The biggest swimming pool in the world is, well, quite large (21 Photos)

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  • Dibdy

    Now, to hold the worlds biggest skinny dipping party!!!! Chivettes get in for free!!!!

    • GrippySF

      I'd rather have a big skinny dipping party in a small pool, or in #18, jussayin.

    • Maverick

      Sausage fest!

    • rorey

      its salt. water how fucking lame

      • Notrealysure

        Salt water pools actually aren't bad at all. When done right, you can't even tell and it's better than chlorine.


    I need that.

    • Frédéric Purenne

      Wait, you NEED that? WTF, my question was why the fuck would they need it in the first place? Build the friggin hotels 50 meters closer to the sea and let people use the beach!

      I honestly don't get this.

  • Dan

    Wish I was there.

    • Evan

      Wish I could piss in it.

  • Mr. Fister


    • Mrs. Fister

      Because fuck you, that's why

    • Muskiemaddness

      Because we fucked up the Ocean, now swim in fakeness

    • thatguy

      Because the ocean sucks. It is filled with salt that burns your eyes and creatures that want to eat the rest of you.

    • AmBush_Steve

      To keep rookie windsurfers from surfing from Isreal to Egypt like I almost did.

    • Greg

      The ocean right next to the resort is unswimmable. It was a pretty big problem for the resorts in the area seeing as, you know, people like to go in the water when they are at the beach. When the new resort was built they fixed that problem with a giant ass pool.

  • Vent187

    What happens if a kid craps in there?

    • MattKL


      • Brian

        Spaulding! NOO!

    • Dookieboy

      "Everybody ouuut!! "
      *Women, children, and grown men screaming.
      "OH MY GOD!!"
      "MY LEG!!"

    • Dave

      Then the pool guy shows up with his really long pole in his hand…..Whoops!

    • Tony

      Code brown

    • mikethemotormouth

      i was just thinking of what it'd be like to baby ruth that ish

  • celticsquid

    One helluva pool party!

  • AtlChiver

    #11 Not holding my breath from one end of this son-od-a-bitch to the other. Damn.

    • Jacob Ellis

      That would be one hell of a drink bet.

  • Mikerhinos

    Real ocean a few meters away ? FAIL !

    • Dan

      If you knew what kind of nasty crap is floating in the ocean, you wouldn't swim in it.

      • Maytrix

        Same could be said for many pools – ocean might be cleaner..

    • @McBeastie666

      a large, clean swimming pool is a fail because it's next to the ocean?

      • Mike

        Nope, it is only a fail to the OP because they are too lazy to do a little research and realize that the ocean next to the pool is unswimmable because it is rocky and rough.

        • Mike Jr

          Additionally, the water is to cold for resort swimming.

        • whos.mike

          I wonder where they got all the fucking water to fill it. Do you think that they used bottled water??? It is kinda dry out there in the sands.

    • alfovic

      ehh, not swimable! people died there!

  • Alpha_Dog

    That's not a pool, that's a man-made lake. But a damn nice one at that!

    • D-Wiz

      i thought the exact same thing when i saw this. it's nice but not unusual. wonder what gives it pool status over a man made lake? or is bob just feeding us BS again? they seem to put a lot of posts up of cool things they find without actually knowing exactly what it is..

      • Steve

        I don't know too much about the subject but do man-made-lakes have chlorine in the water?

        • gedda_g

          I worked at a camp with a 3 acre man-made lake. They chlorinated it weekly by strapping a bucket of chlorine to the back of a jet ski and moshing the hell out of it. I think the difference between a man-made lake and a pool may be that a lake has sand on the bottom while a pool is nice, smooth plaster.

  • Christopher

    It seems cool and all, but why would you want to sail / kayak in the pool when you have an ocean right next to you? Unless the ocean has horrible rip tides or something…

    • tank

      sharks !!!

      • Trig

        Rip tides, pollution and coz the waters cold in Chile!
        "I thank you!"

        • Lil John

          Because the ocean wants you dead!

  • JackDiesel

    I want to pee in it.

  • Tyler

    Is it the same depth the whole way across?

    • Chiver

      Nope. 115' at deepest point. Pretty crazy!

    • Oliver Vorian Wang

      no. Some parts are shallow enough to wade in, some parts are deep enough you'd want to cross it only with either those yachts or a kayak.

  • jow


    • Schart

      First to demonstrate even in the chive we can't get away from fuck tards…

      • pickleman77

        Sadly, he's not the first. Fuck Tards have been posting "first" for far to long on this epic website.

        • Fish

          What's the deal with this "First" post thing? These tards never give an opinion or an observation or anything, just "First". Oh, well played. Brilliant! Pure hilarity!
          Ya fuckin Moron ya.

  • echogeo

    I know! We'll put it right next to the ocean!

  • Liam_K

    In 'Merica we call that a Man Made Lake.

  • Dr_Fap

    I would hate to be in charge of cleaning that.

    • Guest

      I wonder if it is chlorinated and if so how much it takes?

    • rorey

      its just treated salt water

  • Jim

    I don't see a swim up bar…

    • mikethemotormouth

      i google maps-ed it. looks like it might be on the north end, south end, and/or that giant pyramid thing…although i'd be pretty upset that there weren't some out in the middle or something…

  • MattKL

    Imagine how many hundreds of people have peed in it.


    I could pee in that and nobody would ever know!!!

    • carl

      you could poop in it and no one would know…for days at least!

  • duh

    Ocean is way to cold there

  • Eastwood

    i would surely pee in it….and don't call me Shirley.

  • Leddy420

    Epic game of Marco Polo awaits..

    • tv_paul

      First thing I thought of too.

    • jay

      good luck to the person whose calling "marco" first…

    • thedude325

      Release the sharks…

  • SadeShadz

    #8 This is epic o.O Wow.

  • ... and?...

    And there are no more than 20 people in it?

    • Nilbog

      It's very difficult to get a .. room.. there. This isn't exactly a resort so much as a ton of apartments for rent, nightly. There are no amenities, no restaurants, and you have to bring your own towels and sheets for the beds. Pool access is not included in the apartments, it's 8$ per person per access. Meaning, if you want to go to back to your room for a little while after being in the pool, you're gonna have to pay 8$ if you want to come back to the pool. Or the bathroom for that matter. Yeah, that explains it.

      • Dick Innabocks

        The charge is for the heated pool. The access for the main pool has no charge if you're stayin there.

    • Nugget

      If nobody is ever using it…then I cannot understand the point.

    • Dick Innabocks

      Many of the photos are advertising shots (you can see them in their web site). Others were taken during winter. On summer you can see a lot of people, but of course the number it is limited to those actually staying there.

  • Beast

    It is in this pool, that the universe keeps its fucks.

    • freddy boy

      Beast, I think your comment is very, very funny. Thanks.

    • Dick Salad

      Awesome comment, I just don't think the mouth breathers are putting it into the right context.

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