In order from left to right:
1: I'd fuck the hell out of you, but I wouldn't take you out in public. Maybe if you actually ate food once in a while, but until then, here's a paper bag.
2: Two things for you. You look like the kind of woman that is way too competitive. Just paying attention to the way you wear your attention whore makeup and a few other little things. Second, is that a baby bump? I like a girl with a 'little' meat on her, but that just looks like early stages of pregnancy. So, my conclusion for you… Yes. I still would. I'd tell you to change some some shit, but I'd plow you.
3: Damn. Can't think of anything sarcastic to say other than the fact that you're with hanging out with the wrong crowd. Either that, or that right one. I can't tell if you're hot or if it's your friends making you look hot. So, yes. Get naked, and bring me a sandwich.