If this post doesn’t make you want bacon, then I’m afraid we can’t be friends anymore (40 Photos)

Pre lubed

I was going to look up a really cool "I love bacon" type of picture, but I think that one pretty much covers it. Is it wrong to have the weirdest hard on right now.

Ya. Make a pizza. Put eggs on it.

blowjobs are nice too

That my friend is the seal of approval.

My question exactly.

#2 should be sold as a box set with BaconLube (yes, it's real)

i have a jar of that sitting in my fridge…reminds me need to get more

I like bacon as much as the next guy but damn the internet sounds like the dog from the beggin'strips commercial way back

^This. I mean, there's nothing bad about bacon, but it's getting a little out of hand. Baconnaise? For real? If that's not the breaking point, that Bacon shake is.

Agreed! thisn applies to cats too IMO

back in my day you would just eat your bacon and STFU about it.

The internet has turned normal, everyday things into crazy trending topics. Bacon, mustaches, Toms, etc. I mean, I can only hear about this stuff so much before it just becomes white noise.

Thank you for posting this LMAO

Burgess Meredith was so good in this.

If'n you're drinking your dinner, you need all that bacon to metabolize the alcohol and delay liver poisoning.

You have obviously never tasted the deliciousness that is bacon cupcakes.

Amen Brother. Amen

they're not doing it out of appreciation for bacon, they're doing it for themselves

You damn skippy. Some of this is good but bacon on cupcakes? It's like it loses all meaning.

Imon the road before 6 am that ain't early enough to jog 5 miles cook and eat I wish I could get up at 6 and have time to do all of that

you are obviously not gay, dear sir.

Dude that sounds so bomb. . . Great I'm not off until five and you've ruined every meal until I can do just that.

P.S.- Ron Season style turf and turf

exactly. i don't care if it does kill me, i would jump on that grenade in half a heartbeat

That's not what I pictured when I thought of the term "bacon thong" – which, the more I think about it…

Bacon is actually one on the foods Neanderthals ate and they were all skinny and never died of heart disease cancer or any of those. If you have never heard of the paleo diet then you probably didn't know that bacon and other meats actually lower cholesterol and force your body to burn more glucose(sugar and carbs) which makes you lose stored fat causing you to become skinner not fat. It is actually grains in excess that makes people gain wait.

Basically what this means is Your a moron for believing that meats such as delicious bacon make people fat.

I agree. At least this one is cooked. The raw ones are gross. Girl is pretty cute tho.

Am I the only one who thinks this girl looks like Olive Oyl?

Bacon? Bra? Oh ok now I see it!

Neither is the girl :/

Especially when your skin has not seen the light of day.

Sounds like something my hero Ron Swanson would say