Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

  • Vegas Chiver



    • Makes No Excuses

      Absolutely fantastic

    • Darkside

      pancake butt.

      • its_forge

        not_ghetto = / = pancake

      • tralfaz

        I like pancakes.

    • Tmux

      #13, even less clothes please!

    • Rollout25

      Si! Si! Si!

    • DubU2Death

      Our texas chivettes make the best chivettes!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Man I'd like to see her naked

    • SHEP

      God bless Texas!!!

      • ttyl hef

        * blessed

    • The Truth

      Nice shave, Texas chivette! delicious

    • acoustrix

      Why I love living in Texas.

    • F.S.M.

      FUCK texass. There are a few hot chicks that were born into money like her, however, for the most part it is a desert shit hole populated by racists, rednecks, and losing football teams. I am just glad that desolate wasteland acts as a filter between Mexico and the good states. P.S. The 2 worst presidents in US history.

      • Wade

        That is my girlfriend and she was definitely not born into money you stereotypical ignorant little piece of fuck. Appreciate your chivettes no matter where they are from. She is a humble, down to earth, beautiful Texan chivette. And ALL the prettiest girls are from Texas

        • F.S.M.

          Your girlfriend (and cousin I'm sure) is just a run of the mill attention whore with a flat ass. Why don't you rustle up some of your Klan friends and burn some crosses to release some of that anger.

          • http://www.bigolband.com Quinn

            Wow… let's play a game! Guess who's a reverse racist! I think I know my choice…. everyone ready?

            …(Drum Roll)…..

            THAT DOUCHE! YAY! I WON!

            (PS You're messing with a bunch of people who love their state more than their family, might wanna be careful with your words, you may have those, but we have pitch forks and shotguns along with our beautiful women)

        • chase

          if indeed this is your girlfriend, then HOLY SH(T you need to give us more pics of her, like NOW!

      • Dave

        Wow, nothing like sweeping generalizations to show your true colors. I guess we can assume based on your ignorant statement is that wherever you are from is full of narrow minded, ignorant, uncultured d-bags.

        PS. Eisenhower and Johnson?

        • WillyPGuts

          And George W. Bush

      • Indy

        Texas has Dallas Cowboys, which is America's team. Houston Texans were division champions past season. We have more championships than any other state in all sports combined. Don't be a hater. KCCO.

      • Booger

        Desert shit hole with losing football teams? You must have only been to Lubbuck.

    • Kanoo

      Im there 🙂

    • Needlegun13

      God Bless Texas…

      • Always Last

        Why didn't someone use #43 here instead of wasting this space on ignorance?

    • BigRedEye

      Chivette of this week !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      PLEASE, MOAR !!!!!!

  • Evan

    #26, #27

    My dentist does not look like that

    • Darkside

      more pancake butt….

      • its_forge

        All asses do not need to be huge to be nice to look at.

      • The Truth

        Darkside, you clearly like only giant wiggly black asses. Your welcome to them.

        What you see above is fit and fantastic. Perfect even.

        Learn sir. Learn.

        • The Truth



          • Joe

            My dentist was a beautiful woman from India. Had a habit a sticking a boob in my face and ear.
            I went alot. ; )

    • vindi

      I'm going to Washington to get my teeth cleaned be back in a few days.

      • Seattlechiver

        So proud to be from Washington right now…..

        • roadhog0

          GO WA! I need to change my dentist now!!

      • Seattlechiver

        I am in the Dental program and I've not seen her or recognize her…just saying…

        • think before posting

          There are multiple dental programs in this world of ours..

          • Always Last

            She's learning to be a dental hygienist – not a dentist.

    • Brandon

      but I wish she did.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=664020653 Chris Gibbons

      I would love it if she were my dentist! Beauty and brains? Best combination possible!!!

    • Booger

      I want to root in her canal.

    • Jay

      Must have More!!

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      all dentist should look like her

    • its_forge

      Mine actually does. Needless to say I plan on getting my teeth worked on a lot the next couple of years.

      • lfsg

        if she was my dentist I'd have an appointment every single friday afternoon

    • Wes

      I would definately go kore often…

      • Ryan

        Keystroke errors are a bitch aren't they?

    • Zotolo

      My dentist looks like this.

    • CrimzenSymphony

      My future dentist will look like this, as soon as I move to that locale

    • ctr

      I'm really confused, in her clothing she looks like my dentist and I live in Washington. Must figure this out.

    • https://www.facebook.com/marcwrz Marc J. Wrzesinski

      …I think I need to move to Washington and develop a cavity. or seven.

    • asdfasdf

      you are ugly as fuck

      • Iceman2509

        Who is? The dental student?

        Why would you say something like that?

    • Frank M

      Why would your patient talk shit to you while you are holding sharp implements in their mouth? Your patient is a moron and/or suicidal.

    • 509

      Looks like I need to start volunteering as a dental patient…

      Now which school here in wa, I'm guessing UW?

    • eggnog

      Is she a dentist? She appears to be a dental hygenist

      • Always Last


  • Chazzem

    #27 hell yes!!

    • Makes No Excuses

      I need a new dentist………..

      • Chris

        Exactly what I was thinking…

    • Ahh Yeah

      If my dentist looked like that I would be going for cleanings every month if not more. DAAMMMMMNNNNNN

    • AJ Rantz

      Hell yes! I love you! and GO DAWGS!

    • roadhog0

      Proud to be a Washingtonian!! I know where I'm going for dental work!!!!

    • Seattlechiver

      Chivette…I believe we are in the same program but do not recognize you…a Washington apple shot on the "ave" on me if we ever run into each other.

      • Always Last

        Because she isn't in dental school – she's at the community college learning to be a dental hygienist.

  • Dibdy

    #1 why cant I ever just stumble across naked girls walking around?

    • ObeyTheTiki

      LOL, dig the woman in the black shirts smile at what she sees.

    • sheoncebelieved

      that's actually a tranny

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        I still would… damn!

    • urmom

      id tap that

    • DarKlizard

      Try live in europe.

      It happens a lot.

    • Orcslayer
  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #12 what could be better

    • KernelAngus

      I prefer syrup

    • http://twitter.com/JDCampbe11 @JDCampbe11


    • Guest

      pancakes and sex.

    • uh...yeah.

      It's actually a session to help porn addicts..

    • SomethingClever

      and these are a few of my favorite things…

    • Vol Fire ST. 5109

      Bacon and porn..

  • Chivette

    Another awesome DAR! Thanks Chive!!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #40 MOAR of this babe!!!!

    • Makes No Excuses


    • GoogleisGood

      She has lots of them

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      you can not get tired of those humps ❤

    • LuvsHorror

      Um, get that mole checked?

      • asdfasdf

        um this girl is skanky

    • bambam

      any nsfw links?

    • Dennis

      God thanks for sharing.

    • photog

      If you're gonna take trashy pics of yourself in the mirror, at least get the toilet bowl in the background. Sheesh.

    • Token Black Chiver

      You have an absolutely breath taking.. hiney…wait wait let me start over…

      I wanna be on you

      • Always Last

        You guys should campaign to get her for SCOW and then slam her when it gets posted so she runs off too.

    • Lucas Weldin

      i love this woman! what a pretty smile, not to mention great ass!ets cary on chive god speed

    • Paul

      What the hell are you guys commenting on? Its a dog shitting in water..

  • Mmm pancakes

    #12 – i don't know what's going on but sign me up

    • tv_paul

      I'd stay away from the "Butter" just to be safe.

  • Come@meBro

    #45 I think I'm in Love….

    • thom

      To an over-drinking, exhibitionist with bad decision making skills? Really? Or just her ass?

      • Come@meBro

        Yes! Oh, and yes

      • Hard Time

        lust/love whatever…same differenece

      • Come@meBro

        Yes… and yes

    • Makes No Excuses

      Is that on the menu?

    • Giggity

      Giggity giggity

      • Mase

        dear diary, Jackpot.

    • Longhorn

      Who in the hell leaves somthing like that just laying around

    • mike

      it's got to be a "dance" club… that or i go to the wrong clubs

    • Ahh Yeah

      Oh man…. yeah i still would

    • +CRZ+

      Wrong! She's fenny argentinita and that's part of a set

      • Ummm...

        ^ speaks the truth.

      • shitfaced

        ^That was the best use of Google I have found in awhile.

    • unfortunate

      no way, the fact that she's passed out like that indicates that she probably doesn't have any half way decent friends. so we can extrapolate that she's likely a shitty person if she has shitty friends

      • just a dude

        i'm generally considered to be an ok person who happens to have pretty spectacular friends and i've been known to pass out a time or two

    • Zymurgi


    • MattKL

      That there is one fine hump.

    • Atom

      Dear diary…………jackot

    • driz

      i woulda started to rub her puss puss

    • Rate Dape

      "You're probably just sore because of all the dancing………in your vagina…………………….and asshole."

    • Melody

      What I don't get, is who greased up her ass? Look you can see it smeared on the seat too.

    • Vert

      I agree wow jus wow

    • JustSIF

      That is Fenny Argentinita. She is not drunk and that's not a club. That's just part of a set of pictures showing her perfect body. And I mean perfect as the best I've seen ever.

  • Mad_Hittman

    #52 Holy mother of awesomeness you are gorgeous!!

    • chf


  • Perry Noid

    Ummm … I think you missed a spot! #2

    • The Ham

      Where is that park and how do I get his job?!

  • aciekay

    #30 WANT.

    • Makes No Excuses

      Aww! look at Mr Cuddles!

    • daveh873


    • Levian

      I have one, she's a 130lb beast of a dog named chevy 🙂

    • Anna

      Whattaya, a hobbit? Wash your first! blech

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #45 I ❤ that hump!!!!

  • Cleo

    #45 dear diary, i hit the jackpot

    • mrjimmyos


  • st33

    I want to be your puppy

    • 650

      and now it's time to break out the lotion – you know, sunblock or otherwise…

      • tv_paul

        What if she has you neutered?

    • GoForth

      I want your sweater puppies.

      There, I fixed it for you.

  • Brian


    I live in Washington DC, and may just need to buy me some tickets to sooner country, cause damn!

    • Matt

      I live a little less than two hours from Tulsa…wonder if I should make the trip.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Tulsa sucks, don't go

    • Poke4Life

      Let's call it Cowboy Country, and damn I'm glad I live in Tulsa!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/bjlandis Billy Joe Landis Jr.


      • F.S.M.


    • a chivette

      As a chivette moving to DC soon, don't leave too soon–we can have our own meet up first!

      • Brian

        Down with that!

        • Matt

          I live right in Arlington!

      • Dex

        I'll be there, as I live in Tulsa. I'll be visiting DC for a friends birthday in June, though, DC is a fun place!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meow, can I come too? Not sure if I can make it, have to floss my cat…

      – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

    • 0014

      I live in Tulsa, but will not be able to attend…. Pouty face. 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/bjlandis Billy Joe Landis Jr.

      tulsa,ok on DAR twice today , i wish i were home for the party!!

    • downfall616

      might have to make the trip from springfield, mo

    • charlie b.

      I love short little legs like those. perfect ass too.

    • JEM

      I'll be there!

  • Mad_Hittman

    #25 The daughter, the right one. Find her

    • Ken

      F@#k that! Find mom!!

  • Dr_Originality

    #16 #27 #35 #52

    • Mo'Phat

      #16 is Kaley Cuoco…plenty more out there.

      • Lotus

        Her face is at 90% derp

        • Always Last

          Like she has Down's Syndrome or something right?

  • The Guy

    #11 Yup, that's a wetback.

  • KCCO

    #23 please send the pics so Chive can post them

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #32 LOVELY angel!! Great photography skills

  • jo-dye

    #37 what happens when I let my gf park

    • Rick

      California drivers….

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Pah! Been there, undone that! Except it was a mule and the pool was full of feces.

    • Yoga Pants 2012


    • Pops23

      Haha, this happened right around the corner from my office, dumb asses!

    • Jawbone

      Is your girlfriend Asian? HAW! Let's air out all the jokes from the 1950's!!!

  • HOOK

    #26 Washboard, love it.

    • Mii

      i want to have a dentist like that, feeling her boobs with my head

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Sometimes you just gotta let it all out

    • KernelAngus

      I watched that 5 times and couldn't figure out what all was under that dress? Black penis? Bicycle seat?

      • Dorque

        That was totally a black strap on tied to her leg. I'm not sure if I disapprove.

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      I took the gif down to frame by frame and I think its the boom mic in her crotch?

      • KernelAngus

        Ah she must have been doing a voice over for The View

        • ttyl hef

          sausage! that was funny

          • herroprease

            Haha.. i get it, from the jesus backwards picture earlier…

    • RMJ

      It's the mic that she uses to do her report

    • Daniel Tosh

      What is it?

      • Fuck your mom

        You have a tiny penis

    • Meh

      Microphone wire. Here's the story

      • http://www.facebook.com/jonandbellasmomma Jennie Krueger

        That's a really big mic wire…

    • dotman
    • RyChive

      It's a black bow garter

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      It's the wireless transmitter for her microphone. They usually wear them on the back on the belt but with a dress, this is more feasible.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #3 Free Willy

    • Makes No Excuses

      Hey lady look out! There a fat WHALE on your boat!

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