Soooo…. you got wasted (26 Photos)

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    #8 sooooooo true.

    • Brent

      their heads all seem to magically turn to the side too.

    • Clint Howard

      I hope someone has told you by now that it's "Baby Fark McGeezax". Every time I read your name I want to roundhouse kick a baby sloth.

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        Believe me, I watch MOAR south park than you, and I know this. But that just isn't as funny as Babyfart…

        • Wow...

          I'm not really sure you're setting your goals high enough.

      • MylesofStyles

        If we're going to get technical, then it's actually Kevern Zaksor. And, yes, I'm a tad embarrassed for knowing this.

    • my nigga treyshon

      thats the new duckface

    • Albert

      Lol I never noticed untill this post lol

  • rolex

    sooooo you're sayin there's a chance

  • top gunny

    #8 Why does this happen? Any ladies want 2 answer this one?

    • MeMe

      Makes their legs look more attractive.

      • Chris

        No it doesn't.

    • Haley

      Everyone is competing to be as small as the smallest girl there. Its a hard life a 5'8 gal surrounded by tiny people I suppose.

    • A Girl

      Because when its a big group they always say "okay squish together" and girls start to squat down because they assume someone is going to be standing behind them.

    • Avlds13

      We don't want to be blocke out of the shot by someone so we all squat to form levels

      • horace grant

        and u all just know 2 do this inherently?

        • Anon

          It's called the sorority squat. Makes it easier to fit everyone in the pic

          • Terd Nugz

            Why does every stupid fad have a retarded name that people think is funny? I couldn't give one single fuck what this dumb shit is called. Just squat there and look pretty.

            • Thisguysatool

              We now know why your single..

              • Smarter than You

                We now know why you're unemployed.

          • luke

            wow, i thought the sorority squat was a completely different thing

    • Brother Power

      According to my sister, It makes you look thinner and more well shaped. Cosmo recommends it as a way to trick the camera.

      • April C.

        "So cosmo says you're fat, well I aint down with that"

    • Spence

      It's what has been known as the "Sorority Squat"

  • deeelight

    #1 Nice technique…makes me wonder

    • Donny

      What happens when he's done renting the beer?

    • f0urd3gr33s

      Anyone ever read Wizard's First Rule?

    • Da Bulls

      Boy, I would hate to see him screw up & start coughing.

  • Pandamancer

    Mom? Is that you? Happy Mother's Day everyone!

    • figleaf

      Couch says, "Doesn't matter, had sex!"

      • Bigs

        Couch says "NOMNOMNOM!!!"

  • BloodScrubber

    #19 Ahhh, the ring of shame. Been there. =/

    • aussie aussie aussie

      I thought it was called the halo

  • Chris

    #21 "take me!"

    • Saint Tyler

      Brother's In Arms: Road to Hill 30….nice.

    • tdot

      stains and all!!

    • cerb

      Jackpot *giggety*

  • Napo

    a mom´s pride!

  • Zach Heckman

    #21 #21 That's what we call Date Rape

    • annonymous

      Come at me brghahfkgkf

    • goodguysfan

      Casper and Jennie come to mind…anyone?

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Your'e what I call a rapist.

  • Ben Feeve

    #13 win everytime…

  • Zach Heckman

    #21 #25 That's what we call Date Rape

    • SigEpChiver

      Now THESE are the kinds of chicks I can score with!

    • Ish

      Its not rape if they dont remember!

    • ProdigalSOB

      How does a comment like this only get a few thumbs down but when someone says cats suck on caturday there are hundreds?

      • ProdigalSOB

        cats suck by the way

    • josh

      Its not rape if you yell surprise!

    • Holy Shit WTF

      you're what i call a rapist…..

  • teddy

    I've Been There…..

  • Coralie Ginette Colon Quiñones

    Such a shameful post for Mother's Day.. Lets all drink to our mothers!

  • Trav1121

    #9 To be young and retarded again… Those were the days…

  • Martin Sorohan

    #9 i'm kind of ashamed, yet oddly proud of the fact that i went to school with these lads! Mad bastards the lot of them!

    • SinShin

      "Mad bastards"…easy knowing you're Irish, ha!

    • SanDiego

      sure you did

    • Chris

      Do you all go to a "special" school?

  • jon

    #26 I'm ok…Give me a minute to stand up

    • Kevin

      been there…

  • Curtis Evans

    #23, repping Colorado strong

  • reaperMEDIC

    #15 Dear diary, Jackpot.<img class="media" id="fullSizedImage" src="×768.gif&quot; alt="Quagmire Jackpot" galleryimg="no" style="width: 256px; height: 192px;">

    • moX

      Actually not. Her legs are closed 😦

      • Lbchiver

        So bend her over……duh

        • lols

          she's tighter that way anyhow.

  • RedGuy

    #24 can't quite figure out what's going on… bul looks like a lot of fun

    • bdg

      Nice tits,and he appears to have gotten a free shot!!

  • Buntalufigus

    #6 Finally I can watch jeopardy!!!

    • JESSE

      too stupid to play along while sober?

    • Capt. Bo Jengles

      To you Mr. Connery…. "Suck it Trebek"

    • LucretiusCarus

      Clearly meant for people who truly suck at Jeopardy.

  • lllll03lllll

    #5 wish my phone did that….

  • Jack

    #18 can't beat a refreshing face plant by the water side on a night out

  • SIR

    #19 Praying to the porcelain gods Again….

    • cms

      Talking to Ralph on the big white phone.

    • James

      Calling Ralph on the big white phone……

  • Havaard

    #20 It was only a matter of time before Mike made it on So you got wasted. Hands down my favorite drunken fool.

  • Doc

    #20 Come on man, rookie mistake. I remember my first shotgun

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