Facebook employees now get to work at their own campus (17 Photos)

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  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    They need some chivettes there to class the place up.

    • Master_Rahl

      well said – they'd class any place up.

    • ddd

      I'm not one to bash pretty girls taking pictures with little to no clothes on, but going by pure dictionary definition this is far, far from "class"

      • yup

        Ha… well said….

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        since when is class dependant on the amount of clothes you have on?

  • Meh..


    • Yep

      I need to post this on my wall right away! "Who Gives A Fuck."

    • leonard hoffsteader

      just wait til the bubble pops…that place will look like a ghost town-

    • Ned Flanders

      Yep, you still work for someone else…

  • KeepinCalm

    #5 looks like a good start.

    • geeez a bar?

      how do they get any work done!?

    • Bhodi

      You're Fucking Out! Kenny Powers!

    • triplecap

      I guess that makes one thing that MySpace does extremely better than FB, this minibar is for kids.

    • DoomsDayDub

      My question would be, "Does all this cool shit require me to be here all day long?" If so, no thanks.

  • AtlChiver

    #16 Fuck Facebook

    • DevCee

      Wish I could like this twice

    • Facebook

      I'm Rich Biatch

      • Facebook

        And losers hang out on me all day!

    • jreddy23

      "In the Face!"


    Fuck, I would love to work there!

    • KeepinCalm

      me too…

      "This means that the average Facebook employee will net about $2.04M before taxes upon IPO if current financials are maintained."


      • Always Last

        As of 2:36 PM EDT – "ON THE MARKET
        SHARES OPEN… Up, Down… Back Around $40…" Don't know what it will finally end on/at but it aint looking like they thought it was going to.

        • Bigfoot

          $36 now!! buy buy buy buy

  • iambigd42

    do they have to kill their own food?

  • jreddy23

    where is the pic of "His" office?

    • Collin

      Zuckerberg's always worked on the floor with his coders. His finance people probably have more exclusive offices than he does.

    • Lev

      Judging by the looks of his home (posted here a while back), his office will probably be overpriced yet unimpressive.

  • ChestRockwell


  • Big_Curt

    the ultimate procrastinating spot

  • Mike

    I can't navigate your motherfucking site without touching an ad. You have ads blocking the home button and all over the place. This is fucking bullshit

    • NDChiver

      Isn't the motto of this site "keep CALM and chive on"

      Settle down bro

    • mcfadinj

      Funny how you are the only one with this problem. You should probably stop using the internet, as it's obvious you don't know how to navigate anything.

      • Spanky

        No the ads on the chive for mobile are stupid! They are everywhere!!!

      • chiver

        Hes definitely not the only one with that problem, your os may handle them differently. consider yourself lucky. Good day.

      • Mike

        I'm using my iPhone you stupid fucking idiot. So your condescending reply isn't as witty as you thought it was when you clicked submit. So go fuck yourself, you stupid, stupid asshole.

        • hektor

          someone is obviously on their period. Sir you are best to calm down your pussy might be hurt

        • https://www.facebook.com/Meatboxx Ryan C Olson

          Why don't you just get theChive app instead of blowing a head gasket?

          • http://twitter.com/PerfectHorizon @PerfectHorizon

            I have the iPhone chive app…and it sucks hard. The banner ad on the bottom of every picture covers up too much stuff…the ads should be on the home page of the ap, not the galleries.

            • chiver

              chive, shut down site for a day to protest sopa and censorship, censors every picture with ads

        • Bill-Braskey

          Wow think he hit a nerve.

    • danke

      Yea theres a slightly annoying ad on the bottom of my browser on chive on my android. used to not be there now i somewhat avoid chive on my phone because its an annoyance to scroll. when you scroll the ad is in the middle not the bottom

      • DubStu

        I get an ad banner on my iphone, but I just click the cross to close it…no more ads for the rest of that gallery…simple.

  • 'Merica

    #8 That's a strong couch!

    • Vent187

      ha! you sir are awesome.

    • formica

      that is funny shit right there

    • hwath

      Hahaha well played

    • whos.mike

      Yah, I think the legs are about to popout from under it though… It only has seconds of its life left.

  • Ned Ryerson

    shit like this always makes me want to post in the "I hate my job" thread.

  • Jeff

    Do they do any work?

  • http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

    How much longer until you guys get office space of this caliber (and by caliber of course I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters)?

    And can I come work there??

  • Ric

    Mind control – we will all be working there come the end of the century

  • Roose1134

    What a bunch of ding dongs… TheChive needs its own social network!

  • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

    That pretty cool! I hope their Employees are paid well! i wonder how their IPO is going!

    • Ned Flanders

      You're the one with twitter sparky, you tell us.

      • Always Last

        ON THE MARKET SHARES OPEN… Up, Down… Back Around $40…

        • sswanick

          Extremely overvalued.

  • cmo

    #8 I thought there was a fitness center???? Hint hint ladies.

    • Paul

      fat ladies..

  • B-to-the-H

    #5, #11 – There are plenty of awesome looking homemade bars and this is the best they could come up with? Come on now.

    • hah

      mini bar at work…. doesnt matter

    • chibwack

      My college house had a bar nicer than that. And the table was made from stolen milk crates.

  • Liam GTFOMW

    http://tapiture.com/ coming soon!
    Also Google has a better place. Work for them, not Facebook.

  • Ken

    Look at all the jobs they created! Great job facebook!

  • Mehmber

    I guess i'm ignorant to the whole thing, but what do they even do all day?

    • DeRaNgEd

      and flood us with ads

    • waty

      Update their status.

    • Lev

      Dream up ways to change the layout and piss off their users.

  • Kenny P

    #5 "I got to tell you, I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, but turns out they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Francisco." – Kenny Powers

    • waty

      one of the best lines in the show!

  • Basefuck!

    You'd need all that crap at work to be such a sell out!!!

  • electric boogalo

    They still work for the man.

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