Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

#24 can have my children.

#25 Grows up to be Edna "E" Mode

#12 …and that's what it feels like to use a Microsoft product…it's too big, too bulky, does tons of things you don't want or need, but is useless at doing the one thing you do need.

…also, it's like getting hit in the balls.

#22 Tom's Big Adventure. Next stop–seedy theater and TheSmokingGun.com

#22 Is that…hair gel?

"You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous."

#18 Smack that shit!

#3… no she didn't.

#24

MA. FTW!!! WOOOOOOOOOO babyyyyyyyy..giggity!

Chive On from Boston indeed!!!!

#25 "These double-shifts are getting to me"

#25 Massachusetts makes 'em best! thanks for reppin' the top 4 KCCO

#3 always knew she would, #18 my turn, #24 just perfect i love my blondes

Drunkest kid I have ever seen #25

#8 oh sorry.. let me have a look at the.. wack.

#20 LOL

#25 just getting glove on

#1 HULK SMASH!

#25
Herp

#25

Mrs. Swan, the early years