Homeless people are hilarious (29 Photos)

these are all awesome! better than when they come stumbling up to you half naked and stinky, like fucken zombie pervs!

#1 id toss him a J…my luck hes a cop

Quite a few of these are from Santa Cruz

I can see the posters are just privileged as hell today. I hope a few of you get knocked down and end up in their shoes. I won't hesitate to walk past and tell you to find someone who will hire you in spite of being homeless.

Chris Rock said it best

"If a homeless guy has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long."

#23 Isn't really homeless

3 reasons:
1.) No homeless person has Tupperware in that good of condition
2.) You are homeless what do you need a chain on your wallet for
3.) The way you wrote your "x" is way too pretty, you've taken a calligraphy class

Detectived!!!

#3 #28 Gotta love creativity

#14 Conan O'Brien has really fallen on hard times!

They have a program in Nashville where they sell Newspapers written by homeless…They buy the paper for 25 cents a piece and sell them for a dollar….I don't mind giving money for that.

#29 FOR THE WIN!

#1 great one..

#23 Wins it for me.

#12 Santino? wow you fall off 2 reality TV shows and it's all over.

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

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CHIVE just admityou cater to white people only.

chive likes SEPARATE BUT EQUAL

FUCK THAT

WE WANT INTEG RATION IN ALL POSTS!!!

IT IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE A "TOKEN" POST ONCE A EVERY 4 MONTHS. INTE GRATE BLACK WOMEN IN ALL YOUR FUCKING POSTS RIGHT NOW YOU RACIST SITE!!!!!

THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE.

Chive staff, your interview was so fucking self righteous. Your website does nothing but perpetuate the notion that women need to be big boobed, blonde, and white. Inte grate more mino rities NOW. WE WANT ACTION.

To the people who say, well isn't BET racist, why don't we have WET? FUCK YOU. WET IS CALLED THE REST OF TV. BLack people are marginalized for a reason by you fucks. It is not racist to have BET or inte gration. It is deserved. we live in a culture where white people dominate everything based on institutionalized racism, and the chive is guilty for that . just look at the user comments and see how racist they are, and chive does nothing.

Chive you failed to mention in your "interview" that you ask users to solicit pictures of women against their will and "find" them. That is so fucking wrong.

Do you even have mi norities on staff? PROBABLY NOT.

IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

Email me at chiveisracis t@gmai l.com

I saw a homeless sign the other day, "I suck at life"

Are all of these from Portland?

Do you ever wonder where they get the sharpie to write on the cardboard? Your homeless how do you have a sharpie?????

Classy chive put this in same column as mobile ads that stalk you

#26 I conceal carry.

#15 is the best

im pretty sure #18 is Norm Mcdonald…

#21 cracked me up

These bums have better spelling than most people on facebook

fuck yo umac

this is so insensitive