Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Ender84


    • RonJ

      Is this basically your way of saying first?

      • Ender84

        My life would suck without Chive and specifically hump day – don't harsh my mellow. First was byproduct of my over-excitement!

        • Anthony

          Haha how sad

    • Me.

      #4 "Little human…you are drunk"

    • MDchive

      Sometimes I forget and it makes it even better

  • hater

    #30 L-I-V-I-N.

    • http://twitter.com/420B1llH1cks @420B1llH1cks

      Man I love this movie:

      Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

      • thatdudespike

        what movie is this?

        • thatdudespike

          nevermind lol i got it

    • Livin' Legend

      My middle name. Literally.

    • David Wooderson

      Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

      • Brandon

        Man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book

        • Dick Folgers

          Right next to the Sea Monkeys

          • Smitty

            Man, you better get your wood screws out, cause I'm gonna blow your doors clean off!

    • @lackofabetter
    • NDChiver

      Imagine how many people are fuckin out out there…just goin at it

    • amrith777

      Not to worry. There’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the Moon Tower. Full kegs, everybody’s gonna be there, you oughta go….

  • craig

    #24 what are you doing… get out of the way!!!

    • RandomTask09

      Worst photo-bomb EVER !!

    • iheartboobs

      Move bitch, get out the way!

    • The Joe

      MOVE YO HEAD!!!

    • Dude Imbibes

      Agreed. Although that is the same expression I'd have if my head was there.

    • sternsucks


    • Dabears

      I hate u! Move

  • 6655321

    #17 That's such a cute dress. Damn, that's the first thing I thought? Uh oh.

    • Nohmbdy

      How's that gay thing working out for you?

      • 6655321


    • http://www.facebook.com/MichJackman Michael Jackman

      There is a dress in this pic? you mean that cloth material that has cropped the picture? lol

    • Bron Faulkes

      You are welcome, guys

      • http://twitter.com/Dignen @Dignen

        Thank you Bron Faulkes, much obliged.

      • whosyopapi

        Love Conan. Wow she is beautiful!

    • The Joe

      Couldn't help but notice the words "Fox" and "moist" all over the wall behind her… Feels right…

      • Guest

        and "teen"

    • ted stevens

      Beautiful girl, but so skinny

    • Djblue

      In your defense, it IS a cute dress…

    • DrGarnicus

      It helps that she's cute and that the hem is raised to show the pathway to all that is great and awesome.

  • Zip

    Awesome stuff!

  • craig

    #26 should of had subway… see what you get.

    • aussie aussie aussie

      subway is mass produced shit…. and i would never line up for it….let alone actually pay for it..

      • Lukinhas

        should've had coke zero!!!

        • Optimus_prime

          No coke, pepsi!

    • Guest

      Should've learned the difference between have and of. *smh*

      To quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper (and others): "I weep for humanity."

  • bwkisley

    #15 this is what I want to do to all the people who say first!

  • Beans

    This is all men's dream come true #1

    • Beans

      and #5 of course

      • Ender84

        Add #29 and then #19 while she is in the kitchen baking. Is she cool with blumpkins?!?

    • Yoko

      Of course…who doesn't love some tiny poo particles all over their Pringles?

    • Token Black Chiver

      Till your legs & ass go numb from scrolling The Chive for hours on a toilet

    • Static

      anyone else notice the Beers in the sink!

    • Poke4Life

      Whatever! I take a shit to get away from work…

    • dominantone

      or you could just get a smart phone.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #17 Nina Dobrev is just… wow. Canadian girl at their finest.

    #29 And, you should just marry her right there.

    • Guse

      Yes, except the minute she got that ring those cakes would never come again.

    • Bateboiko

      She's born and is Bulgarian, she has also a Canadian nationality.

    • TheJesus

      Wow…I would have bet money that was Emmanuelle Chriqui. They're dead ringers…

    • ak05

      Nina is from Bulgaria 😛

    • plamen

      she is bulgarian…

  • vodkamartini

    #17 what a refreshing breeze

    • dirq jones

      Who is that?

    • FartSniffer

      Was that a fart?

  • bwkisley



    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'd propose!! That very instant!

      – the one you love to hate

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      what a keeper

    • dude

      Found her inthekitchen#1982
      no really we need to find her!

      • JerseyGuy

        The photo is from last night's reddit postings.

    • Ryan Killa

      Not sure if the Diablo III cake, your smile, or that marvelous rack, but I will fight Ryan to the death for you!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Good morning my beloved minion, did you sleep well? I sure did…

    About my FIRST yesterday on the 'Pat a virgin on the Nintendo 64' gallery (see http://j.mp/JHqihK for a trip down short term memory lane)…

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QqFkX.jpg"&gt;
    Words can not describe the love I feel for you right meow, my darling minion.
    To have my personal army of minions push me back from -110 to -116 in just ten hours is a power that makes me feel all strong, confident, desired, warm and fuzzy inside. And even a tiny tad emotional.

    I want to let you know I'm moved to tears right meow and want to thank you from the bottom of my… bottom.

    Biggest Hug yet,
    – yours, undeniable part of the Chive, and here to stay… ❤

    • fuckoffetcrr

      hey Paula.

    • EdMund

      Come on Paula… That was only 2. I know you could do better, Foster got 10.

    • rromero

      I have to say that now it doesn't matter if I like what you say or not, is more like a tradition to give you thumbs down; the only thing that I still don't get is why you like it?

      Well, good night chivers.

      Hopefully when I wake up there's gonna be some humps to start my day!

    • yeah

      I still think you're HHNF (HellHathNoFury from the older days of the Chive) reincarnated…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        • P-Willy

          Paula, you stink of sex….

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        I asked HHNF.. she said its not her

        • Always Last

          HHNF needs to post more wet tank tops pics!

    • Holy Hell

      You my dear, are the very essence of TheChive.
      Have you changed your mind about ever dating an Ogre ?

    • https://www.facebook.com/WyattFDixon Wyatt Dixon

      SHIT. I thumbed up 😐

    • Richard

      Why is she still alive?

  • craig

    #20 NOOOO!!!!

    • RealZoo


    • The Joe

      Dammit Benny! I told you to wait until we got up there with the camera!

    • Chuck

      I said get down from there!

  • chey

    #1 Honestly, what else do you need?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      A brain.
      And a girlfriend.

      – the one you love to hate

    • rromero

      #29 will be a good combo

    • Slim

      A shit-tonne of Preparation H. Didn't your mother teach you that sitting on the loo too wrong will give a wicked case of emmas?

    • TheJesus

      It's all right there…pringles, computer, toilet, your never-ending virginity…

  • bzazz

    #19 Someone burned her bra!

    • Awesome

      Find her!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy Warren

    Chive, I'm finally going to do it… I'm going to ask out the woman I've had a crush on for such a long time. Wish me luck!!! Oh, and happy hump day!!! KCCO

    • chivepolice

      too late. your friendzoned forever by now.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy Warren

        with my horrible luck (evident by posting the same comment twice) i would be willing to bet you a 12 pack that you are unfortunately correct Mr. officer… now then, which way to the Krispy Kreme?

        • Big C

          Don't listen to any negative comments. Whether or not things go well, you'll still have more courage than most people on here. If she rejects you, then yes, it will probably hurt, but don't let that ruin your life. KCCO and remember that there's more fish in the sea. Good luck, fellow Chiver!

        • JESSE

          you're doing at least 2 things wrong. 1 putting a ton of pressure on yourself and the situation. Relax, if she says no move on. 2 demeaning yourself by decrying your confidence and besmirching your self esteem will only hurt you during this "emotional ordeal" -which by the way it isn't because you are basically telling this chick that you have physical urges for her: the only difference between platonic and romantic relationships.
          You probably should have made a move when you first met her, or let HER dangle in YOUR friend zone. If you don't get the impression she wants you, you're probably already fucked. Good luck though

          • 29er

            Nice wording JESSE! It's better to live knowing you tried than to wonder how things could have been.

      • figleaf

        * you're

    • Skip

      How'd it go?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy Warren

        Got a date this Friday!!

  • bwkisley


  • Rollout25

    #3 "Don't worry they will move. I learned that driving the Saratoga." -Captain Ron

    • Jsin

      If we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions!

  • HoustonChiver

    #2…thats where i go to practice my ninjitsu also!…#29 WANT…both 😀

  • Ander

    #29 must be nice to have a girl who appreciates your hobbies instead of busting your balls for it

    • saucypants

      Especially when she's a fucking smokeshow.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B


    • ladderzombie

      Ryan…MARRY HER!

    • thom

      Wait until after the wedding and see if she is still making cakes and letting him play video games.

      • PunkInDrublic

        My wife loves it when I play video games. I still get to play several times a week. Though she's a little too busy to bake cakes now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy Warren

    Chive, I'm finally going to do it… I'm going to ask out the woman I've had a crush on for such a long time. Wish me luck!!! Oh, and happy hump day!!! KCCO

    • chivepolice


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy Warren

        haha, must have hit the damn return button more than expected… nope, not nervous at all

    • no jeremy

      no i will not go out with you….my god just because i told you i love this site was not a……oh please go ahead and post it that you finally found your balls to ask me out!

  • chivepolice

    no one reads the fucking comments on the 2nd page. why bother?

    • https://www.facebook.com/devin.flanagan Devin Flanagan

      that's funny and SOOOOO true!!

    • rromero

      Why not?

    • Holy Hell

      Except for the DAR.

  • Sean

    #1 The thing that concerns me most is those Pringles cans…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #7 Just cut out the bottom. Check mate, Ben And Jerry's!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Or just cut a hole in the top.

      • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

        Well yeah… if you want the sane, sensible solution.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Pointless device; should be a fully sealed metal container.

      – the one you love to hate

    • SockMoney17

      Sure there is a "U" in "My Pint"……its just upside down

      • The Joe

        Hence the aforementioned hole in the bottom of the pint… You sir, are a mastermind!

  • ZachBob

    all ready for diablo 3

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