Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

    #18 I'd smack that!! 2 for 1 is always better

    • realplayer

      i got stuck here for quite a long time

    • needitwantit

      She fills that dress out nicely, good god.

    • Jason

      Find them both and put them in a girls kissing girls post…… Yes I think you should

      • Eric

        They look like they might be the Love twins.

    • MAX

      it became so hard……………. in my head………… because im in love…………… with that but…………. i cant bc im kinda already taken. BUTT DAMN!!!!!!!!!

      • labatanga

        motives were clear. execution was flawed.

    • stonewall_79

      I can watch that all day long 🙂

    • Darwin

      Yeah, except they aren't even old enough to have boobs…

      • David

        Old enough my ass. That's a clip from Girls Gone Wild. I know it well.

      • David

        GGW First Timers Vol. 2 to be exact.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

      Lmao!! @David

  • frecklebutt

    #17 #19 would be some of the best times had.

    • TokyoFace

      #17 .. always a good time when someone breaks out the NES!

    • Dunny_

      I passed by your comment just to tell you that you have the greatest User name ever!
      Probably not breaking news though.

      • Truthbetold

        Get a life Dunny – but let me know if Frecklebutt actually CALLS you!!


      • JohnnyAppleSeed

        Dunny will be forever alone.

        • shawn

          dunny = dumb.

          but we can't argue the fact we'd all like to see this "frecklebutt"

          • kekermahoney

            true story.. she's cute and should post pics to prove her name

          • frecklebutt

            ill try to send thechive some proo

            • frecklebutt


  • MattKL

    #3 Yes…yes she did.

    • JESSE

      I never thought she would be the hottest. The Michelles are weird looking, DJ is a weird person, and Gibbler looks awful.

    • ....

      Are you kidding me? Look up all her photos as a meth-head mommy bouncing between meth, coke and alcoholism. Not a pretty picture. She turned out nasty.

      • ,,,,

        Unless people like that meth look…..

        • vince

          she still pretty bomb…so fuck you 😉

          • Bill

            Fake boobs. Meah

            • Tata

              Those aren't fake Bill – have you ever actually seen a pair of real boobs? She's just got good support – if those were fake and she was wearing that she'd have cleavage up to her chin.

              • BHern

                actually…a good supporting bra will support boobs and make them look fake because it will push them into the position of fake boobs. However, fake boobs are already in that position so they won't change at all. And those, my friend, are fake boobs. Notice the top part of the breast and how there is no sign that they're being held up by the bra? That means fake.
                Also, she's admitted to having implants…that might've helped me figure it out too…. a little.
                So have you ever seen a pair of real boobs? Because, for an 'afficionado' you seem pretty clueless

                • Boobman


                  • ChiveMaster



        Is there a problem with booze and blow?

      • Bdick

        Busted face and boob job? Hot! He'll nahh

    • Random

      My parents would tease me for having a crush on her back when Full House aired. I guess I chose the right one to like!

      • Uncle Jesse

        How Rude!

    • Awesome

      I thought she died in a limo accident years ago…

    • Jason

      You think she turned out well, check the ugly daughter from Charles in Charge!

    • Big Joe

      There has to be NSFW pics of this chick somewhere.

    • no thanx

      Did anyone else noticed the "heart" shaped in the picture?

  • Trav1121

    #1 haha That guy's shirt in the background makes me laugh.

    Also #18 is pretty damn sweet!

  • Anonymous

    Ha no dumb comments ……….yet!

  • shadowstein

    #20 maybe he wrapped himself up because he doesn't like having his picture taken when hes taking a shit?

    • shadowstein

      #10 fuck

    • shadowstein

      my first real chance to get some thumbs up and i fucking blow it. chive needs to add an edit option

      • Logicyup

        Don't worry bout thumbs up. Just say what you're thinking. If people agree, cool, if not, oh well. If you want to be able to edit, get a intense debate account, I got one cause I don't often pay attention when I type and always have to fix shit, comes in handy.

        • yograndma

          be funnier and you'll have a real chance of getting thumbs up

      • >.>

        don't sweat it. the chivers are so random, you post something truthful or actually funny and you still have a high chance of having all thumbs down :S

    • Byron_Black

      I thumbed it up. Was just random enough to be funny.

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #16 Is all sorts of Awesome!!!!!!!

    • mike

      But why are the s-foils locked in attack position?

      • hello please

        To scare away marauding badgers, of course.


    #22 tom brady is a fruitcake

    • ICUP

      If being rich as shit, marrying one of the hottest women in the world, and going down in history as one of the best QBs to ever play the game of football makes him a fruit cake, then where do I sign up?

      • vince

        you can sign his balls fagboy. yeah he gots money but his wife is ugly as fuck and a rodgers will go down as the greatest to ever play the game in about 7 years.

        • Jason Osborne

          If Aaron Rogers is a quarterback, then I'm a robot.
          He's a 'dancer'.

          • Awesome O

            beep boop boop. Awesome O has found a fellow robot

      • saltygary

        Just go to "EilKickedHisAssTwice.com" and there should be a registration sheet.

      • Blue

        You sign up at the gay Patriots. GO COLTS!!!

    • jerky

      Brady is a douchebag and a fucking cheater, period.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        yeah, I hear he uses Cheat Codes on the field

        • Random

          I bet he plugs the gameshark in his ass!

          • http://twitter.com/Dignen @Dignen

            Game Genie actually…

      • Jason Osborne

        Bet he doesn't cheat unless his gf approves first. <whip> *crack*

      • Holy Shit WTF

        True story*

    • IceIceBrady

      Whats he going for a Vanilla Ice rip off?

    • D_c

      with multi super bowl wins and a brazilian super model wife…………………………………

    • Vent187

      He's a whining pussy. Fuck him and his "tuck rule" go raiders!

  • KCCOfromP.A.

    #18 #24 Last day of finals, very paranoid, This helped! Thank you DMA!

    • F10

      #24 meet me at the southie bars!

    • Mr. Magoo

      #24 FTW. WE NEED MOAR!

  • Peter

    #18 – what an amazing ass. I would spend a lifetime making it happy.

    • Guse

      Well, about 10 or 15 years until it looks nothing like that anymore.

    • 8track technology

      You will never make it happy, chicks keep moving that line. More you give more they want.

      • foreveralone

        Someone must have been dumped

        • Jay

          Considering his name is '8track technology', I'm guessing he's lived through what he's talking about.

        • foreveralone2

          yea i just got dumped yesterday.

  • maclean

    #18 I'd like to see where this is headed

    • Sceptic

      someone should know where the vid of this is

      • Buckwheat Cake


      • David

        Girls Gone Wild. Seriously.

        • bro

          which one

          • David

            First Timers Vol. 2

  • Ander

    #3 Proof that a little crack won't kill you

    • jreddy23

      If you didn't have a crush on her growing up then you're probably battin for the other team…just sayin.

      • YellHes

        I didn't have crushes on little girls, that's a crime. But now, yeah I'd do her.

        • jreddy23

          damn…how old are you?

  • Danny Tanner

    She also did a shit load of meth. #3

    • DB Conor

      Doesn't matter because boobs.

  • ICUP

    Your half way to finding #24. Lets see if she's gracious enough to send more pics. For our research of course.

    • Nick

      I think I'm in love…

      • http://lehighdesigns.com usmc_chiver

        I think I'm in lust…

    • BostonChiver34

      MA. FTW!!! WOOOOOOOOOO babyyyyyyyy..giggity!

      Chive On from Boston indeed!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JustinMcGrail @JustinMcGrail

      Giggity indeed. Boston Chivers all day!

  • etcrr

    #1 Kick his ass kid

    • Jon

      Japan sells beer to kids?

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #9 He FARTED!!

  • John Kenny

    …and inherited a pair of howitzers it seems.

    • sean

      I'm sorta curious if they're enhanced but who really cares.

    • DB Conor

      That zipper never had a chance. Poor fella probably kept up for the first couple breaths, but then…

  • etcrr

    #18 Can't stop watching

  • triplecap

    #18 – standard operating procedure for an ass like that in thin white cotton skirt.

  • GRONKED!!!

    #22 doesn't matter still had sex…. with a brazilian model

    • T Brady

      Her strap on felt soooo gooood.

  • Ravienne_Cullen

    #25 Admit it. You've done this too

    • Jimbozo

      At least she knows she's going to clean something.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Awwalworth Andrew Walworth

        i have dreamed of feethands…

      • Evan

        oh herro time for work earry dis morning

    • jreddy23

      College Stoner Meme, "Your Hands Are Feet." Asian baby replies, "Not Much"

    • jkrranger

      Oh NO, there goes Tokyo!

    • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T

      this should be in this weekend's "so you got wasted" post.

    • mijo69

      I need more lemon pledge

    • jjj

      miss swan??

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, I pretended I was a small chinese girl when I was young.

  • Logicyup

    #15 I'd love to be a kid again but with the building skills I currently have. All the kids in the neighborhood would be jealous.

    • tralfaz

      You would also need a good allowance, seems like as a kid the limitations were usually materials.

      • Logicyup

        Just go around to different construction sites and ask to use scrap materials. Might be different now, but as a kid never ran into many people who said no. I did various construction jobs for a few years up until and partially through college, most those guys are just big kids themselves so if they hear the word "fort" they were all for it. Plus less crap to haul from the site means less work before heading home. People are lawsuit happy now so it may not work, but back then it wasn't a problem. Man I feel old now…

    • TChrisB

      What's stopping you?

  • Timmy J

    # 4 The scorpion stikes again…..

  • d1sturbed91

    #20 This says a lot

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale


    • Obamas White Half

      pfffhh, blacks…

  • Timmy J


    • Bhyo


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