Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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    simpsons did it

  • acoustrix

    lies

    • elliott

      we only speak the truth

      • SpacemanSpiff

        truf*

  • will

    #51

    Your dreams tonight have just been trolled.

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.mcinnis.7 David McInnis

      Everything floats down here….

    • Darksoul

      Fuck that, I wasn't expecting to sleep tonight anyway!

    • JustSayin'

      Wrong. #47 trolled my dreams.

    • gungagaloonga

      Hey that's AssClown, a loyal Chiver!!

      • AssClown

        Yeah fuck you all and have a shitty night!! 😉

        • Asshat

          Poor sport you can give it but not take it. Buckup asswipe

    • RocksOff

      Beep, Beep Richie!

    • maria

      HOLY SHITE!! dammit chive! why dont you like me having good night sleeps:(

    • _maxPain_

      Isn't that the clown from Scary Movie II ?

      • kigero

        Did anyone else get transfixed by that, expecting him to jump out at you?

  • hark1985

    #1 He is real!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kelsey.balella Kelsey Balella

      he looks like my grandpa! ^_^

    • kadugen

      I really wish Chive would stop reposting this pic (and others nearly identical to it). I think I've seen it like 5 times on this site.

      • DaddyD

        Reposting outstanding bewbs = good practice, as long as the posts are not too close together
        Reposting beautiful women = acceptable practice, as long as the posts are not too close together
        Reposting old men = meh

  • Ike1

    #1 He's Real!!! #14 MOAR!!!!! She's unbelievable! !

    • Ike1

      #10 I meant! MOAR of her!!!

    • D-Dub

      #14 dat ass

  • hark1985

    #10 Work has paid off!!! Keep it up!! looking perfect

    • chris

      you don't see the photoshop brush marks? two giant circles on her stomach area… come on.

      • mike

        there's definitely two very obvious circle brush marks on the top pick but i'm thinking it's minimal adjusting.

        • nyr8er

          yeah…not to mention the boobs in the top pic seem to be pointing straight up to the sky. that pics definitely been played with.

    • who cares

      Where's the before pic? How can we know she isn't full of shit? Not complaining about the boobs though.

    • 650

      what has shrunk (or will very soon): the distance between those funbags and her thigh-highs

    • theyellowfever

      Just skimming without reading, I was thinking she won the DAR.

    • Curly

      nice

    • ineedattention

      Not real until we see the before pic…

    • nick

      the chivettes are straight killing it this afternoon, good god

    • Macro

      We're going to need proper before and after photos to solve this. Cough 'em up!

      And WTF is with that bra?!

    • Elbie

      Well, for my part I just don't care if there is a little photoshop involved.

      Good job losing weight and glad you kept your boobs!

      • Lookyloo

        Kept her boobs because implants don't shrink!

    • AAC

      Hasn't this pic been posted before without the comments on it?

    • Yousaho

      You've probably heard this a million times by now but CONGRATULATIONS!!! Its never easy and you look fan fuckin tastic!!

  • sarah

    #15

    Good luck, Greg!

  • hark1985

    #6 I will play you

    • KyleGamgee

      So, #6… strip chess?

      • AmBush_Steve

        You spelled chest wrong.

    • johnnotapanda

      amanda cerny in case you were curios

      • johnnotapanda

        psh, fuck spelling, that shit's for white people……wait…damn

  • hark1985

    #13 Pizza is is on her guys

    • BaseballRube

      I have the weirdest… hunger for 4-slices of pizza now. #13

      • mijo69

        And pie for dessert!

      • KWIM

        What porn looks like after the fapt.

      • guest

        she has more hair under her arms than i do on my whole body

    • KyleGamgee

      Yes it is is.

    • 1/2FunAndDon'tCry

      No sausage, tells me all I need to know…..doesn't like men.

    • KayakAggie

      Look again at her pits and see if it makes you want pizza. GROSS!

      • mike

        hairy pits and zitty tits!

    • aussie aussie aussie

      That is a classic shitty dad joke………

    • Dingo

      There are some places you just don't want to find cheese…

  • LA scum

    #28 Girls half your age would kill 4 that body…

    • insaneyoda

      Hell, I'D kill for that body!

      • mike

        i nominate her leader of the "Cougar Hunt" post. Chive, get to posting!

    • 650

      did she play that chick in the Seinfeld episode "Man Hands"?

      • Brian

        rim shot

    • The Joe

      If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

      Ba-Zing!

      • FUCK you're awkward!

        Go home, Joe. Just go home.

    • SigEpChiver

      Bro she's got vag flab.

      Wouldn't mind a ride on those teet-teets tho.

      • pwithc

        You're doing nothing to do refute the stereotype that people in fraternities are huge douchenozzles.

        • Shredder

          frat boys are insecure little fuckwads still playing house-

          • SigEpChiver

            LOL

            Bro we don't play house we play doctor with all of the bitches on campus. Stop sweatin us cuz we turned you down at rush week.

            You just weren't good enough homie! Now stop clogging up the CHIVE we got shit to pop off!

            • dirtysteve99

              ALL the bitches on capmus, ahhh godhelpus! It's like the little boy is stomping his feet and insisting that he's cool!

              • SigEpChiver

                Bro come to COlumbus. I fucking dare you. Come to C-town and talk that shit. Thats why your name sounds like dirty sanchez cuz you smell like SHIT!

                • Rio girl

                  C-town? HAHAHAAHA omg you're pathetic (and deep, down u know it!)

                  • Sauroctonos

                    how do people like this even get into college in the first place?

                    • DeadEye Dick

                      daddy pays for everything for these lil kids. or mommy slept her way to the money

                • Doc

                  You are a disgrace to fraternity men everywhere. You are the reason that the stereotype of the loud, stupid, and obnoxious frat boy persists. I highly suggest you start showing some class and acting like a gentleman, otherwise the real world is going to tear you up. Have fun being an Ignorant prick for the next 3 years (I'm assuming you are a freshman). You missed the ENTIRE point of joining a fraternity in the first place.

                  • ddd

                    You do realize it's some fucking 12 year old on his parents computer, right?

                    • SigEpChiver

                      Bro the only think 12 about me is the inches in my wang

                    • Dean

                      I read that and it did not make sense.

                • dirtysteve99

                  Why don't you come to Limerick kid? Act the big man here?

                  • SigEpChiver

                    Limerick? Where the fuck is that? Your town is named after some gay ass Irish poems. Why dOnt I come to limerick? Because I hate midgets and I already ate my lucky charms!

                    Limerick? More like rim lick.

                    Go buckeyes!

                    • dirtysteve99

                      Or, and here's a thought, you're a moron and a pussy.

                      Good to see that college education is teaching you all about the world, you ignorant little racist.

        • Don Rickles

          How many examples do you need to see before it stops being a stereotype and merely becomes descriptive?

      • Macy

        You're a pig. Criticizing a beautiful woman for having "vag flab"? Really?

        • Shredder

          he's never been with a real woman, give him a break…;)

          • SigEpChiver

            Real women don't have vag flab bro. That shit comes from the surgury.

      • SigEpChiver

        I'm just playin guys. Id go head first into that shit until my face looked like a krispy kreme. LOL

        Real chivers go down and go to town!

        • SigEpChiver

          Dudes, if you thumb this down than you don't eat pussy. and if you don't eat pussy go watch glee and ellen cuz you are you know what!

          • Sauroctonos

            You're… such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!

            • SigEpChiver

              LOL

              WTF? Im a bad person? Y? Because I go down? Sorry, bro, thats common courtesy in the 2000s. Time to grow up and show the ladies a little respect.

              • Son of Odin

                It's from the Hangover……would have thought a Frat boy could recognize it.

      • http://twitter.com/Silverlance79 @Silverlance79

        We have all run out of fucks to give about your frats._

      • liv

        If this guy is for real, and he actually gets pussy; I really want to punch the girl in the face that screwed him!! What a fucking hoser!

    • whyme1973

      You look amazing. No qualifier. Just amazing.

    • KayakAggie

      How does she not have a ring on that finger? Gorgeous Body!

      • JustSayin'

        Gentleman prefer not to marry their stripper.

    • Evision

      Wow, just wow!

    • Yousaho

      I think most girls or women of any age would kill for that body! This is a great example of what's right in this world.

    • #28

      Thanks! KCCO 😉 From #28

  • Ali Ackbah

    If you said ‘first’ then Fuck you.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      You said it, shall you be fucking yourself?

  • Marko

    #10 has huuuuuuuge lips

    • Unfkngblvbl

      apparently she didn't lose the weight in them either.

      • dirtysteve99

        yes, she says as much in her post.

    • cheaters

      how can you tell? the picture cuts off at her waist…

      Also What happened with that cheater with the wedding ring that wanted to be unfriendzoned???

  • Showtime

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    • frankus

      hope it comes up negative

    • mid13

      the amount of studying I have is directly proportional to the amount of time I spend chiving.

      • Showtime

        It's like a disease…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535270140 Ryan Taylor

    so i was like the dar is la…. then i was like, wait what was i talking about??? i love you #

  • Taco_Depot

    #10 you win the game. well done.

    • Callipygous

      anyone notice she's wearing the same bra as #28? did our 40 year old lose some weight?

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #23 Ahhh yes. This made the wait for the DAR very worth it.

    • PenthouseTommy

      Agreed! Sexy little panties with KC & CO embroidered on the front. Who could ask for more?

    • Tjw

      Had a ishy day but #23 just made my day hella lot better. Moar of those KCCO panties!

  • nemesis

    #47 has the weirdest bone right now

    • obi-too

      Also, the cat looks huge

    • Gevth

      I'd stay away from her, her ex once told me she was kind of a bitch…

  • I hate clowns

    #51 Fuck you Chive, you're paying my shrink bills…

    • Kaiwatha

      i still believe that it's a gif, and expect it to blink anytime… and give me a heart attack

      • nooo

        shutup

      • Paula Fan

        I didn't think the picture could get worse. Thanks Kaiwatha! Now I can't even look at it.

  • Jack Henoff

    #43 Red on the head… Fire in the Hole !

    • Jeff

      Nice rape shack in the background.

    • Terwilliger

      She sure the hell is cute.

    • aszek395

      We want MOAR!

  • lars

    #49

    Tara, John made a promise on your behalf. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep it. Tomorrow is hump day btw

    • reaperMEDIC

      KCCO from Tulsa!

    • Alan

      HA, I've met her wearing a dar shirt! Awesome

    • Montana

      KCCO from BA

    • Vee

      Damn, makes me wish I lived in Tulsa… sort of… maybe a part time home in Tulsa.

    • JustMike

      KCCO from Wagoner!

    • http://www.facebook.com/corypoodle Coralie Ginette Colon Quiñones

      I said hello! she's awesome! And hot!

    • OKChiver

      Hump Day, BYB or MTG. How about ALL 3!!!!!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #46 BOBA FETT OMG!!!

    • Charlie

      Seriously? Nobody has said "Booba Fett" yet?

      • Bob

        I did

      • Luke Groundrunner

        It's Booby Felt anyway

    • Vee

      Hottest Bounty Hunter ever!

    • bri

      that's a busted ass R2 back there…lol.

  • Kodos

    #6
    The only move to make is sweep the pieces onto the floor and place her in check.

    MATE!

  • Slappy_McGee

    Holy late DAR, Batman!

  • scotology

    #10 You look amazing, thank you for sharing, and of course… MOAR

    • tiernana10

      and btw, ask if she's single

      • Akzombie

        You mean ask her if she wants to be cyber stalked by Oscar the Grouch?

        • tiernana10

          well played sir

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #28 I think everyone hopes for that at 40

    • Brian

      I know I do. I would take that at 40, or when she was 35, or 30. Hot is hot.

    • BigOkie

      You're gorgeous! Believe me, there are a ton of 20 year old ladies that would love to have that body. Goes without saying that most guys would love to be close to it also…

      Care to show us the other side? Tomorrow is Hump Day after all…

    • BloodScrubber

      I've been hoping for that since I was 14. 😉

      O H …

      • SigEpChiver

        I O!

        Buckeyes represent in this BEAST!

        I LOVE YOU URBAN MEYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

        • Mr. Cellophane

          GO BUCKS! BLUE SUCKS!

    • F3n1x187

      yup!

    • Jesse

      MOAR?

    • Terwilliger

      Nom, nom, nom.

    • #28

      Thanks guys! KCCO. From #28 😉

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