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Chivettes bored at work (28 Photos)

May 16, 2012 | In: Awesome, Girls, Sexy Chivers, Work Shenanigans

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James Brown

Worst post I’ve seen in 2 yrs

Asdfasd – shut the fuck up !!

Uhhh…

Who fucking cares James. STFU.

Goose

#18 very impressive …..MOAR please

asdfasdf

it's more not moar idiot

Uhhh…

away with thee Troll!

coutry

we need more of farm girl # 15

asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com

tdr

#15 OK … so there was this farmer's daughter …

… but she was nowhere as cute as you are!

The End
vic

Holy fucking shit!!! #18
Retired Navy

Hmmm I was never bored at work. I was pissed, confused, hurried, above the curve, behind the curve, maintaining the cr@p level at my chin, blind sided, stabbed in the back, appreciated when it came to working weekends, nights and holidays ( like I had a choice). Showed up for work one day, came home 7-9 months later. Fly home on a saturday, fly out on a monday. But Bored???? Nah I loved serving my country!!!!!! But I do love the photos!!!!!

asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com

asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com
asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com
asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com
Lurker

#8 Professional cock wrangler?
asdfasdf

FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

1. GET FAKE BOOBS
2. BE WHITE
3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
6. REPEAT 5
7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
10) THANK YOU
11) allow men to exploit you
12) act ditzy
13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com
Chris

Moar #4!!
Hey, that rhymes. It's fate!
Mike

#18 Please MOAR!!! Find her!!!
Andy

MOAR of 6! i want her to size me up some jeans….
Still_MisGuided

#15 HELL YEAH I'll take that farmers daughter any day!!
http://www.facebook.com/austin.anderson.566 Austin Anderson

Screw off
http://www.facebook.com/austin.anderson.566 Austin Anderson

#15 yea I would have put a ring on that too!
556shooter

#15, That's really hot driving a tractor! #17-Beautiful!! #25, I sure do LOVE women in scrubs, and cute ones too!
get real

Where do these women work where they can strip all the way down to their undies and (repeatedly) pose for pictures?

Given their unprofessional attire, that tells me that's a job that could be worked better by someone who actually needs to earn the money. Sad state our world has come to.

Uhhh…

WTF. You probably typed that out while sitting at your desk surfing theChive.
Lin

Hi. I'm a clerk in the county court house and a law student. Law school is expensive. Obviously I need the money, and I'm damn good at my job (when the computers are working). Have a nice day

WIth love,
Chivette #14

BuckersAZ

Every last one of yall are hot but #4 is my winner! #2 and #25 are a close 2nd though
https://www.facebook.com/garyljackson Gary Jackson

#15, I would plough that
Zimbo Kelly

Find # 24. Please.
Chivettesarethebest

MOAR Tractor Girl please!
Tigers

#2 just makes me happy happy happy !
Tippy

I'm in love wih #15

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