Homeless people are hilarious (29 Photos)

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  • noegod

    these are all awesome! better than when they come stumbling up to you half naked and stinky, like fucken zombie pervs!

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #1 id toss him a J…my luck hes a cop

  • SoMyNameGoesHere?

    Quite a few of these are from Santa Cruz

  • Cecil

    I can see the posters are just privileged as hell today. I hope a few of you get knocked down and end up in their shoes. I won't hesitate to walk past and tell you to find someone who will hire you in spite of being homeless.

    • Monte Chiver

      Lighten up, Francis

    • Old man Chiver

      From some one that's going to be homeless in 30 days, I find this funny as hell, plus they just gave me some great ideas. KCCO

  • @lackofabetter

    Chris Rock said it best

    "If a homeless guy has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long."

  • http://twitter.com/dafishex @dafishex

    #23 Isn't really homeless

    3 reasons:
    1.) No homeless person has Tupperware in that good of condition
    2.) You are homeless what do you need a chain on your wallet for
    3.) The way you wrote your "x" is way too pretty, you've taken a calligraphy class

    Detectived!!!

    • Mutt

      Your third reason, his x is way to pretty could mean he got a bachelors of fine arts degree.

    • TheJesus

      Everyone knows the homeless are physically incapable of doing calligraphy.

  • Monte Chiver

    #3 #28 Gotta love creativity

  • Craigery

    #14 Conan O'Brien has really fallen on hard times!

  • https://www.facebook.com/turnerrd Ryan Turner

    They have a program in Nashville where they sell Newspapers written by homeless…They buy the paper for 25 cents a piece and sell them for a dollar….I don't mind giving money for that.

  • Liam_K

    #29 FOR THE WIN!

  • coolaid

    #1 great one..

  • MattKL

    #23 Wins it for me.

  • Falthor

    #12 Santino? wow you fall off 2 reality TV shows and it's all over.

  • mac's scumstache

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    fuck you chive making fun of homeless peoplw wwtf is wrong w/ you40 year old creeprs

    • Fuck you hypocrite

      This coming from the guy who said he wanted to violently sexually assault the girls on Monday's Mind The Gap post.

  • aaaaa

    OH WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL SURPRISE!

    CHIVE just admityou cater to white people only.

    chive likes SEPARATE BUT EQUAL

    FUCK THAT

    WE WANT INTEG RATION IN ALL POSTS!!!

    IT IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE A "TOKEN" POST ONCE A EVERY 4 MONTHS. INTE GRATE BLACK WOMEN IN ALL YOUR FUCKING POSTS RIGHT NOW YOU RACIST SITE!!!!!

    THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE.

    Chive staff, your interview was so fucking self righteous. Your website does nothing but perpetuate the notion that women need to be big boobed, blonde, and white. Inte grate more mino rities NOW. WE WANT ACTION.

    To the people who say, well isn't BET racist, why don't we have WET? FUCK YOU. WET IS CALLED THE REST OF TV. BLack people are marginalized for a reason by you fucks. It is not racist to have BET or inte gration. It is deserved. we live in a culture where white people dominate everything based on institutionalized racism, and the chive is guilty for that . just look at the user comments and see how racist they are, and chive does nothing.

    Chive you failed to mention in your "interview" that you ask users to solicit pictures of women against their will and "find" them. That is so fucking wrong.

    Do you even have mi norities on staff? PROBABLY NOT.

    IT IS MY DREAM TO SHUT DOWN THIS SITE I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I DO.

    Email me at chiveisracis t@gmai l.com

    • Ba22

      Go ask ur black girlfriends to take sexy pictures of themselves and see how it turns out ….

      • Dr. Evil

        He doesn't have a girlfriend and he isn't black, he's a guilty white liberal.

    • ben

      Oh, so now they're YOUR norities? Who's the racist here?

    • https://www.facebook.com/turnerrd Ryan Turner

      This guy is angry, for no reason. Sweet dawg. Everyone in the world, Join hands and partake in a dorito taco from the bell….Shit is like the peace treaty of our time.

  • electric boogalo

    I saw a homeless sign the other day, "I suck at life"

  • J-Walk

    Are all of these from Portland?

    • gungagaloonga

      #1 and #6 are in Seattle I believe

  • I-Need-$$

    Do you ever wonder where they get the sharpie to write on the cardboard? Your homeless how do you have a sharpie?????

  • chiver

    Classy chive put this in same column as mobile ads that stalk you

  • Bobolink

    #26 I conceal carry.

  • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

    #15 is the best

  • mmkkk?

    im pretty sure #18 is Norm Mcdonald…

  • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

    #21 cracked me up

  • SirCtheIII

    These bums have better spelling than most people on facebook

  • get a life people

    fuck yo umac

    this is so insensitive

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