It’s summer, say goodbye to your annoying roommates (23 Photos)

success i got my bfm 3D!!!!!!

I just got my BFM!!!!!!! Finnaly!

BFM shirts went on sale early. Ordered a BFM 3D 5 minutes ago.

#1
Might as well burn that mattress while your at it

And I finally got a Bill F&#$&n Murray tshirt. After trying for the longest time I was able to get one before it sold out in 25 seconds.

T-shirt clusterfuck again, the whole chivery.com site is down? Again, good job guys!!!!!!!!!

#19

That is funniest fucking thing on Earth

ALREADY GOT MY BILL FUCKIN MURRY!!!!!! <<< Yes all caps because BILL

Who cares, I finally got a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if it is acceptable to wear a tie with the new black KCCO shirt and chive on in to court with it. The Judge shouldn't mind right?

#8 Also, please don't jerk off in the living room while they are here!

#23 cracks me up every time

Thanks for the heads up Spencer! Got the Black KKCO shirt!

These are just some of the reasons I choose to live alone

really liked this post

#19 is in 3D !!!

Wish my roommate was addicted to the Chive like me so he could see this…

Pretty sure most of these are from the PassiveAgressiveNotes blog, which is goddamn hilarious. Love all of these, especially the sad butter one.

I'm glad my roommates were generally cool guys. At least we didn't have to leave notes for each other.

Although pro tip to any roommate – Don't leave fajita meat in the fridge for 6 months.

good thing i live alone

#2 Thank "G*d" you scribbled out that bad word!

#11. Oh don't you worry, I'll be checking on her frequently.

#15 I'm glad you crossed out those words so thoroughly. I'm not sure what I would have done if I had been able to read them.

#23
lol i drew this too one day at work on boxes of materials……….

#19 You could have cleaned the cup yourself in less time than it took to do your little passive-aggressive arts and crafts project.