• chiver

    Also… probably the best site with really disruptive mobile ads

    • Sacko

      Agreed! Do something chive!

    • Michael

      try adblock, they all go away :D

      • Rick_

        I don't understand why the comments about an ad blocker get thumbed down. It's great. It also blocks the ads on youtube so you can watch videos without having to wait 30 seconds. http://adblockplus.org/en/

        • Bon

          Maybe because on ios you can't get Adblock which means these still disruptive mobile ads?

    • drewdeze

      yes indeed!

    • Annonymouse

      And the wonders of modern technology that let us get rid of the ads….Try it, you'll like it.

      • Bob

        Ever stop to think that maybe the original commenter has an iOS phone and therefore can't get ab+?

    • Lynyrd10

      I second the motion. All those in favor- say "Aye."
      The motion carries!
      Thank you, this meeting is now adjourned.

    • John

      Im really tired of ppl getting upset about the ads. Figure out how to get rid of them urself ur an adult. Also. Realize that shit in this life ain't free. Neither is running a company. Chive needs to make money and u free loaders don't help.

      • chiver

        Me+125>you-3 just sayin, you're also an adult judge john

        • Chivette

          Plus, adblockers aren't available on every mobile platform. I'm fine with the ads, just not one's that disrupt content viewing.

  • cicadetta

    #7 clearly specializes in the optimization of porn streaming.

    • Stitch

      That's funny, because I know where that building is

  • Itsaatrapp

    Funny funny.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #19 That one actually seems spot on.

    • Big Poppa

      A priest rushes up to his faithful old gravedigger "Seamus, Can you take confession for me i need to rush to the abortion centre?" "Sure father but what do i do?" Seamus replies. "oh it's easy" Says father o'Doyle "just give out a bunch of hail mary's"
      So Seamus takes his place in the confession booth, a young woman enters "father i have sinned, i have been having an affair with a married man" "Ah, say twelve hail mary's and peace be with you" says Seamus. Next a man enters "father i have been having an affair with my neighbors goat" "Say fifteen hail mary's and peace be with you"
      Next a small boy enters "father i gave a man a blowjob in exchange for twenty pounds and a mars bar" oh Jesus Seamus thinks to himself what do i do for that? so he leans out the window and asks a passing choirboy "what does father o'Doyle give for a blowjob?" "twenty pounds and a mars bar" replies the choirboy!

    • Desi

      Anti-Catholic bigot, much?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Not as much as certain catholics themselves though.

        – Fan testimonial: "Thanks Paula, every time you post you make the retards pop out of the crowd. I give you your natural selection agent card. – DanforReal"

      • P90

        Anti-reality douche much?

      • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

        It seems the truth hurts a bit, don't it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

      are they finally admitting to it without actually saying it?

  • Evan

    It took me a while for the first one, but its bewbs.

    • Mcgizzle

      I didn't even realize that. Good call. I think it was the picture of a girl but it's boys only

      • Mcgizzle

        Officially the gayest reply ever. Self owned

    • Big_Curt

      once you see it they kinda pop out at u

    • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

      It took me a while to find anything BUT the boobs.

    • HUH?

      it looked like the "boys only" line was highlighted. that threw me. thanks.

  • BuffaloJustSayin


  • wjaram

    #12 what if that company massages vaginas? Then the logo seems totally appropriate

    • Underbaker

      Maybe I am just too much of a perv these days, but what other way is there to look at that besides vagina lips?

    • Apol

      If it was for that then the name would have to be Labia not Loelia. Although Loelia could just be a typo

    • Shadowwight

      I was thinking more in terms of them massaging *with* vaginas…or in a vagina-like fashion, especially with the emphasis on the "O"…. I can see how the others may have been accidental, but this one? Nope ;-)

    • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

      I believe it's just a way of advertising their specialty without coming right out and saying it.

  • sithney

    #15 a twofer: a pedo climbing into goatse

    • cicadetta

      Wow. I didn't catch see the goatse. (And now it's all I see…)

  • Donovan

    #1 is so subtle, I almost wonder if it was done intentionally by the logo creator.

    • Fuzz

      Gestalt switch ftw.

    • Bryan

      it is awesome though

    • jreddy23

      took me a while…but now I can't unsee it.

    • D-Wiz

      really? all i could see was the fat naked chick lol it took me longer to figure out what their logo was actually supposed to be

      • dirty d

        She doesn't look fat. You've been looking at too many Chivettes.

      • hotsauce101

        Weird, until I read this, I didn't even see it….

    • morebeer

      "logo creator" also known as a designer

      • ThatJoshGuy

        Thank You.

    • https://www.facebook.com/MarionA.CampbellJr Marion Arter Campbell

      Ha ha ha, I believe you are correct sir.

  • Acesevens

    I hate having to take off my clothes at the dentist office.

    • nate

      i'm not the only one?

    • herb

      A woman looked to her dentist and said, "Kiss me, doctor!"

      "I can't," he replied. "It wouldn't be very professional of me."

      A short while later, she again pleads for him to kiss her.

      "I've told you," he said, "that would be unprofessional. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."

  • Ken Kong

    not all are accidents.

  • Nicki

    Took me about 10 seconds to figure out what #1 is actually supposed to look like. I could only see the boobies.

    • Whiskey_Drinker

      That was #20 for me.. I still can't see the 'regular' picture when I first look at it.

      • John

        What is the regular pic??

    • Kyle

      I was the opposite, it took me about 20 seconds to work out what was naughty about two figures dancing. I have to wonder if it was slyly intentional by the designer.

    • Jim

      Same here.

  • MattKL

    #13 You're doing it wrong.

  • https://www.facebook.com/The.Johnny.Utah Jeff Jackson

    they are awesome…..

  • Lawyered Son


    • ThatJoshGuy

      Same here, I guess its shaft-like…

    • Tiffany

      I guess I was looking for something dirty. My mind lives in the gutter.

    • Tiffany

      I don't get this one…

    • Boozer

      Go Hyphens!

      (The dummies that named the team thought the mark between the two city names was a "dash". It's a hyphen. So Bob's your uncle.)

  • Liam GTFOMW

    #13 Bend over Rodger

  • 'Merica

    #17 People are just dumb.

  • celticsquid

    #13 That's bad touching.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      This happens in nature all the time when they need something to throw but can't sit around waiting for somebody to take a shit.

  • Underbaker

    #20 Nice hump

    • BostonFag

      That's a big Wang for an oriental
      Unless that is a baby butt


    #20 is the best! SOFA KING hilarious

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    #1 Don't redo this logo…I like it just fine how it is

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.clarke.1694 Alex Clarke

    =20 I've seen that logo on a good 20 companys

    • KeepinCalm

      #20 B)

  • Vent187

    #19 haha, that ones bad

  • Bill

    http://www.dodgeofburnsville.net/ – that isn't spam… it's a legit logo that should be on this list.

  • William

    My kids always say #17 is the place where white people attack black people.

    • Sean

      I guess that's b/c the Simpsons have already established that yellow people are white.

    • KeepinCalm

      The stupidity of that statement is mind blowing…o.0

    • John

      Terrific job parenting William..

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