Mac Faulkner is using the Twitter machine…. unconventionally (26 Photos)

Let me start by saying that Mac Faulkner, senior editor here at the Chive, is an idiot, but he might be brilliant. As a cat owner, consummate philanderer, and pun champion, Mac is a bit of an enigma, a misfit toy whose dry humor is lost on the living.

When Mac started his Twitter machine last year, I didn't visit it much at first. But I've found myself reading it more and more lately, laughing out loud at some of his Portlandia-esque quips. Mac has no idea I'm doing a post on his Tweets but I thought some of you might enjoy them considering, of course, that you're dead.

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  • playa

    #18

    I have to admit his chivette of the week gifs are hysterical

    • MOAR

      They will always make me laugh. Never fails.

  • jason dexter

    #21, #2

    he's a weird guy, but I lol'd

    • winfields

      Hey MAC! – Is @katie_faulkner your sister? Looks just like you..

      • Mac the Intern

        Yes, she is sister. And thank you for saying I look like a girl.

        • KCCO

          That was very nice of you to take the blow for your sister Mac, he could have been implying that your sister looks like a man.

          • bigdeal

            uh, why does no one comment on how hot this shithead is? i would happily bang him but the problem is i hate him as well for his superior sense of humor. ……………………fucker. lol admittedly i was won over only by the club post and the sliding steps.

    • Harold the Pig

      I love how he does his damnedest to always look super-aggressively bored.

  • mrb

    Brace yourselves…the lame comments are coming

    • mrb

      Been getting thumbs down all day. Really thought this was funnier.

      • figleaf

        funny once

    • Ferret

      Way to break that ice

    • Underbaker

      Self fulfilling prediction.

    • jim_b

      Starting with…..

  • will

    #26

    I really wanna work at the chive offices

    • Swamp1983

      I just wanna stop by and bring them a bottle of scotch for all the memories

    • Macro

      Seriously. If you guys ever need a professional Graphic Designer I'm there.

      • The_Dood

        And if you need an amateur, I'm here.

  • GomerPyle

    fifth

  • Ricky Ross

    #22 You think I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom NOW? It would never happen if I saw this

    • big_james

      I laughed so loud about this.

    • vince

      Franco Columbu

    • Slim

      A little homophobe much?

  • Nac B

    <img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny/happy.jpg">They have hysterics, they weep, they have the vapors. <img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny1/naer.jpg"&gt;

  • HOOK

    Faulk, have you considered doing porn??

  • Kyle

    Do hot chicks just hang around theChive offices all the time?

    • hater

      I was wondering the same thing… Wonder if we can just visit. Look at my Firefox history I feel like we are practically brothers.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #7 So, how'd this turn out, Mac?

    • John

      Not well, little fucker actually did that. The TSA gave me a stern look and said, "Please don't do this again, sir."

      I didn't at my boarding pass after asking Mac to print it for me. I nearly shat myself.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        The TSA guys were probably all excited to give you a pat down after reading that!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Haha!! That's good stuff! At least you made it through.

      • SaltLakeChiver

        Oh god. I'd be planning some serious revenge.

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        that's fucking awesome. payback's hell…

      • LucretiusCarus

        Look at that–the Chive guys actually read these posts? Genius.

        Though, I guess I already knew that…

    • drew

      This is old, he copied this exact same thing from someone else.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Well, ALL the internet points to you then, the master of all that is funny and can never be funny again. Get over yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/caleb.jaqua Caleb Jaqua

    Wait.

    Wasn't Mac an intern not too long ago? I'm pretty bad with approximation, but I could swear it was recently.

    Also, I could just be pretty dumb.

    • winfields

      pretty sure he was, but now he's big time! #14 (as you can see)

  • Master_Rahl

    #13 If you laugh at this one, the only acceptable laugh would be a nerdy snort

    • Hugh

      … because he misspelled 'rhythm'? 😉

  • furbush

    This is both brutally honest and unflinchingly real

    • BHern

      and mostly stolen from other resources…but that is the premise behind the chive. Take credit for posting the material of others. Sigh, but I do love it so.

      • The_Dood

        The premise is that we don't have to visit 197 different websites to get the best of the internet. They attempt to bring it all to one place, and then they add Chivettes.

        • gedda_g

          EXACTLY! I don't want to sift through fricking reddit to find something funny/entertaining. Instead, I open thechive and BOOM! Good times.

  • Piker

    This kid is fuckin hysterical!

    • Akzombie

      No

      • banananah

        -No. Double negative!

        • Akzombie

          Hysterical…meh, awfully strong word to use there is all I'm saying…mildly amusing perhaps. Don't set the bar so low right out of the gate people, he was an intern only a couple weeks ago wasn't he? btw I used to be nice before your ads drive me fucking insane chive.

  • GAChiver

    #16 Hilarious. Mac you have a new twitter follower.

  • ChiTownChiver

    Funny dude. Hard not to laugh at his unsmiling-dry-sense of humor

  • winfields

    #9 MAC for President
    Oh, and #16

  • stupid mayer guy

    Why does it have to be a WHITE Mac, huh? Why aren't there any BLACK Macs? the Chive is soooo racist!

    • Graft

      'cause Bernie Mac was already taken?

    • https://www.facebook.com/chadlgroves Chad Groves

      Why are there not any WHITE shows on BET? thats soooo racist!!

      • April C.

        Just there being a BET is racist if we're playing THAT game.

        • Rick_

          Or make a WET and wait for the complaints to pour in… The Reverend Al Sharpton will have a heart attack.

          • good jeff

            I would watch WET TV

  • hoovus

    #23 I don't know why but I laughed WAY too hard

  • Master_Rahl

    #18 #26 I gotta hand it to Mac, he does a lot of weird and funny stuff for the Chive, and manages to keep a straight face throughout. I'm sure I'd be giggling like a moron during most of it. Unless you mean overlords at the Chive beat the humor right out of him…. which, in turn, would also be funny.

  • vulvasmash

    I want to get drunk with Mac's dad.

    • Adam

      You mean…*cough*…the Mac daddy?

      • Anon

        terrible and yet great. You suit this thread Adam 😛

  • Dunny_

    He's no Rob Delaney but I'll follow now.

    • Dunny_

      And if you're not following @kellyoxford and @JennyJohnsonHi5 I feel sorry for you.

    • Dave

      ALL DAY!!

  • theblenny

    #7 Let me know next time you fly, I will send you $10 for the early bird so you are not the last on the plane. B-50, pitiful man.

  • Shabooms

    I'd hit it

  • mal content

    meh

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