Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Bill

    HAHA! First!

    • DaddyD

      HAHA! Dickhead!

    • First

      Yeah what ? every post this happens,followed insults.
      Thats it i am changing my name.

    • Ali Ackbah

      Douchenozzle

    • Suz129

      Please die.

  • scotology

    #3 lol'd

  • Mikey

    #1 Derpina!!!!!!

    • C_Bush

      Still would.

    • TheMadHater

      #1
      Derppp i'm a fucking retard lol. This chick looks like a total downsyndrome slut who could get convinced to suck-a-dick by the nieghborhood dog. Chive on faggots!

      • Greg

        I guarantee if all of the people, including yourself were in the same room together, you wouldn't say anything like your comment. Crawl back in your hole.

  • AJ Rantz

    #16
    Then you go and do something like this…. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!

    • carl

      soccer players just don't know how to use their arms.

    • jhoratio

      Soccer sucks

    • Amigo

      I can't tell whos swinging at who

      • Paul B.

        That was a fight? Oh man, I totally missed that. Thought one guy was having a seizure and the other guy was trying to hold him down….

    • Angel

      that was in a soccer match between Real Zaragoza and Sevilla Futbol club. Both are from Spain
      Here you have the whole clip

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

        HAHAH Thumbs up bro

    • Hank Scorpio

      Hey, at least black men can jump.

      • RealZoo

        They're not black.

  • antcruz

    #9. Awesome.

    • foul83

      Where the fuck is Winston?

  • vinnychase420

    last!!!!

    • Always Last

      Stop it!! Just stop using my trademark!!!

  • Logicyup

    #21 It's all good, til you're drunk on the couch and the spins set in. Although that might be pretty bad ass to see, til ya throw up anyways. But hey, empty stomach, can drink more.

    • Benny

      …. what?

    • gieldb

      Yeah man, I speak from experience. The room becomes a warp tunnel and it even feels like you are travelling at warp speed, until you throw up…

    • Brian

      Really wish I would've done something like that in my smoke room back in college.

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #24 yowza!! you my dear… are a smoke show!!!

    • Dave

      I'd let her play with my Hammer anytime… moar!!!
      Find!!

      • Mr. McGibblets

        I wanna put on my Spider Man one-zy from kindergarden and battle her ! ! !

        • Helper

          I'd let her Captain my America, if ya know what i mean *wink wink*

      • thedude325

        Chick's name is Toni Darling, here's her facebook: http://www.facebook.com/tonidarlingAZ

    • fexley

      Do you want me to dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Thor!

      • gregocebr

        more like Hawk Woman right?

    • Sid

      SImply the best Thor ever.

      • Oh Yeah

        Better than all the rest…..

        • Shedangle

          better than anyone..

          • Hugh

            anyone I've ever met…

            • longshot421

              I'd like to make her thore alright… (yeah, yeah, lisp puns are lame etc. 😉 )

              • OnehandJack

                C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

                • yherth

                  LMAO!!!!

                  • Guest

                    No honey…leave it on.

                • longshot421

                  Yeah, my bad, it's a pain scrolling up and down on the iPhone, so I busted in. I do feel a little bad about it…. 😉

                  I'm stuck on your heart

                  Yeah, too late, I know. Lol!

                  • Hugh

                    Good try mate. KCCO!

    • Lee Lavoie

      Now that a movie I want to see WOW perfect MORE PLS

    • jimmmy

      yes because writing that on the chive wall will make her want to have sex with you

      loser

      • thatguy

        WHAT? Guys, did you hear that? So what you are saying is if we were posting on a sports website about how awesome lebron's dunk was he wouldn't join our pick up game, or if we were posting about how great a QB Manning was we won't automatically receive a 60 yd TD pass? MIND = BLOWN. Guess we can all go home now. Thank you jimmmy with too many m's, you have enlightened and freed us all.

        • http://www.dontclick.it iAm

          lol, this guy had epicsauce for breakfast.

    • Mr. Cellophane

      Now you, Miss, are doing it very right!

    • Binx_

      agreed… MOAR

    • NoFatties

      Ther?

    • thorthechiver

      not trying to be that nerdy guy but does anyone else think she looks more like hawkgirl from the JL than thor?

    • Scheps
    • XOXO

      I like her boots.

    • nogoodpunkrocker

      MTAZ! Representing…

      • Yomomma

        Dearest Jimmmy

        As a matter of fact, science and the church, have both proven that writing on the Chive "wall" will in fact, cause the opposite sex to want to perform devious sexual acts with you.

        Also, bewbs.

  • bwkisley

    #22 people can be so dumb…

    • ahhh

      French Canada Is The Best Canada! If You'd Ever Been There, You Would Understand.

      • socket2me

        Yeah i'm from montreal, ashamed for a minute :p

        • Hmm

          Is that a Montreal Impact shot glass?

      • http://www.facebook.com/zachary.franklin.731 Zachary Franklin

        I just streamed that episode of South Park last night. Such a great episode.

    • carl

      on the other hand, he pulled the tablecloth out from under the pint glass.

    • Hannah

      Had a friend of mine try and take a flaming shot of everclear. He didnt put the flame out (on purpose) and that exact thing happened to his face. He panicked and threw the shot glass down which caught the entire wall on fire.

      It was freaking awesome.

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #22 FAIL!!!!!! Learn to drink buddy

  • 2Dogs

    #13
    Nothing like washing your hands with a big dick faucet then looking at a dick in the dick mirror …seriously wtf?
    What is this Liberace's house?

    • dashete

      It's a reflection of society today.

      • 2Dogs

        Well put goot sir, well put..

    • Mr.Eff

      Seems a bit flamboyant, even for Liberace. You have to be pretty set on making a statement with a setup like that. What statement? Who knows. "I love the cock" maybe…

    • Louis

      It's actually a bar in Italy "Bar Turrisi" you can google it. It's awesome, was just there a couple months ago.

      • jb1

        Dickception

  • bmessy

    #29 need. one. nowwww!!!

    • Edd

      'merica, get fat….. 'mericans logic– does that come in a value meal?

      • Idius

        If it does I'm totally driving 50 miles in my hummer to get 20!

    • R-Dub

      Try Crave burger in Colorado. They have all these monstrosities.

    • the_junglist

      Top one is a Luther Burger. Very real and still served at Mulligan's in ATL (amongest other random places and state fairs). Named for Luther Vandross and was a favorite of his. (and yes, he did die of a heart attack)

  • Mike Litoris

    When I check DMA at night I feel like I have nothing to do when I wake up in the morning.

    • Ander

      uh… boobs! There will be boobs somewhere here!

    • Mike Hunt

      Your name is funny.

  • bwkisley

    #29 i dont see anything unhealthy for you in that

    • Keith

      Is it any different from anything else you eat throughout the day? It just happens to be combined into one burger/sandwich..

    • Joe

      Spoken like a true 'merican!

      • Edd

        can i get that in a combo meal with some triple cheesie deep fat fries and a diet coke? 'merica

  • dashete

    #16 Ha! Kinda looks like the George vs. Oscar Bluth fight.

  • yoyo

    #24 something about hammering or getting hammered with her, I dont know, there's something there

    • jpadawan

      I'd hammer that anyday.

  • bwkisley

    #4 the human mop. cleanup on aisle 7!

    • DaddyD

      But seriously … how many times has this been posted over the past 2 weeks? Repeats are fine, but let's spread them out over a longer period of time.

  • antcruz

    #24. I'd like to Avenge Her.

    • DaddyD

      I'd like to make her Thor.

      • Hugh

        ^^ WINS

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        I wanna…..fuck….wait…no……..actually fuck is alright. Just wish I had a pun

    • Joe

      I would make her Val-Holla

      • MoarThor

        Joe's comment FTW

    • jpadawan

      1) I'd bring the hammer down on dat ass.
      2) HULK SMASH DAT ASS!!!
      3) Time to make some thunder, baby.

    • Mig

      I just wanna rape

  • http://twitter.com/irtehmonkeh @irtehmonkeh

    #27 there's something quite cool about seeing something I walk past every day appearing on here. Just wish I'd been the one to snap it…

  • Bill

    #16 Nothing beats watchin' a couple of bitches fight.

  • dj_t_rox

    #21 this man deserves an award!!

    • Devin_Medrano

      I would blast some deadmau5 and Bassnectar and just zone out.

  • BIG ROB

    hmm…..

  • dj_t_rox

    #25 looks like Jason Russell's at it again…

    • SA#Greetings

      This is in South Africa. It was a rally held to demonstrate how corrupt our government has become. Our president basically just says, "Fuck you, I do what I want bitch!" We have utter retards in cabinet over here.

      At least we still have smokin hot ladies..

      • Emm Jay

        Was the monument a gift from the people of Belfast, Northern Ireland?

    • PharmacyGuy

      Obviously no fucks given on THAT day!

  • Trav1121

    #24 Wow! Keeping it!

  • =).

    #25 Can't wait for it to be legal here

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