These signs exist — I couldn’t make them up if I tried (36 Photos)

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  • hotdeafgamerchick

    Dallas, Texas for the win!

    • DaveStinson316

      I lived down the road from one of these for awhile, always wondered why they felt the need to state "to go". I've never had the desire to buy a box of condoms and say, "for here please, does that back room have a lock?"

  • dbone

    #1 is just a clever way of saying: "don't throw your ****ing trash in the water". Great sign.

  • dashete

    #17 Only the bottom line's true. You'll just imagine the rest.

  • The Bandit

    #15…definitely not fun for the bees…but for sure fun to watch!
    #31…at least better than the No-Homers Club…

  • insanely great

    a whole bottle of fuck off lol..

  • Trav1121

    #1, #3, #33 Haha what…?!

  • insanely great


  • insanely great

    They're doing it wrong, should be to come..

  • Pants

    #2 I drive by that place every day :D

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      That's where I buy my Scotch.

      • Whiskey Pete

        Long live the Ville!!!

  • DrMa7moud

    #16 Fun for the whole family

    • Chris Snell

      lol i work there

  • km23

    #16 o Dartmouth

  • Dustin Clark

    #10 He should have went to the Bank of Tightwad and took a picture as well!!

    • FFjosh

      Good ol' tightwad Missouri!!

  • Gallus

    #14 – Okay, sure. It does look like fun.

    • figleaf

      Yeah! I'm in, too!

  • Max

    16 is Mic Mac Mall in Dartmouth Nova Scotia, Canada

  • ryank

    #16! Nova Scotia knows how to roll. Booze and toys.

  • MisplacedTex

    #9 Boners BBQ

    Some of the best BBQ you will ever have. Atlanta, Ga at Turner Field.

    • MattyDeuce

      I feel like they want to put something other than a little south in our mouths

  • VFR_Dude

    #16 Further evidence that there is nothing to do in Nova Scotia besides getting drunk and making babies.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Should've been a Babies R Us. Location, location, location..

      • Todd Hennessey

        How I miss that place!

  • Brutal Deluxe

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • Zito

      Yours being the corniest…you, sir, have wasted my time

      • Brutal Deluxe

        I see you took offense…you must be one of the people I am talking about. Figures

        • Zito

          No offense taken. I just think that by posting your initial and obviously hilarious comment, you are one of the 'people' you are talking about. I'm surprised you could put your foot in your own mouth with all those dicks that must be in there. Kindly find the closest, tallest building and take a leap.

  • Imzkid


    we need to talk…

  • TheMadHater


    I don't know how Mr. T managed to stay famous with a dumbass line like "i pity the fool" when he's not even an intimidating man like ving rhams or vin diesel, atleast those guys were scary. Mr T on the other hand looks like a bitchmade mohawk pussy who wouldn't be able to hold his own for a second with me and my boys. I'm not even the toughiest one on our group by everyone's still afriad to fight me even the toughiest kid because i have like crazy instincts and teach myself submissions in the middle of the fight so I have a hard time believing Mr. T would be pitying me when hes the one with a broken arm.

    • bobo

      Vin Diesel…..hahahahahahahahaha…

    • Tobyelius

      Yeah, almost half of the 4th graders are afraid of you and 'your boys'.

    • 007

      This may be the dumbest damn post I have seen on theChive. Kid… nobody… and I mean nobody… is going to read your post and think, "Oh wow, that is one bad motherf$&ker". Take this shit to Disney's website and stay off theChive.

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      You can't be serious.

    • Alan Hayden Boesen

      Oh wow, that is one bad motherf$&ker! I'll make sure and avoid you the next time I visit middle school.

  • AL Ventura

    OK Im lost, what is 26 saying?

    • Howdy Doody

      BUTT something

      • geeze

        tee hee, tee hee…he said butt…

    • Bigfoot

      Butt for sale

      • Mr Jamie

        BUTT Lettings!! hahahahaha I know this Place< well done – British Chiver . Whoever you are you crazy mad fool! weLL done Sir!

        • vinny

          Hehe this is my town and I bought my house from them

  • phoenixpwns

    #25 At least they're honest.

    • Angela Nelson

      Someone will still go there and then complain about the bad service….you were warned shut the f*** up

  • Danny Doomsday

    # 16 Welcome to the Maritimes

  • Timothy

    #3 is down the st from my job, Dallas Tx.

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