You sir have been owned (34 photos)

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    #11 That's what you get… Dumbass

    • geeeez


    • digitalpimp

      usually when folks move the camera right after something funny/cool happens I get pissed. This is not one of those times.

    • carl

      awww, c'mon. he was just being nice and petting the poor creature.

    • Cali_Jangi

      Darwinism at its finest

    • tv_paul

      Finger food at its simplest.

    • Mike Herechuk

      What the hell did he think would happen?

  • da kid

    all in favor of camel toe tuesday or thong thurs like this yo

    • chivr4lyf

      we don't like girls.

    • Chiver

      If cat Saturday was replaced by snatch Saturday the chive and the world would be better place. Cat Saturday is terrible and anyone who supports is has disgraced themselves and their families.

      • Mr. Dog

        Fuck cats.

  • carl

    it's true. they all got owned.

  • Daniel

    #2 is good ownage

    • whyme1973

      This is my favorite kind of ownage. Wish to experience daily.

    • MattKL

      They can own me like that every day.

  • Jared S

    #2 this seems more like winning

  • Come At Me Bro

    #2 I believe I would liked to be owned next!

  • mid13

    #18 even Detroit knows how bad it is

    • Guse

      Detroit has one thing going for it: it's not Cleveland.

    • Yeah

      That sign isn't even in Michigan…it's right outside of Gary, Indiana (a true shit-hole).

    • Leonel_LyL

      This isn't in Detroit. Nice try. ;)

    • Idius

      You shall not pass!

  • Scoots

    #32… So incredibly true

    • Reason

      I had to re-read the original status post a couple times, it makes absolutely no sense, I can't even think of example that is as stupid as that, my brain function simply cannot fall that low.

      • chivr4lyf

        it was written by a woman. don't try to understand it, you will just hurt your brain.

    • Ispeakchive

      Mention the brutal underworld of diamond mining around many engaged or married women and watch their right hand slide over their left as they look awkwardly look away.

    • sean

      the dude trying to sound smart made himself sound retarded. "pretty much worthless?" LOLS! diamonds have HUGE practical value and industrial use…

  • @bdaley84

    #27 his was better

    • B!!!

      Doesn't matter had sex

    • Kyle

      Definitely the guys post. Quick delivery doesn't come with diarrhea

  • Dr_Originality

    #2 This boy is defnitely doing it right. He'll have no problem keeping calm and chiving on

  • muffdvr

    Must have camel toe Tuesday and thong Thursday. MOAR!

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #22 yea, they may use a lame word, but Stella is damn good

    • mike

      Stella is good but Newcastle is like candy! that's my all time favorite!

      • Guest

        Hell Yeah!! Brown Ale is the best!! Toon Forever!!

    • Matt


      • Bob

        Stella is called wife beater for a reason

    • Dick Salad

      Fucking new castle or nothing… Stella tastes like it was made for 15 year olds trying to build their palate. Enjoy your stellas and budlite platinum bro.

      • SKEEBLER


      • coocoocuchoo

        sounds like you drink Newky to try and be cool. and You're a mong if you think Stella is as shit as Budweiser or any of the piss that comes out of the states.

    • :-/

      I wish I could dislike this twice

  • Taco_Depot

    #32 made me so happy

  • PagingDrDickey

    #8 Grandma looks stoked

    • tapsnapornap

      So does Grandpa o_O

    • Late

      I like the bong-chandelier

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #24 Every kid should know the joy of riding a shark.

    • Cali_Jangi

      id hardly call this tragic.

      • Sarcasm

        I think you missed me.

    • Steve

      Trip from Canada to the Caribbean 2500$
      Day trip to "swim with Sharks" 75$ a head
      …….Tragically too expensive, guess the kid will be stuck with facebook and an education Mom and Dad pay for……

    • GernBlansten

      I'm blowing this shit up and putting it up in my kids' rooms.

      Yes, they understand sarcasm. After all, they live with me.

    • Ispeakchive

      Good for that kid! I was born in the day of rotary phones and we had tons of fun without the tech toys of today…….until high school when Coleco Football (w/disabled audio) started rotting my brain during study hall. Please spare any geezer comments, I've already mentioned the rotary phone and a video game most of you will have to google. : )

  • Jak

    #34 POW!! In the kisser!!!

    • Boobman

      Tommy Lee is enjoying the show!

    • AmBush_Steve

      Unfortunately, the only thing the Habs owned this year. Thanks for the great season Carry, too bad you can't score too.

      • Pegger


        • AmBush_Steve

          Duh. I thought it looked wrong. I even friggin' google'd it. Unfortunately I spelled it wrong on Google and there are apparently more people than I that are idiots. My apologies Carey. You too Pegger.

    • moX

      Is there a guy with a PS3 controller?

      • tapsnapornap

        I think it's a camera

  • B!!!

    #34 Pow right in the kisser

    • B!!!

      Second is the first loser!

  • Craigery

    #14 I don't get it. Who's getting owned, and how?

    • @johnboycartier

      The LMFAO goofball is getting owned because Jon Hamm has NO fucks to give about shitty flash-in-the-pan musicians.

    • @McBeastie666

      lmfao barely recognized by Jon Hamm. extends hand, doesn't look at him. at least in that 1 second that the photo was taken. kinda weak, but that's it.

      • Leonel_LyL

        Who is Jon Hamm?

        • Ren

          He said this:

          “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f—–g idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

          • techno_viking

            Which explains why he has no love for LMFAO, who are a disgrace to musicians everywhere.

          • REVOLVER_KAZ

            I would also like to give this a million thumbs up but, alas, I can give only one.

        • @McBeastie666

          He's a name that, when entered into Google or imdb, will give you multiple results so you don't have to read smart-ass comments like this one.

        • mickey

          who is @McBeastie666?

    • Vent187

      Because someone completely untalented is being ignored by a great actor with a lot of talent. LMFAO sucks, that crap hurts my head every single time I hear it.

  • st33

    "The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." – Don Mother Fucking Draper.


      I would give this a million thumbs up if i could. One will have to suffice.

    • socalmarti

      I fell in love with Jon Hamm just a little more when I saw this picture!

    • beazzy

      I thought of this exact quote when reading the facebook post about diamonds

    • Vent187

      Well played, well played.

  • remix_

    #32 Awesome!

  • Brentos

    #12 so if my math is correct…disabled for around 42 years…well, lets just wait it out then.

    • thedude325

      Just toss that piece of shit out and get a Zune. *Sarcasm intended*

    • Byron_Black

      Seems legit.

  • Chiefhenry27

    #27 Just epic





    • Bob

      I love Rob Riggle.

    • tommytwotime

      holy shit i totally missed that one!!!

  • smh

    Bitches be loving my crack

    • bazinga

      No they don't… now pull your pants up

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