I see what you did there.. (32 photos)

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #29 "Prepare to get the dick of steel, Johnny!"

    • stonewall_79

      idk why the thumbs down man but you make laugh so hard.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Bite that pillow johnny,I' going in dry.

    • JDB85

      Good thing he's faster than a speeding bullet… har har har

    • Cudaman

      Bite the pillow, he's going in dry.

    • http://twitter.com/Coupas @Coupas

      Superman doesn't take no for an answer!

  • Andy Valentine

    #1 In order to get someone to sit behind your starting blocks and stare at your ass?

    • brian

      i believe they were speaking from the volunteer's perspective

      • Andy Valentine

        Well obviously. But the strictly speaking the volunteer doesn't "do track" (judging from this photo alone at least), does he?

    • rmg

      no you idiot to be the one holding the blocks

      • Andy Valentine

        Let's play a game. It's called "how many people will this joke be lost on?"

        Thus far, you make it two.

        • MylesofStyles

          I've got another game. It's called "let's try to make a joke that's actually funny". Thus far, we're at nil.

    • rmg

      haha i get it good joke, you zilch

  • B_Error

    #2 That's just awesome!

    • phil

      that lady's vagina looks like a hallway with a bare bulb hanging by a cord.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        The bulb could be a tampon string…. Ewww.

    • tv_paul

      I was thinking more of the "GE" spot.

      • Carlos Spicy Weiner

        I see what you did there.

    • parkatola

      Mind the gap.

    • Undergrad

      I have the weirdest boner right now

  • Kevin


    • urcoworker

      strong thumb down… you suck asshole

    • tjaklll

      First asshat

  • swope

    #6 not cool

    • ChiveNation

      oh I get it… it's funny cause he's blind

    • Pat

      It's okay – blind people will never see this.

      • Tap

        you misspelled "black"

        • Token Black Chiver

          Just saw what you did there

    • heywood jablome

      wrong. very cool. you're just an over sensitive douche.

  • AssClown

    #29 It's rapin' time!!!

    • Luke0027

      i hate your picture… but the comment makes up for it

    • hombre


  • Verbal_Kint

    #16 R2-DJ. Sweet…

    • jerkstore_


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #28 a cocktus

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

    • tv_paul

      Be careful, you might get pricked.

      • SadeShadz

        I was eating!! Nearly choked xD hahaah!!

        • iChive

          I don't blame you. The cocktus would make anyone choke.

    • fibonacci5150

      Paula's dildo

  • LIJay

    #32 Win.

    • jreddy23


    • Meowmix

      please be 18

    • captain obvious

      Looks like she is saying cum!

    • ack

      totally agree

    • CJ Garcia

      North Carolina would not approve…

    • Son of Dad

      She landed a bit high.


    #15 Simply Brilliant!

    • Underbaker

      But once you see the batmen you wonder why Wolverine would have that arrow on his mouth.

    • Master_Rahl

      agreed. mind = blown

  • AlexS

    #3 Really chive? Really?

    • Totally not the cops

      Looks like this was lifted from The Onion or something similar.

    • ben

      why are the red lines from misspelled words still in the article? LOL

    • chivettes2love

      AlexS are you a bass player??

    • Son of Dad

      Still counts.

    • heywood jablome

      Alex S. ~ you're surfing "the Chive" if you're going to be an over sensitive douche go somewhere else. like barakobama.com where your kind is not only appreciated, but celebrated.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        such a shame… your comment started out pretty strong, but then ya hadta take the path of the ignorant douchebag. better luck next time

  • mike

    #25 why yes…i did mean squirting grandma. thank you google. that was almost embarassing.

  • Wet_tosti

    #5 Why don't you make like a tree and bark!

    • Totally not the cops

      Make like a tree and get out of here?

      • Guest

        Uh…. I think the saying is "make like a tree and leave".

        • biff

          you sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong

          • Underbaker

            That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

        • Wet_tosti

          I tought it looks like a dog that barks at a fench and a tree also got's bark and…….. Forget it! I admit it was crap! Chive on!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761237777 Jonathan Sears

      Make like a trea and…….get the fuck out!

      Please tell me someone knows that movie.

      • Urethra Franklin

        Patch Adams

      • WellieWellie

        Boondocks saints

  • st33

    No Google. No!

  • mongoose5271

    #2 Guilty as charged!

  • Dick Salad

    #32 how could anyone be opposed to this…

    • jreddy23

      what i wouldn't give to be a frog on the wall.

      • iChive

        1. Read your comment.
        2. Realized there was a frog on the wall.
        3. Realized it looks like it's being crucified.
        4. GIF repeated.
        5. What were we talking about again?

    • Der Freischütz

      North Carolina would have a lot to say about this….me (and I think most of the Chive) on the other hand find this amazing.

  • Mike

    #1 I'm glad there are some Western Slope Colorado Chivers out there. Good ol' Gunnison Colorado.

    • phil

      nice. used to live in crested butte.

      • Mike


        • Mike

          Liar? about what?

    • Lisa

      I still have gravel from Gunnison in my knees. 🙂 😐 Wait. That sounds like it could be wrong. Let me clarify. My Grandparents driveway was made out of decomposed granite. I took a digger one too many times when I was learning to ride my bike. Little chunks of rock will work their way out every few years. It's like going home. 🙂

    • Undergrad

      Wow no shit! Gunny on the chive. Love that town….in the summer


    #30 Who the hell DVR's the wheel of fortune?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      probably just paused…most DVR's do that now with live TV.

      • Scott

        How is one 's' revealed but not the other?

        • paulhitchcock

          They have buzzers in their hands so it's the toss-up round. Letters are revealed one at a time until someone buzzes in and gets it.

          • Slappy_McGee

            Good catch. I was wondering the same thing.

          • Kelly

            Says the guy who DVRs wheel of fortune.

    • Beev

      Definitely shopped

      • paulhitchcock

        Not shopped. Toss-up round.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Anyone that enjoys the show and wants to avoid the friggin' commercials. Spoken from experience DVRing Jeopardy.

  • winfields

    #5 awesome

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Nom Nom Nom

  • Acesevens

    #3 It could have been worse, it could have been a politician.

    • Acesevens

      I don't think the bass player was bragging bout nailing Louisville groupie either.

    • Yak Surfer

      Could have been worse. Could have been Nickleback!!

      • Master_Rahl

        ahaha, dodged a bullet. Good one Yak

    • Dave

      Except none of them are important, so she might as well sleep with the bass player.

  • Philip

    #32 epicly sexy!

  • Suzannes1974

    #31 Okay, I know that 3.14 is pi. But I don't get this one. Any help?

    • GAChiver

      Claiming that 3.14 in a mirror looks like the letters PIE.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jason.m.donaldson Jason M Donaldson

      It spells PIE, buddy

      • Idius

        I'm not your buddy, guy!

        • darsh

          im not your guy, friend!

          • http://www.facebook.com/yojo66 Yomi Ojo

            I'm not your friend, Pal

          • http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

            I'm not your friend, budday!

            • DeadEye Dick

              I'm not your buddy, dude

              • Jay

                I'm not your dude, chum.

                • JMick

                  I'm not your chum, bastard!

                  • CJizzle

                    I'm not a bastard, sport!

                    • Shat

                      I'm stopping this.

                    • Badger

                      You ain't stoppin' shit, Shat?

                    • Shat

                      Touché, Badger.

                    • arTee

                      "Touché" ?…. that's french. They speak french in Canada, which is where I'm from. Nice to meet you, friend!

                    • Shat

                      I'm from Texas. Sorry to disappoint lol

          • Dave

            I'm not your friend, dude!

    • melindu

      the numbers backwards look like the letters P I E

    • http://lehighdesigns.com usmc_chiver

      The 3.14 on the right is pi. If you turn 3.14 around (the backwards 3.14 in the right) the backwards numbers look like they spell PIE (as in a piece of pie)

    • Muff cabbage


    • andfukyamoms

      Troll level: 3.14159265

      • El Chicken

        So are the numbers backwards supposed to spell something?

        • Huh?

          Yeah it spells dipshit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

      the numbers backwards look like the word pie…
      or, maybe they just look like backwards numbers…

    • CJizzle

      so wait, hold on – is like CODE or something?!

    • Suzannes1974

      I get it now that it's been explained thoroughly…I just didn't see he 41.3 spelled pie. Now I do. Why all the thumbs down?

      • Wow...

        I'll try to make this explanation a bit easier to follow than the last. All the thumbs down are because you are a stupid fucking idiot whore.

        • Name

          Hey i didnt get #31 can someone please explain it to me?

          • avidd

            It spells PIE, buddy

          • neo

            A pie, it's a lie…

  • http://twitter.com/jrkuy @jrkuy


    TMNT ftw


    I LOL every time

  • TxChiver!

    #32 yes… Yes… YES!!!

  • SockMoney17

    #32 Lipstick Lesbos are always hot

    • MAGSGQ

      Especially with a stuffed animal on the wall?

    • justsaying

      And super flexible!

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