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May 14, 2012 |
In: Funny, Kids
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Category: Funny, Kids
although my son is a living tornado, nothing would make me want to ever give him up
I changed my mind, I don't want kids anymore.
I suddenly *do* want kids.
i agree me too
Welcome to the dark side where no one will understand why you could possibly not want children, it is especially hard for people to believe you when you're a woman.
#19 I am waiting for the cat to "Tap Out"
The second he lets go of that cat he's screwed.
The referee has called a stop to this fight at 1:45 of the first round declaring the winner by tap out due to a rear naked choke….
I had the same thought. And maybe I watch too much UFC….
That kid is going to be a badass when he grows up.
Gingers start capturing souls early!
This kid looks evil haha
All right Momma, stop holding out. Its either the kitty or the titty…
wiener tail…yea I said wiener.
Just go to sleep. It will all be over before you know it.
Looks like a baby Will Ferrell
#41 kid has been watching mom and dad a few times
And you've been watching kids too long.. convict..
you are sick dude, you know that right?..
#38 that's probably a bad way to feed your pet snake
That's probably a bad way to feed your baby
Or a great way to get salmonella poisoning.
Kids scare me too, but this one scares me more on the kids behalf…WTF kind of parents let that shit happen???
#6….don't play with your food!
New taste sensation … fresh bacon cone!
what can i say, kid loves fresh bacon!
hahahah fucking kids ! #34
They start soo young in Russia.
#12 Like a BOSS!
Obi wan has taught you well
#4, nope nothing to see there..
"Heyyy…… I didn't get one of those!
#19 say anythun & the cat gets it..
Unless I decide I want all of my things destroyed daily I'll be waiting awhile
I'm a dad of 3 boys 6 and under. We've had small problems like these but none even close to this level. That said – how long were some of these kids left unattended before they wrecked shit? If you want to have kids AND keep your vintage Star Wars collection vintage – just check on your kids every once in a while.
agreed I have 4 aged 6 and under and have had a quite a few 'comedy gold' moments but nothing like these. 60 seconds of silence is usually means trouble is brewing.
#16 Release the hounds!
#16 looks fun
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis…
If you do have kids, you MUST sign them up for T-ball: a life-time of hysterical memories!
#12 What? If the dog can do it, so can I!
#24 Yeeeah, Rowdy! Hit dat!
Ever noticed that your intelligent and successful friends don't have kids? Why is that, I wonder… why do only mongoloids shit out kids like these?
ever noticed how serial killers are loners?
intelligent people with kids just avoid you.
You seem to be confused what hole kids come out of.
Quit fall on ur face it's starting to look like an ass!
So then, which one of these is you?
Ever notice that only mongoloids can't appreciate that a child hasn't yet learned what these things are properly used for? And that, just like everyone else, experience is the best teacher?
Hell, a toilet is an amazing thing; drop something in, pull a lever and the thing goes away. AMAZING!
You were once of those those "Mongoloid Shit Kids" Don't think you weren't.
Presidents, Bill Gates, CEO's etc, etc have kids but hey are probably not intelligent and succesful like your friends.
You must have ten kids dumb shit!!!
#12 #15 #17 #18 #24 #34 You're doing it right.
#28 He's an orphan now.
#24 Puerto Rican Mary Kay Laterno
#30 Probably thought those were the reason mom was getting so pissed off every month.
#6 ..birth of h1n1
#4. That girls dad will have to answer a couple of awkward questions later
Never having kids omg lol.
Don't know if it is the kids that scare the hell outta me…or more so the parents that let this happen…
A minute is longer than you think
Or that they photograph it! If you watch your kids most of this wouldn't happen. Although some of its hilarious. If my kid puts underwear on his head, I am busting the camera out!
Hey now, you blink and a kid is already in another room, getting into trouble before you can do anything to stop it. It's not a matter of not paying attention, it a matter of kids are the original goddamn ninja.
#10 the start of an entire life of no fucks to be given
Just a regular kid in France
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