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Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (35 Photos)

May 8, 2012 | In: Funny, Low Down Dirty

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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty

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#35 hot

kryvian

agreed. XD

Poco

Mexico?

Kyle

Your gf's house.

Mr. H

and the weirdest boner, ever…

hebrew_hammer

That awkward moment when your scrolling a web page and you come across a picture of your little sister…..
Vent187

I've said it before and I will say it again, check out the "black is beautiful post" jackoff. Plus there was an Asian post yesterday douche bag.

etcrr

#10 what's not great about this? This is great !!

etcrrr

This comment is so clever that its very clever.

fuckstan

^ I like this guy. Thanks for doing the dirty work that must be done, but no one else wants to do.

shitstan

This idiot really is an idiot.

Do you ever proof read something and think to yourself, "wow, that doesn't sound nearly stupid enough, I better dumb that down or people might start thinking I have a brain."

derptard
http://twitter.com/K_Lian_D @K_Lian_D

YAY LFL!

etcrr

#1 It's a trap!

dashete

That comment would've been better for #14
Justin

I have a strong feeling she's underage, but if she isn't FIND HER!

etcrrr

Hello fellow desperate pedo.

Happy Canuk

She is absolutely gorgeous, please find her….PLEASE FIND HER!!!!!!

Alex

Gorgeous indeed, Find!

yherth

Duckface…..unexcusable.

Adam

#14 Would wife.

Red One

Say it with me now…
"I'd like to fire a torpedo down her exhaust port…"

*dash*

i was thinking more "stay on target, stay on target"

Edd

you want to marry a 16 yr old filipino boy???

O.Bama

It's legal in New York now, apparently.
Al Rite

Agreed probably a boy

PunkInDrublic

Not a boy, actually. A very lovely SuicideGirl, in fact.

macs scumstache

gross, tttoos, probalby has AIDS, but chive would make fun of that

fyjr

macs scumstache, I truly hate you and your stupid opinions. Normally I'm glad people have their own opinions, but yours are just ignorant and stupid. Stop, just stop everything you do.

macs scumstache

it's satire.

do you not remember the chive's post, it's friday and you don't have AIDS? very insensitive

Ron Swanson

Your mother is a whore… no satire… just bacon…

jon

I'd make a run on her trench to the thermal port.

yup

second or something

DaddyD

Something = hopeless idiot

jabbadabooty

#26 is there someone sitting on a chair guarding the door?

moX

Where is that magical place?

Gary

Research & development room at the Tampax plant.

Gary

Thats wrong, and I'm sorry…I can't delete it though.

millie

first

Fall

Ha! Stupid fuck!

Logicyup

#29 Dude, no… just no.

etcrrr

My friend likes to do that to me too. His name is Stan.

Me!

#16 I want you to be my wife

Womens-Lib

Thatta girl!
macs scumstache

i want you to shut the fuck up
GlobeSwatter

Alex Long?
GlobeSwatter

http://m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/alexandra.h.long?__…
I'm a dick so what

Ewwwww she looks like a dude.

Me!

#30 hahaha

Token Black Chiver

I literally laughed out loud

Billy

I literally laughed out loud at your name………..

Me!

#32 dont mind if i do
Me!

#33 thats what she said

she

that's what

Me!

#35 i've always liked doggy style…wait huh?

etcrrr

Wait till you see a pic of me with my Goat.

Billy

Grow the fuck up…………….

Really?

If you're over 12 and you still go by "Billy" as opposed to Bill or William, you may want to heed your own advice.

http://www.facebook.com/matt.gabrielson.3 Matt Gabrielson

Fail troll.
a fan of Paula

There is only one Paula, and your not even close.
So stop trying, it's pathetic.

Ralphie

your = you're

manny

#33

so that's why they fold at the end?

jack of all trades

Drinking a water bottle will never be the same…
PanchoSV

Rule 34. No exceptions.

dbp1211

#25…I need to meet this woman

carl

yeah, it's fun for a couple of times but then you just want her to shut up. Trust me on this one.

Dan

Just. Read an article saying a guy in Germany ran away from a nympho he met on the bus, she was forcing him into 36 hours of sex, he eventually ran away and was seen naked on he street crying
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4288330…

Ispeakchive

It seems that the people on levels 3,4 &5 haven't been doing it right.

dashete

#9 Try not to kill an old lady with those.

Tripp

This kid needs a little more abuse at home
Ispeakchive

See my nipples and fear me
Idius

Plunger boobies!

American Dad is an awesome show… I love you Chive for giving me opportunities to quote it on your website

passwordistaco

#14 Stay on target…………

Andy Valentine

Trench run? Yes please.

JG Marine

It's a TRAP!

Erik

#25 jealous much??? Obviously this girl is having a great time unlike ppl on lvl 3&5

dirtysteve99

Nah, she's just being ignorant, and likely an attention ho too!

yup

Or maybe you have just been doing it wrong all this time….

carl

#23 so gross

Token Black Chiver

I'm hoping that's another girls mouth we're viewing from the inside
http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

Either way, they need a dentist.
hark1985

Yeah they need the dentist chick from DAR yesterday.
itsashleybro

agree, this kind of ruined my life.

BuckersAZ

#14 Yup…Locked my x-foil in attack position
iheartboobs

Anyone else find #23 disturbing?

etcrrr

Fap Time !
RedRaiders

somebody needs a toothbrush desperately

Yamomzboyfriend

##35 Skippy! #19 Fuckin Hilarious! #14 My tongue would be the shot right at that open spot to blow that Death Star wide open!
Sean

Am I… missing something here?

WOOPIE GOLDBURG

YOU WILL SUFFER

Turrebo

I already did. Btw you might want to check your Caps-lock key, it seems to have stuck. I don't wish to imagine what the cause could be.

WOOPIE GOLDBURG

I WILL DESTROY YOU

DrMa7moud

#10 strange how the guy in the green shirt isnt looking

Lt HELI

Strange how you're looking at the guy in the green shirt.
RAY

That's because he's checking out the guy in the suit.

TylerG_76

#14 "That's no moon." xD

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