saying about the pants below the ass thing was a way for prisoners showed that they were willing to partake in anal sex with other prisoners- and to be the girl in the situation at that.
      yep- thats what i think of everytime I see someone wearing their clothes like this

      • shnugs

        Well, that says a lot. lol

    • DubU2Death

      I sometimes wonder what black people were like before it was cool to be ghetto

  • Mad_Hittman

    #20 I wouldn't mind to loose. I wouldn't mind at all

    • 650

      what are you setting loose?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        it's what's getting tighter that i'm more worried about

        • 6655321

          I'm not worried, I'm looking forward to it.

  • Big_Curt

    #15 aim those at #19 and tell em to pull up the damn pants

    • Cali_Jangi

      670-1! hahaha so funny

    • Simba

      Too bad Army regs don't appy to Marines…..

      • Rah!

        I would give you so many more thumbs if I could

    • liquid_lightning

      I've never understood this. Why does the fact that they're dressed sloppily bug so many of you? I work retail in a well-fitting dress pants and a shirt and tie so I'm not defending them on a personal level.

      Seriously there's so much hate on the internet for low pants-wearing. If it really does offend you, why? Because it looks stupid? So? Let them look stupid if they want to. It's not like you want to associate with them anyway so they're not messing with your public image.

  • Martin_McFly

    #26 Never mind about Isaac, why don't you put that paper down so we straight red-blooded Chivers can get a look!

  • frankus

    #17 some say his genitals are on upside down

    • Csquaredapparel

      Some say his left nipple is almost exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring.

    • Lisa

      Some say he is illegal in 17 US States

    • Jon

      Some say that Chuck Norris is his clone and that there is a possibility that actually is Chuck Norris' father

  • TheUChiver

    #11 holy schnikes, that's going to leave a mark!

    • Guest

      Mrs. Hanky

    • Jersey Snore

      Is she going for the Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder look?

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #26 all the motivation I need

  • OhSomeEvil

    #3

    I'm looking at the knee high socks….. Chivettes use your special powers and provide us with a knee high socks gallery!!

    • Anon

      Over the knee are acceptable too…

    • Trig

      Its been done, in the last 3 months I think. It was good!

  • Roy Stalin

    #19 – available for sex in prison

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      So what do they do when they need to use their phone? Stop, pull the pants all the way back up, take phone out of pocket then drop pants back down to the ground? These fools need to be round house kicked in the scrotum

      • Token Black Chiver

        The scrotum is actually really low to the ground, given the tiny legs & all. Plus you may end up hurting the egg they carry between their feet

        • Hippie Hipster Not

          LOL at the Egg carry.

    • Always Last

      That's just a busted urban myth. Just like rainbow parties and vodka enemas.

  • 0CanadianBacon0

    in my opinion not up to you're usual motivational standards chive

    • derp

      Dude! It's Monday. Do you operate at peak efficiency on Mondays?

  • Bryce

    #11 Mark Hamill looks terrible

    • http://twitter.com/ComfySlinky @ComfySlinky

      Thank you Bryce – that's freakin hilarious 🙂

  • Anonymous

    #29 Isaac’s a fucking idiot.

  • bob_the_cook

    #3 You had me at Ellen Page, but I like where you're going with this.

  • Dude Imbibes

    #7 Wow is that lame.

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      Yeah considering Apple is just dumbing down their Products to an iPhone and an iPad ..and they only do 1/100 of what their so called "Awesome" computers did…Windows stills powers the world…Apple powers Hipsters.

      • thedude325

        Easy buddy, I don't think he was attacking windows. Linux/ Windows power the world. Apple is for people who are amused with bright lights and shiny things.

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