Burnsday! (55 photos)

  • youknow

    #47 On WIsconsin! MOAR!

    • Bucky the Badger

      I approve this picture

    • Mke

      Great nips and great shirt!!

    • press

      Ah, the Dairy State.

    • pjn

      Love the shirt

    • josh mazurkiewicz

      best one ive ever seen.

    • slacker

      Love seeing those Wisconsin girls!!!

    • dave

      Where in wisconsin?

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #41 I ❤ BURNSDAY!!!

    • izismile.com

      this photo is from 2007

      • KC-L

        its not actually..

        • Alouicious

          april fool's

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      #51 me wants

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      who doesnt?

    • AmBush_Steve

      Burnsday is a much better title for a day than "Turkeybaconclubday" as suggested by Subway. Now if we can combine burn & bacon without destroying the meat, we'll have a real hit.

      • Big_Curt

        ya be careful with the meat…that sounds dangerous

      • Underbaker

        So if I got this right we need pictures of women who have burned their bras and are serving us bacon in any of its splendid forms. Sure I could go for that.
        While I can appreciate humps, legs, gaps, and sexy chivettes, I am now and always have been a Bewb man, so I think BYB and FLBP are the greatest things going on the Chive.

    • I hope so..

      #41 you think she rubbed saliva on her nipples to get that to stick?

    • badmatty

      On which planet do these awesome ladies exist?_

  • Frank

    Thats it I'm calling today Friday

    • Frank

      or Burnsday. Missed that. Also, we should credit #2 shouldn't we?

    • Dabears

      #33 holy hell !! How I'm I suppose to get back to work now?? thanks chive

    • chivers universal

      Again Chive, no black chicks….

      thank you!

  • Jezdezpez

    Holy fuck, i'd love to motor boat everyone one of these fine funbags, especially #5 and #18!

    • forever alone

      two of the best well done sir

    • rAs

      I'd motorboat those bumps and that hump.

      • jessica


    • Carl

      Some people say our Chivettes have great personalities, but when those aforementioned personalities are all hidden behind boobs and humps like we're seeing, do we really care?
      They're all objects to us, aren't they. Wonderful, expensive objects.

  • JimSedona

    Thank you #37…

    • djp

      She is an anatomy chart for how female bodies should look. Almost beyond belief.

      • YNM

        I'd tap that! Hottest one there is!

  • HOOK

    #37 #48 ALL DAY LONG….Stunning.

  • Sean


    • Underbaker

      You nipple nibbler you.

  • Lowrent75

    #11 Geaux Tigers!

    • Lowrent75

      #11 I have no idea what happened.

    • RMJ

      GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

    • United State of ME

      Geaux Tigers!!! But seriously though, that chick needs a paper bag for that face

      • guest

        Oh, come on. She's got to be better looking than the guy you're fucking.

    • Yo Mamma

      #47 ON WISCONSIN!

    • Jack o' lantern

      #11 Butter face. Yikes.

  • not rocket science

    #10 Inception burn

    • dyl

      I think it's called burnception!!

  • Bhodi

    #5 YES

    • 29er

      I might get tons of thumbs down for this, but at first glance this was off-putting. But when I looked long enough I warmed up to it.

      • RMJ

        How was it off-putting? Those sweater puppies are spectacular.

        • 29er

          I don't know I think I was looking through the pictures too fast, it just looked like fat hanging over her shirt (Yes, I know boobs are mostly that) It's hard to explain.

    • wolfpack

      #5 FTW! Don't get me wrong, the rest of the posts were great, but wow!! That's perfection! I'd love to see that in a hand bra! You rock!


    #53 WOW!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      I second that!

      • BRB

        Motion passes. #53 is now WOW!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #31 holynips #33

    • carl

      can we file #33 in the "creepy" gallery?

      • carl

        also, I'm a troll and attention whore.

        • yup

          funny… so is she…

          • KCCOTom

            Stop being a dick. I actually know this chick and she is one of the coolest, most approachable people you'll meet. If you don't like hot women who are comfortable enough with their bodies to share it with you, wtf are you doing on this site?

            • Saltypecker

              She is totally hot she looks like a sweet heart

            • Samir

              Meanwhile, from the deep reaches of the friendzone…

        • KCCOTom

          wtf is creepy about her?

    • Big_Curt

      #33 also has amazing….eyes

      • Ouboet

        She's like the more tanned evil-twin of Sarah Hill. Me Gusta.

    • sixdeadelves

      i like #31 areolas

  • Rockomon

    #19 Very Hot! She's definitely getting fucked while taking this picture…so hot! Hopefully this trend catches on.

    • http://twitter.com/MegaSuperiorGol @MegaSuperiorGol

      I dig the "twister" sheets as well.

      • hampsterstand

        yeah, is she playing twister with her nipples?

        • GenePool

          If not. I think I will!

    • kwd2940

      Grow up numb nuts, no doubt we've seen you on a douche bags post

  • Me77


    • dude

      not even close

  • Me77

    5 is amazing

    • Anon


  • 29er

    #18 not bad at all.

    • Elder Fart

      Mariah Kenig. Long time favorite.

      • casey

        I knew someone here would know her name!

  • http://www.facebook.com/marc.dannunzio.9 Marc D'Annunzio

    #33 AND #34! specially #33 good god you are beautiful, chive do your goodness to get me some MOAR!

    • KCCOTom

      I know #33. She's awesome!

      • Bob

        She is orange.

  • Marko

    #15 How come Donatello gets the prime motorboat spot!?

    • bob_the_cook

      'cause he's the smart one.

    • tv_paul

      Funny, I thought the Turtles preferred going down manholes?

      • Penis Wrinkle

        You misspelled "Chivers."

    • Anon

      He's the one with the staff


    #1 Sweet f'n christ…

    • DC Chiver

      Does anyone know who she is? She has a Maryilyn Monroe likeness to her

      • Mustangman

        No shit! Looks just like Monroe, we need MOAR, MOAR, MOAR of her, please!!
        Hell, give her post of her own!

    • greg

      moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! find her……. give her what ever she wants

    • Groucho Marx, dcsd.

      Kelly Carlson — thanks Tineye!

      • KCCO

        Yup, was in Nip Tuck

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      My submissions are always the best 😉

    • stan marsh...

      Kimber… I love you…

  • Master_Rahl

    #5 #16 The epic side boob visible from the front is mind blowing. These Chivettes have mastered burnsday! Way to go!

  • jjj

    #31 GIGGITY

    • obama for ever

      lame jjj

    • What

      i want to have your baby

  • tv_paul

    All great, thanks again ladies.

    #1 Simply beautiful
    #18 Very nice!
    #29 Sempre Fi-ne!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #49 Not true, that was the 60's…every woman was literally burning their bras.

    • Charlie

      What's it all about, Alfie?

    • AmBush_Steve

      I beg to argue with the caption. It may not have always been accepted, but burning your bra has always been cool.

    • carl

      yeah, and that was female logic – burn your bra in order to stick it to the man….makes no sense whatsoever.

      • Lil John

        They didn't. Joke by a male reporter that's now a revisionist history. Look it up. Women canned bras, men burned draft cards.

    • cheezebits

      Midge from that 70's Show?

    • Vent187


    • cheddar

      Dare I say that this pic nearly has it all?
      – Hot, Liz Hurley like, chick…check.
      – Nice sweater puppies…check.
      – burned bra…check.
      – great eraser presentation…check.
      – ass hugging skirt top…check.
      – loose, flirty skirt bottom…check.
      – naughty f-me boots…check.
      – Michael Caine look-alike giving the 'whoa…where were you 10 years ago before I married" look that we are always thinking…check
      – in public…check
      – seductive pursed lips or lame duckface debate only potential non-check.


  • https://www.facebook.com/potsie.mcgill Potsie McGill

    Dare I say, Best overall Burnsday I've ever seen! Thank you Chivettes!! Need an Ice shower now.

  • Mathias_

    Burn them all!

    • Underbaker

      Just make sure you take the bewbs out of them first, wouldn't want any of them getting damaged.

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