• Matt

    That was 50 seconds of wasted time for a rather meager payoff.
    ("That's what she said")

  • kody


    • um..

      that'l buff right out…

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    DAMNNNN!!!! That sucks bro! haha

  • AJ Rantz

    Dude, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
    Stanley Goodspeed: It's not mine.

    • Rich

      U mean Lamborghini

      • Cage

        It's a quote from The Rock, you fucking moron. Hence the "Stanley Goodspeed".

        • Ned Flanders

          Yes, someone is a moron for not knowing lines from movies that the Rock was in..

          • sick350Z

            The movie is The Rock, not a movie with the rock in the cast.

          • Joe

            ned flanders = failure

  • RandomTask09

    The two guys in the other cars: "Jackpot… um, I mean my neck hurts."

  • Logicyup

    All that money could of went to driving lessons. Hell Lamborghini offers lessons. Buy a vette' instead, close to the same power/speed which you never get to use for half the price and probably 1/10th the insurance. Only a 12 mph difference between the 2012 vette and the Lamborghini aventador.

    • Hugh

      "could of went" is a prime example of what's wrong with education these days. Wow.

      • Shazam

        "could of" and "could've" sound very similar, it sounds more like a speech to text mishap over 'education'..

        • still wrong!

          Speech my ass! It's all a waste of time.

          … could have GONE …

          • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

            or the fact that this turd compared a corvette to a lambo haha wtf

            • Derp

              Uhhhh a Zr1 can outrun a lamborghini. There is only one lambo faster than the ZR1. There are only a few production cars faster than the ZR1. Know your shit before you speak blasphemy.

              • loocipher

                Faster production cars than a ZR1 around Nurburgring;
                Radical SR8 LM (UK wins at something finally!) I'm a Brit if you can't tell…….
                Gumpert Apollo Sport
                Dodge Viper ACR
                Lexus LFA Nürburgring Package
                Donkervoort D8 RS
                Porsche 911 GT2 RS
                Donkervoort D8 RS
                Chevrolet Corvette C6 ZR1

                Which is still damn impressive as it's faster than a Nissan GTR, and no sign of a Lamborghini……

                • http://www.facebook.com/skylar.r.young Skylar Ray Young

                  Let us not for get the $55,000 Camaro ZL1 sitting at the 41st spot. 🙂
                  We should take a moment to show our love for Chevys.

                  • loocipher

                    '69 Camaro SS
                    '70 Baldwin Motion
                    '69 Stingray
                    '65 Stingray

                    ……….hang on, just need to get some tissues……….

    • SpellCheck

      * could have

      • JBinNC

        Thank you, but I think the correction should include the *gone

    • Chris

      you forgot about re-sale value. my guess is the lamborghini, if kept in perfect shape, would sell for more than you bought it for.


    my neck….my back…..my neck and my back! Chaaaa Ching!

    • Hendo

      Will you settle out of court right now for a 40 and a pack of envelopes?

  • sam

    that wasn't even because he throttled too hard, he just turned the wheel too much like an idiot…

    • Static

      and the fact that he doesnt know how to drive. thats an easy "oops" to recover from… deserved it.

      • yup

        I'm betting he turned the traction control off…… not a good idea…

  • Arlette Banks

    <img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny/nice.jpg">This guy let me blood boil, novice, showing off SUCK<img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny1/food.jpg"&gt;

    • Nicnac

      You don't say…

  • B Dub

    Douchebags….meet your new God…

  • Menjay

    You've never seen an accident?!!!

  • asas

    What a wanker

  • Hypno

    1.) The chick in the back seat is hot.
    2.) Is the driver of the camera car wearing a KCCO shirt?
    3.) Hello. (lists are better in three's)

  • http://www.facebook.com/victor.arenivar.9 Victor Arenivar

    I think i would cut one of my nuts off instead of this happeening -___-

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Why? He can afford a Lamborghini. Im sure he can afford an accident. Wasn't even that bad…

    • Applefish

      No one is stopping you. 😉

  • Kevin D'Alton

    Douche Bags are allowed to drive cars now, time to leave the planet.

  • USMC2K3

    One of those "suits you right for driving like a jackass" moments.

  • todd

    You saw a accident, you should make a illegal u-turn across two sets of double yellow lines. You changed your mind go ahead make another u-turn and cross them again, it's okay, you are superior to all around you.

    • DaveStinson316

      Not to mention you have it on video and don't stop to check on anyone or anything… just laugh and drive off.

      • Red

        Glad to see the crying ass liberals on this thread.

        Anyone with half a brain can see that nobody was hurt.

        • DaveStinson316

          Um, not a liberal, and even if I was it has nothing to do with concern for someone hit head on by a tardnugget (probably much like yourself). Remove your head from your ass and KCCO before trolling. People like you make the internet look bad, and that's sad when people like Perez Hilton are around….

        • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

          you'd prefer racist conservative? You're probably just thinking It was a thug rapper driving that lambo

          • Rothschild

            You are such a hypocrite, you're no better or different if you automatically think that anyone that is a conservative is a racist. You're just as bigoted, narrow minded and ignorant as a racist conservative, plus you're a hypocrite.

            • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

              You're such a conservative, you're no better or different if you automatically think that anyone that is a conservative isn't a racist. You're just bigoted, narrow minded and ignorant because you're a racist conservative, plus you're a conservative.

              • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

                btw I was kind of kidding, kind of just making a jab at most conservatives being racists… I should have said Republicans – now 99% of them are actually racist.

    • Pherret Of Doom

      Wouldn't it have been some delicious schadenfreude after making their second illegal u-turn? I was so rooting for that at the end of the vid, hoping in vein that was what the video was about but nay, no justice to be had in this world. Sad panda about the lambo tho.

  • Frank (2)

    Why do all the people with enough money to buy these types of cars suck at driving? All they ever do is crash these things…it's called counter steer. Start to skid, turn the wheel the opposite direction. Or better yet, learn how to turn in a massive intersection without causing a crash. Or just give your car to someone else because you obviously lack the mental capabilities for basic driving.

    • Dodgy Sudbury

      His counter steer caused the accident.

      Foot off the petal, turn into the oversteer/skid

    • http://www.facebook.com/Shaffer1911 Josh Shaffer

      It was actually because he let of the throttle. When the wheels quit spinning and got traction he shot off I in the direction he was heading. If he kept on the gas while turning hard right he would've just drifted the turn and then looked like he knew what he was doing.

  • D3AN

    Money can't buy you skills.

    • guest

      But it can obviously buy dumb.

  • Richard

    "Well, I got THAT on video."

  • Shak

    Is it legal to make a U-Turn anywhere?

    • Bruins chiver


    • George

      yes, most places.

  • aussie aussie aussie

    Nice car……… Shame about your dick!

    • Rudd

      Haters are gonna hate

  • Friar Tuck

    All those things I could have done during that almost 2 minutes of time that not a fuck happened in this video.

  • TDH

    This is why they make bumper stickers that say "Nice car, sorry about your penis"

    • knotmee

      Wow, that's original, relating a sports car to a small penis. Where did you think of that?! You should take it out on the road.. open for Daniel Tosh, get t-shirts made.
      I mean, its perfect. Everyone knows that all the dudes with huge penises are rolling around in early 90's Ford Escorts. Guys that have the wear-with-all to succeed at something enough to buy a $250k car are certainly endowed like a two year old!

      • Guest

        Not to intrude, but it's "wherewithal" not some weird mixture of words like you made. Are you also lack-toast-intolerant?

  • A. bin M.

    selfish ass people just watching, at least get out of the the car check on the guy

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