A little inspiration goes a long way (26 Photos)

"He who masturbate in court…come as he pleas" ~ Confucius

"Your feet stink and you don't love Jesus."
– My mother

That Anon dude has written a ton of stuff.

#2 two has a grammar error. It should read "Don't play with a girl heart she only have one Play with her boobs she HAVE TOO." Amirite?

#7

Isn't the quote itself talking about other people?

Chive, get your shit together and realize your losing loyal fans by having the constant bombardment of ads on your mobile site now!!

#6 – Anything less than the best is a felony

#24

Likin' posts like this.. For a change..

#21
truer words have never spoken.

#19
reminds me of struggling with life, work, college. very true just keep pushing on.

I've KCCO for a couple of weeks the banner ads are killing our mobile chiving. I'm really sorry I'm going to have to get my chive on elsewhere

#10 watch me…and hold my beer

refreshing

#15 the only math i know is add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

"Don't fling poo, its what monkeys do" — Me. Wait, what quotes we doing again?

Hey CHIVE, Don't you think it would be a great idea if these were sized so that we could post them to our Facebook banner. Yeah me too. Let's get on that.

#14 great you want to be happy when you're older, you still didn't understand the assignment

#3 likewise

Come on DAR !

#10 you can't put that gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

#11 wrong. wrong. wrong

#17 'man keeps taking and taking, and soon the earth will say "i have nothing left to give"'

keep looking for fake inspiration in dumb quotes on a girly website, and you will find what you're looking for

This is painfully familiar to me, i'm learning the lesson. Hope your ex learns from his mistakes. Cheers!

If anyone's curious, No. 1 is Ghandi. He knew his mosquitos.

Holy shit, did I just wander onto the Berry?