These signs might just save your life (20 Photos)

  • loyal chivette

    love this post!

    • LuvsHorror

      And you're first!

      • Xearo

        And you didnt say first!

    • Come@meBro

      And thank you for not simply posting the word "first" like an asshole.

      • Guest

        I love your screen name man. that joke's only what… 6 years old now?

  • Panigale

    Never underestimate the stupidity of 'mericans.

    • ret

      This American stupidity saved a lot of European asses a few years ago. Not once but twice. Just saying.

      • Soviets won the war

        You missed ard from the end of your name, Mr History.

      • Greg

        You're a clueless dumbass, who lets Hollywood teach him "facts". Well done, you're the American stereotype we want the rest of the world to forget.

      • Mathias

        No, you didn't. The russians were pushing from the other side, so eventually the Nazis would have been defeated. It was the Russians who freed Berlin, not Americans. America didn't want to help the Europeans. It wasn't until Japan hit Pearl Harbor that America even got involved.

        And that still doesn't explain why Americans need signs for everything.

      • Jiub

        Im sorry, not even once.

      • Mark

        What exactly did America do in Europe? Nothing!

    • Dr. Fap

      Because Americans are the only country that posts signs in English. #4 and #2 are definitely from America.

      • Billy

        heard dat

        • Huh...

          You're an annoying little fucker.

          • CzarCzarBinks

            and you're an ignorant little fucker aren't you?

    • Greyhead

      #11 Seen at a train station in England
      Try visiting America there are some nice people over there, honest.

      • Panigale

        The USA is a superpower, no doubt about it. But the current president is a socialist in disguise, he is a modern day robin hood. This country is slowly releasing it's grip on being the greatest nation in the world. Too much debt, to few jobs, too much spending and the list can go on forever. The US people have an entitlement mentalitly when it comes to there freedom and way of life, and the government feeds it. Medicaid and Medicare, food stamps and unemployment are abused beyond belief. #$@#%@#@#$@#!!!!! They're are a lot of intelligent, brave and strong people in the USA, but FUCK!!!! The majority need to wake up!!!

        • sorry but it's true

          You're right about the entitlement mentality. It's that same mentality that's causing most American's to not be able to see this simple truth:

          The gravy train is over.

        • monocogger

          I will 100% agree with you on this. However, NOT all Americans are this way. I refuse to be lumped into this description.

    • Trexx

      If you don't like 'merica, you can giiiit out!

    • Shazam!

      You're typing on a device that was invented America into a network that was invented in America while surfing an American site. Every modern convenience you use every single day and every single thing that sustains and maintains your life was likely invented and perfected in America. MURCANS ARE SO STUPID!!

      • mcdeeter

        The irony of this comment is baffling. I honestly can't even tell if that is a joke.

        • Someguy

          Nether can I. My device is Canadian, and the network ( Internet) was invented and built by CERN. The site is American though, so there's that I suppose.

          • Dan

            Mcdeeter and Someguy…I love you both 🙂
            Shazam, ignorance is nothing to boast about.

      • Panigale

        You're living in the past shazam. The word "convenience" is perfect for the lifestyle of the majority of murcans. Where is that computer made genius? Or the shirt on your back, how about dat der keyboard? Wonder where that sumbitch was made at? We owe china 10 trillion dollars and our debt exceeds our GDP, and it's getting higher every second. We have been living on our predecessors accomplishments for some time now. Every "power house" nation since the beginning of time thought they were invincible. History shows that nothing lasts forever. USA won't be any different if we stay on the current path.

        • ThankyouDr.Who

          I am ready for the shit to hit the fan I have my house out in the middle of no where and plenty of people in on the whole end of the world thing that are going to join together and we shall be independant and sustained by ourselves and we have lots of guns and ammo and ways to make more. Also we have women sooooo…. we will live on.

      • P90

        First electronic computer created by Englishman Tommy Flowers in 1943.
        World Wide Web created by Englishman Tim Berners-Lee.
        I'm not defending the anti-Americanism but you really need to make sure you have your facts straight when posting a response.

        • insanity is better

          P90 you're kind of a douche. 2 things, first is you probably had to google your facts , which is gay. Secondly, if you actually knew those facts off the top of your.head then that confirms the.fact that u are a douche.

          • P90

            I'm a douche because I learned something, yeah that point of view really dosen't help to dispel the 'Stupid-American' stereotype does it.

            • Steve

              I think that – without question – confirms P90 is NOT a douche…but the other guy is!

    • bob

      I just farted. What were you guys saying?

  • Leddy420


  • Joe Martinez Jr.


    • Wrecktum


  • Hm.

    #12 You don't say?

    • yuuup86

      For sidewalk plows in the winter.

    • Optimus_prime

      Quick somebody call Shel Silverstein!

  • BostonChiver34

    'Merica..Fuck Yea!

    Chive On from Boston!

    • Urethra Franklin

      Man I love BOSTON!!! SO WICKED

    • Master_Rahl

      I echo the Boston Chive On! Back Bay.

    • BostonRugger

      Shouldn't we be saying Yankees suck?

      • Excuse me...

        Have you seen the Red Sox?

        • BostonRugger

          I just meant that's what a typical Bostonian writes/says randomly.

          The Red Sox are doing piss poor and I love it because it will get rid of all the band wagoners.

          • Simon

            I understood your original joke…and I'm not American!

  • Johnnybravo60025

    Gingerbread man? #17

  • hark1985

    #1 you don't say

    • winfields

      Probably has braile on the sign… ya know, to help blind people?

      • Jebus

        It's for snowplows in winter

        • Jay

          Yea .. I agree with the second guy

          • Shrug

            First guys right. That's actually at my place of work, a university in England. The drawing of stairs is raised so the blind can feel it. Why it actually says stairs is a mystery… as is the fact that it is the ONLY set of stairs on campus that has the sign

  • Drew


    Someone call Shel Silverstein. I think he was looking for that.

    • Optimus_prime

      I probably should have scrolled down a little before posting almost the exact same thing….

    • Lisa

      Childhood references FTW!

    • yup

      Eureka, CA. People from that are spend a little too much time smoking mother nature.

  • Trav1121

    Haha Oh how society has fallen… The only reason these signs are needed is because some people need them. How sad. At least we can get some amusement from it. XD

    • Greg

      Actually, I think the reason we have these signs is because people THINK we need them, which is worse than actually needing them!

  • Duchmaster

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • canadianchivet

      What did the five fingers say to the face?…?

      • StickyWickets

        Cooold Bloodeeeed

    • Classy

      Fuck yo couch!

  • thedude325

    #4 I'll die wherever I damn well please, thank you.

  • lmfao

    i dedicate this entire post to the company i work for! oh and GF lmfao gizzzzz

  • @jrkuy

    I like the one with the sign in it.

  • DrMa7moud

    #10. Should respect his privacy and close it

  • LuvsHorror

    #10 Don't want the cows to get out.

  • Nac B

    #4 <img src="">This is something completely personal.Please keep your hands off , let me die<img src=""&gt;

  • A.J.R

    This was a great post!

  • mikeltn

    Instant Classic #19

  • Come@meBro

    #19 I think I peed a little!

    • Craigery

      Might want to talk to your doctor about that.

  • whyme1973

    Thank you Mr. Obvious, you're a life saver.

  • glenn

    #19…. doesn't !?!

    • Craigery


    • Carl

      Nothing wrong with glenn's post. He's correct. I'm sure his intention wasn't to be funny, merely educational, which everyone needs.
      Unless you were suggesting, in the same way as Glenn, that one of the words on the sign should be replaced with the word, "Humour". If that's the case, then I'm lost.

      • Booger T. Washington

        too much to read Carl…

  • @TXStrat

    AWESOME!!!! Great memories from number 7! No right turn except for next junction at Rufus Stone. I know EXACTLY where that sign is on the A31 in southern England. I used to pass about twice a month driving from Lulworth area in southern Dorset to NW London. Chive on in the UK from Texas!

    • immmm

      I know that sign. It actually makes sense when you're on the road – remembering that they drive on the left in England and that sign's on a four lane highway.

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 Where's the fun in that?

    • Underbaker

      Wouldn't that be on the inside where you can't see it if the box was closed?

    • Wrecktum

      I eat box all the time. It's delicious.

  • Master_Rahl

    #18 Take THAT, obese cars!

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