Let me be serious with you, this project is all about blow jobs — SFW (24 Photos)

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  • John Denver

    Everytime I'm in the bathroom and there is a hand dryer I do this!

  • Mcchocolate

    #24 Doesn't matter had sex

    • 'Merica

      Pics or it didnt happen.

    • Brian

      ….Still counts

  • etcrr

    scary lookin aint it?

    • Underbaker

      I could see myself making a few of those while receiving a decent blow job.

    • https://www.facebook.com/GhoStedar Joel GhoStedar Pankratz

      It's called art! Look it up… Bahahahaha yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face.

  • Buntalufigus

    #7 watch as my nose dances!

    These are some faces only a mother could somewhat love..

  • Jordan

    I prefer exhaust pipes.

  • Doof

    #9 Super Knockout Punch

  • Mikey

    I wish we could see what they look like before to compare.

  • Mike

    #12 strangely reminds me of predator….

    • 16inchzipper

      Had that thought too.

  • Amber

    This might give me nightmares..

  • MMA_PITBULL

    Shit Looks Painful

    • LoFromWisco

      Specifically #7. Are we sure his nose hasn't broken?

  • Fred

    I scrolled to the end hoping there would be a different image regarding the same headline. Alas. Chive, you'd better make up for getting my hopes up on only to stomp on them on a Friday!

  • Chris

    #1 Cherie Blair

  • https://www.facebook.com/tyler.k.finley Tyler Kcco Finley

    #20 Whys he in this album? That's how he looks everyday…

    • Euroranger

      Reminds me of the Scout from TF2…

    • shoemate

      have you theen my batheball?

    • newdrewman

      Looks like Gary Bucey.

  • Turrebo

    #10 If Disney ever wants to make a live action remake of '101 Dalmatians', cast her as Cruella De Vil.

    • trauma

      They did. She was played by Glen Close. Where were you in the 90s?

  • goodguysfan

    #6 Derp level 99

    • RobTalk

      My favorite by far.

  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #16 I'm pretty sure I saw her and her furry companions building a dam somewhere…

  • Brian

    #15

    Always wear a helmet when getting a blow job from someone you don't know.

    • Master_Rahl

      he wants to prevent an accident. doesn't want his mind blown…

    • Lloyd Christmas

      So you still wanna go to aspen?

      • Harry Dunne

        Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

  • Benas

    Hei, pagaliau nors vienas postas apie lietuvos autorių. Thumbs up if you love Lithuania.

  • Theresia

    Hysterical!

  • soft taco juice

    With powerful gust of air why aren't any of the collard shirts moving?

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      collard greens!

  • Ben

    Herp a derp duuuuuurrrrr…

  • moondog

    This is how i predator….

  • Josh

    http://thechive.com/2012/05/18/let-me-be-serious-

    Friday Fail. Chive, you gotta come back with something strong! Redeem yourself for it is FRIDAY!

    KCCO

  • Nick_W

    ultimate derps!

  • zar

    #14 and #21 would still have it!

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