Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #41 OMG NICE CLEAVAGE!!!!! DEAR GOD!

    • st33

      And, she is a genius.

      • Anon

        It is photoshopped and the real girl looks not so good.

        • Rocks Off

          He's right, the real girl is fugly, she has a mustache.

          • nick

            not to mention old pic is old

            • nyr8er

              and chive added the caption

              • pass

                what else is new….

            • Someone

              There goes Christmas.

              • Vent187

                Boobs are always great

                • ken

                  cry

        • BomberMan

          link to original pic? also, who cares; boobs.

    • Whoopi_G

      Nice is putting it pretty gently. Those babies should be in a glass case, in a museum, for everybody to see.

    • AssClown

      That's boxxy. 1 NSFW pic. Not of her though ;(
      http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/boxxy?before=1323749

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        That's Boxxy?????!!!!!

        • Johnnybravo60025

          It's Boxxy's face Photoshopped onto the original.

          • Maxwell

            It is not Boxxys face at all. It is my girlfriends face on another girls body.
            Her name is Ashley

    • ShaBoygin

      Mind the bridge! Awesome idea.

      • JarikCBol

        I'm with you. This needs to be a thing now. Chive! Make it So!

    • Dickleg

      She wins, right?

    • Fact Checker

      I like the idea of a 'bridge the gap' post with nothing but t-shirt gaps like this one.

    • longshot421

      2nd that! Wow. Spectacular.

    • chiver

      We all fapped to your pic.

    • openureyes

      Busted ,80% of these chivete pics are actually random pics taken from various sites and photoshopped by chive to make it look like women actually give a shit about the wankers here.

      • pass

        nailed it. pretty lame if you ask me.

        • Always Last

          While I was a subscriber to the above theory in the past, I actually believe that "Chivers" submit these pics with the PS, captions, etc as a way to try and be cool or whatever. It would be counter-productive for theChive krewe to do this because it is far to easy for most of us to use the power or tineye or google to bust the lie. Just my .02 cents.

    • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.colby.338 Daniel Colby

      Take a picture folks. This is how internet memes get started. $10 says there's a whole weekly post dedicated to "bridge the gap" by the end of the month

      • Andy Valentine

        I'll genuinely take that bet… 21 days and counting (for a Chive specific post… not something on your own blog which obviously doesn't count)

    • https://www.facebook.com/s.cartagena76 Sergio Cartagena Colón

      moar!!!! find her!!!!

      • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

        It's the internet girl, boxxy.

        • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

          I don't think that's her body though.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Replace #33 with #41
      and then we'll have something to really talk about.

    • phoenixpwns

      I believe Bridge the Gap would be an awesome idea.

    • aaaaa

      think the chive will support gay marriage, me thinks not! racist and homophobic people

      finally supports gay marraige

      fuck you republicans!!

      yaya obama!!!!

      finally supports gay marraige

      fuck you republicans!!

      yaya obama!!!!

      finally supports gay marraige

      fuck you republicans!!

      • marcusmcgehee

        Take this shit elsewhere

      • pile0rocks

        Simply by commenting this way you prove your ignorance.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pjwatny Pieter-jan Watteny

      NICE INDEED πŸ™‚ but her face reminds me of boxxy O.O

    • testing

      either terrible photoshop or the worst boob job in history

  • Damn you

    Damn you debt! If I had a dollar for every time I looked at the DAR!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If I had a dollar for every time I just clicked [F5] I could buy ALL THE CHIVE SHIRTS!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • Damn you

        Sorry I push command 5…. I'm not a shitty PC user..

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh shit, so THAT's why it didn't work!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • Scotty

        You need a job….

        • Damn you

          I have the best job. We are always so slow that I chive all the time. So that means I get paid to chive!

          • Just Sayin'

            Could of posted #46 for first comment. You kinda suck. KC&CO.

            • YOU suck.

              *could have

    • Yes

      Thank you chive for no longer shoving pictures of your disgusting sisters in our face.

  • Scotty

    Great Article today. Bring back Things That Bounce Thursdays!

    • Jessie

      in case you missed the Washington Times article, it's really well done:
      http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborho

    • Kirk

      I'll second that. Would not mind # 41's idea about "Bridge the GAP" either.

    • KMAC173

      Things that Bounce Thursdays are missed, I'm sure if you requested the chivettes to help, they would!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000560606674 Gerry Saint

      Here you go buddy, a chivette video with enough bounce to make your head spin and say amen. And thank you all those beautiful chivettes!
      http://vimeo.com/m/37840547

      • gedda_g

        Dude. That is AWESOME! Get this guy a KCCO and a BFM NOW!

      • Hullabaloo

        nice vid there. truly a nice dedication

      • Scotty

        Nice Video buddy

      • Aussie

        Really well done!

        • Always Last

          Great video. Why won't they post it?

    • Toad

      And Tanline Tuesday while your at it

  • jbob

    DAR. Y U SO LATE?

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      The sweat shop making KCCO shirts was running on over time………

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #5 DA3 is LATE!!!

    • BabyFart Magizax

      Ooops *DAR

    • hmmm

      found #8 NSFW. and don't worry…she not a chivette. just another photo that Chive added text to make it seem like it was user submitted.
      http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&am

      • nyr8er

        nice find. tsk tsk chive!

  • Ricky

    !tsal er’uoy tsrif ton er’uoy fI

    • gungagaloonga

      Hold on, let me go get my mirror

    • Jax raging bile duct

      you, sir, have managed to take douche to a whole 'nother level.

    • Yroc

      Doesn't matter how you spell it, first is always a bad word 'round here.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      Hey Ricky! We don't take kindly to yer type round here!

      • Mattman

        We don't take kindly ter folks that don't take kindly 'round here!

        • nyr8er

          #13

    • Blake

      And if you type backwards you're a douche

  • CharlesnCharge

    #8 if those fake titties were any higher they'd be shoulder pads…

    • jbob

      are you gay?

      • robochick

        no, but you're obviously a douche and so is anyone who thumbs up comments like that-

        • JMiiBob

          A douche insinuates that he gets close to vagina.

          • robochick

            bullseye

          • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

            hey cool… another joke people can beat into the ground

            • robochick

              In true Chive fashion…I'm surprised some1 didn't make the "she's in the kitchen where she belongs" joke…nyuck nyuck nycuk, what is this 1955?

              • Ken

                I think she has a smoking body – who gives a shit if she has fake ones – what "Chiver" would say no to that?

                Only the nervous ones who say childish shit like, "Make me a sammich" I suppose.

        • jbob

          you're prolly one of those obama loving, north carolina hating type a person right now arent you?

          • rednecks suck

            I am

          • Dan

            I didn't know you could actually type a hillbilly accent, congrats

            • Burt

              Fuck you fagget

              • oh boy

                u can't even spell your slurs right you gene pool runoff-

    • 650

      liking titties THAT fake almost makes youuuu gay – it's like a flexed bicep on a chest. are you into that?

      • 650

        killer ass though, for sure

        • Tim

          This chivette is smoking. Fake boobs or not.

          • Blow me Hootie

            it's always weird when guys say she's "smokin" when you can't even see her face…

            • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

              It's also why god invented paper bags

              • Shazam

                God didn't invent the paper bag! Margaret Knight did! GOOGLE IT

          • mike

            not a chivette. Anne from supertangas. http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&am

      • ed wood

        agreed- they're super fake…and yes she does have a great ass no doubt

      • Chinese Kurt Loder

        yes

      • Burt

        Go fuck yourself cock wrangler

    • GreatAss

      Her boobs are awesome. Period. Great ass, too

      • jjj

        Agree. Additionally, I don't know people make a big deal out whether they are fake or not. I'll take a pair of bolt on's over some ugly tits any day.

        • MattKL

          Same here. If a nice pair get in my face, I'm not going to check and see if they're natural.

          • haha

            someday you'll touch a breast Matt, someday…

    • Mitch

      Doesn't matter, still fapped.

    • DanTheMan

      Nicest ass I think ive ever seen on here

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i'm pretty sure i don't care. her body is awwwweesoooome!

    • Loud@theClouds

      Who cares if they're fake, you guys are gay, do you want to know how much they cost too?

      • Lotus

        Don't agree with me = gay. Kids these days are too good at arguing.

        • KCFC

          http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/girls/tangas/st-… Sweet Jeebus…those are AWESOME fake titties and she is SMOKIN' hot. Even gay guys would appreciate her body…not sure if there is something beyond gay but yeah, you'd have to be some kind of uber-fag to not wanna tap that

      • chelsea chivette

        i actually am gay. (lesbian) and while i am supportive of her choice to put her fake wonderful bewbs out on the internet, i much rather prefer the au naturale variety. but either way… bewbs. don't be a hater because someone has fake tits. and don't use the word "gay" to mean negative things. pretty sure you don't hate the gays. (some of us have tits too)

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      about breakfast, i will have some of those buns you are cooking

    • mojo77

      #8 We need MOOOOAAARRR!

      • Faceplate

        Google supertangas.com and look up Anna

    • nick

      old pic is old

    • Bigshev

      Doesn't matter she's cooking bacon.

    • djp

      There's nothing fake about the nookie she'd throw down, however.

    • AmishElvis
    • Rfarrt

      Seriously?….. Dream on dude. You come on this website to check out beautiful women that you could never be with and then you insult them? Gimme a break!

    • chris

      Best ass on the Chive. MOAR

    • Civil Rob

      Ya but she could cook my breakfast anyday!

      • davo

        "they're fake" = "i have a girlfriend with no tits, but i pretend i prefer it like that"

        • its_forge

          Nothing in the world wrong with small boobies.

    • its_forge

      Unless she's got a face like a mud fence, which I seriously doubt, who the hell cares, she looks fine to me. And I'm not really a fan of plastic either.

  • Sophie

    Welcome to the DAR Steph, stay adorable, and stay strong

    Warmest Regards,

    This many thumbs ——>

    • http://twitter.com/Dabooshy @Dabooshy

      Beat it to the ground, Steph!

      • chiefer

        I turned 35 this year. For my birthday, my father died of leukemia. Yep, right on my 35th birthday. He died right in front of my eyes. I didn't really get a birthday this year, and I'm pretty much scared shitless of my next birthday. So Steph, for my birthday, I want you to kick leukemias ass. Nothing would make me happier then to hear that you are healthy and happy. Fuck cancer and KCCO!!!

        • David

          Chiefer, i agree with you. Today is my birthday and i command that Steph Fuck cancer. Fuck it right in its stupid little asshole.

    • GAChiver

      #46 Yes welcome. Keep Calm & Fuck Cancer!

      • AJ Buffalo

        Chive should do a Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer shirt – Proceeds going to cancer research. Crazy Money, and I'd be proud to wear that shit…

        • http://twitter.com/Aowyn77 @Aowyn77

          Best idea ever!! KCCO and LOTS of ❀ to you Stephen and Steph. My dad was diagnosed with bladder cancer in 2009, now almost 3 years in remission. Thank God!!! We lived KCCO then and now. We are all here for you and behind you 10000000000%

          <3, a loyal Chivette

          • DDD

            Yep, my mom kept calm and Beat cancer ……… i would rock that shirt proudly

        • http://mission170.blogspot.com Martyn

          Absolutely agreed – C'mon Jon/Bob, get it designed. Where can I get one?

        • MattKL

          Oh hell yes! I would wear that shirt with pride.

        • Lilbluecar

          KCCO Steph. Kick cancer in the ass and tell it to fuck off and on its way out give it a message from all the other chivers "may you forever burn in hell cancer". You guys Stay strong. I'll shall design this shirt and submit it to the chive.

        • d1sturbed91

          Such a great idea. They wouldn't be able to keep that one in stock either just to support cancer research

        • Butthole surfer

          Great idea! My dad has multiple myleoma, he could use a shirt like that! Please make it happen Chive

      • http://www.facebook.com/mprado28 Mikey Wins

        Stephen and Stephanie sometimes life throws you unimaginable trials and they are best overcome with the support of others, you guys have an entire community! KCCO

        Chive on friends!
        From Illinois State University

      • Joe

        Hang tough. You can beat it. We are all behind you.

      • Soon...

        GO STEPH !!!

        KCFC…KEP CALM FUCK CANCER!!!

      • CelticCoyote

        KCFC Steph

    • Question_Mark_

      KCFC!!!

    • BloodScrubber

      Rock on Steph! KCFC and KCCO! B)

      • Smokeater

        KCFC! Kick it's ass!!

    • Fabi

      KCCO Steph! My sister beat leukemia in the 80s you can too! Best wishes Fuck cancer and fight on!

    • sfb101

      Fuck cancer Steph! KCCO too.
      We're all pulling for you!

    • Gabe

      KCFC and Chive Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • Trig

      From England our message to you Steph is keep a stiff upper lip and kick cancer in the balls!

    • Atlanta Chivette

      You have the backing of the Chive. KC&FC. Also, Thank you Sophie for getting this on the first page. The people that posted before you and didn't post Steph could be better Chivers!

    • Poopy McPoopster

      I hope cancer gets aids and dies

    • Lefty

      Make cancer your bitch Steph! KCCO

    • http://mission170.blogspot.com Martyn

      +1. KCCO&FC.

      My mom and mom-in-law have both beaten cancer. My grandad-in-law is kicking it in the nuts right now. You can too.

      GO GIRL!

    • Sebastian

      Hi Steph! KCCO from the NorthWest!

    • Ditto

      KCFC and Chive On

    • raffy

      May God watch over you Steph.

      Keep Calm and FUCK CANCER!!

    • Ryan

      Many peo

      • Ryan

        Stupid phone. Many people beat cancer, just like I did. So will you! KCCO!!

    • GA Rebel

      KCCO! We're all behind you.

    • mark

      KC & FC
      our prayers are with you

    • Cooper

      Keep cal and know the chivers have got whatever you need, girl! –an army chiver

    • VicChiver

      Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer, Steph!

    • Kristie

      Fuck Cancer!! KCCO Steph , we are all rooting for you! You can beat it! ❀

    • Old man Chiver

      Hi Steph, KCFC and keep rocking that smile Little Lady

    • discowheels

      Hi Steph. KCCO and FUCK CANCER!! You can beat it!

    • Lowrent75

      Lost my mom four years ago. Beat that shit up Steph! Eff Cancer

    • Acesevens

      Stay calm and kick more ass than a donkey. God bless.

    • James B.

      KCCO! Fuck cancer and keep strong!

    • http://twitter.com/JoshBaker82 @JoshBaker82

      Steph, fuck cancer. Beat that son of a bitch like it owes you money. You can do this. Never stop fighting. We've got your back.

      • http://twitter.com/JoshBaker82 @JoshBaker82

        Oh, and an idea for the Keep Calm Fuck Cancer shirts…could be done in pink for the ladies and blue for the guys. Those are the recognized colors for cancer awareness. Just an idea…

    • VMI93

      KCFC, Steph.

      God Speed

    • Shkolly

      KCCO… We're fighting there with you.

    • aaaaa

      i hate the chive, buti hate cancer more good luck

    • macs scumstache

      good luck to you two.

    • tiramisu21

      I've lost so many to cancer, but I don't want to lose you. You are beautiful through 'n through. You were put on this Earth for a reason. Your journey took a big hit, but we are all with you. I want you to succeed. I am here to accept you for who you are and to encourage you to be who you want to be. Please take my strength and kick cancer in the nuts for me. xoxo

    • Micah

      Keep Calm and fuck cancer, Steph!

    • Tyler

      My dad had throat cancer last year, he never smoked in his life. now he is cancer free..we all kept calm and chived on. now it's time for you to kick that cancers ass..KCCO

      • SuperDanMan4290

        Steph…KCCO…You can do this!! I will be praying for you. F*ck Cancer!

        Best,

        ~Superdanman

    • Binx

      Keep Calm & Stay Strong

      • Mario

        Stay strong and beat that sh*t. Best wishes for you

    • Jery

      KCFC!!!

      …and always KCCO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jason.ordeneaux Jason Ordeneaux

      Stay strong Steph.

    • Everybody

      Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer Steph!!! The whole of the Chive is with you

      Love,
      Everybody

    • Charles Radbourne

      You're too effing strong for cancer, Steph; it picked the wromg chivette to mess with!

    • MI -Ryan

      KC&FC!

      Good luck, Stephanie and Stephen. Prayers go out to all who are fighting the battle against cancer, whether winning or losing. WIN this one! Beat leukemia with a big ugly stick!

      Ryan, Michigan chiver, melanoma survivor.

    • Lise

      KCCO Steph!

      best of luck .. kick that cancers ass.. you go girl!!!

    • Irish

      Damn straight. It's time all Chivers KCCO'd at one time so we can kick cancer's ass. We can use all the natural energy each Chiver possesses and send the positive love to Steph.

      Go 46

    • Alouicious

      Kick it's ass Steph, you got this.

  • richalds

    almost made it

  • tkokilroy

    #5 im jealous of that sticker….

  • fpbb005

    Finally!!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #45 Im wearing my shirt to the IRS building when i turn in my taxes hopefully it will work the same way

    • https://www.facebook.com/nathan.henry.315 Nathan Henry

      hope so it was a good night

    • bob onnitt

      El Paso…I spent a month there one night!!

    • Devin_Medrano

      I wish you luck on your brave endeavor, kind sir. Report your results back to us fellow chivers afterwards.

    • Hunter X

      No self-respecting Chiver would be an IRS agent…

  • http://twitter.com/MattBestic @MattBestic

    I've been on a bit of a Carl Sagan kick since yesterday's DAR post. Here is one of my favorite videos of ALL TIME. You'll be better off after viewing it, I promise.

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      I feel like if Carl Sagan did your Eulogy he'd make your life sound pretty pointless…

      And Bestic I would follow you on twitter, but it appears you dont use it – Dr. Leppiwinks

      • http://twitter.com/MattBestic @MattBestic

        I don't get into the twitter thing very much….my life is pointless and no one wants to know what the hell I'm doing anyway.

    • Nick

      #41 Wow…

    • killa cal

      that was sweet. Link please

      • http://twitter.com/MattBestic @MattBestic
    • Jensu

      Goes without saying you have officially become a Saganite. His books are awesome, KCCO mate

      • http://twitter.com/MattBestic @MattBestic

        Agreed Jensu. I've read them all. The chapter in The Pale Blue Dot titled "The Marsh of Camerina" is my favorite.

    • Kristie

      Me too! Love this. Also the best speech ever by Charlie Chaplin. Has made me cry everytime Ive watched it the past 20 times Ive watched in the past 2 days πŸ™‚

      • http://twitter.com/MattBestic @MattBestic

        Kristie, is this what you are referring to? If so, it's amazing. I've never seen the film but I will be sure to do that in the very near future. KCCO

    • Poke4Life

      Talk about a mind job!

    • jughead

      I agree, Carl Sagan was brilliant. He helped many people look past the lies that hold humanity back. in the big picture we are insignificant except to those around us. Live the life that makes you happy. Nothing else matters. And if somebody tries to tell you different, Fuck it. You only get one shot at life, you might as well enjoy it. P.s. If you like Carl Sagan may I suggest Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawkin, Penn Jillette and George Carlin.

    • stardust

      I have a poster of this amazing speech on my wall. This video is awesome I just wish the music was a bit quieter so we could hear Sagan.

    • nocky

      heres an even better one… same thing, just different images and music and easier to hear his voice

    • _McCool_

      Background music was way too loud. Could hardly hear that fantastic speech because of it.

  • Lisa

    #1 All your friends are fucking delicious.

    • reaperMEDIC

      #1 A true story about cops. Hahahaha! (I couldn't resist)

    • Frank

      So are mine, Pig, so are mine…

    • reaperACTUAL

      mmmmmm….friends……

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #48 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    • Daniel Tosh

      Stop being lazy and wait in line like everyone else.

    • manimal

      Happy friken birthday Sarah! You are one sexy ass chivette!

    • nothankyou

      Happy bday cum slut.

      • rob

        Please stop breathing our air.

    • Happy Camper

      Thanks for sharing your sexy and on your B-Day… Happy Birthday

    • BakedGhost

      HAPPY FUCKING BDAY TO THE SEXIEST CHIVETTE EVER.

  • tudi frudi

    #44 Your husband will certainly be minding that amazing gap after being gone so long-

    • tudi frudi

      And thank him for his service!

      • Doc

        Oh, she will…

    • lookather

      Yeah and you must have had a lot of fun with the plumber while he was away skank.

      • mel

        rude

      • raffy

        uncalled for you dick

      • GomerPyle

        Ass

      • GA Rebel

        GTFO prick

      • truth

        You really are pathetic.

      • SGT_Fati

        DIE fuck head. Thank you.

      • hijifli

        Hey fuck face-do me a favor, go take a long walk off of a short cliff. The Chivette is actually a friend of mine. Makes me think that your other half must have had some fun with the cable guy. Bitterness will eat you alive-KCCO!!!!

    • oopieceacandy

      Go troops! He sure as something to look forward too

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      Thank you for your service and I hope your wife jumps your bones when you back for the sake of her hotness!

    • Jealous GI

      Wish mine looked like you. Wow, you look absolutely amazing. Very lucky guy.

  • Mad_Hittman

    #8 Yes please! Could you, umm, turn around and serve it to me?

    • Lulatsch

      I'd give my fistborn to see the frontside!

      • JHL1

        fistborn?
        How the hell does that work?

        • DrGarnicus

          Fapping!

    • Grant

      Need not want.

    • hellyeah

      whores gonna whore

    • Jsin

      Seriously hot, makes me want breakfast!

    • https://www.facebook.com/s.cartagena76 Sergio Cartagena Colón

      PUÑEEEE!!!!

    • dirtysteve99

      looks like a bad boob job, Im happy with this angle.

      • What?

        i hate when u can see the bag lines in there boobs. poor choice of surgeon/ he picked the wrong bag size. Hard to believe people will try to save money on a surgery that can permanently alter their appearance. take a heads up and ask to see past work preferably all of the past jobs they have done, so you don't end up looking like that cat faced lady or a stripper

    • mojo77

      MOAR!!!!

    • okay

      NSFW http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&am

      she's not a chivette…just another pic they added text to make it seem like it was user subbmitted.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Well fucking done sir. Productivity just died at work.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #12 I have the weirdest boners right now.

    • Tim

      I have the whitest boners right now.

    • Mike L.

      Add +1 to your thumbs, I was loling and hit thumbs down by mistake. I suck, Im sorry, KCCO.

    • Cap'n Dildo

      You job looks hard. I bet your boss is a dick.

  • Rawsker

    Refresh refresh refresh

  • BrazilJiuJitsu

    #8 MOAR!!!

  • argh

    #33 Holy shit is that kid going 2 catch hell when he gets 2 high school…

    • whyme1973

      Oh the stigma of sucking titties. The kids making fun of him would just be wishing they could take his spot. Mommy is kind of a hottie.

      • Anon

        Yah but no one wants to suck their own hot moms tits.

        • bob

          Unless their nice titties…

          • Ryan

            Not even then.

      • Devin_Medrano

        Hell I'm jealous of him lol, that mom's smoking

    • ThatJoshGuy

      … and in College he'll be everyone's hero.

    • Smokeater

      That's a weird looking kitchen

      • robochick

        u unoriginal douchewad-

    • Kevatator

      Is it weird that this kinda turned me on?

      • http://twitter.com/Exile714 @Exile714

        Depends on your definition of weird. Against society's accepted notions? Yup. But if a majority of people have the same reaction, can you really call it weird.

        Also, yoga pants!

    • myPal

      only thing he's going to be catching is the luckiest kid in the world award

      • Deelight

        that's if u bang a hot teacher numbnutz-

    • Slixx

      What a cow

    • oopieceacandy

      Hell id suck those titties the lucky bastard

      • fact

        She also feeds a 5-year-old to satisfy her sick sexual needs. Disgusting.

        • Waffled

          I agree its sick. probably not sexual

    • Hank Scorpio

      Oedipus complex, the beginning.

    • Martin

      What an adorable 46 month old.

      • Deelight

        I know, that's fuuuuuuucked up

      • WTF!!!

        lol

    • paulhitchcock

      Nothing like creating attachment issues that are going to plague the kid for the rest of his life.

      • MylesofStyles

        It could be worse. He could have grown up with the word "cock" in his name.

        • kigero

          Are you mam enough

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    Just that. And meow I'm gonna stare at that for a while…

    Oh! And Happy Birthday Leo! ❀ I suppose it's YOUR FUCKING FAULT DAR IS LATE!!??!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap…
    mmmmMMMmMMmMMMMeeEEEEeeEEEEooOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!1!!!

    • forever alone

      paula_ use your background stalking knowledge to rid thechive comments of such vulgarism u know what im talking…NOW GO…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have no idea what'cha talking about Willis, but would you clean that up for me meow?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Oy! I said 'clean up', not 'lick up'!1!

    • Chris KCCO

      go away your annoying

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Four words, four errors. Impressive! You must be an regular Chiver!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

        • Chris KCCO

          It's nice you one up yourself. Too bad no one likes you. Also is that you in your profile pic?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Sigh, that was bait asshat… Chivers bite too easy…
            Do you like my hair? I'm a proud redhead…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

            • Spx1

              The biggest question for me is, where did you get the idea you have "fans"?

          • JHL1

            *Go
            *away;
            *you're
            *annoying.
            Also, every intense debate profile gets an automatic +1 upon posting a comment. Paula_ didn't one up himself.

            • Chris KCCO

              Damn..

        • Dr_StrangePants

          I'm just going to take a moment to interject:

          You must be " a " (not an ) regular Chiver.

          ~ Perennially Anal Ex-ESL Tutor.

          • Chris KCCO

            I'm not a regular just discovered not to long ago

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Congrats ("congratulations") on taking the bait. ❀
            You fell for it. Paula outsmarted you. You were Pwned!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too – insanely great"

    • Vent187

      Paula you suck, I'm sorry.

  • Heisenberg

    Bring back TGIFs!!!

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 Johnny-5 is aliv…. gay?

    • Binx

      NO DISASSEMBLE!

  • Sarah

    Happy BDay Sarah Jay! #48

    Also, there be KCCO Blacks in the chivery bookshelf

    • http://lehighdesigns.com usmc_chiver

      KCCO Blacks all gone πŸ˜₯ <– Sad Day

      • winfields

        and $38 + shipping too

      • B Dub

        Go to the Chivety ,scroll to bottom, hit green Cats Cradle book for selling page!
        Still there this morning 12-05-11 @ 6:46 MST.
        Good luck and KCCO

        • B Dub

          Oops. Darn iPhone. Go to theChivery obviously.

          • Always Last

            Rock on B Dub!!! Just got mine!!!

    • Graham

      Didn't even mind that they were $38. Shut up and Take My Money!

    • fixed it

      Keep calm and whore on.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ssshhhh
      casting too much light on the elusive shadow means fewer still will be able to embrace its shroud.

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