It’s summer, say goodbye to your annoying roommates (23 Photos)

  • cpl alvarez

    success i got my bfm 3D!!!!!!

  • _wayfarer

    I just got my BFM!!!!!!! Finnaly! 😀

  • chrisdg74

    BFM shirts went on sale early. Ordered a BFM 3D 5 minutes ago.

  • Blue bronco

    Might as well burn that mattress while your at it

  • Ace

    And I finally got a Bill F&#$&n Murray tshirt. After trying for the longest time I was able to get one before it sold out in 25 seconds.

  • iceman

    T-shirt clusterfuck again, the whole site is down? Again, good job guys!!!!!!!!!

  • Shat_Thrice


    That is funniest fucking thing on Earth

  • Token Black Chiver

    ALREADY GOT MY BILL FUCKIN MURRY!!!!!! <<< Yes all caps because BILL

  • sfb101

    Who cares, I finally got a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ChivingAttorney

    I wonder if it is acceptable to wear a tie with the new black KCCO shirt and chive on in to court with it. The Judge shouldn't mind right?

  • Monte Chiver

    #8 Also, please don't jerk off in the living room while they are here!


    #23 cracks me up every time

  • Krete590

    Thanks for the heads up Spencer! Got the Black KKCO shirt!

  • Daniel Calugan

    These are just some of the reasons I choose to live alone 🙂

  • motojunky27

    really liked this post

  • Chen

    #19 is in 3D !!!

  • RoMo478

    Wish my roommate was addicted to the Chive like me so he could see this…

  • Lisa

    Pretty sure most of these are from the PassiveAgressiveNotes blog, which is goddamn hilarious. Love all of these, especially the sad butter one.

  • Mr. Tea

    I'm glad my roommates were generally cool guys. At least we didn't have to leave notes for each other.

    Although pro tip to any roommate – Don't leave fajita meat in the fridge for 6 months.

  • forever alone

    good thing i live alone

  • Craigery

    #2 Thank "G*d" you scribbled out that bad word!

  • Craigery

    #11. Oh don't you worry, I'll be checking on her frequently.

  • Craigery

    #15 I'm glad you crossed out those words so thoroughly. I'm not sure what I would have done if I had been able to read them.

  • clips323

    lol i drew this too one day at work on boxes of materials……….

  • Craigery

    #19 You could have cleaned the cup yourself in less time than it took to do your little passive-aggressive arts and crafts project.

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