A little inspiration goes a long way (26 Photos)

  • Meowmix

    "He who masturbate in court…come as he pleas" ~ Confucius

  • DickFister

    "Your feet stink and you don't love Jesus."
    — My mother

  • Joe

    That Anon dude has written a ton of stuff.

  • Statan

    #2 two has a grammar error. It should read "Don't play with a girl heart she only have one Play with her boobs she HAVE TOO." Amirite?

  • SvenJolly3


    Isn't the quote itself talking about other people?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      That would make it a "small sign".

  • Josh

    Chive, get your shit together and realize your losing loyal fans by having the constant bombardment of ads on your mobile site now!!

    • JavaScript

      Disable JavaScript and they go away (the ads)

  • http://twitter.com/dominicreina @dominicreina

    #6 – Anything less than the best is a felony

  • Chris


    Likin' posts like this.. For a change..

  • OhSomeEvil

    truer words have never spoken.

    reminds me of struggling with life, work, college. very true just keep pushing on.

  • Tim UK Chiver

    I've KCCO for a couple of weeks the banner ads are killing our mobile chiving. I'm really sorry I'm going to have to get my chive on elsewhere

  • Akzombie

    #10 watch me…and hold my beer

  • jay b


  • William

    #15 the only math i know is add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

  • shnugs

    "Don't fling poo, its what monkeys do" — Me. Wait, what quotes we doing again?

  • cmlitzenberg

    Hey CHIVE, Don't you think it would be a great idea if these were sized so that we could post them to our Facebook banner. Yeah me too. Let's get on that.

  • AlxH

    #14 great you want to be happy when you're older, you still didn't understand the assignment

  • Behemoth

    #3 likewise

  • Jack Henoff

    Come on DAR !

  • Behemoth

    #10 you can't put that gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

  • Behemoth

    #11 wrong. wrong. wrong

  • Behemoth

    #17 'man keeps taking and taking, and soon the earth will say "i have nothing left to give"'

  • Behemoth

    keep looking for fake inspiration in dumb quotes on a girly website, and you will find what you're looking for

  • Aoi

    This is painfully familiar to me, i'm learning the lesson. Hope your ex learns from his mistakes. Cheers!

  • cooperman

    If anyone's curious, No. 1 is Ghandi. He knew his mosquitos.

  • Saveferris

    Holy shit, did I just wander onto the Berry?

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