What would you like to do before you die? (42 Photos)

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    #34 I wish, if only I had the money to do it

    • KCCO

      I want to have one beer with Bill F'in Murray.

      • ThatGuy

        Lol cheers to you sir. He lives near me and that's been my goal too. I keep hoping to see him around town. Everyone else has except me…

    • JESSE

      You can travel for almost nothing. Most of your accommodations won't be anywhere close to what you get at home but you can get around the world for relatively cheap.

    • Guse

      Where The Hell is Matt almost makes me tear up sometimes. Not him dancing like an idiot, but him seeing all that cool shit.

    • Bubba

      You're thinking in terms of problems, start thinking in possibilities.

      • Jun

        A Great answer.

    • Aoi

      i want to be here when other civilizations from outer space or another dimension make contact, have the certainty of not being just us. mindblowing!

  • Tom

    2 chicks at the same time

    • jollyrancher

      No, that would be the correct answer to what you would want to do if you had a million dollars.

      • Johnny

        obviously people don't get the Office Space reference, still hilarious.

        • Johnny K.

          I heard the guy who invented the pet rock made a million dollars.

    • herky

      lols of the week right there, good sir.

    • 29er
    • mike


      • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

        Knew someone was gonna say it.

        • Jay

          Yep, took the words right out of my mouth. 🙂 lol

          • DoC

            You guys must not be doing it right or doing it with ugly chicks.

      • The_Dood

        I would agree that it's overrated, but it's still pretty fucking awesome.

        • forever alone

          overrated how can two fine species in the realms of fornication be overrated i would worship the moment

          • The_Dood

            Yeah, it's great, but I can still think of better things… Like three chicks at the same time.

            • MIKE


              • Johnny K.

                It's tough disappointing two women at once. I'll stick to disappointing myself.

      • Tom

        The awkward silence around you is the sound of being wrong.

    • Bob

      Do #12 #20 (and her "wife") and #29 at the same time!!!

      • mikeltn

        #29 look like she is 13. You might get your wish, but you will most likely die in jail.

    • tv_paul

      Nice "Office Space" reference Big Thumbs up!

      • sup

        office space sucked

        • Dr_Fap

          Was the plot too complicated for you?

        • Tom

          Your negative attitude about Office Space sucking, sucks.

    • Verbal_Kint

      Between you and me, I wouldn't want to disappoint 2 women at the same time…

      • tv_paul

        That's why they have each other to play with while you take a break and have some frozen waffles.

    • Andrew

      Thanks for making me spit my soup all over my shirt laughing there.

    • Jason

      Been there and It was awesome! Highly recommend it.

    • Mito

      Fuckin' A.

    • Cliffy

      #37 and #39 could help you with that. It must take place on a beach and you mustn't be sterile.

    • 'berto

      Go to a bar at 1:55 a.m. You'll find 'em.

      • Tom

        That's a treasure trove that's best left buried at sea.

    • KyleGamgee

      I've been close to doing this… twice.

      So frustrating.

      • Tom

        Is that like when people try to get a KCCO or BFM shirt?

    • lolzersauce

      That or a bank heist! .. Dane cook explains it well!

    • BronyChiver

      That's a goal for my wife and I too. We just need to find a nice Chivette to do it with

    • John Kenny

      Well shit I already did that…what do I strive for now?

  • Jim

    I want to know I made a difference.

    • mike

      i want to see to it that these people learn to write legibly

    • i know they're dif..

      #7 and #22 Arnold voice: "SHE GOT TWOOO!"

    • Bruce

      Be the last man alive

    • soft taco juice

      I want to find a potion for immortality.

    • Underbaker

      I'd just like to finish everything that I started. To include raising my 2 wonderful daughters and being a loving husband to my wife (not that I see any end to that).

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    It's awesome how selfless most of these wishes are.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Before I die I wanna be selfless

    • KernelAngus

      I want to have sex with two selfless chicks at the same time.
      I might settle for one selfless chick as long as she isn't selfless because she's fat

      • The_Dood

        But two selfless fat chicks would be okay?

        • ParForeBeers

          #1 hit the nail on the head…..nothing would be more awesome

        • KernelAngus

          Yes two fat chicks at the same time would be fine, selfless or not it would be a life experience

          • The_Dood

            Just don't let your friends see you. You know fat chicks are like mopeds…

            • KernelAngus

              True, I might lose a foot trying to kick start them


    #16 Oxymoronic

    • Karl

      How so?

    • CarRamRod

      Only if you judge success on financial results.

    • adamscottmartin

      All depends on how you define success. Not everything is financial.

    • Mike

      Jesse paints a picture that everything is money…by now she should know better, her lack of care for anything greater is killing me..la.la..la..laa

      • (A)

        no i would agree, it appears from the way his statement was written that he be talkin in a strictly capitalist manor

        • Pete

          Indeed. A "successful free health clinic" isn't oxymoronic if its successful at treating patients. It might not be "free" to everyone, but it might be free at the point of use, or funded by some other purpose (through the profits of another enterprise, for example).

          • woah12

            or could be successful in that they are able to get help to x number of people consistently.

            for some reason when you wrote that last part in parenthesis, something clicked in my head. I might just found a dream project.

            • Pete


    • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

      Exactly. You can't treat people without money. There is a lot of overhead cost.

      • thedude325

        Technically you could, if you had the funding. But it probably wouldn't last long.

        • The Foley

          Seems to work alright here in Australia and in many other countries in the world.


    Get away with murder

    • Joe

      So far so good…..

    • guest

      easy does it OJ

    • Graveyard Pixie

      Swear to God, man, it is on my bucket list. Some slime-ball pedophile that got away with it or something like that. Basically make the world a better place by eliminating someone bad.

    • jeffzero
    • Don Francisco

      Most of these were lame and easily attainable with a little hard work and dedication. But getting away with murder is happening since the Roe vs Wade case there have been 30 million abortions, so some people can get away with murder.

  • http://twitter.com/IsSheADaughter @IsSheADaughter
    • Billy

      That is one dumb website…….

    • https://www.facebook.com/cavillea.diannea Cavillea Diannea

      aren't all prostitutes someones daughter…or son.

  • 29er

    #23 me too, but for the better. Also, go underwater cave diving.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      you did change someones life….. your parents…..don't forget about them.

    • ,,l

      #39 Hell yes!

  • BOB

    get a kk&co shirt

    • 29er

      Where do you find a kk&co shirt? What does it mean?!

      • https://www.facebook.com/Zondorf Steven Ray Kenney

        Sarcasm is a bitch.
        Anyways I agree, KCCO shirts are a pain to get.

        • 29er

          I don't know what you are talking about. I really wanted to know.

          • Megan

            hahaha this just made my day

            • https://www.facebook.com/luis.valencia.3785 Luis Valencia


              • http://www.chiveon.net chiveon.net

                ebay KCCOs are shit.

      • HevyDevy

        Keep Kalm and Chive On, of course!

    • JLev

      I almost got one last week, but sadly I had to get a job right at the time they came out.

  • Buckeye

    Stupid post…stopped reading after the first 10. Not one of your better posts, Chive. How about a yoga pants or "things that bounce" gallery to make up for this?

    • 29er

      How about trying to find more enjoyment in life. That's what you should do before you die.

    • Adam

      Why not just google that yourself? I think this was one of their better posts. Don't be so shallow all the time.

      • 29er


      • mikeltn

        Hard not to be shallow as a Buckeye's fan. Just mimicking the gene pool.

    • Drew

      you sir, do not understand the chive…

      • SquishyFlint

        Someone beat me to saying it, so I'll just second the sentiment.

        • Nammer

          Someone beat me to saying it, then to seconding it. So I'll just support this line of argument.

    • die happy

      This was a great post! That being said, I would also like a bounce gallery….

    • Pete

      This post is all about making you think about what is important, and what you will do to achieve it.

      So I'm guessing what you want to do before you die is just look at pictures of semi-clad girls? A fun as it is, I kinda want more than that.

    • BBear

      STFU fuckin douche

    • ohihos

      Well dude, your name says it all. Buckeye. He's an idiot.

    • cash4golda

      you all mad? i think this guy is just trolling/joking haha

    • matt

      Buckeye you are an asshole

    • http://www.facebook.com/scottbartlett Scøtt Bartlett

      Dear Dumbass .. There's a web site called "Google.com" — go there — in the dialogue box, type in "I"m a fourteen year old boy and want to see boobies and bums" .. Click the "I feel lucky button" .. The internet will help you where the chive apparently failed by posting something other than just boobies and bums .. *8)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I want to have kids with Kate Upton.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Me too…. Unfortunately we've only had sex. Sigh…..

    • TheAutomaticMan

      I'd rather just practice the kid making act.

    • tv_paul

      So you want kids there while you have sex with Kate Upton, you sick bas… oh you meant you want to have kids with Kate Upton, yeah you can do that.

    • Evan852

      unfortunately i can't give a thumbs up more than once, so you get a reply as well

  • Guest

    #37 Be there in ten minutes

    • JOHN

      go to your local bar. otherwise you'll get sand in your cooter

      • DanTheMan

        haha I thought this one was gonna geta lot more comments

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      Sex on the beach is not its cracked up to be sand gets everywhere

      • Nelli Angelo


  • Guest

    #39 OK, except for the marriage part.

    • Travis

      So you don't mind having lots of babies with her, but you'll pass on the marriage… okay

      • Guest

        OOPS, ur right!

        • Ray

          She better have all that sex BEFORE marriage….. It doesn't work that way after….

          • PoorPoorRay

            does for me.

  • rileysrandomreview

    I want to finally get a picture on the DAR

  • AlsDisciple

    Witness the event that changes everything.

    • 29er

      Yeah me too, but I missed it when Chive made this website. Will there be a next time?!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      i second that

    • Chivette3000

      you could rewatch Ned Stark's beheading. That shit changed EVERYTHING.

    • Adam

      Physically witness it with your own eyes? Because I think of 9/11. I wasn't there when it happened but fully grasp the impact it had on our way of life.

      • Sham

        That didn't change anything. Mericuns were afraid before, Mericuns were afraid after. How about when Bin Laden destroyed the 300ft tall Stone carving of Buddha that had been around for thousands of years? No disrespect to the Thousands of innocent people that lost thier lives on 911, but countless innocent people die everyday. 911 was tragic, but what did it change?

        • Fuck

          It was the beginning of the global financial meltdown.

          • chris the medic

            That had more to do with the ridiculousness of wall street than 9/11

        • thedude325

          We don't know now but perhaps the beginning of the end of freedom….

    • Bubba

      Witness your babies birth. BOOM!

    • Mr. Tea

      End of the world? End of the universe!!!

    • Swayze_roundhouse

      9/11 changed the world as we know it. It will never go back to normal unless there is a revolution to stop the crooked government

      • Sham

        Thousands of Africans die, nothing new. Thousands of Japanese die, no big deal. Thousands of Mericans die, EVERYTHING CHANGES. Arrogant Merican pukes.

        • Weird

          Thousands of Africans fed by Americans, not even a thanks you. Thousands of Japanese helped by Americans after the earthquake and tsunami, no sweat of our backs. Thousands of Americans help, everybody keeps bitching. Arrogant American pukes, stay home next time.

  • darsh

    #22 me too dude, me too.

    • darsh

      err… i mean #21

  • SolidusSnake420

    I want to be a black belt in BJJ and open my own school.

  • jmthibs

    Before I die I want to be featured on the chive

  • Brian

    Get my children prepared for the rest of their lives: spiritually, emotionally, financially, etc.

  • Whorebait

    Confidently say that ive had a positive impact on atleast one persons life every day.

  • flibble

    I want to give my daughter security. Not to continue living in some crappy tenancy in a house my landlord refuses to maintain, and that I'm afraid every day of being kicked out of. Somewhere I can finally call home.

    • Whorebait

      Kcco flib, stay strong and never give up hope 🙂

    • John Daniel


    • Mac

      KCCO man, you can do it!

    • 'Merica

      Spend less time surfing useless posts and more time getting off welfare loser. you can't afford a good life for you child but you're one of the millions that's to stupid not to have one.

      -12 ooh ra's to you.

      • Nammer

        I love how you assumed they are on welfare and that he spends all his time "surfing useless posts". Some jobs still don't pay enough to get out of shitty apartments and we all need our down time.

        Also, way to call him a loser and stupid, while misusing "your" and "too". Thanks for enforcing my opinion that only idiots call other people idiots.

        Lastly, stick your ooh ra's where the sun don't shine. I'd rather get them from someone that matters.

        • 'Merica

          Who should we blame that you can't get get a job that pays well enough to support the family he had before figuring that one out??? Ive busted my ass my whole life so I can give my wife and kids if I choose to have either, whatever they need and desire. You don't like the situation you are in, change it. Nobody wants to hear your sob story. booo ra nammer. Stop making excuses for failing at life.

          • Dr_Fap

            Your grammar is horrible. I call bullshit. There is no way that you have a job. Living rent free in mommy's basement is not busting your ass.

            • 'Merica

              You know I'm right if the only thing youve got to bitch about is sloppy quick typing on an iPhone.
              Thanks for playing.

              • Dr_Fap

                I have an iPhone and you are right. By using it to type I somehow forget the English language. My apologies.

                • Yomomma

                  Imma havta agree with Mr. 'Merica on this one.

                  If your in to shitty a situation to be able to take care 'o you're sorry ass, why are you having kids?!? Get the fuck off the interwebs, get a job, and give your brats to a family that can take care of 'em.

                  Also, fuck grammar.

                  • 'Merica

                    Oooooooooooooooooooooooo Raaaaaa! Meeericaa


    Take away my eleven year old sons illness.

    • Lowrent75

      Wow. Best of luck. KCCO.

      • MAGSGQ

        The lil guy KCCO's better than me somedays 😉 Thx

    • tv_paul

      Always have hope. Wishing the best of luck for you & your son.

    • grrregg

      Every parents nightmare, every parents wish. Best of luck to your son.

      • 'Merica

        He caught the gay? Omg I'm sorry to hear that, time to put him down.
        Ooh ra

        • http://www.facebook.com/tony.miteff Tony Miteff


        • Anonymus

          what a douche

        • Dr_Fap

          'Merica is a failure, he can't even troll properly.

  • KeepinCalm

    #39 lovin' the "lotsa sex" part, the other two I'm not so sure about

    • HoratioBoobles

      I'm down with it all. Lotsa sex needs explanation, kids are the point of life, and marriage is the most stable way to raise kids. And she is pretty.

      • Mike

        Lotsa sex is not sustainable post children, unless you have a nanny….if so can I have her number…wife gave up sex years ago!!!

      • KeepinCalm

        Horatio Boobles – Your values and morals infinitely exceed my own. And yes…she is pretty 🙂

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    I want to open a cupcake shop with a storefront.

    And make someone else happy. I already make myself happy, it'd be even better to share it with someone else.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      If you make the prices of the cupcakes low you'll kill two birds with one stone.

    • 650

      You already seem to have some decent backing here MarthaJeane – I'm sure you'd have plenty of repeat customers if you could manage to get it off the ground

      p.s. I love cupcakes

    • cage

      Doug Wilson: Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.

    • sombrero

      I don't mean for this to sound as crude as I am sure it will. If beautiful women really want to be selfless and make someone really happy, couldn't they just take some of us guys home with them and give us a night to always remember? See I knew that was going to sound crude. Sure there are lots of ways to touch someone without "touching them" but this is quick easy and can really brighten up someone's life. Just throwing it out there…

      • c-rude

        If it sounds crude, it probably is crude.

  • Dude Imbibes

    The quality of these photos is horrific.. Especially #6. What the hell am I looking at?

    • rileysrandomreview

      You're looking at a polaroid. There's a reason they were discontinued…

    • Griz

      you are looking at a strangers hopes and dreams

    • Simon

      You're looking at the silhouette of somebody with selfish ambitions. Somebody that may one day dissolve the financial security of a nation and put thousands of people out of jobs and homes trying to reach his life goal.

      Or maybe it's just some guy with a few beers inside him thinking it would be funny.

      • KeepinCalm

        My boss has a 7 figure bank account. b/c of him 50+ people have jobs which allow them to feed their families (and probably yours too) Your cynical 99%er occupy mentality isn't the answer.

    • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur Lucie MacArthur

      you clearly know nothing about photography. or art. if you take a second to actually look at that pic, youd see it is clearly a man's silhouette. subjects in photography dont need to be crisp and clear and so easily recognizable for it to be a good photo.

      stop whining and keep chiving.

    • Abiding Dude

      It is clearly a young guy that has no idea what is truly important in life. I sold an idea right out of high school, started a company with the profits, sold that company and retired at 32. During that time and three years that followed I saw the ugliest side of friends, family and strangers. I've taken nearly everything I have left, paid of my house, my parents house, set aside enough to go to school and setup a trust for my son. I now work part time for insurance benefits and as a mental break from classes. I haven't been this happy since high school.

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