I pledge allegiance to the camera phone (40 photos)

  • Rye

    Yummy thanks Chive!

    • Gaylord

      #5 #6 and #33 not phones 😦

  • nepster

    #3 FTW – Jaclyn Swedberg….Mama Lucia she's hot!

    • Franklin1138

      God damn. I've found my moving buddy.

    • SweetSassyMolassy

      I stopped here for a while … she's just what my Friday morning needed.

    • leonard hoffsteader

      just checked out some of her playboy pics…nice bod but her pussy is flat and very unattractive-

      • its_forge

        Oh gee, we'll just have to send her to the ugly bitch farm then WHAT THE FUCK

        • ted

          we need a post for the "ugly bitch farm"

    • Chewy
  • Dano

    The guy who invented camera phones was a genius – he knew exactly how they'd be used. Where do I go to thank him?!?!?

    Oh, and love the Chivettes.



    • http://twitter.com/PedroDaVePacas @PedroDaVePacas

      Lets not forget the guy who invented mirrors.

    • McGarrett

      Book em, Dano!

    • OnOneWheel24

      There were camera phones in this post?

  • Walker

    Anyone els think that most of these pictures are taken from other sites and not chicettes uploading them?

    • Mike Oxlong

      Exactly but still fun to look at!!!

      • Walker


    • twoedges

      Anyone else think that you should just stfu and enjoy them?

      • Walker

        Watch out we have a bad ass behind a keyboard over here!

    • truth

      I don't think it even crossed my mind. The title didn't say Chivettes so don't care where they pull from.

    • John Daniel

      Shut up scumbag Steve!!!

    • fisharms

      What makes me vexed is that the chive keeps reposting the same pics. I rather see a post of 30 NEW pics than 50 pics, 20 of which, they have posted in the past.

      • StupidPPLpissMEoff

        So you would rather see 60 bewbs instead of 100 bc you've fap'd too many times to the 'old' 20 pics that you dont enjoy them anymore???

        … are hot chicks only suppose to be looked ar once?

        Take your stick fingers off the keyboard and stfu!


        • derp

          Math is hard, but last time I checked 60 + 20 = 80 not 100. I imagine it's hard for you though since you don't have enough fingers and toes to count that high.

          • StupidPPLpissMEoff

            YOUR RIGHT 60 + 20 does equal 80 … However the numbers I were using were:
            60 bewbs
            20 pictures

            Now how many bewbs does each of these amazing pics contains?? (everyone together) 2!!!!!!

            Thats right 2 in each one… so what that means is (your an idiot) and the equation would be:

            60 + (20 * 2) = 100

            math is hard so are words … its ok you'll get there soon

            • Bud

              Miss lippys car is green, billy likes to drink soda.

            • bobsyouruncle


      • its_forge

        I like reruns. I like seeing familiar butts.

    • its_forge

      Anyone else couldn't possibly give less of a fuck even if they were interested in trying which they're not? ::raises hand::

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    The finger bite almost distracted me from her epic toe…almost.

    • dyl

      Not a phone But who cares

    • Kosta

      i vote for "Toe Tuesday" on the chive….

      • Jake

        I second that motion

      • Jaba

        I 5,000,000th this mother fucker

      • Web2992

        All in favor???? I
        All opposed??? …………………

    • SDC

      Hi Michelle…long time no see…

      • SDC

        So that's what my X-wife is up too

  • Zaedrus

    #2 thought she looked hot when brushing her teeth. She was right.
    We'll take moar, please thank you very much.

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      just noticed that she was brushing her teeth…

    • Jaedrus

      Steps to 30 more pictures:
      2:Make Chivette
      3:Make Chivette of the week/month

      • Always Last

        The fatal flaw in your plan is not taking into account theChive trolls who ruin everything.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Claudia Sampedro, YW

  • for shoooooooo

    #31 is that the girl from Secret Life..???!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505984673 Dennis Clark

      that you know that reaaaaaly worries me…. i am married already so i am forced to watch this show and it looks a lot like her i agree, but i don't think it is.

    • theRoddick

      My secret fantasy life…

    • http://www.facebook.com/rromero17 Ricardo Romero Moreno

      looks a lot like a girl from my high school, I'm gonna ask her

      • BeepBeep

        I thought it was the kendall kardashian. Google her

  • dagleja3

    #13 – Sure. I would love to motorboat those amazing bOObs!!

    • Mike Oxlong


      • dagleja3

        And you point is?

      • United State of ME

        We all know Santa's presents are fake but we sure like unwrapping those

        • Eric


  • DanTheMan

    #2 #21 #40 BANGIN

    • howard

      um pretty sure 21 is a dude you might wanna look at that picture A LITTLE CLOSER LOL

  • jode72

    #4 #23 #27


    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      yes #27 is the one for me.

    • seussalot

      #27 Looks a lot like Lexi Belle, but I'm not sure.

      • PeZ

        Sure is and so is #26

        • Tecumseh

          Agreed PeZ. That one should be added.
          I'm glad two people chose the ones that look like women.
          Dantheman and Michael picked the ones that may be dudes.

    • jode72

      There's just something about a girl in a dirndl.


    #21 I am doing things that are NSFW right now! WOW

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Dat face!….You know know what it's saying….

      • B-to-the-H

        Definitely. She's already got a great body, but that look just puts it over the top.

    • Come@meBro

      21 FTW. Gorgeous… And Dat ASS!!!

    • SlimtwigMJ

      New phenomenon: white women with ass!

      • MICHAEL

        true dat!

    • Lance

      Its brenna mckenna she was in last weeks fit post and everybody bagged on her when I told them who it was… Now you get it

    • bert


    • carl

      definitely a transvestite that's nasty….

  • irate43

    mmmm happy friday

    • John Daniel

      don't you mean fappy friday?!?!? Fappity Fap Fap.

  • jreddy23

    #2…Good Lord

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #18 Sorry about the friendzone bro.

    • PJ from SE PA

      Yea… esp with those tits, my god man!

      • leonard hoffsteader

        if they are just friends, why the hell would she do this to him? What an evil bitch-

    • RET

      It's not always the end. I married my after knowing her for 8 years. best thing I ever did.

    • irlnick

      Better be a friend with benefits at the very least posting them a shot like that.

    • Frank M

      If your friend is a dude & straight, it would have been a great present if you let him shoot the picture.

  • jode72

    #6 I know what you're thinking… the answer is YES.

    • Hey!

      You're right. That's not a camera phone.

  • Smithers

    #32 in the words of Ricky Bobby "oh dear lord, please be 18"

    • Tim

      I think we all want moar!!!

    • Buck

      She is beautiful!!! Made me smile.

  • boobman

    #17 WOW

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=48906789 Kaveh Kavoosi

      we need an ID on this one… Who is she? Why is she? AND HOW!!?

  • Brent

    find them…… all of them, especially # 40

    • Ummm...


  • jreddy23

    #14…tried reading, but all I could read was "nip slip"

    • TXheat81

      Bet those are some amazing nips based on what little we see…

    • tv_paul

      Also on #6

  • buttsbuttsbutts

    nice dumpster on #40!

    • Underbaker

      That is a 5 star hump, along with that pony tail is giving me some very naughty thoughts.

    • Buck

      I'd tongue-punch her in the fartbox.

    • The Truth


  • http://twitter.com/unicornsRnice @unicornsRnice

    #21That ass is bananas. Damn.

  • Dr_Originality

    #1 – #40

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #2 Damn! we need more of you!

  • jreddy23

    #28…Tori Black…NSFW

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.young.9216 Anthony Young

    #40 that ass and legs, damn

    • Peejay

      I want to marry her

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