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Let me be serious with you, this project is all about blow jobs — SFW (24 Photos)

May 18, 2012 | In: Interesting, Photography, WTF

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: Artist Tadao Cern has taken a recent series of photos entitled ‘Blow Jobs’ (see what I did there?) that feature eye-catching portraits of people getting blasted in the face with powerful gusts of wind. Don’t ask me why, just know that they exist and are more than a little bizarre. You can find all of Tadao’s photos on his website HERE along with a massive 100+ photo gallery on his Facebook page.

John Denver

Everytime I'm in the bathroom and there is a hand dryer I do this!

Picard_

Eww… all those poo particles blowing into your mouth.
Dumber

Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit..
Test

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ady

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Mcchocolate

#24 Doesn't matter had sex

'Merica

Pics or it didnt happen.
Brian

….Still counts

etcrr

scary lookin aint it?

Underbaker

I could see myself making a few of those while receiving a decent blow job.
https://www.facebook.com/GhoStedar Joel GhoStedar Pankratz

It's called art! Look it up… Bahahahaha yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Buntalufigus

#7 watch as my nose dances!

These are some faces only a mother could somewhat love..
Jordan

I prefer exhaust pipes.
Doof

#9 Super Knockout Punch
Mikey

I wish we could see what they look like before to compare.
Mike

#12 strangely reminds me of predator….

16inchzipper

Had that thought too.

Amber

This might give me nightmares..
MMA_PITBULL

Shit Looks Painful

LoFromWisco

Specifically #7. Are we sure his nose hasn't broken?

Fred

I scrolled to the end hoping there would be a different image regarding the same headline. Alas. Chive, you'd better make up for getting my hopes up on only to stomp on them on a Friday!
Chris

#1 Cherie Blair
https://www.facebook.com/tyler.k.finley Tyler Kcco Finley

#20 Whys he in this album? That's how he looks everyday…

Euroranger

Reminds me of the Scout from TF2…
shoemate

have you theen my batheball?
newdrewman

Looks like Gary Bucey.

Turrebo

#10 If Disney ever wants to make a live action remake of '101 Dalmatians', cast her as Cruella De Vil.

trauma

They did. She was played by Glen Close. Where were you in the 90s?

goodguysfan

#6 Derp level 99

RobTalk

My favorite by far.

http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

#16 I'm pretty sure I saw her and her furry companions building a dam somewhere…
Brian

#15

Always wear a helmet when getting a blow job from someone you don't know.

Master_Rahl

he wants to prevent an accident. doesn't want his mind blown…
Lloyd Christmas

So you still wanna go to aspen?

Harry Dunne

Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Benas

Hei, pagaliau nors vienas postas apie lietuvos autorių. Thumbs up if you love Lithuania.
Theresia

Hysterical!
soft taco juice

With powerful gust of air why aren't any of the collard shirts moving?

http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

collard greens!

Ben

Herp a derp duuuuuurrrrr…
moondog

This is how i predator….
Josh

http://thechive.com/2012/05/18/let-me-be-serious-…

Friday Fail. Chive, you gotta come back with something strong! Redeem yourself for it is FRIDAY!

KCCO
Nick_W

ultimate derps!
zar

#14 and #21 would still have it!

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