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May 8, 2012 |
In: Funny, Low Down Dirty
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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty
Your gf's house.
and the weirdest boner, ever…
That awkward moment when your scrolling a web page and you come across a picture of your little sister…..
I've said it before and I will say it again, check out the "black is beautiful post" jackoff. Plus there was an Asian post yesterday douche bag.
#10 what's not great about this? This is great !!
This comment is so clever that its very clever.
^ I like this guy. Thanks for doing the dirty work that must be done, but no one else wants to do.
This idiot really is an idiot.
Do you ever proof read something and think to yourself, "wow, that doesn't sound nearly stupid enough, I better dumb that down or people might start thinking I have a brain."
#1 It's a trap!
That comment would've been better for #14
I have a strong feeling she's underage, but if she isn't FIND HER!
Hello fellow desperate pedo.
She is absolutely gorgeous, please find her….PLEASE FIND HER!!!!!!
Gorgeous indeed, Find!
#14 Would wife.
Say it with me now…
"I'd like to fire a torpedo down her exhaust port…"
i was thinking more "stay on target, stay on target"
you want to marry a 16 yr old filipino boy???
It's legal in New York now, apparently.
Agreed probably a boy
Not a boy, actually. A very lovely SuicideGirl, in fact.
gross, tttoos, probalby has AIDS, but chive would make fun of that
macs scumstache, I truly hate you and your stupid opinions. Normally I'm glad people have their own opinions, but yours are just ignorant and stupid. Stop, just stop everything you do.
do you not remember the chive's post, it's friday and you don't have AIDS? very insensitive
Your mother is a whore… no satire… just bacon…
I'd make a run on her trench to the thermal port.
second or something
Something = hopeless idiot
#26 is there someone sitting on a chair guarding the door?
Where is that magical place?
Research & development room at the Tampax plant.
Thats wrong, and I'm sorry…I can't delete it though.
Ha! Stupid fuck!
#29 Dude, no… just no.
My friend likes to do that to me too. His name is Stan.
#16 I want you to be my wife
i want you to shut the fuck up
Ewwwww she looks like a dude.
I literally laughed out loud
I literally laughed out loud at your name………..
#32 dont mind if i do
#33 thats what she said
#35 i've always liked doggy style…wait huh?
Wait till you see a pic of me with my Goat.
Grow the fuck up…………….
If you're over 12 and you still go by "Billy" as opposed to Bill or William, you may want to heed your own advice.
There is only one Paula, and your not even close.
So stop trying, it's pathetic.
your = you're
so that's why they fold at the end?
Drinking a water bottle will never be the same…
Rule 34. No exceptions.
#25…I need to meet this woman
yeah, it's fun for a couple of times but then you just want her to shut up. Trust me on this one.
Just. Read an article saying a guy in Germany ran away from a nympho he met on the bus, she was forcing him into 36 hours of sex, he eventually ran away and was seen naked on he street crying
It seems that the people on levels 3,4 &5 haven't been doing it right.
#9 Try not to kill an old lady with those.
This kid needs a little more abuse at home
See my nipples and fear me
American Dad is an awesome show… I love you Chive for giving me opportunities to quote it on your website
#14 Stay on target…………
Trench run? Yes please.
It's a TRAP!
#25 jealous much??? Obviously this girl is having a great time unlike ppl on lvl 3&5
Nah, she's just being ignorant, and likely an attention ho too!
Or maybe you have just been doing it wrong all this time….
#23 so gross
I'm hoping that's another girls mouth we're viewing from the inside
Either way, they need a dentist.
Yeah they need the dentist chick from DAR yesterday.
agree, this kind of ruined my life.
#14 Yup…Locked my x-foil in attack position
Anyone else find #23 disturbing?
Fap Time !
somebody needs a toothbrush desperately
##35 Skippy! #19 Fuckin Hilarious! #14 My tongue would be the shot right at that open spot to blow that Death Star wide open!
Am I… missing something here?
YOU WILL SUFFER
I already did. Btw you might want to check your Caps-lock key, it seems to have stuck. I don't wish to imagine what the cause could be.
I WILL DESTROY YOU
#10 strange how the guy in the green shirt isnt looking
Strange how you're looking at the guy in the green shirt.
That's because he's checking out the guy in the suit.
#14 "That's no moon." xD
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