Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Mojo risin

    Primero

    • rromero

      Escribirlo en español no lo hace menos estúpido…

    • Sho

      Idiota!

      • Cpt. Estados Unidos

        Whoa…This is 'Murica, we speak 'Murican round hurr!

        • DaddyD

          Actually, Chive has gone international. We speak World here.

          • gorthaug

            actually chive has been international for quite some time, been chiving for 2 years from santiago, chile, chive on!!!!

            • Brutal_Deluxe

              Do you guys speak World down there?

              • Rep. Corrine Brown

                They speak Mexican. Go Gata!!!!

                • Juan

                  ¡ay caramba! ¡vamos ir a la frontera!

    • therealguy

      PERDEDOR (LOSER)!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #29 BILL FUCKING MURRAY FTW!!!

    • Name

      I dont understand this Bill Marray craze. Isn't he just a crazy old, washed up actor… Maybe its just to sell t-shirts.

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        I don't understand why you can't spell his name right when it's directly in front of you.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        He's still starring in movies, unlike most of his former SNL cast mates that have all been reduced to small roles on TV shows like Chevy Chase & Dan Akryoyd.

        BFM wouldn't be caught dead on TV.

      • Fish

        You, Sir, are a Mental Retard. 'Nuff said.

      • Turd Ferguson

        YES! Exactly!!!

    • sincerely

      overrated.

      • Fish

        Have ya seen any of his movies? Well, have you?
        No?
        Then slink back into your Mom's basement and don't come out til Dinner's called, you little worm.

        • Angler

          You're fucking retarded.

    • Dave

      Only BFM could pull off an outfit that hideous.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #4 ❤ That HUMP!

    • Brocksamson007

      We need moar!!!!

    • wokka

      I see Paris………….

      • dorkfish

        I see france

        • Guest

          I see someone's…

          • Guest2

            Penis

      • zjb

        It's Montpellier actually, I live near that street. Haven't seen that ass though 😉

  • TokyoFace

    #20 … nerdgasm!

    • bluntaholic

      I have the weirdest boner right now

      • SuperiorTo8

        You spelled nerdiest wrong.

        • TokyoFace

          no shame in a video game nerd boner….

          • Brutal_Deluxe

            It's not the reason for the boner that's weird, it's the fact that it's shaped like a corkscrew.

      • Sebastian

        It would be weird if you didn't.

    • TLG

      Anyone see where the xbox or 360 are?

      • Turrebo

        They're probably being repaired. Again.

        • Frank

          The 360 sure, but the original xbox was a freaking tank. I dropped mine down a flight of concrete stairs once and it just kept on working. I think its made of old Nokia parts.

      • Dave

        Original Xbox appears to be on the bottom row, third from the left (white case mod). didn't notice a 360 though.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Aww that's cute, he has a Gamecube

    • Ben

      That is my Smithsonian……

    • SPZander

      Hi-Res Image of same shot… nice setup http://pseudomacro.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/im

    • sam

      I wonder how many power strips he has behind that things. like 6?

    • therealguy

      virgin heaven

  • Trav1121

    #4 is winning at Stopping! Great post-Hump Day pic!

    • dEE

      MONTPEL!

  • rromero

    #4 and #9 proves that somethings are all about doing the right shoot at the right moment.

  • Rollout25

    #22 This picture hits a little bit too close to home for me

    • TokyoFace

      and then they get mad at you for not coming…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Probably shouldn't throw computers at your house then

    • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

      hits close to home for me too… always had that lame friend who could never get a date to bring along

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        You said you'd never tell!

  • C_Bush

    #4 I want to go down that alley.

    • Benny

      i c wut u did thar

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Yeah, she's probably long gone by now. We'll have lots of privacy.

  • antcruz

    #4. MOAS! (that's MOAR en Espanol).

    • Chihuahua Fred

      "Corona Mojito Cancun Cabo San Lucas Puta Madre". See, I speak Mexican too.

    • buck

      We speak 'Merican here in 'Merica.

      • figleaf

        Sir, you are on the internet.
        The connections extend beyond US borders.
        Welcome to the future.

    • Darksoul

      That's not spanish, in fact that's not a word in spanish at all. The word you're looking for is MAS!. Sorry if I killed the joke or made you look like and idiot, but I'm sorry for only one of those things.

    • gorthaug

      actually its, MAS=moar, but close enough

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        This may or may not have been a joke on his part. I'll get back to you when I know more about these "jokes" and how they're told.

    • Guest

      You sir, are correct. If MOAR = MORE then MOAS = MAS

    • bob_the_cook

      Or we could read it as MOAS! = MOAR ASS!

      I, for one, welcome the new multicultural lingo

  • jizzMarkie

    #11 Go Dodgers!!!

    • TheJesus

      'Merica!

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        Yes, the Dodgers are from Los Angeles, located in America. It's right next to the Great Wall of Michigan, I believe.

    • Fish

      Go Brooklyn Dodgers! Oh wait, I……fuck, never mind……they……moved. Dammit!!!

  • 2Dogs

    #4 Mother of God!!!!!!!!!!

  • etcrr

    #4 Good Lord! I bet she has a following before the days over

    • yup

      you are a super douche

  • TokyoFace

    #14 … the best way to start an electrical fire

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      My submission was hooking up a family of hamsters to a car battery. It came in a distant second.

    • Craig K.

      How exactly would this start an electrical fire?

    • Sgt. Drake Sabich

      How bout I go to your mother's house, start a small fire in her pants?

  • Trav1121

    #18 Picasso's car?

    • MonkeyMadness

      What car?

    • JESSE

      angled for stealth purposes like an F-117. I wonder if the range is great enough for cop's radar guns.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=815274868 Juan David Arias

      Possibly a storm chaser?

  • SuperiorTo8

    #25 Look what I made. With SCIENCE!
    ps. Science ate your children

  • dashete

    #26 Bad things never happen to cute girls.

    • 2857

      thats a lawsuit waiting to happen

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        It's also a public service announcement against drinking gravy for breakfast

  • John Kenny

    #24…that moment (and look on your face) when you sober up and realize just what in God's name you've been doing for the last few hours…

    • Jed

      What did you do? Kill a cheetah?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        ha
        roadtrip

        • heehee

          fuck you all racists

    • The Woim

      Kid, just go with it. You only live once and that girl will rock your world till yer head explodes. What have you got to lose? You can get broken pelvis' fixed these days with no worries.

    • mycoffeecupisempty

      I don't think he's ready…for that jelly.

  • Jules

    #28

    For when the boyfriend misbehaves. 😉

    • Ecthelion

      I have actually slept in that bed…

      • Name

        Or maybe for the girlfriend when shes obedient.

    • HatBomb

      For the girlfriend when she isn't making sammiches. Or attending to other duties.

  • antcruz

    #21. JENGA!

    • triplecap

      Not made in 'Merica.

  • Trav1121

    #25 Close to nature, they said… Right next to a PARK, they said…

  • John Kenny

    #25…after Tim Allen moved away, Wilson went off the deep end. o.0

    • Carl

      I always wondered what Wilson's face looks like.

  • hud

    missing the point: you are the best at it.

  • maboze1x

    #4 You can repost this hump in any dar you want! 😉

  • antcruz

    #2. Video Plz!

    #11 not a half-bad idea.

  • Attaxia

    #20 but does he have a girlfriend ?

    • Paul

      only on the screen

    • Vargasm

      Does it matter at that point?!

    • Bob

      Doesn't need one…

    • SPZander

      On closer inspection I think it's shopped; scale of consoles vs other consoles doesn't make sense.

    • stonewall_79

      If you have all that fun what do you need her for???

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        I saved this picture and it is now my goal to create 😀 This is heaven for me ❤

        And heck I'll gladly be his girlfriend

        #20

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