A low down & dirty good time will ensue (33 Photos)

  • Trav1121

    #2 Right!
    #13 Wrong!
    #33 Moar right! So much moar, pls!

  • Joe

    #33 Want to touch the hiney!

    • Ron

      She looks far too young to be putting up these voyeuristic pictures. Bob must be into that kind of stuff.

      • Chiefs420

        How can you tell how fucking old she looks? All that time spent under the slide at the local grade school finally paying off huh?

    • Meowmix

      speaking of not wanting to go to jail…

  • Seldi84

    #26 I had a dream that started out like this.

    • Esr0d

      Wish someone would link the whole set of this pic's album.

    • http://www.facebook.com/warren.c.meadows Warren Coe Meadows

      Please find and MOAR!!

    • Guest

      How did it end?

  • ;)

    yayy more upskirt!

  • Casey

    #31 I'm turned on

    • https://www.facebook.com/louderkirk Logan Ouderkirk

      it's okay, i didnt want to sleep tonight anyway…

    • dashete

      Neil Gaiman. The gift that keep on giving…. us nightmares.

    • LiquidMuff07

      3 holes? More like 5 holes!

    • Frank

      Hold her upside down.

      One hole for the frank, one each for the beans.

      • Xearo

        Kill it. Kill it with FIRE!!

  • antcruz

    #28. I wanna party with then.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Just her.

      • 6655321

        Singstar and a massive dildo, looks like a pretty bitchin' good time.

  • Brent

    #10 that's gross. You must not want any guy to touch you ……..ever

    • DaddyD

      Why gross? You have hair under your arms. And unless you are into licking or kissing her underarms, it's not really going to interfere with anything.

      • Frank

        It will interfere with my arousal.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Still would.

    • Chiver#238976

      She also foes not shave her legs, says shaving is "Anti-Feminist"

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Then good luck getting laid in Europe.

      • Frank

        Yeah, unwashed, unshaven European girls….. I'm really missing out.

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

          Who said anything about unwashed? Don't you wash your hairy balls once in a while?

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Sad to write off a whole continent of women for … Ignorance.

    • Toro

      Would still go right up the hilt! And for 50 bucks, the other lady could watch.

    • Pants

      Nature is fuckin disgusting and every woman with common sense knows this.

    • Kodos

      she must be French

  • vodkamartini

    #20 that's one deep silicone valley

    • Travis

      Mom is stacked

    • jeff donuts

      damn look at those milk bags

    • EZ E

      Moar of her!!!!!!!!!

  • Ride

    #9 Always wanted to do something like that! Or maybe just rub the owners nose in it….

    • johnnotapanda

      I had the same feeling when my girl stopped sucking and made me blow on my sheets…BAD HOE! BAD!

    • Run

      Because placing something that breaks down after a few storms, in a cocoon of plastic for a few years is a fantastic idea. Just pay attention and wear shoes. So you get some shit on your shoes every now and again, wait till you have to change a diaper.

  • dashete

    #29 Hey, that's the shape of my heart too!

    • Cavok

      That a side view. It's a sausage link. Great little Ukrainian town in Alberta!!

      • klymer

        A sausage link that also looks like a giant turd from the angle you're suppose to look at it from….

  • driftwoodprose

    Man, you guys really like #25. Fairly certain that's the third gallery in the last week to include it.

    • Anjin-San

      well, i find it extremely erotic…
      Maybe i should stop reading comics by Gary Roberts and Fernando

    • pufffdragon

      I think it's is the hottest pic I've seen in a while. Just waiting for the High Res version of it.

    • elric619

      I think it is from a upcoming movie call "the spring breakers" or something like that with Selina Gomez

      • Crazy Rico

        this man speaks truth. it's a official movie still photoshopped to look less official.

    • TheUChiver

      Hotties+bikinis+handcuffs….I'll allow it.

    • Señor Cardage

      I Chive a LOT, and this is the first I've seen of it. Nothing gets by you, Chivemaster!

      • R-Dub

        Obviously not yesterday. It was in 2 galleries.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Still wanting to know what they are being arrested for.. maybe I dont need to know. Ill just let my imagination take that one away

      • naomi

        its a movie. they rob a bank

  • Aussie'n'Proud

    #31 lol

  • Esr0d

    How does one know it's a 16 year old in yoga pants? These days one can't tell apart from as low as 15 to 21 years old. You can look, but you can't touch!

    • NVI

      could be his friends status jacklestien

  • uuuuu

    #13 – I'm guessing the app she's purchasing is angry turds.

    • DaddyD

      I really wouldn't object to getting butt-dialled in this way.

    • Guest

      What was that crack about her I-Phone?

  • Tyrone

    Ching cong ping pong I love butts and boats lol

  • Esr0d

    What compels an attractive girl to go out on the streets like this by herself? Or is this pic a fake from a porn site? Any chivettes want to answer the above question? I'm not against it whatsoever. I just want to understand.

    • KernelAngus

      This is what happens when the 16 year olds don't wear yoga pants

      • Esr0d

        Haaaa! Thumbs up.

    • TheMadHater

      stand outside of my house and you'll see girls like this walking in and out all day…don't tell me gf tho, we've been "dating" for 4 years and she has no idea I bang other girls all the time….get at me doe

      • name

        there can be only one response to that: cool story bro..

      • morgan


      • Frank

        Hookers don't usually care that you bang other hookers.

        From what you sound like, I'm sure its a welcome break. Even $5 hookers know they are degrading themselves fucking you.

  • DrMa7moud

    #26. Nipples … Wohooooo … Well. red ones

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Nipples of any color are a win in my book! Well, on a female anyway.

    • chivefoundit

      As opposed to the yellow ones that you normally see?

  • d1gitalpunk

    #33 that must be a short ass skirt cause it doesnt look like the camera even needed to be tilted like that..very nice ass tho

  • bazinga

    #25 Chivettes caught working their corners ?

  • godiesumwhr

    #32 WTF chive ,stop catering to the pedophiles of this site !!!

    • B Dub

      I agree. Another bad taste photo involving a child. Completely unnecessary to be posted on theChive. This is not what brings most Chivers and Chivettes to this site. As for those that enjoy it, I'm sure they know where to find their sick stuff. Just not here.
      Seriously….. Poor form Bob, poor form.

      • screwyoubob

        Maybe Bob is one of those sickos.

      • BOB

        I like such stuff. 😉

      • TommyD

        don't blame the chive B Dub….blame the hulk. The chive didn't put a cucumber penis in that kid hands….

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      #23 is no better.

      • avidd

        Oh calm down, it's just jokes and shit. I used to stick a broom through my legs and pretend it was my dick, going around poking people. Boys will be boys.

        • Poke4Life

          Thank you! Shit, it's not like they have pictures of little kids with their pants down. They're cucumbers and fountains for cripes sake! Get a sense of humor, people!!

        • Testing

          Correct sir. This is clearly marked the "Low Down and Dirty" section. If you can't handle that, then GTFO. Frankly, I was more disturbed by #31.

        • Jammin

          That boy didn't create #34. It was some grown man using photoshop. Would it really have been so difficult to use Kate Upton instead of a little boy?

      • BuffaloJustSayin

        I was just stating a fact that #23 and #32 are no different; just funny looking kids.

        If you read what I wrote, I no say nothing bad.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Get over it, you whiny bastards. You keep bringing it up, so your obviously the ones with the demented thoughts.

    • Marla

      This grosses me out! I can't believe chive put this on here! I am soooo disappointed!

    • Frank

      To paraphrase:

      "I'm too bitch to handle the internet."

  • etcrr 130p

    #16 The door is half closed hence it says cunt instead of current so its very funny and i like it very much ,very good post.

    • Bwarf

      Thanks for pointing that out

      • Oltimey

        ATTN ATTN, this just in….Water is also wet…..I repeat water is wet.

    • Bill57

      i was going to say the same thing chive on chiverino

  • whyme1973

    #2 #26 #33 Great asses and a nice set of hangers. Certainly peps me up in the morning.

  • asas

    #17 16 is the legal age in my country , ladies proceed

  • Derp

    #32 I lol'd

  • Itsjustme

    #32…..pedophile alert!!!! WTF chive!

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Some kid is holding a cucumber in front of a picture of the hulk, whats wrong with that? Where did your sick mind go?

      • avidd

        My sick mind thought it looked like a giant green dick. That was the JOKE.

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