I’m not gonna sugar coat it, kids scare the hell out of me (41 Photos)

I paused at #16 until I realized that it was just PB

#11 serves him right but $2 for a hook game? seriously?

It's not the kids making a mess, it's the parents allowing it (and grabbing a camera to make hilarious pictures of their kids moments before their offspring is being bitten/strangled or otherwise put into danger, but hey, you gotta laugh, don't ya…)

#6…..BACON!!!!

#9 and #38 – Both sets of parents need to have their @sses kicked. Either or both of kids could end up dead – then the dumb parents would wonder what happened.

#19 – That brat can try that move with one of my cats. My cats take no crap and the claws come out immdiately. The kid would end up looking like a jigsaw puzzle.

#1-41 plus a million more…reasons I never ever want kids!!

#9 is an Australian Diamond Python, a very placid type of python. I've rescued some many of them, never bite unless you grab at them instead of open palms, letting them move through your hands. The girl is totally safe, unlike an Anaconda which some Americans seem to love as pets, until they realize just how big they get. Anaconda's will (try) to eat just about anything. Diamond Pythons are more of a small bird and rats type Python.

#39 I'm wondering where the beer is, too…..

#19 is why I believe gingers have no soul

There is a whole lot of bad parenting going on in this post…

#19 Scott Hartnell as a baby

#21

If I where that little guy's father, I'd frame that ticket, and display it above the trophy cabinet.

#19 i think the cat is David Carradine reincarnated…

wow. 41 reasons why NOT to have children…not that I needed this, I've already decided long ago that I am never going to spawn. This just gave me more reasons why I know I'm making the right decision.

#6 hadme laughing!! but then most of the others wanted to make me arrest the parents of these poor children!

#39 Is that a turtle? I like turtles.

#19 O'Doyle rules!

#36 something tells me it wasn't even the kids that made this mess :/

#19 haha.. Seth Rogen lookalike kid

#19 Carrot Top childhood photo?

Kids don't scare me but, raising them in this FUCKED UP world does. Most of those picture should be labeled Parental Fail

As a dad of four, I see your messes and raise you playing catch with a hammer, messes made with poop, 8 year old daughter with leg gashed open – it was so unusual a wound they took pics in ER l because they wanted to to show the interns, getting called while on a rare night out with the wife to be told your son dove off a roof into a pickup full of junk at camp and was enroute to the ER and so much more. Raising 4 kids is not just a job, it's and adventure. Last one is 18 in 2 weeks. Light glimmers at the end of the tunnel.

Excuse me while I go get my tubes tied

#32 ice cream all over body= BEST. DAY. EVER!

I call my three kids The Breasts! They put these cute, tiny terrors to shame! And I love my Beasties! They're my favorite horrible little headaches!