Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    DAR right on time!!

    • Billy

      Fuck I hate when I get to the end of the DAR………………make it longer plz.

    • magrin

      Read the terms to submit a photo……this shit is real life…..

      Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.

      hahhahahhaa it get better if you keep reading

  • Kiro

    YAY DAR!!!!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #49 Holy jahosaphats!!! MOAR!!!

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      she…. she has no legs…. still freakin hot tho

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        dude… that's in bad taste

        • plsgoaway

          LG fanboy ,go light candles on her shrine in your room.

          • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

            you got me there, whatever shall i do? guess i'll go cry and use my tears as lubrication while i fuck your mother

      • Imzkid

        OR, they're simply curled behind her out of sight. Pick your pleasure…

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          i don't think so man. i looked at it for a while, i think she has no legs. not that it matters a pretty girl is a pretty girl. guess she'll have to send in more pics to answer this question

    • Tatts

      and in HD.

    • http://www.facebook.com/GenkiDave Dave Andrews

      I second that!!

    • nick

      #49 is not a gif. i stared for 20 minutes.

    • Taylor

      where are her lower legs?? D: is this a sexy amputee-chivette?

    • therealguy

      screw the lame comments. WHO IS SHE?!?!

  • Chivette

    Stoked on another awesome DAR! You guys make my day!

  • VedHead77

    #3 – Looks like they enjoyed tennis as well as eating everything on the island until they all starved.

    • ApolloB

      They wore thongs?!!!

    • LopSided Boobs

      been there. Too bad i went with an insane person. probably would have had fun.

    • ArTee

      Too soon.

    • Yo Mamma

      Back dimples! So Hot!!!!! wait……..

    • its_forge

      Actually the conjecture was the priest-kings kept telling them "make bigger statues, make bigger statues" to keep the people all enslaved and keep their mind off the fact they were the suckiest leaders in the entire Pacific Ocean until one day the people all just said "y'know what, fuck you and fuck these goddamn statues" and they got in their canoes and paddled to the next island over and started a new life without statues or asshole priest-kings.

    • BloodScrubber

      Wait…have we just been Hump Dar'd by the Stone Heads of Easter Island? Mindfuck. o.0

    • TBT

      Dat ASS

      • Fred Garvin

        Yep, how could this have missed the hump DAR?

  • HOOK

    #27 Thats a nice ass!

    • Kodos

      that's how you play doctor

    • BrazilJiuJitsu

      That nurse is such a prick, seriously…

    • DrGarnicus

      Is she taking out all the stuckup'd-ness?

    • Ned Ryerson

      can't blame her. i'd put something in her butt too!

    • Guest :)

      it sure is!!

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #14 Find her!!!!!

    • yesyes

      Keep calm and Whore on.

      • Always Last

        Yep – another theChive troll.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      moaarrr

  • AssClown

    #31 #14 Your bewbs; I like that shit!

    • ess

      Do you like banging chicks too? If so, we should totally hang out! How have we not met before?

  • tim

    Hey chive, fuck you for taking comments off that tosh 529 shit

    • Heisanidiot

      So much for the free-flowing commentary they bragged about in the WP article.

      I guess it proves Chive IS about the money, and not uncensored dialogue.

      If something is stupid, we should be able to respectfully say so!

      • KeepinCalm

        Funny how so many people bitch that the Chive is "all about the money". They have to eat like the rest of us. Web servers and associated costs alone probably run $3000 – $4000/mo. Oh…there's payroll too. And rent.

        It was a sponsored post. theChive or rather Resignation Media is a business. While I agree that the video was a complete waste, it's also important to understand that without stupid shit like that, we don't get the DAR, Redheads, Big Boobs, Redheads with Big Boobs, Chivettes, Bacon, etc.

        Next time they'll disable comments before posting.

        • Jake

          Ok I get that they're a business, but saying they have to eat is ridiculous when they regularly post pictures of their offices in Venice that are hugely more expensive than they need to be to run a website.

          A 1 room apartment in Venice that isn't beachfront runs about 2000 a month so I can't even begin to imagine what they pay for that place. They're getting rich off of college girls sending dirty pictures to them and browsing Reddit for content. They're basically a less sleazy version of Joe Francis at this point.

          They used to actually have original content on here most of the time and now they basically just steal from Reddit, post titles and all. They fucking lucked out and have pretty much the best jobs in the world and I'm thrilled for them, but they're getting very rich doing very little actual work so don't act like they're barely putting food on their tables when they are browsing Reddit, lounging on the patio of an extremely expensive beachfront property drinking beers with UFC Ring girls.

          TL;DR- these guys make bank doing very little, stop defending their shitty shit.

          • Lotus

            Truth

          • KeepinCalm

            "Ok I get that they're a business, but saying they have to eat is ridiculous when they regularly post pictures of their offices in Venice that are hugely more expensive than they need to be to run a website."

            – I said that resignation media was a business and that was wrong, they are, in fact a very successful enterprise and shouldn't apologize for making money or how they spend it.

            "They're basically a less sleazy version of Joe Francis at this point."

            – so? we are ALL a less sleazy version of Joe Francis

            "They used to actually have original content on here most of the time and now they basically just steal from Reddit, post titles and all."

            – content curation & the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Look them up, then connect the dots

            "these guys make bank doing very little, stop defending their shitty shit."

            -your credibility lost. doing very little? b/c they have fun doesn't mean they do "very little".

        • Idius

          It was a video for Tosh.0 of course it was shitty… I scrolled right over that shit as soon as I saw the sponsored by Tosh.0 banner… That's how you keep shitty shit like that off the Chive… They will find that it's not profitable and advertise somewhere else, and someone else will soon fill that spot and the cycle will repeat… The beauty of capitalism at work… I agree with you mate, 2 minuets of crap that I choose to watch (or not) is worth it.

      • Lotus

        Their censorship knows no bounds. Look at the towel they are pushing in #35 for christ's sake!

      • Idius

        Boom! You just did…

    • DoC

      You and all the other whiny bitches on here are like starving homeless people complaining that the burger you got for free didn't have pickles. Grow the fuck up and stop being such a cunt.

      • A Cunt

        Fuck you

        • Berdsong

          'A Cunt's' post to 'DoC's' post had me cracking up…

      • ben

        Go fuck yourself. You are as bad as the chive for berating people that you don't agree with. If you don't like what someone post why don't you pull your head out of your ass and add an intelligent, constructive comment instead of this high school bullshit.

        • B Dub

          KCCO folks….?…. No?…… Oh well, I tried.

        • Idius

          Says berating people that you don't agree with is bad…. after berating someone…

    • Ben

      I agree the Chive administrators are hypocritical douchebags for pulling that bullshit move. They claim to be all about internet freedom and free speech, but they really just want to prevent legislation that might prevent them from stealing other people's intellectual property for their own profit. It would be different if they'd admit that they are just in it to turn a buck, but their high and mighty attitude makes them hypocrites.

      • Chris

        Hater going to hate.

        Suppose you think they should just pay for it all out their own pockets so ungrateful fucking kids can get a dose of daily kcco for free.
        Grow the fuck up people if you want no ads send the chive team some fucking money so they can run this shit and make a living

        • chiver

          there is an elephant in the room, his name is downward spiral, do something chive

        • asdfg

          I tried to send them money for a shirt but they don't keep stock. They don't need ads if they sell shit that people want.

  • touchmybigbird

    #20 marry me?

    • hootie hoo

      keep it up and you'll never get laid

    • Meowmix

      do i spot a misspelled tattoo?

      • Ned Flanders

        I was wondering that myself but I am also horrible at reading cursive. Either way these "let's write a quote from a book" tattoos are getting kind of played out. Ladies do yourselves a favor and be different, skip the ink.

      • osgood

        Yes you do "womon"

        • its_forge

          It's the fancy script, it says women. The full quote is "Well-behaved women seldom make history" which makes me wonder where the other half of the sentence is, someplace even more interesting no doubt.

          • Interstellar Viking

            Nope. Says,"womon."

            • asdfas

              i would have gone with "ill-behaved demon"

            • its_forge

              <img src=http://youneedageek.com/pics/women.jpg> The flag on the "n" comes off the bottom of the "e." They're touching however so it does look a lot like an "o" but it isn't.

              • http://www.facebook.com/cjdegrave Cj Degrave

                Thank you. It's "women" and the whole thing is "Well behaved women rarely make history" The second part is on my other shoulder. πŸ™‚

                • ZaKCCO

                  You forgot to answer that guy's marriage proposal. If you say no, I should inform you that I'm a musician/ninja/business major.
                  KCCO

                  • http://www.facebook.com/cjdegrave Cj Degrave

                    haha I'm not one for marriage and I don't think I ever will be. But ninja (and I guess musician) is fairly interesting… πŸ˜‰

                    • oh_the_insanity

                      Now that I know you're not one for marriage I think I'm in love πŸ™‚

                    • Cali_Dude

                      Wait until you are older, you may change your mind. Great eyes by the way.

                    • http://twitter.com/cjdegrave @cjdegrave

                      You guys are great! But exactly, I'm only 20. I have so much to do still!

                    • weelee

                      Like me!!

                • its_forge

                  Well I'm sure your other shoulder is a very interesting place too = ) You have an angelic face; I for one hope you live by that credo and don't ever take crap from any men.

                • NebraskaGuy

                  Nice to see another Nebraska Chiver on here once in awhile! πŸ™‚

    • Dale

      i love her more.

      • Always Last

        I'm just glad the trolls didn't attack her….they run every woman off of this site except the fame whores.

    • Jonny

      #20, is that supposed to spell Woman? With an AN at the end, not ON?

      • http://www.facebook.com/cjdegrave Cj Degrave

        It's "women" as in "well behaved women rarely make history" πŸ™‚

        • carl

          enyweys, i love me sum womon!

  • Dylan

    I ❀ boobs

    • Dylan

      On Men.

  • Jonnboy

    OMG ya'll are too quick… can't get first!!

    • winfields

      who the hell cares?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #49 the only stress this is causing is in my pants.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #2 Yeah girl

    • Kodos

      a "challenge accepted" type gal… me likey.

    • downfall616

      i hope she knows to cup the fries

      • boll

        brilliant!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Indigestion

    • jhf60

      Unless she's playing to the camera, I find it somewhat disturbing that she has her eyes closed.

  • aciekay

    #37 baaaaahahaha! he wins the break up. #47 as a nursing student… i hate when this happens. the patients get pissy.

    • 6655321

      Good news! It's a suppository.

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #20 Please come back again!;)

    • Attaxia

      Agreed….. Indeed more !

      • Unfkngblvbl

        does her tattoo say "womon"?

        • osgood

          Yes

        • its_forge

          "Well-behaved women." I zoomed it up really big.

          • http://www.facebook.com/cjdegrave Cj Degrave

            Thanks for zooming instead of assuming! πŸ™‚

    • callsignboot

      She can come back when she's 18.

      • http://www.facebook.com/cjdegrave Cj Degrave

        I am definately 20, but thanks for the compliment πŸ˜‰

    • CDJ

      What if we got her and the other Chivette from Nebraska together for a couple pictures?

      Side Note: Chive On from Lincoln

  • HG Markus

    #20 gosh, those eyes, Y U WAIT SO LONG ??????

  • HOOK

    #2 Now thats taking 12"

    • That guy

      Take it all down honey!

    • MattKL

      Remember to relax the throat.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #10 Eh, sharp enough!

    • Kodos

      doesn't matter, fapped.

      • Cecil

        lmfao. I may have done the same. In retrospect I miss the HD that hadn't been invented yet…

    • Brian

      I swear to god, she nipped out on that show more than anyone else in the history of primetime television. Waiting patiently for the blu-ray release…

    • MattKL

      God bless upconversion.

    • Bhyo

      #48

  • VedHead77

    #38 – All I do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen….

    • chivefoundit

      I see what you did there. This comment for the Nguyen.

      • thom

        Did you notice the comments under each girl's pic? It is one long sentence, that I think says:
        We Know What You're Thinking
        And No We're Not Related.

        That is funny in itself.

        • cicadetta

          Especially since they don't look related. (Well, a couple could pass for sisters, maybe, but that's it.)

    • GAChiver

      Nguyening!

    • Urethra Franklin

      I think I went to this High School

    • Gimli

      It's a Nguyen/Nguyen situation.

    • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

      No matter what!

    • illuminati

      for those who do not know what this gentlemen is reffering to: Nguyen is pronounced as win…..not Ne-goo-yen

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I feel Illuminated…thank you!

      • 'Merica

        You have to fucking kidding me. Who doesn't know this? How old are you people?

        • indesignkat

          Now that someone said it, I remember a football player named Dat Nguyen and they called him Dat Win. Otherwise I'd have absolutely no clue. And I'm 38. (only Vietnamese I've met in life were every single TA in my chem lab class in college back in 1993, not a one of them spoke English)

        • MacNCheesePro

          I didn't know until I was hired at my present job. I was surprised to find out how many people have that last name.

        • WetBlanket

          If I were not married to a Vietnamese wife, I would not know this, but then the educated America is only LA and New York. I am sure Texans, and people in Philly think this is common knowledge, but in flyover country, not common knowledge.

          • Flyover Country

            What?? I think your common knowledge is off a bit brotha

    • your mom

      Irvine no doubt!

      • Vent187

        Yep, gotta be irvine high. Ha, nerds.

      • Gern Blanston

        or Diamond Bar

    • Michelle

      Dear Diary
      JACKPOT

      • Douche McBaggins

        Ha!!! They all look the same!!!

    • MatthewT

      I'll be there just tell me Nguyen…

    • Morley Dotes

      FTN

    • indesignkat

      #38
      yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

      I don't know how to say it, but I'll jump on all them grenades

    • David

      (stolen from Tosh.0) Is this a high school yearbook or a menu from a massage parlor?

    • OnehandJack

      This page is full of Nguyen

    • M T L

      Soooo, what'ya Nguyen?

    • SockMoney17

      Truth is, back when their parents came from Vietnam, they were promised federal government welfare. The government based their checks on how many children were in the family. More children = more money. Anyway, they quickly figured out that no one would actually know how many children they actually had, so they "borrowed" kids from each others family so it would look like they had sometimes a dozen children. Having the very common last name of Nguyen made it easy to for them to pull this off. No questions asked. So these girls may not be actual sisters, but there is a good chance the government has them listed that way. I know this because I used to live in the now screwed up state of California, and I got this information first hand from 1 of the 12.

      • Craig

        Yes, lets paint a picture of all Vietnamese people as lazy, welfare scamming immigrants, 'cause you knew someone.

        • SockMoney17

          I don't recall using the words lazy or scamming. You craig must be a liberal idiot! I do recall calling YOU an idiot.

          • Craig

            On the contrary, I am quite the conservative. Now, you didn't use the word scam, yet you said they claimed more children then they really had. This sounds like a scam to me. And because these girls are Vietnamese, you assert there is a good chance they did this.

            Sorry if I offended you by pointing out your racism.

  • Boozer

    #2 Photoshop…you know what to do…

  • slagthor

    Congratulations, WashU Grads! #24.

    • Seymour

      What makes you think that's WashU?

      • Slagthor

        The A&S Recognition Ceremony is held in the Field House. The whole setup looked very, very much like this – including the Red Alert. I suppose there is some chance that a number of schools all look the same during ceremonies. Congratulations to the grads all the same.

    • boll

      see through dress thong gallery? this and the one from morning awesomeness are solid examples

  • Come@meBro

    #20 Gorgeous eyes, must have MOAR!

    • I'll pass

      More of that stupid fucking tattoo that she HAS to show off? No thank you

      • rob

        all girls with a tattoo HAVE to show it off. they think it makes them more interesting or something.

    • Anaughtybear

      How about dead behind the eyes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sgtjyoung Jeremiah Young

    My god I would run a train on #6

    • Red

      On a cake?

    • rikooprate

      I see what you did there…

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    #23 My reaction after touching my first boob.

    • CallMeYork

      What's that like? Is it nice? I bet it's nice.

      • Doc

        It's like a bag of sand…

        • Daniel Tosh

          describe the boobs, were they nice hershey kiss nipples, national geographic nipples, or Steve Wonders?

    • Lol

      So you mean thats your reaction yesterday?

      • That Guy

        Nope, it's a prediction.

    • OnehandJack

      That's my reaction every time I touch a boob to this day and I'm 64.

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