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Homeless people are hilarious (29 Photos)

May 11, 2012 | In: Design, Funny, Merica, Nailed It, Street Art

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Category: Design, Funny, Merica, Nailed It, Street Art

Unfkngblvbl

It's cause they're smart…a lot of homeless people were making $35,000/yr 3-5 years ago.

Bum

There was a story out there that certain "homeless people" we're clearing over $300,000 a year back in the day.

F.S.M.

How fucking gullible are you? If they "bummed" every single day of the year, they would have to AVERAGE $820 a day. Maybe think before you repeat crap like that eh.

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Local TV station set up a hidden camera at an intersection in downtown Atlanta. Conservative estimate is that the team of soap dodgers working the corner managed to pull down about $2000 that day.

It happens.

Unfkngblvbl

lawyered!
passwordistaco

"soap dodgers" love it, you rock GB

D-Wiz

its news bro. you know like cnn and stuff. tmz doesn't count. although even they would probably mention it. put down the xbox controller sometime.

Mainstream sucks

Lol CNN is not a reasonable news source..

its_forge

About 70% less biased than Fox though.

hater

What city do they clear 100000

Dolly Parton

Chris Rock "If a homeless man has a funny sign…he hasn't been homeless very long. A real Homeless guy is too HUNGRY to be FUNNY!"
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535375335 Dwayne Snooks

Shit yeah dude those fuckers are working the system when the do it right

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535375335 Dwayne Snooks

they

labatanga

#3

The one I actually laughed at.

This morning, a homeless man told me I reminded him of his son. I asked how, and he said, 'because I want to kick your ass, too.'

I'll be taking an alternate route to my car this afternoon.

Adriana

lmfao….
MylesofStyles

I tried to tell a "knock-knock" joke to a homeless person. He didn't get it.

Ricky Ross

#5 capitalism at its finest
Ricky Ross

#29 Extra points for creativity
Jezdezpez

#12 LOL, did anyone else go to that URL too?

insanely great

yep, can't help myself!

Jezdezpez

me too lol

carl

good stuff. watched the video.

Greg the Keg

looks like the guy from home alone isn't doing so well these days

Guy

insanely great

<3

…

get a room you 2

insanely great

wanna join.. lol <3

Guy

I'm game

Dude

hey, aren't you the guy…?

celticsquid

I will give a dollar or two depending on creativity.
Love #3!
Come At Me Bro

I accidentally ordered 2 men's XL black BFM shirt who wants it.

insanely great

I'll have it – it might fit over my bewbs

James Woods

I sense sarcasm

ChestRockwell

I do i do i do i do
Always Last

Sell it on ebay and make all your money back.

nugget_stain

BAHAHA it's cute when I read proof of someone's first day of interwebs

And a double hhwhammy!!

Killa Cal

Me Me ME!!!!!! caleb.pierce@uleth.ca
sonia gleason

i do! emy10284@aol.com please email me please !!
Adam

Email me please adamsanchez7135@Yahoo.com
Knight806

I could use one.

Capton

#17 it's a trap
SaltLakeChiver

#1 At least he is honest.

hydrogenbond

He's doesn't look homeless, he just looks like a self-righteous troll.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Half these people look like Occupy protesters.

Dude Imbibes

Truth be told, I'm more likely to give someone spare change just for being creative.
TheUChiver

#9 If I laughed at this one, does that mean I have to send him some cash?

MAX

its only fair! u laugh u pay! besides. hes homeless how would u feel if u cudnt check up the chive every dayyyyyyy……….. THATS IT!!!! THAT WILL BE MY SIGN WHEN IM HOMELESS!!!!!!

"How would you feel if you could not check up the chive everyday? KKCO"
dante37

Vancouver, BC. I see him all the time. Send me the cash and I'll make sure he gets it.

LIJay

Just about all of these would get a buck from me! KCCO!

Douche McDoogle

only a buck?
keepnitreal

So nice of you to support your local drug dealers.

LIJay

HAHA, local drug dealers?? Let's hit on 2 points here. First and most obvious is that you must be some sort of dunce to jump to such a ridiculous conclusion. Second. Even the shittiest of drug dealers has a few bucks in his pocket and doesn't have to be homeless. Thanks for playing, have a nice day.
http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt218/Elysian8…

karas23

Holy sh*t saw #7 today…he has a dog now…poor puppy….

Smartass

The dog's name is Emergency Food Supply.

Obama

Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom.

tits McGee

that's a goood dogyyyyy goood

not real

i call BS on most of these….
Hendo

#17 ftw.
Dakota

this was moderately hard to fap to

insanely great

helps at hand #22
Monte Chiver

Moderately?? Ur a tougher man than I. I only got a small tingle

Werzy

Funniest ever #23
insanely great

#8 wow my ideal person…
#9 still smiling.

Willy Nilly

YOU DUMB LAZY AFRO HEADED PIECE OF SHIT UGLY MUPPET…. Here's my quarter…

tv_paul

#10 Bender's Dad?
Dude Imbibes

#22 Hilarious! I have to rinse my eyes out with bleach now but hilarious.
MICHAEL

Really Chive?….

John

Seriously, between this and the "Russian Mail Order Brides" (who are usually indentured/prostitutes) there is a huge blind spot with the Chive's personal compass. There is literally a guy with a sign reading, "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" on this post, if you can't see why that's sad, then you need more good people in your life.

What's next? The Chive hosts bumfights?

Ricky Ross

Bum fights would be a modern age Hunger Games…..people will come….it's 'Merica
Awesomeo

Id visit here even more for bum fights!
diwnwithmac

I completely agree, but blame mac, not the chive, mac always posts garbage like this.

REVOLVER_KAZ

Really Michael, you fucking douche nugget?
SirCtheIII

These guys write funny signs to show that they still have a sense of humor. Did you lose yours being a stuck up prick?

Doby

Fuck you cunt. I bet you're living off mom and dad. I hope you know what it's like to need. Like need aids medication, you rancid, rabid, infected cunt.

Corny

You really should see a doctor about having that pole up your ass removed.

downwithmac

Its not about having a sense of humor or being stuck up you dolt.. There is NOTHING FUNNY about being homeless… And making a goddamn post about it for us to laugh at is nothing short of juvenile and just downright awful…

Gera723

#15 very clever!!!

http://www.facebook.com/b.singer18 Ben Singer

i've seen this guy before! he's in san diego. him and another bum were yelling at each other, i think they were in a turf war

Ned_Plimpton

#2 I'm 6'3… More like in the balls.

SanDiego

cool story, bro
FrankGibbons

WOOSH

I heart etcrr

wheres "i'll suck your d^^k for a dollar"? After buying a happy meal, i used to love copping a gobbie with the change.

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