I hate my job (28 Photos)

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  • Drew

    ˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ

    • Nervous

      My thumbs up is upside down too..

    • Underbaker

      So would thumbing you down actually be like thumbing you up? <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DeOGxaSZKqU/TpKu0O0MjJI/AAAAAAAAAVs/nJf426bn3Ik/s1600/confused.jpg&quot; width="300">

      • Obama is fail

        Hey, look, it's that guy Barack Obama has a crush on!

    • gungagaloonga

      You Aussies are so silly

    • Panigale

      I bet your dumbass has waited all day to do that. Constantly refreshing your page so you could have a post everyone could see and "blow are minds".

      • Los


        • HAP

          present indicative plural and 2nd person singular of be.

          (a form of the possessive case of we used as an attributive adjective): Our team is going to win.

        • tapsnapornap

          I can't believe this is happening, more and more often, it doesn't even make sense a little bit!!!

      • habsy

        You mad bro?

  • Suzannes1974

    #6 Is that even safe?

    • BType13X2

      as long as his hands are not wet he wont get shocked I am a welder myself but I can honestly say that this guys should get a mudboard. In case he didn't know thats when you get a section of a ladder and screw a piece of plywood too it you lay on that instead of in the mud like a dumbshit.

      • chive

        fuck you buddy i could barely fit under it to begin with yeah I'm just take my time and dig a hole for a mud board…you know what i did? grew a set ,cowboy up son

  • den Edd


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #2 Your job looks fine to me

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      looks like he works next to a frat douche. they bought the Ed Hardy rum.

      • Tattered Mind

        Then they grew up… The Kraken and JD

      • tapsnapornap

        It's Sailor Jerry Rum, and it is a helluva lot better tasting than CMo's.

  • it'sMurda

    #18 has a pretty mouth

    • John

      She's gorgeous.. In general 🙂

    • Dunny_

      That last frame is just "Better" though. She still has 1 more thing to remove to make it "MUCH" better.

    • ttyl hef

      picture 1 looked like she had "burned it"… but alas it must not have been so.
      -or- she has nips of steel

    • GomerPyle

      …has a pretty everything!

    • TDub66


  • mrb

    Brace yourselves…the lame comments are coming

    • ^^ass hole^^

      heres one

      • jive

        Wow! Good one! You took time to write on a post that was 18 hrs old! Winner

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I hate Mac.

    – the one who loves Windows

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    …and not a single bored at work chivette…damn!

    • mrb

      There are plenty of other chivette posts for your forever alone self to fap to. Carry on

    • HatBomb

      I think they have their own thread now, which is just that much sweeter.

    • tapsnapornap


  • RobsterCraws

    Girl from Hall Pass sneezed again #22

    • Dude Imbibes

      Reason #6 why you never feed printers Indian food

  • BiGGyT

    #12 Awesome……

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Yes…awesome! Unfortunately, I thumbed it up to "0".

    • 0331

      Awesome! I would take mine to work, but after looking into all it takes to become a falconer, I got a mutt from the shelter.

    • chase

      that's me! it is awesome, actually. my wife works with birds of prey and brought one in to my office to show it off. the hawk is a permanent, unreleasable bird, blind in one eye. She's glove-training it so it can became an education bird.

  • bob_the_cook

    #2 – without further explanation, your complaint is invalid.

    • HatBomb

      They all appear to be empty, maybe his co workers party it up and don't invite him? Probably "that guy" at the office, ya know?

    • Craig

      FYI: next to the Captain Morgan's is "Sailor Jerry Rum", which is awesome stuff

  • http://www.facebook.com/amgerbozy Anna Gerbozy

    #7 id have followed those bastards out into the parking lot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/amgerbozy Anna Gerbozy

      thumbs down? CLEARLY you've never waited tables.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      agreed…people like that should just stay home and eat their dinner in their stye.

    • Meh

      One more reason I am glad I don't work in the restaurant business since college, but after many such episodes, you get over it, not worth a bullet or a job loss over slobs.

    • http://twitter.com/hackwarnack @hackwarnack

      That's messed up. While knowing someone else has to clean it up. Slobs

    • Optimus_prime

      Probably little kids. Parents should clean that shit up though. No tip? Now thats fucked up

  • whyme1973

    #18 You would make my job so much better.

    • mrb

      Your job must really suck

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      How about just one more step..

  • it'sMurda

    Glad my feet are on solid ground all day #24…..no f@*king way i'd go up there.

    • Akzombie

      Until you take into account that linemen make $35-$50 an hour…straight time, at least in the good states where you can still work in skilled laybor and feel like you accomplished something. Makes a little discomfort feel bearable, but then again if anyone could do it they wouldn't make a descent wage anymore. Guess the constitution lied, not all men ARE made equal.

  • Josh

    I hate my job too.

    • mrb

      Thanks for sharing!

    • The Pict

      I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone. Thanks for that.

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #23 the perfect decoy….. :S

    • Jen

      dat ASS!

  • Mando

    Because spurs will not finish 3rd.
    Cmon bayern we need ya

    • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra


  • Adam

    There's a lot of shitty jobs out there… but how about a post about how much you love your job?

    • Underbaker

      They would just end up taking pictures of themselves again.

  • Martin_McFly

    #19 What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar???

    • mrb

      Wow. Good one. Did you think of that all by yourself?

    • Dude Imbibes

      Chuck Norris wanted some Cheetos

      • mrb

        Cant figure out which of these is worse…

        • Martin_McFly

          Actually, yours is the worst. Any good Troll would have pointed out that a Klondike Bar consists of ice cream and therefore would have no business being in a conventional vending machine. But you missed that one. So Troll Fail.

          Guess you'll just never be as good as the fake ectrrr, Paula, or that Civil Rights twit.

          • mrb


            • Martin_McFly


              Fail again, Asshat.

              • mrb

                Brace yourselves….the lame comments are coming.

                • Martin_McFly

                  Why is that?? You plan on continuing this losing war?

                  Cause if you haven't noticed – dillweed – I've begun to troll you in your own troll

                  • ....


              • Akzombie

                Would the doc approve of that language Marty?

                • Martin_McFly

                  Though he may not necessarily approve of foul language… if you're running late, he just might drop a "damn" or four.

      • sorry, mrb

        Wow. Good one. Did you think of that all by yourself?

  • tommytwotime

    #11#15#19 are the best!

  • IT Guy

    #15 Pretty sure he isn't kidding. Better skip the post that you should skip. KC&CO

  • Master_Rahl

    #7 I would've at least spelled out I'm sorry in the pasta, seriously though, that's lamesauce.

    • Dude Imbibes

      Damn 5 year olds

    • mrb

      Lamesauce?? Further proving the intellectual level of most people on here is low

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        TWO question marks and NO period at the end????????? further proof of your low intelligence.

        See, anyone can be a prick….you're not special.

        • mrb

          Nine question marks and you didn't capitalize further? Lol nice one!

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            i like that you sat there and counted my question marks. here's some more: ??????????????????. now count those and multiply that number by 10 and that's the amount of fucks i give about your next "comeback" remark.

            • mrb

              You mad bro?

              • ^^Cunt^^

                Wow. Good one. Did you think of that all by yourself?

      • Master_Rahl

        Yep, lamesauce. Pardon my use of a colloquialism found in popular music. At times, it's fun to let ones proverbial hair down and enjoy the loose usage of the English language… mofo 😉

      • Mike

        It's only Tuesday – it's *Fridays* that The Chive holds discussions on the theory of relativity, quantum physics, and atavistic tendencies of modern society.

  • Killa Cal

    #9 I hope i never get picked up by Colorado Springs Emergency… their writing and grammer is so poor i'm surprised they passed school

    • mrb

      *I * grammar

    • Macro

      I was thinking the same thing. English motherf**ker! Do you speak it?!

      • Harold the Pig

        I was looking for this thread to make a comment, but it looks like the internet has me covered again. Thanks, internet!

    • Craigery

      Your noticed how bad there right up was?

      • HatBomb


        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666


    • Dookie

      I was thinking the same thing. And if this person hates his job I really hope I never need an ambulance in Colorodo Springs. Doing stupid shit like this makes all paramedics look bad.

    • jerrybusey

      The morons of the medical community, they make nurses look like rocket surgeons

    • Tom

      To the Colorado paramedics. Please as a fellow medic learn that it is a write up or written up not a right up. Unless of course you went right then up. Keep our profession looking professional.
      Respectfully, a fellow Missouri medic

  • Master_Rahl

    #23 Does this dummy do any work?

    • mrb

      Another good one! You are killing it today! -_-

  • no evihc

    #22 I used to work at the paint desk at Lowes that shit happened to me all the time.

    • mrb

      Cool story! Tell us more!

    • Akzombie

      You used to get sprayed with printer ink at the paint desk? Awkward.

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