Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Chivette

    Another great DAR! I love the Chive:)

    • Skermitt

      theChive is over for the day… such a sad feeling getting to the end of the DAR and realizing there will be no more posts until I awake in the morrow. Fair the well Chivers and Chivettes.

      • Skermitt

        er… thee*

    • DanTheMan

      Best Dar ive seen in awhile… hump days are the best!!!

    • dominantone

      read my mind

    • Underbaker

      #9 Looks like fluffy the destroyer is all grown up. <img src="http://xba.xanga.com/ab8c707516333192300357/w148195439.jpg&quot; width="300">

  • Paul

    You know it's a good DAR when your own wife is like, "wait, scroll back up to #47"

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      you might just win the "best wife" contest

    • Bdrizzle

      This fine young lady needs her own post!

      • BOCO_Kid

        Dylan has had many posts. Check back in time.

      • _Moose_

        Dylan… Dylan… Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. (Also the five greatest rappers of all time.)

    • Do want

      If this is the same wife who wouldn't get out of bed, #42, you sir have won the game.

    • Jonathan

      Similarly, I know it's a good DAR when I realize I don't have a wife telling me what the fuck to do.

      • Rick_

        Forever alone reasoning…

      • its_forge

        Look at a spectacular ass in blue plaid panties some more? I'll take that in a New York second, wtf's wrong with YOU?

    • Chivacy Please

      Love Dylan….but whatever happened to LG?

      • keystone183

        Check the local boob bar.

      • Chuck Norris

        Working for the government and being awesome. Her fb is here: https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple

        She is a badass chick and it sucks that she isn't on this site any more, but she's fun as hell to at least keep in contact with on fb. Miss her pics on here though.

      • Always Last

        She's busy working on modeling contracts, or school, or posts to collegehumor, or uncoached, or something………….

    • zoopilandia

      This chivette just made my day

    • Kevin

      Need I say MOAR?

    • The Buddha

      great shoes

    • mickey

      …"when your own wife is like…" Are you 12?

      • freddy

        I agree…turn in your man card if you talk, let alone write this way…

    • lazylightning

      i think he's got it backwards, you know it's a good WIFE when your wife says….

    • biggreentractor

      I want to spread your cheeks, bury my nose in as far as it will go, and let you ass go so it squishes my face….

    • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

      Sweet geezus, I think I'm in love. ❤

  • RatedR401

    #1 soon

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      awwww its a mommy boat and a baby boat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1301928422 Christos Chatziantoniou

      only in greece!!!

    • H4tr3d

      i would have recommended to read "How to Avoid Huge Ships" by John W. Trimmer

  • Hump Dar Troll

    #3 must find !!

    • Edd

      looks like XPac

    • AmBush_Steve

      Thanks Chive. (sarc) Anyone got a coathanger to get this image out of my head?

    • Brian

      I'm pretty sure he will find you, when you want him least.

    • winfields

      Hump Dar Troll failure… sorry, not funny.

    • Jim

      Do… Not.. Want….

    • ILoveChivettes

      Nice ass, no homo

    • Mikey

      KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Pat_Bateman1

        I'd kill it but, I dont want to have to disinfect my murdering gloves.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      really REALLY looks like Joe Rogan.

      • thedude325

        Shit, he's smoking DMT in public again…

    • asdfasdf

      FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

      HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

      1. GET FAKE BOOBS
      2. BE WHITE
      3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
      4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
      5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
      6. REPEAT 5
      7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
      8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
      9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
      10) THANK YOU
      11) allow men to exploit you
      12) act ditzy
      13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
      11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

      RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

      what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

      14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

      15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

      1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

      2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

      3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com

      • Scott

        You should kill yourself.

      • chivers alike

        You are a complete and total loser who really should pick up the cause in Africa or some other country…..just not here!!!

      • Mark

        Wow, ramble much? You mention the same bullet points about five different times. I only read to get the full grasp of your stupidity. I could oh so very easily rip all your points to shreds, but I gotta go after the big one (besides you're atrocious spelling and seemingly lack of counting ability). "1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will." The Chive got these pictures from the internet, which means they were already there, you moron.

        I know I know, don't feed the idiotic trolls. My bad.

      • coolhandluke

        The Chive does all of that? They must really put in a full day at work.

      • ChodeLauncher

        I tend to disagree

      • Maynard B.

        No one gives a fuck. Is there a way we can block this fucktard?

      • dickhead

        listen fatty get on a stair master

    • DaddyD

      Please tell me this is shopped. Even if it isn't tell me anyway so I can sleep.

    • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

      WTF!!! that is just WRONG!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #16
    And promptly received his man card.

    • JJT

      And the clap

    • Devin_Medrano

      His girl looks like a mail order bride.

      • yup

        Yeah…your point being…?

        • Devin_Medrano

          Making an observation on her attire.

      • truth

        looks hot.. i'd do her

        • Devin_Medrano

          Oh yeah, she's smoking

    • Poke4Life

      and a hooker…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Platinum Membership Man Card

  • hark1985

    #3 wtf!!! kill it now! Ammonia, or bleach or fire… hurry wtf man

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      The only way to destroy it is to throw it into the lava of Mt. Doom.

      • http://www.facebook.com/yuesknight Kaze No Tenshi

        seriously … im gay and i even think "WTF" … LOL

        • Tecumseh

          That made me laugh. Thanks Kaze.
          I think that seals it. If a gay man says "WTF", then WTF!
          Do like the boots though.

    • Chet_Manly

      "Betch, I'm fabulous!"

    • lives in Japan

      ammonia and bleach together!!! (result: poisonous gas)

  • https://www.facebook.com/brianrtracy Brian Tracy

    After riding my bike back from a long day at work, I love having the DAR to look forward to. Keepin Calm at CCU all summer long!

  • Whoopi_G

    #30 Is what dreams are made of.

    • truth

      #20 also a great ass…. man i want this chick bad….

    • salute my shorts

      Sploosh

    • asdfasdf

      what trashy girl where she poops?

      • bob

        Need more sexy classy and less sexy slutty

    • http://www.thechive.com TX_Country_Boy

      no kidding. that and #49.

    • Flash619

      Need MOAR!!!

    • Drew

      Agreed!

  • Whoopi_G

    #7 Purple Rain bitch!

    • longshot421

      Beat me to it. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

    • 1/2FunAndDontCry

      Game Blouses!

    • HotRN

      Looks like the little Mexican guy of Eastbound and down season two! LOL

    • Natalie

      Blouses

  • Yes I would

    #22 i read that as "bang the face" ratio

    • Meowmix

      I agree with the "Face to Bang" part of the text

    • Freaksngeeks

      Whoever is making these needs to realize that the forehead/bangs don't start at the highest point of hair on the head lol

    • Rodrigo

      Good God, am I alone in my loathing of Zooey? My idea of "bang the face" would involve me rearranging her grill with a PVC pipe. I can't wait for her to fade into inevitable obscurity.

    • asdfasdf

      FIRE ALL THESE WOMEN IMMEDIATELY ATTENTION SEEKING NOPE!!!!

      HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

      1. GET FAKE BOOBS
      2. BE WHITE
      3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
      4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
      5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
      6. REPEAT 5
      7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
      8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
      9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
      10) THANK YOU
      11) allow men to exploit you
      12) act ditzy
      13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
      11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

      RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

      what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

      14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

      15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

      1. none of these girls probably want these pictures on the internet. shame on chive for stalking and posting pictures against their will.

      2. those who don want pictures, you are attention seeking. why are you trying to self validate your existence by posting pictures to a bunch of grown disgusting 40 year old chive staffers?

      3. we need more posts about cultural awareness. Like great black thinkers, black historians, great moments for black culture, great composers, etc. Not pictures of bottle blondes with botched plastic surgery , WHITE GIRLS. WE NEED MORE MI NORITIES PLEASE. this is what the public demands.

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com

      • The truth

        The start a website that has all that stuff….Ass Clown! This is a free country and you are free to leave.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Too Long
        Did Not Read

        Remember Trolls, Less = More

      • guest

        I'm 45. Not 40.

      • Nickincollege

        I think it's obvious who actually seeks the the attention. Go seek somewhere else. And as for 4. "Camera phone"? I'm pretty sure cameras are standard on phones now, so you can just call it a "phone". This isn't 2005.

      • Long-Winded email

        Well, that was a long-winded email, now wasn't it? If you don't like the Chive, then don't look at it. It's that simple.

        Another thing that is simple to understand is the fact that white women are just, all around better looking.

      • LIKE A BOSS

        Who the fuck let you out?

  • 650

    #21 #49 do want
    #36 I'm taking a tall glass of milk to the premiere

    • 1/2FunAndDontCry

      You almost forgot #24,

      there you go.

      #21 OMG MMMMOOOOAAAAARRRRRR

      • chiver

        #21 is damn near as good as any i've seen… freaking gorgeous.. my dreams will be full of her

        • MilesLong

          Yeah… In the middle pic you can almost see into the panties…. the promised land. Would love to bury my face between those pink lips.

    • Potsie

      for #36, I certainly hope it's not hot out that day

    • KyleGamgee

      Milk is a bad choice.

    • WhyVess

      #21 reminds me of Camille crimson.

  • Panigale

    #3 #6 NICE ASS.

    • Tecumseh

      Thumb down. Thumb up. Cancels out.

      • Panigale

        I was actually shooting for a "0" on my likes/dislikes…I guess there are a few extra gays.

  • Chivette

    #48 amazing photo! Is that Windsor Castle?

    • El_Capitano

      Edinburgh Castle.

      • cicadetta

        Wait, it's Edinburgh? Geez, I have been there. But somehow I missed that angle…

        • El_Capitano

          I stayed at a hostel while in Edinburgh and that is the view I got after walking out the front door! My pics weren't quite as awesome as this one though…

        • Just Saying

          That is an example of HDR (high dynamic range) photos. Some love it, some hate. Check out stuckincustoms.com or google Trey Ratcliff for some more examples.

    • cicadetta

      Wherever it is, I want to go there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kennedyirl JKennedy

      Edinburgh Castle!

    • Matt

      Edinburgh Castle, Scotland

    • mattgn

      its the view from the cowgate behind edinburgh castle. Lived there for 4 years, best city I've lived in

    • Dallas

      Edinburgh Castle. I was just there last month actually.

    • b_mckillop

      i wil;l be going there. and i will climb to the top of that castle and yell at the top of my lungs. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mac

      I was born there, well not in the castle but in Edinburgh 🙂

    • TheJesus

      Edinburgh is a kick-ass city…highly recommend visiting.

    • DougieMonster

      Nah. It's Edinburgh Castle, as viewed from down in the grassmarket.

    • Vampirate

      Is that a tardis?

      • Doctor

        The old girl is looking a bit fat!
        We spent too much time in merica..

    • Big J

      Aye the castle in my home town in Edinburgh, wouldn't get such a nice photo on a Friday/Saturday night though, that street is full of stag parties.

    • Nicole

      Thats Grassmarket a great place to be on a Friday night

    • PChem

      Edinburgh

    • dachive

      thats edinburgh castle taken from the grassmarket . some good pubs there …

  • Steven Mosley

    My professor is awesome, we should be polishing up for Geology finals but instead he put the DAR on the monitor. the entire class literally started cheering when he got to #49

    • Yep

      Holy Fuck

    • ChiveChive

      This should have 300 thumbs-up by now guys (and gals) C'MON! AMMMAZING!!

    • LoneOsprey

      I'm hoping and voting and maybe a bit of begging for an HD version of this pic. 🙂

      • KyleGamgee

        Yep.

        Gonna need that in HD.

    • boner

      FAP FAP FAP FAP done

    • Skedaddle

      You've got a great Prof. Now he needs to make it the class wallpaper.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      thank god for institutions of higher learning.
      you could NEVER get away with this in a high school

    • asshole

      fuck learning

    • http://www.thechive.com TX_Country_Boy

      this is the greatest story ever. wish i had those profs when i went to school. and yea, this shit would NOT fly in high school. KCCO.

    • desperate

      There must be a set here…. moar please??? Links???

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #10
    You swear they're real?

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i wanna see the video of this

    • justin

      Does it matter if they are real?

      • The Truth

        no it doesn't matter… to big either way

    • KyleGamgee

      She swears… but she looks awful nervous.

      Maybe she'll take a polyamorous test.

    • Meep

      Ehh..They're alright…you can see here NSFW (http://i.imgur.com/niahZ.jpg)

      • bambam

        checked them out – actually kind of ugly tits if you ask me.

        • serious?

          I don't know what you guys are smokin but I want MOAR!

        • fact

          Agreed. Nips look like pink pancakes

        • chiver

          Yup. much too sloppy and big

    • Cutta

      If I can feel em, they are real!

  • DylanFan

    #47 good to have you back Dylan

    • BloodScrubber

      Amen.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

        Agreed.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      you sure that's Dylan?

      • PJ from SE PA

        who cares! that chick is smokin'!!

  • hark1985

    #47 By the beard of Zeus! Wow. jaw dropped

  • Whoopi_G

    #36 I miss your musk.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=801859061 Vince-Kristin Aleman

      I love lamp

    • FLA

      Hopefully this sequel is better than when the raccoon got into the copier machine.

    • bob the chair

      What's going on with the last two legs? Don't they come in pairs?

      • Buckeye

        It's so damn hot…milk was a bad choice

  • Blah

    #3 – Easy legs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/yuesknight Kaze No Tenshi

      CHIVE #3 seriously ??? …. im gay … and i even said WTF !!! …. LOL

  • boomstick

    #1 bout to see some pwnage in a second.

  • p$d

    #13 more with boobs

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      OH! So those are your boobs! Thanks for pointing that out, we WERE totally clueless you know…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – <img src="http://j.mp/JfeGp3"&gt;

    • Ummm....

      *Drool

    • whos.mike

      I want more of that smile…..

    • Chuck

      Have to admit – I like the one with the boobs better. Great smile tho.

    • The Answer

      She has drew barrymore face… 😦

    • KyleGamgee

      Cute!!

  • Brick

    #36 I don't know what I'm yelling for !!!!!

    • 650

      60% of the time, they'll make a sequel every time

    • uplim

      "I don't know what I'm yelling ABOUT!"

    • https://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

      LOUD NOISES!!!!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      where did get that grenade?
      I DON'T KNOW!

      • Yoselahonda

        Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.

    • Mike

      There is only 6 legs in that pic?

  • NJ_Chiver

    #34 Choot'em Elizabeth!!!

    • justin

      im just a gator. Swimming in ur pool…come on in the waters fine

    • Troy

      YeahYeahYeah Yeeeaaahhhhh!

    • stonewall_79

      LOL best show ever!!!

    • jeff

      port charlotte fl.

    • liv

      LMFAO! u sir, just made my day!

    • Kurtis

      Git em in da boat dere ya

    • Drew

      Awesome

  • MgoBlue

    #7 – Awesome kid is Awesome.

    • chiver

      parents are d bags

  • hark1985

    #36 Stay Classy!

    • Jammy

      "I am going to punch you in the ovaries"

    • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

      LOOOOOOOOUD NOOOOOOISEEESSSSS

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