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May 11, 2012 |
In: Design, Funny, Merica, Nailed It, Street Art
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Category: Design, Funny, Merica, Nailed It, Street Art
It's cause they're smart…a lot of homeless people were making $35,000/yr 3-5 years ago.
There was a story out there that certain "homeless people" we're clearing over $300,000 a year back in the day.
How fucking gullible are you? If they "bummed" every single day of the year, they would have to AVERAGE $820 a day. Maybe think before you repeat crap like that eh.
Local TV station set up a hidden camera at an intersection in downtown Atlanta. Conservative estimate is that the team of soap dodgers working the corner managed to pull down about $2000 that day.
"soap dodgers" love it, you rock GB
its news bro. you know like cnn and stuff. tmz doesn't count. although even they would probably mention it. put down the xbox controller sometime.
Lol CNN is not a reasonable news source..
About 70% less biased than Fox though.
What city do they clear 100000
Chris Rock "If a homeless man has a funny sign…he hasn't been homeless very long. A real Homeless guy is too HUNGRY to be FUNNY!"
Shit yeah dude those fuckers are working the system when the do it right
The one I actually laughed at.
This morning, a homeless man told me I reminded him of his son. I asked how, and he said, 'because I want to kick your ass, too.'
I'll be taking an alternate route to my car this afternoon.
I tried to tell a "knock-knock" joke to a homeless person. He didn't get it.
#5 capitalism at its finest
#29 Extra points for creativity
#12 LOL, did anyone else go to that URL too?
yep, can't help myself!
me too lol
good stuff. watched the video.
looks like the guy from home alone isn't doing so well these days
get a room you 2
wanna join.. lol <3
hey, aren't you the guy…?
I will give a dollar or two depending on creativity.
I accidentally ordered 2 men's XL black BFM shirt who wants it.
I'll have it – it might fit over my bewbs
I sense sarcasm
I do i do i do i do
Sell it on ebay and make all your money back.
BAHAHA it's cute when I read proof of someone's first day of interwebs
And a double hhwhammy!!
Me Me ME!!!!!! email@example.com
i do! firstname.lastname@example.org please email me please !!
Email me please adamsanchez7135@Yahoo.com
I could use one.
#17 it's a trap
#1 At least he is honest.
He's doesn't look homeless, he just looks like a self-righteous troll.
Half these people look like Occupy protesters.
Truth be told, I'm more likely to give someone spare change just for being creative.
#9 If I laughed at this one, does that mean I have to send him some cash?
its only fair! u laugh u pay! besides. hes homeless how would u feel if u cudnt check up the chive every dayyyyyyy……….. THATS IT!!!! THAT WILL BE MY SIGN WHEN IM HOMELESS!!!!!!
"How would you feel if you could not check up the chive everyday? KKCO"
Vancouver, BC. I see him all the time. Send me the cash and I'll make sure he gets it.
Just about all of these would get a buck from me! KCCO!
only a buck?
So nice of you to support your local drug dealers.
HAHA, local drug dealers?? Let's hit on 2 points here. First and most obvious is that you must be some sort of dunce to jump to such a ridiculous conclusion. Second. Even the shittiest of drug dealers has a few bucks in his pocket and doesn't have to be homeless. Thanks for playing, have a nice day.
Holy sh*t saw #7 today…he has a dog now…poor puppy….
The dog's name is Emergency Food Supply.
Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom.
that's a goood dogyyyyy goood
i call BS on most of these….
this was moderately hard to fap to
helps at hand #22
Moderately?? Ur a tougher man than I. I only got a small tingle
Funniest ever #23
#8 wow my ideal person…
#9 still smiling.
YOU DUMB LAZY AFRO HEADED PIECE OF SHIT UGLY MUPPET…. Here's my quarter…
#10 Bender's Dad?
#22 Hilarious! I have to rinse my eyes out with bleach now but hilarious.
Seriously, between this and the "Russian Mail Order Brides" (who are usually indentured/prostitutes) there is a huge blind spot with the Chive's personal compass. There is literally a guy with a sign reading, "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" on this post, if you can't see why that's sad, then you need more good people in your life.
What's next? The Chive hosts bumfights?
Bum fights would be a modern age Hunger Games…..people will come….it's 'Merica
Id visit here even more for bum fights!
I completely agree, but blame mac, not the chive, mac always posts garbage like this.
Really Michael, you fucking douche nugget?
These guys write funny signs to show that they still have a sense of humor. Did you lose yours being a stuck up prick?
Fuck you cunt. I bet you're living off mom and dad. I hope you know what it's like to need. Like need aids medication, you rancid, rabid, infected cunt.
You really should see a doctor about having that pole up your ass removed.
Its not about having a sense of humor or being stuck up you dolt.. There is NOTHING FUNNY about being homeless… And making a goddamn post about it for us to laugh at is nothing short of juvenile and just downright awful…
#15 very clever!!!
i've seen this guy before! he's in san diego. him and another bum were yelling at each other, i think they were in a turf war
#2 I'm 6'3… More like in the balls.
cool story, bro
wheres "i'll suck your d^^k for a dollar"? After buying a happy meal, i used to love copping a gobbie with the change.
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