Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #4 NICE HUMP!!! KCCO Black shirts available right now!!!

    • 1/2FunAndDontCry


      • BookCase

        ?? what do you mean "NOT!"

        • 1/2FunAndDontCry


          • Not Again

            I just bought one!

    • Come at me bro

      Just got 2 thanks babyfart.

    • Shiguy

      Nice! Thanks for the heads up! Got mine!

    • GFY84

      Lies…all lies! They are not on the chivery, why you no say where they are?!?!

      • Billy

        Green book at the bottom of chivery page on shelf. Your fucking welcome. Got mine yesterday after crashing 100 times.

        • Joe

          Thank you Soo much man, just got two of them, you are a life saver!!

        • simon

          You sir, are GOD! KCCO

    • http://www.facebook.com/Vrolok013 Christopher Mata Campbell

      God damn! Thanks for the heads up, I almost died yesterday cause I missed them.

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        me too… waited and waited, and it payed off. my friends will be very happy

    • https://www.facebook.com/DjTie Tyler Bacik

      The early bird gets the Super Fucking Awesome Black KCCO shirts!!! Fuck Yeah!

    • DemBone

      Very sneaky chive!
      very well done.
      Thank you BabyFart Magizax for saying something cause I just got me one πŸ˜€

      • mikeltn

        Just got mine as well. Chive on my friends, chive on!

    • ScotchyMcScotcherson

      You sir are a hero to 3 very loyal Ottawa Chivers!!!

    • 'sota

      Only mens small left :/

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        that sucks 😦

      • try again

        Just ordered an L Mens.

      • huh?

        you dont know what your talking about

    • Shkolly

      The heads up is appreciated… GOT ONE!

    • Binx

      Black Ninja Tee's

    • saveferris1007

      I got the email after hitting the notify me button and giving my email address. SCORE!!!!

    • Machew

      Appreciate the heads up, made my day

      • thom

        $38 for a t-shirt? I have a KCCO and a BFM shirt and I am a full on Chiver and have submitted several items, but $38 for a t-shirt is a bit much for me.

        • sfb101

          – Arrives custom packaged in a reusable pouch crafted from the actual KCCO black fabric itself

          – Gold foil label

          – Hand stitched tag with green "C"

          – Special edition ghost gray typography

          – Still probably bulletproof

        • Nickwfierro

          Yeah. Way too much but I can't say I didn't buy one.

    • The_Dood

      Thank you sir. My buddy will be getting his first Chive shirt and this will round out my BFM and DAR.

    • medi

      Plus if you scroll on the way down and click on the treasure chest it'll give you a 10% off coupon code! chiveon! is the code just in case anyone is too lazy to check it out.

    • gotaBlackKCCOShirt

      You just made my day and my wife's as well. Good man!!

    • sfb101

      Kewl, thanks!

    • ballsmills

      Dicks already selling black KCCO shirts on ebay. WTF?

    • withoutaduobt

      yeah your awesome. Best first post EVER!!!!

    • supermastermindx

      fck they're out missed both of them. green and black

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        they had only restocked the black, no green. So don't feel too sad.. and I'm sure you'll see em again for sale one day

  • Jon


    • BabyFart Magizax

      If you aint first, your last!

      • BabyFart Magizax

        And ill beat the person that wants to… *you're

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          • BabyFart Magizax


            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              No, as the text I mentioned is to replace the 'ill' part. There's no period mid-sentence.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Damn, that's what I get for getting coffee. Fuck you BabyFart Magizax!
    Yet Paula's so fast, she… uhmm… so fast she… damn, … Ah! So fast she didn't have time to think up some witty comment yet! Ha!

    – Fan testimonial (see meow, even the insanely great agree I'm the secret to the Chives success): "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great: http://intensedebate.com/people/Ms_Bonkers "

    • Yup

      Go kill yourself

    • dumbpaula

      you sure you're not just making up those testimonials for yourself?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Not a single one of them. True story.

        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • insanely great

        nope it's a true story

    • Jebus

      Who will stop this guy?! Who…!!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm a guy meow?

        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    • bob

      Paula, why don't you ever post a comment? Your comments just seem to be self -promotion. Or is that why you get voted down? Just curious.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Post a comment? A comment on what?

        OH WAIT! There's photos on the top half of the page!!1! Wow! How nice!

        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

        • bob

          ok, well, don't comment on the photos. maybe say something vulgar, something interesting, something…anything?

        • TommyD

          i understand what youre doing……but your humor is kind of boring and horribly self promoting. i bet you cry a lot.

    • I heart etcrr

      Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions… when are they going to start making smart people?

    • carl

      Hey Paula! I just went poo-poo in my pants!

    • VjM

      I don't get it. Are you supposed to be annoying? Maybe that's your game. Everything from the Hugs, to the signature to the unfunny comments is like nails on a chalkboard. I've never read a single comment of yours and not thought…that person just doesn't get it. You try too hard.

      • whoamianyhow

        and you sir don't try hard enough πŸ™‚

      • Finkel

        I have bad news for you; YOU are the one not getting Paula…

    • chelsea chivette

      i just want to point out that paula's picture is of a "snotgurgle", which was the name of a mean troll in "david the gnome" books, before there was a david the gnome cartoon. i get that paula is a troll.. that's why it's funny. i just really wanted everyone to know that the specific kind of troll paula is, is called a "snotgurgle". google it. it's gross. πŸ™‚ chive on, from arkansas, the land of troll lore!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501204953 Jacob Christie

        Chive on yourself fellow Arkansan!

        I never have a problem with Paula, it's like she's another poster, just more elaborate with strange things to say. Better than most folks who cut someone down and demand hot chicks.

        -Fighting off a cold and trying to KCCO

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D1985 James Dobry

      Paula, you no longer should be welcome here. Chivers are nice people who are not about self promotion. All you do is troll, hate, and just be a total sh**. I think i speak for the chivers and chivettes that it's time for you to leave. The chive isn't for you.
      IT's last call, you can go where-ever you want but you can't stay here.

  • Matt

    #4 – yeah it's technically wrong, but who in hell's gonna stop her?
    (Story of her life, probably)

    • dashete

      She really wants that bear.

      • Boobies

        Bear says she too old!!

        • tehbox

          thats a find her if i ever saw one!!

    • stonewall_79

      Awesome ass by the way.

  • Logan

    #12. HA!!

    • da kid

      19 would drop you 20 what up

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #25 I'll be (right) back!

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    • Justin L

      come back paula

    • Holy Hell

      Nice to know that you are still around.

    • TommyD

      every family has a paula. You know, the family member you would sell into slavery for a Snickers bar. Seriously…….i would sell you.

  • https://www.facebook.com/luis.valencia.3785 Luis Valencia

    the Black KCCO shirts are available in the Chivery!! Scroll down and select the green book titled "Cat's Cradle". Enjoy!!!!

    • jetrome

      Gracias. Just snagged one

    • whosyopapi

      What a day. Finally got my green KCCO today, then decided to check out some videos on the chive before bed and noticed the DMA was already up… went through and saw this comment! Thank you sir, got myself a KCCO black! Seriously, one of the best days in a while.

    • D HUNT

      Thanks! Honestly best day ever, got a BFM shirt and now a black KCCO Shirt. Awesome!

    • Effing Shane

      Thank you sir. 3am here and you just made my night shift that much better.

    • Cory

      thanks man! i was bummed when i didn't get a green one earlier but just ordered my black KCCO!

    • Rebecca tb

      Dude you're awesome! Thanks so much!!!

    • lol

      went allllll day and you had to ruin it haha.. well i guess they had to be sold sometime.

    • Vector_Victor

      Thanks! just scored one!

    • Scott

      you made my night bud. got a BFM shirt missed the green one but i got the black one. your awesome

    • Mike

      Just got mine as well. Super pumped.

    • BPRugger

      What a day, what a day.

    • AussieChiver

      Thank you Luis. Just scored myself a Black!!! Chive On, dude

    • jto

      Thanks brother!

    • Dave

      Thank you sir, just scored a black KCCO!

    • André

      That's why you read the comments people. Thanks Luis.

    • Colby

      OH HELL YEAH! Officially becoming a Chiver now! I was PISSED when I had to miss the sale yesterday!

    • zsoileau

      I usually don't read the comments that often but today I thought I needed to. Just made my Friday that much better. Thanks Luis!

    • chris the medic

      And if you scroll to the trunk at the bottom first you'll find an added bonus!

      • Seattlechiver

        Dang…came into work today and thought I'd wait a couple hours to read DAR…big mistake.

    • http://twitter.com/Kylewut2 @Kylewut2

      Thanks Luis just made my Friday awesome!

  • etcrr

    #34 looks good from here

    • Paula is right

      Elevator music!

    • ChubChaser

      lets see the other one now..

    • etcrr 130p

      It looks good coz the camera guy in below the stairs and we can see under her skirt. Hence this is sexy and very nice and very good.

      • Martttrs

        Oh thanks I couldn't figure otherwise.;)

        • eh.

          Exactly! But this etcrr130p is just pointing out that the real etcrr only points out the blatantly obvious. His comments contribute nothing and just take up space in the comments section.

    • Grimey

      Upskirts? Lowest form of sleeze.
      Next you'll want pee cams.

      • john

        I agree, kinda creepy that this is posted. Stay classy Chive

    • i love lamp


      • Macy

        Except she probably had no idea that that picture was being taken. Disgusting. Stay with people who actually WANT their pics posted.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #25 Arnold, don't ram your fist into my stomach, but your daughter is a BABE!!!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      hopefully when she gets older she wont look like her mother looks today. yikes!

      • BentOn

        With a dad like Arnold and a mom like skeletor you know she'll be forever mackin

      • TheBrain

        No this is from the other mother. She is a legit.

        • its_forge

          Katherine's mom is Maria. You can tell because her middle names are the names of every woman in the Kennedy family for the past 300 years.

    • Falthor

      I have a new top of my must see naked list.

      • Definitely

        A must see naked list? Who have you crossed off so far?

        • Falthor

          just the jessicas…. you know on second thought maybe I need to put her on the must see her in skimpy outfits list… some Lingerie would likely be more then enough.

  • jetrome

    #12 Mary Mary Quite Contrary. Trim your bush, it's too damn hairy

  • 2Dogs

    Thats gonna leave a mark

  • :).

    #7 And on thursday you can expect…JUSTICE!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      He's not the weatherman Gotham deserves, he's the weatherman Gotham needs.
      (or the other way around)

  • etcrr

    #10 Come at me Bro

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Elevator. Music.

      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • Boring troll

        You are worse than him. Boring Trol is Boring

        • openureyes

          Dont forget to log back in stand.

    • yesyes

      He is actually saying please fuck off etcrr.

    • bob

      wait, are you saying that to the baby? Or is the baby saying that to you? I don't understand.

    • jkrranger

      I Yam what I Yam!

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #4 In the league i play in, a move like that costs you in skee lane pushups. (It's a ploy to see asses).

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Do you ever sleep?

      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Sleep is for the weak… and the sober.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          …you've been making spacecakes again, haven't you?

          – the one you love to hate

          • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

            250 of them. I was so tired I accidentally ate the one intended for you.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Need an extra guy next time you play?

  • Austinbabypowers

    #10 "Grr baby…Very grr."

    • johnny

      Finally out that bitch. Success!

  • Mhm..

    #11 No Diving.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      #13 No Diving.

      • sheknowsme

        #22 No Diving

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #34 WHOA!! I'd hit that ass too!! Happy Friday everyone!! πŸ™‚

    • Dr_Fap

      You gotta love a good upskirt.

      • Master_Rahl

        guy in the orange definitely agrees. I'm with him. That's pretty sweet.

  • triplecap

    Would have been first had I not stopped at #34 for so long…

  • :P.

    #13 Chuck Norris's pool

    • Brutal Deluxe

      No diving

    • bob


    • pass

      that makes no sense…lame comment.

      • Get with it man.

        Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims in land.

  • Casey

    #26 I would go to town on that sucker

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled #35.

      – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    • :o.

      Pink and Red!

    • JarikCBol

      I'm a little disappointed that its star-burst. My first response was 'YES! A HAM AND CHEESE CASTLE!'

    • That Guy

      That's what she said

    • ancientlegacy

      Wrappers everywhere…

  • dashete

    #7 Some men just want to watch the world get a pleasant +- 70 degrees, with clear skies.

  • :$.

    #20 "Please share my sons failure with the world" anyways..sorry to hear about the break up man.. Chive On!

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      What a dick move from your parents to make you go to the prom. Next time, ask a Chivette. They are way more fun. KCCO dude!

      • Anon

        Slick looking suit man. Takes a real bitch to ditch a guy at the door. Lost a loser girl and got on the chive in one day. Success.

    • Shak

      Did he actually go pick her up wearing the baseball cap?
      Wonder why she ditched him…

    • itstrue

      He is your typical chiver, a loser douchebag. Forever alone.

      • 0CanadianBacon0

        ….why are you even on this site then or are you just that alone in the world and need attention?

      • Vent187

        Hey "itstrue", you are a chiver right now.

        • Paul from the gump

          no he's not.

    • drew

      turn your fucking cap around douche bag.

    • Brian

      She saw he was wearing a white tux and a backwards cap. 'Nuff said.

    • bob

      jesus christ. does every teenager have that same effing haircut?

      • Ethan Shuster

        Yeah, the 1970's "shaggy" hair look has returned.

      • Anon

        Better than the mushroom cuts of my days.

    • The Buddha

      maybe loose the stupid-ass hat and get a haircut

      • Always Last

        Maybe you should all go back and look at your High School yearbooks (those that graduated) and review the wonderful styles that you had (some may still be using them). Don't beat up on some High School people, WTF is that??!!

    • mickey

      Looks like a right twat…

      • josh

        What's with all the hatin on here? Didn't anyone read the article about thechive being a community? One of us just got dumped and instead of helping him up you kick him in the nuts. At least leave no comment if you're just going to be a prick.

    • The Joe

      Dude, you can get a Chivette now that you've proven yourself worthy of KCCO!

  • James

    #20 the girl's a d*ck then! KCCO brother, more fish in that sea.

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Shit happens. KCCO, and she'll realize how much of a cunt she was.

    • http://www.dave.com Dave

      That suit makes you look like a retard. No wonder you were dumped. Also, lose the hat you idiot.

      • Me.

        Says the guy with downs and a weak fohawk..

        • sploodge


        • 10 Grit


      • Anon

        Yah he looks pretty good in that actually. Prom is the perfect time to pull off the non standard suit.

        • bob

          that is a standard "prom" suit.

    • man

      she is a bitch, also please (if there is a next time) wear a better suit and it won't happen πŸ™‚

      • whhha

        i think the suit is kickass.. it's a high school prom not a wedding..

    • Vector_Victor

      My Junior prom date waited till after the pictures to dump me, which I had already paid for! I do believe she is a burned out coke head now, so.. yeah
      This is a world of abundance, so Chive on, and eyes forward my friend

    • hans the napkin

      What if he's not into fish?

      • Worldsgreatestlover

        Then he can go for clams

    • Mitch Cumstein

      Probably wouldn't have touched boobs anyway!

    • MacNCheesePro

      Next post, we need to see him on his way out for a night with a Chivette!

      • mickey

        You find them leanin' on lampposts…

  • what?

    #22 Double pits to chesty…to roof..

  • In the back.idk ill*

    #25 I want to…Pump..Her..Up

    • mikeltn

      I would rather Pump…Her…Butt

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