I’m not gonna sugar coat it, kids scare the hell out of me (41 Photos)

although my son is a living tornado, nothing would make me want to ever give him up

I suddenly *do* want kids.

Welcome to the dark side where no one will understand why you could possibly not want children, it is especially hard for people to believe you when you're a woman.

The second he lets go of that cat he's screwed.

The referee has called a stop to this fight at 1:45 of the first round declaring the winner by tap out due to a rear naked choke….
I had the same thought. And maybe I watch too much UFC….

That kid is going to be a badass when he grows up.

Gingers start capturing souls early!

This kid looks evil haha

All right Momma, stop holding out. Its either the kitty or the titty…

O'Doyle rules.

wiener tail…yea I said wiener.

Just go to sleep. It will all be over before you know it.

Looks like a baby Will Ferrell

And you've been watching kids too long.. convict..

That's probably a bad way to feed your baby

Or a great way to get salmonella poisoning.

New taste sensation … fresh bacon cone!

what can i say, kid loves fresh bacon!

They start soo young in Russia.

Obi wan has taught you well

"Heyyy…… I didn't get one of those!

I'm a dad of 3 boys 6 and under. We've had small problems like these but none even close to this level. That said – how long were some of these kids left unattended before they wrecked shit? If you want to have kids AND keep your vintage Star Wars collection vintage – just check on your kids every once in a while.

#16 Release the hounds!

If you do have kids, you MUST sign them up for T-ball: a life-time of hysterical memories!

Rick Moranis?

ever noticed how serial killers are loners?

intelligent people with kids just avoid you.

You seem to be confused what hole kids come out of.

hahaha, agreed

So then, which one of these is you?

Ever notice that only mongoloids can't appreciate that a child hasn't yet learned what these things are properly used for? And that, just like everyone else, experience is the best teacher?

Hell, a toilet is an amazing thing; drop something in, pull a lever and the thing goes away. AMAZING!

You were once of those those "Mongoloid Shit Kids" Don't think you weren't.

Presidents, Bill Gates, CEO's etc, etc have kids but hey are probably not intelligent and succesful like your friends.

You must have ten kids dumb shit!!!

Nailed it

A minute is longer than you think

Dont blink

Or that they photograph it! If you watch your kids most of this wouldn't happen. Although some of its hilarious. If my kid puts underwear on his head, I am busting the camera out!

Just a regular kid in France