Wipe your boots off before entering my bachelor pad (40 photos)

  • Myst

    #9 would make for some sweet pics

    • Jason

      You spelled sex wrong.

    • Myst

      Mmmm yes sex would be spectacular in this shower

    • myst

      yes omg i just got my kcco shirt and my 3d bfm shirt so excited

      • RY!

        whos salad did u toss for those?

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Mine, and I wish he would stop heating hot peppers

  • Dick Salad

    #38 pretty sure once they get here, they won't be leaving anyways…

    • kilpat

      Definitely some ominous organ music playing in the background

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1389806739 Bryan Mclaughlin

      I can see Casper living here with his uncles

      • Brutal Deluxe

        How can he live there if he's already dead?

    • _Moose_

      Neuschwanstein Castle

    • Freaksngeeks

      I don't think that counts as a bachelor pad cause Dracula had women vampires living there too…

    • nicolas

      I went there, its the Neuschwanstein Castle, and the inside of this castle is basically filled with swans pictures ans sculptures lol.. the king who made that castle was kind of like michael jackson.. its kinda gay/pedophilic.. lol

  • Canada

    What the hell is going on in #21??

    • Bhodi

      Burt Reynolds is having company.

      • Sterling Archer

        Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

    • figleaf

      There is ALL kinds of vintage epic-ness contained herein! Those reel-to-reels are too much.

    • chucklesclown

      Incredible things. That's what.

    • MathNerd

      Watching porn, to get her warmed up.

    • Jeff

      Pretty sure that's Hefner.

    • Mandalor

      Straight out of Billie D Williams libido, that's what

  • Mlsa37

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • Brutal Deluxe

      I could save even MORE time by reading this in one of the other posts you put up, you repetitive cocksmoker.

      • Mlsa37

        Or, you could save even MORE time by taking my advice the first time, you dick gobbling moron.

        • Philippine Chivette

          Relax! Go have your pissing contest somewhere else

        • Will

          God, get the cock out of your mouth and go take your BS elsewhere. I for one love fellow chiver's comments. Go bitch on a Fox News forum or something.

    • DaUndeadDodo

      Maybe we like corny comments! What then?

    • ChivetteK

      FInd something els to do

  • The guy

    I'll take 2! #16

    • techno_viking

      Call me crazy, but I'd rather live in a place big enough that I don't have to sleep under the stairs…

      • chucklesclown

        Just don't break any of the rules of the household, and you won't have to be confined to living under the stairs.

        • https://www.facebook.com/MichaelLynds Mike Lynds

          I think it's kinda cozy being under the stairs. Kinda like being on the top bunk or having a fort as a kid. I'm kinda cat-like in that way though I guess.

  • Zach

    #14 needs a bigger tv

  • Onlooker

    #21 Seriously? A reel-to-reel setup? Rotary phone? 13 inch black and white tv? Platform shoes? Red velvet couches? And lounge pants? Blast from the past bachelor pad maybe…

    • Guest

      I guess you don't recognize the ledgend sitting on the couch with her….

    • techno_viking

      All I saw was a blonde with a nice ass…

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

      it even looks like they're watching a porno.

  • just above

    ^ wasted time…

  • Jared


    Thats awesome.

    • Glenn

      Fron "Demolition Man?" The "psycho-sex" scene?

  • dgd

    #23 is my fave

  • t_black13

    #29 BRILLIANT !!

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.wilder.39 Robert Wilder

      Top notch idea

  • BoooLeo


  • Shanayyy

    #9 nice! #14 thats my new bed #26 I would say yes! thats my living room! but it looks way too white for me lol

    • Lisa


      • Jonnboy

        I'm tired of the stupid race card.. everyone get over it. and have some humor in your life.

        • tapsnapornap

          There was humour in it, you missed it.

    • F.S.M.

      #26 looks uncomfortable as hell. Men want to face the TV to watch the playoffs; your neck would be killing you in this tarded setup.

  • William


  • pass

    #5 is bad news after a few pints.

    • KayakAggie

      Damn, you beat me to it.

    • Kody

      Haha, glad you assessed the same danger!

    • fed

      or for that hot scandinavian model in high heels that you are bringing home. althought, pool party = win

      • rando


    • I likes mah drank

      I was wondering if someone was going to point that out…. Hell just manouvering through the screen door with out just running into it breaking it off the hinges and surfing it across the 10 ft concert pad is difficult enough. Let's add artsie steps and a water hazard.. Oh well beers up!

  • Mee

    is it just me or do 90% of these NOT look like a "mancave"

    • Mee

      EDIT: nvm misread bachelor pad for mancave somehow… :/

  • Justhrowit

    #33, #39
    Good combo!

    • whow

      my thoughts exactly. #33 is perfection.

  • Grant

    I can smell the pot in #21. Fantastic.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I can smell the pot in ALL of these.

  • John Poorman

    I want ALL of this!! I've gotta get back to work you guys…

  • BenCruz00

    #9 #11 #14 #17, Shut up and take my money!!! This is exactly what I'll be going for as soon as I hit it rich.

    • Csquaredapparel

      #17 all fun and games until you stub your toe at 3 in the morning trying to get to bed!

  • Brian

    # 28 looks like something out of a James Bond flick

  • jack of all trades

    #13 Imagine the compositions one could create with a view and solitude like that.

  • topdabadawg

    #6 Yo dawg, you said you like bathtubs, so we put a bathtub in your bathtub


    #21 so old it could be new again

  • RoMo478

    I'd love to wear my new KCCO shirt in one of these awesome pads…..but they sold out in like 10min. WoW but i still got a BFM so i'll KCCO til they become available again.

    • jack of all trades

      black chive shirts are hidden on the chivery site.

      • RoMo478

        thanks for the info i didnt know that. Although i would love a green on favorite color and all!

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