May 16, 2012 |
In: Animals, Awesome, Funny
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Category: Animals, Awesome, Funny
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#10 Sarah Jessica Parker's Mexican cousin???
All that ass… in those jeans
Somewhere in Tijuana…
Sarah yessica parkar
Mexican cousin? stupid… asshole!!!
That's just wrong! HAHA
#26 That is one "cool" dog!!!
I really question the owner's diet though. It's just bread in different shapes.
…and tastes a bit like dog
No it's oranges. Must be battling scurvy…
OMG SO FUNNY. no.
what kind of dog is that?
#19 Did anyone feel the mood die here? God damn.
Years ago I had to jump the fence in the backyard to get in the house because I accidentally got locked out. It was almost pitch black and my chow chow attacked me with relentlessness and anger I'd never seen before. Luckily after a few seconds she realized it was me and didnt fuck me up. No cat would do anything like that. Dogs are the best!
A Cat might…if it was a lion or a tiger?
Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Jesus, right?? A little follow up on how the dog is now would be great.
Seriously!! WTF………..if this pic of the poor dog's gonna be posted, we need an update on what happened and how he's doing!!!
I hope he ripped the bastard's testicles off.
He better have gotten a pretty great meal when that was all over.
I hope he got a pretty great burglar meal.
If that were my dog, I'd still be punching the wet spot on my carpet that used to be a burglar. Seriously, can we get an update on the dog?
This is exactly y u shoot mother f@ckers that break into your house. SOB would be full of 00 buck if he had broken into my house.
This seriously got thumbs downed? I with you man.
Either way, we need a dog update.
Fuck yeah! Hope the c%^ksucker's got a few big chunks out of his ass.
But serious, man's best friend right there
It looks a lot more like she got rolled by a car than beat with a blunt object.
Still dogs are in fact the best animals ever, selfless and amazing.
So the guy who beat him is dead? (hopefully) or in prison for the rest of his life! No other animal protects it's owner so well
Hopefully the douche is dead. In Michigan, the intruder could actually come at you an your property if you injure them during a break in. In my CPL class, we were taught shoot to kill.
Dog update…… Damn…..
urgent update on this heroic pup plz
His shoulder looks like a medium well done porterhouse….mmmmm
Just gotta say that my heart sank and my smile vanished when I saw this.
I hope she isn't too traumatized. If she was mine, I'd make damn sure to get a Staffie or some other Terrier to watch her back after what she did for me.
google "dog saves owner", be busy the rest of the day. google "cat saves owner", and proceed with the rest of your day. cats suck, but the chive gives them their own post every week? nobody ever refered to cats as mans best friend.
Wah Wah Wah
when i saw this pic i couldnt help but hear that fuking Sarah mclaugflinfg whatever the hel her name is song
Time to go masturbate
That dog deserve its own chive shirt!
Death penalty for animal abusers.
It's cheap and weak to torture an animal.
Weak people contaminate the gene pool.
Logic proven. Thus, Death penalty for animal abusers.
Let's be honest – everyone upset here is a hypocritical dumbass who pretends cruelty to dogs is as low as you can go, but killing a pig is a-okay.
Killing a pig is fine as that is what they are raised for. They also aren't abused or killed in a cruel manner. They live a good life, get fat, get laid, and then are killed painlessly so what's the issue? Abusing/beating any animal is wrong, continuing the food chain humanely is not.
The more people I meet, the more I like dogs…
is there any way to get an update on this beautiful animal
brought tears to my eyes
#10 Dat Ass
Yes, SJP does have a great ass, doesn't she?!
#19 Awesome dog, but seriously, get it some medical attention.
The wound is dry and closing. Looks like a pic taken while changing bandages.
chive should attach the name and address of the scumbag who hurt this dog.. i would love to pay that person a visit..hope the dog is all better now
That looks like a wound from being dragged underneath a car.
Someone most likely re-purposed it for dramatic effect on the internet….
You dont get beaten to death and then pose for the camera >.>
The poor thing! Dogs are def human's best friend! Hope he is domingo fine now he's a hero!
"domingo fine"….I shall strive to use that in a conversation today
A cat would just look on with a demeanor of mild annoyance…
Judging the whole time…
I need to get a dog…
#31 WTF ???
#19 meanwhile, the cat just looked up at the robber and went back to sleep
That's why dogs rule MAC
Actually, most cats would offer the crook the combination to the safe if he would feed it some treats.
Not really, my cats feel as though they are entitled to treats anyway.
Here we go again with the dog vs cat, buy a fucking shotgun man.
Shotguns are great…if you're awake when the break in occurs.
#19 I just had a huge feel right there! ; _ ;
Noble creatures, man
#37 Now that's a bear hug
bear conga line
#5 Justin Bieber approved
Bitch, I'm fabulous.
All it needs is a pop tart and it will be nyan cat
#15 TEABAG. Poor decision on the girls part
Doggie's giving her a starfish kiss
#22 Seen a jingle truck, jingle tractor, jingle motorcycle, bycicle, bus…… but a Jingle–Camel? It's gettin "Real" up in here.
Pimp My Camel….
Drunk donkey, half naked chick… nothing bad is going to happen there…
#39 GUESS WHO!!
#19 definitely man's best friend. Or woman's.
Jungle broner anyone?
BALLS IN ALL YOUR MOUTHS! I shall destroy you ALL!!!!
#12 blew my mind!
#19 You wouldn't ever see a cat doing that!
Or a fish! Or a ferret! Those bastards. My cock though, he's an angry little fucker, won't even let me in the house.
Depends on the cat. if that house had a tiger in it, the thieves would have been lucky to end up in the icu. On the other hand, had the dog been the size of a normal house cat, like a chihuahua, it would have been punted across the street. Just a question of size.
#12 Now if it only had some dreadlocks and a laser pointer, it would be just like the predator!
#2 Chuck Norris
Chuck Norwich (Terrier)
I'd like some french fried potaters. Mmm Hmmm.
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