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  • Zmarrs

    I often try to come up with reasons to justify why the women who wouldn't give me the time of day aren't worth cry/masturbating over too.

  • colin

    say what you will, i'd definitely hit it.

  • tyler

    Who looks for all that shit on a girl! like here forehead is 63% of her face who gives a shit! i would

  • Meow

    Is this for real? If someone is really going to criticize her eyes as "Legolas", they're obviously super cool. The "63%" isn't correct either; it's called volume. I hope I'm just not understanding the humor in this one…

  • Joey

    Whoever wouldn't hit that is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows!

  • Jack Russell

    Sometimes people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them…

  • https://www.facebook.com/tourniquet11 Ramification Zoobi

    I would o.O I dont know what you're on about

  • http://www.internetfruitautomaten.nl/ fruitautomaten

    Who is the girl, i recognize her.

    • guest

      Megan Fox, i think

  • justin

    she sexy dude you need to stop being like a bag of skittles……tastin the rainbow

  • Reality

    Pathetic attempt to be humorous,

    I could contradict all your points, but not going to.
    All in all my conclusion:
    Pathetic attempt to be funny on a girl, whom you never ever would have a chance to hit on.

  • Ellie

    Agreed with all comments above, Magen fox is beautiful.

  • Snowcake33

    Fuck you man, I'm a girl and even I would bang Megan Fox if given the chance! Especially when she was on the motorcycle in transformers. yummy.

  • Ann Ony Mouse

    I think this was actually made my a jealous woman – I am a woman and have to admit that I can see no fault with Megan Fox!!!

  • Artemis

    Wow whoever made this is a hater that just can't stand that other people can look better than them. People like you make me sick. Why would you even take the time to come up with random stupid things to make fun of someone you don't know? You disgust me.

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