It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

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  • Kaylee


    • huh

      As in, "you are foisting an irritating post upon us."

  • B rex

    Awesome motivational monday is awesome

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #3 THAT is some motivation!!!

    • Jack MeHoff

      I'm fasting from masturbation until someone FINDS HER!!!!!!

      • kigero

        Lucy Pinder

    • echogeo


  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #25 MMMM!! I love me some tinkerbell

    • Dancingskeletons
    • Samhedi

      Congrats on being a pedo.

      • @LuNcH_bOx13

        WTF, fag?

    • brandy

      your dicks small enough for a fairy bj?

  • Mig

    not motivated


    #4 to the power of 10. Also fat people should pay more than me at a buck fifty five.

    • Big.Damn.Jake

      Wait, so do you think you should pay by weight or not? It seems like you want it both ways, you oh so entitled, beautifully unique snowflake…

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        But my mom says I'm special.

      • JESSE

        meaning fatties should have to pay more than skinny people. If we are doing this thing by weight, why should I have to pay the same amount as you while I am at a healthy weight and you are clinically obese? Sorry your feelings get hurt fat-ass. Maybe eat a salad instead of a ham n' cheese. Your heft also increases my insurance premiums because I am carrying the weight of the bill that you don't pay.

        • dawgbone

          No retread, he's saying you made 2 different statements.

          1. Weight doesn't matter

          2. Weight does matter and should be factored into the price.

          • Irish2Ice

            Personally, I'd rather pay for heavier people than stupid ones, because you can't fix stupid.

            • JOHN

              Thanks you joke stealing tool

          • JOHN

            It was more like a poorly stated "either/or." As in either remove the bag fees altogether or start charging fat people more for their fat asses.

            • JESSE

              Thanks for the dish.

    • Surely

      Fat ppl usually do have to pay for 2 seats though.

      • bob

        Not on united. Had a fat ass in the middle seat that took up half of my seat. Disgusting. Wound up folding up the armrest and sitting half out in the aisle… Worst flight of my life.

        • @sofakingsays

          try sitting next to a fat woman with a toddler on a cross country flight, and then having that child keep tapping you on the head and dropping its bottle on your jeans -_-

          I hope it wasn't breast milk…

        • Pete

          Hope you complained to the staff and to the company afterwards?

      • Mike

        No they don't. There was recently a civil case won in the states in favor of the passenger for this exact same scenario.

  • Jim

    First…now that's epic!

    • Shannon Coverdale

      So close, yet, you're a douche

    • bob

      Probably not your first fail either…

  • Yessum

    #3… I get that old fashion romantic feeling, where Id do anything to bone her….

    • loborg

      Thats a special feeling

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #11 What an idiot. Good luck getting a decent job

    • insanely great

      or good luck in getting a decent anything

    • @Speedstripe

      What happens if say, he wanted to eat some soup…?

      • asdf

        Probably put his spoon in his bowl, gathers the soup, and deposits the soup in his mouth upon which time he ingests it, just like everyone else.

        • ha ha

          sense of humour removal has worked a treat..

    • Rye

      Good luck on life period.

    • Shazam

      I'm sure he has a beautiful personality..


      • mishai

        maybe, but with this face….none got chance to found it….

    • SMT

      Hah, he looks like one of the creatures from the cantina band in Star Wars.

  • Bender

    #11 reminds me of attention seekers yelling first

  • Brutal Deluxe

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • thechevron

      wish I had seen this before scrolling through the whole thing.

    • thatguy

      I'm really not trying to feed the troll BUT… why do you keep posting this same thing on every thread? Clearly nobody here likes it, thinks it's funny, or appreciates it in anyway. I can only assume that you are some wanna be chiver that kept getting thumbs down on your regular posts and became a bitter, empty shell. Suck it up and knock it off.

      • the other guy

        ^IMO Brutal Deluxe is a small angry man with no balls or dick to speak of- who tries to make himself feel like the big man by insulting people online. probably best ignoring him. He probably won't stop as he won't ever grow a dick or a pair of balls. Insults is all he got.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          "Insults is all he got"…as you leave one of the weakest insults ever seen. Fail

          • the other guy

            lol, the truth hurts, it is true.

    • @LuNcH_bOx13


    • Jawbone

      Plus Brutal Deluxe, the giant fag.

  • CoLNo1

    #8 Can I request this as a new delivery service?

    • tv_paul

      They deliver the pizza you supply the sausage.

    • bdg

      Please stop showing the hairy pit girl!!!!! That is just nasty!!!!!!!

      • carl

        gives new meaning to the term "hair pie".

      • whos.mike

        Her pits made me puke. I thought I was the only one that noticed since this has been on here 15 times.

    • shitfaced

      Sad. And corny

    • GomerPyle

      This picture is nasty. No thanks.

    • Kodos

      frumunda cheese

    • Seabass

      I'll have 4 slices.

  • TheMadHater… #2 looks just like my girlfriend senior year except instead of a pathetic combover r-tard teacher we had a bonafide milf who used to eye fuck me for atleast 2/3's of every period…

    • Shannon Coverdale

      Cool story bro

      • TheMadHater

        Totally just gave you a thumbs up Shannon, that was the funniest comment i've seen on The Chive in a while….I laughed so hard I woke my dog up a he let out one hell of a butt burp right in my face. Why did'nt I get a cat??

        • Brutal_Deluxe

          Probably because sandpapery cat tongues don't feel nearly as good on your balls when they're licking peanut butter off of them. At least, I'm assuming that's your reason.

    • Cali_Dude

      Someone who had that does not need to say that.

      • TheMadHater

        Don't need to say it, just feel the urge to because were on the computer so no one can see me when i'm in person people just get it themselves

        • dirtysteve99

          Oh go on, post a pic of yourself then.
          Share the brosomeness.

          • thedude325

            He can't. He's really scumbag steve and posting a picture would blow his identity.

    • bob

      Dude, I think I was in your class and noticed that. Kinda cool except that she was a tranny…

    • steve

      Not a single thing you said was true. Back to World of Warcraft in your parents basement you go!

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        Common courtesy dictates you at least offer him hot pockets and Yoohoo.

    • Friar Tuck

      I feel really sorry for you.
      Good luck with your job at McDonald's.

  • Marcus

    #7 Thats great now go pikcup that pot and make some dinner

    • MariJane03

      Yea, I like this… Yea, Im female

  • The dude

    Wouldn't you agree most of these "chivettes" are snanky?

    • dirtysteve99

      If 'snanky' was a word, and if there were Chivettes in this post.

      Then still no.

      • JAFitC

        Well played, good sir. Consider your mancard upgraded.



  • Gallus

    #4 – Amen! I can't agree more.

    #8 – I have no food fetishes. But I could learn.

    #25 – Whoever chose the model for these pics did a good job. She is cute.

    • Phaullus

      You're fucking annoying.

  • echogeo

    This pic's been around the web for so long she's probably a milf by now.

    • thom

      I am guessing she got an A in that class.

  • johnnystyle

    #9 Step 4: This is Sparta!

    • Dude

      Dick in a box

  • vodkamartini

    #2 nah, she only needs a sugar daddy

  • drbman

    #25 hello tinkerbell, how you doin'?

    • the russian

      I saw this girl getting dressed at disneyland while I was working on the buzz lightyear ride… perky.

  • Jordan

    #17 HA! I GET IT!

  • Adrock

    Sounds like an Andrew Dice Clay bit.

  • dirtysteve99

    #13 Do they ever stop to spellcheck these?

    • VMI 93

      I do expect a little more from the old Alma Mater…

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      It was pretty bad, but in this case content > spelling failure

    • flaccida$$

      The jersey shore one used the word "realise." Haha and its subject matter is intelligence… hahaha

  • Zach Rochner


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