Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

Madison Gregory is the brilliant artist behind the Dumb & Dumber series, his work and prints available right here.

  • jaynecobb2


    • bored

      Well done sir, you have won the internet for the day. I must know your secret. Ive been refreshing for the last 10 min, only to have 14 comments when it came up..BLAST!

    • Matt

      Do you guys have a god damned bell that tells you when new posts go up?

      • jaynecobb2

        the truth is I am really Awesome and can tell when the DAR is going up.

        • bored

          The Master has spoken, and his words are true.

        • BabyFarts Magizax


        • whyzkid

          you're a tool. congrats!!

        • DaddyD

          the truth is … you are a dick … and you don't even have one.

    • Showtime

      To: You
      From: All of us Chivers
      <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/34pl8hf.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • el profe

      You've dishonored the name Jayne Cobb.

  • Yea!!!

    First bitch fuck y'all #3 #5 #7 that's what I like

    • ShamWOW



      • ShamWOW


    • BabyFart Magizax


    • steve

      I'd let #3 fart on my face

  • Humpdink

    #7 hump & ink, must have moar !

    • Master_Rahl

      I love the way this tattooed goddess wheels and deals. If you don't DAR it, don't take it. That's how you get shit done!

    • Billy Bob

      These Chivettes who submit pictures like this are such attention-seeking whores…

      • DeadEye Dick

        but aren't they the reason you come here?

      • Billy Bob's Dad

        Just like you Billy Bob? Now climb off your cousin and go fetch me a switchin.

      • grrregg

        Who seeks attention more, the Chivette or the moron that doesn't like looking at beautiful women but keeps looking at the site anyway, and bitching about the beautiful womans picture?

    • Just Sayin'

      Any chance she placed the camera on the counter with a timer?

      • Jason

        Don't really care. It's a great pic.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Couldn't she remember this particular "lucky boy"s name, by any chance?

    • BOOM!


    • etcrr's goat

      too bad you can tell she just got off the toilet!!!

  • Travis

    WOO HOO! Hump DAR!! 😀

    • Facebook

      Suck a dick travis

  • ShamWOW

    #3 Dat ASS!!!

  • bob


    • fuckstan

      it belongs in a kitchen, or a bedroom

    • HatBomb

      It belongs on my lap, what the hell good is it in a museum?!

    • edd

      Indiana Jones you bastard

    • TedBundy

      It belongs in my mouth and hands.

    • BigRedEye

      could belong to my museum.

    • troy

      Totally agree stranger right next to the Mona Lisa

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #41 PINKY I ❤ YOU!! I ❤ the DAR

    • Turkleton

      It blocked out the sun

  • LucretiusCarus

    #4 Never would've guessed he'd turn into a total fruit loop…

    • jreddy23

      Wellll…he did play the part pretty damn well in that movie.

    • Bert Macklin

      Or bang Mila Kunis.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Very true. Very true. That lucky, fruity bastard.

  • cjuncosa

    #5 absolutely never gets old

    • MattKL

      Damn near perfect hump.

  • bob

    #5 for the love of butts

  • http://www.airraiders.net Arrrrg

    #5, #35

    nice one

    • Jonah

      #35 is a fucking waste…damn shame

    • celticsquid

      #35 MOAR!

    • Brock

      35 still would! But I would have nightmares.

    • Anhtuan

      I would have to hesitate on #35 because it is freaking me the fuck out too!

  • Bumhugs


    • AhopefulCHIVER

      I can come too?

  • prof ben

    #8, #9, #10

    I'm an Astrophysics professor and wanted to tell the chive community they should be very proud of this, many of us would trade anything for a ride in the hot seat and you've made it possible to achieve what, even a decade ago, would have seemed impossible. bravo.

    • Matt

      I don't think most of us can understand that we just sent a man into space. Congrats Greg, you have won my confidence in believing in yourself and the help of others.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Seriously, meeting Katy Perry was pretty cool too, but a man into space? Go Chive!

    • Ricky

      Uncle Ben you CHIVE?

    • Lower

      What a great community we have.

    • asdf

      I agree that the Chive community is the absolute bomb. However, I'm a little saddened that on the first page of comments, there is only one mention of it, and it has only received only 86 likes…..there; 87 likes and four comments. I mean, fucking space people. Space. To see our planet in such an environment….wow. absolutely b-e-a-utiful. Take time and look up every now and then everybody. Congrats to you sir. Ride that rocket for all of us, and we better see some serious photos.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Are you going into space? No, some other dude is. And he looks like a total panty sniffer.


    #7 He is indeed a lucky guy! I'm jealous !

    • Just Sayin'

      No guy, just counter.

    • SMT

      but why is the camera balanced on the counter if someone is taking it?

      • BloodScrubber

        He obviously was still shakin from last nights "events" and had to steady himself.;)

    • Robert

      Yeah you also have to wonder how, if the boy was supposed to send it in, did she write the comment?

      • MICHAEL

        we've been had!

    • TX Chiver

      Wouldn't mind being in that friend zone.

    • Anhtuan

      I will raise your submit to the DAR and bet for me to go "all in!" Hahaha.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #25 forget the cortizone, what asshole squeezes from the middle

    • upy3rz

      I just want to know, did you brush with Cortizone, or rub toothpaste on your itch?

      • jimme

        I'm betting the swelling in his gums has gone down and he doesn't have any cavities in his cavity…

    • lexifer

      i'm not alone!

    • alex

      great comment. made me laugh

  • Go commando

    #41 it's more comfortable if you take them off

    • Pooper

      If not It be a lot cooler if you did

  • etcrr

    #5 #22very hot and Merica' approves

  • Tommy


    Why thank you, rabbit.

    • Underbaker

      I don't know why, but this one made me literally laugh out loud.

  • Seattle Bound

    I met this girl in person! Single!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      woulda been cooler if she spilled it

      • Panigale

        woulda been cooler the first twenty times…

        • ted

          woulda been cooler if her shirt fell off.

          • 412

            Would've been cooler of her shirt fell off… then she spilled it

            • herroprease

              Would've been cooler if it wasn't posted again…

              • Kohl

                Would've been cooler if this wasn't her career…

  • hark1985

    #3 oh shit!

    • Meowmix

      that's not hot at all. Pretty disturbing, actually

    • oughtnot

      Hack-job photoshop.

    • Chuck

      Move over Kim – Kanye has a new ass in his sights!

  • Qasar

    #37 can we ask nicely to see her face?

    • big_james

      I agree I was hoping for MOAR.

    • Steven

      i second that!

      • Ol Rock


    • Daniel Tosh

      If you're bored I suggest cleaning your room.

    • Slim Jim

      wow, thank you, just made my day.

    • Brendan


  • LaurenGoMeow

    #42 awww cutest lil kitty

    • hark1985

      LaurenGoMeow wants a kitty! Let's give her a kitty

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Him and #39 is a cute overload.

      • Mike


        Kudos to #42's poster, for rescuing the cute little kitten.

        • BostonChiver34

          Lauren..how'd I know you be right here on this pic?!

          Chive On from Boston!! 😉

    • BloodScrubber

      Kitty rescuer…you have excellent karma. KCCO.

    • some bloke

      Whoever rescued this kitty is a wonderful person! (It's good to know there are still a few)

    • jenner1185

      Precious!!!! 🙂

  • whyme1973

    #7 Luck bastard. You Have a very hot body.
    #14 #37 Wow.Very Sexy body's, ladies. Hope to a lot more of you in the future.
    #40 #41 Pinky, you are absolutely amazing. Never stop submitting pic, please.

    • JimTX

      WHY? Don't you get out and find a woman with a arse? What a sad lonely "man" you must be lol!!!

    • allan

      EWW!! shapeless nasty white women.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        is your helmet making it hard for you to see the screen again?

  • st33

    Worth the wait

    • BloodScrubber

      A new Super Hero in the making. Excellent.B)

      • captamerica

        I agree!

    • Deadpool

      We need a LOT MOAR

  • e a.

    Giraffes and humps.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      #24 And a skirt that needs to come off

    • C C

      and humping giraffes

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