These are not my captions (34 photos)

  • SadeShadz

    #21 True story. #13 WIN!

  • M4jestic

    #31 Ass kicking in 3 … 2 … 1

  • Static

    just want to vent.. I just got my BFM shirt. what a piece of shit! the material is total crap. this sucks. took soo long to get one and i find out that it might as well be made of paper! i could buy a hanes t-shirt thats made better than this. not even worth $5. I have to pay to return it too! c'mon chive whoever you buy your blank t's from…. FIND A NEW SOURCE.

    • Yup

      Its American Apparel.. All their shirts are like that. Lots of shirts are like that now, especially higher end shirts. Just the blank is 20 bucks! They're normally tighter fitting too, so you have to order up a size if you dont want it to fit like a muscle shirt.

  • Penal_Colony

    #25 Bullshit you wouldn't.

    • Penal_Colony

      Allow me to clarify that: Megan Fox is a dumb, talentless one-trick pony. However, If any heterosexual male ever met a girl who looked like even remotely like this in real life, he would be the world's biggest retard to stand there and scrutinize every conceivable flaw ("fat crease looks like buttcrack runs over spine"? Seriously?) instead of appreciating what he was seeing.

      • It's sarcasm!

        KCCO! Think you don't get it penal.

        • Penal_Colony

          No, I totally get it, and it's funny. Just went off on a tangent wondering if any straight guy on the planet would actually be that shallow. I'm guessing not.

  • ElDiablo69

    TFF!! Stuff is hilarious!

  • letters85

    Seriously… I'm sure she's got a lot of pressure on her… Wow.

  • Powshredder

    #26 LOL. Thats awesome

  • Wyatt Dixon

    these comments are inadequately funny

  • Bradyized

    #33 HAHAHAHA Epic.

  • Shiguy

    Good thing is, the Reopard makes him fast!

  • Mike

    #8 correction, Husband level, closest he's been to sex since those kids came along, #score

  • rudo rudo

    #3 ·· MERICA hahaha.. the mayans didn't get conquer by Spain. You really gotta start reading guys

    • llew

      um yes, yes they did… they got conquered by the spanish conquistadores

      • mmmm

        nop, they didn't the Mayan Empire disappeared before the arrival of the Spanish, the Aztec empire got conquered and it was in great part becouse they had a prophecy that sugests the arrival of the spanish

      • Word

        Umm no, no they didnt! ..No one knows what happend to them exactly for sure. There are only theories. One of the most popular is that the people (who consisted of mostly slaves) revolted against the King and hierarchy over poor crops do to exhausting the land and their resources. Basically the poor got sick of the few fat cats sittin up top of their temples while they were dying of starvation!.. You know the same kind of thing that is going on in the US and a lot of other places in the world right now!

        • llew

          um yes, yes they did! the 'classic' mayan empire started to disappear around about the 8th and 9th century but there were still mayan cities up until the 16/17th centuries when the spanish invaded that area…

          • The Anonymous Mayan

            The caption is still wrong. The Mayans predicted the coming of The Spaniards. Mel Gibson told me so.

      • rudo rudo

        Sad… thats very sad

  • MissChris

    #29 Shit just got real – yikes!

  • Greg

    #9 Apple got a patent for this


    #32 laughed my ass off

  • Shame on you

    If you laughed at this…….
    You're racist!!!

    • figleaf

      Nope. I laughed at it cuz it's fucking hilarious!!

    • Penal_Colony

      If being racist is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    • J. Blow

      What if you laughed so hard you cried!??

      • nepster

        Then you're a sympathetic racist.

  • Liam_K


  • drbman

    #20 the naked Gun, my very first funny movie!

    • guest

      its from "Airplane!" dumbass

  • Abc

    #20 I see what you did there…

  • cicadetta

    #8 I hope I'm not the only one who is completely sick of the word "friendzone."

  • Stephen

    Who's #17?

  • Ffjdr

    Yes they did actually that's why people think they may be right. I personally think whoever made the calendar said screw this and quit.

  • brophy

    #31 has me crying laughing at my desk

  • Bob

    #25 woman so bangable

  • SmokinLamb

    #25 wow, who ever took the time to do this pic has some serious problems. Really. Not to mention is probably a mid thirties virgin living in his mothers basement.

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