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This won’t make you feel young (37 Photos)

May 18, 2012 | In: Creepy, Interesting, Mind Blowing, Nostalgia

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: If the Simpsons actually aged, Maggie would be 24.

: This is how Ferguson from “Clarissa Explains It All” looks like today.

: She’s 30.

: And married

: You will never be able to eat this again. It hasn’t been sold in over 6 years.

: 20 years ago.

: And here’s what they look like reunited in 2011.

: This picture of Chevy Chase was taken 31 YEARS AGO.

: You will never be able to drink this again. It hasn’t been sold in over 11 years.

: The “Problem Child” kid looks like this today.

: Mara Wilson then & now:

: These were the top 10 shows 15 years ago.

: Jonathan Lipnicki then & now

: A new episode hasn’t aired in 8 years.

: These were TV’s hottest teens 21 years ago.

: The kid from the Nevermind album cover today.

: Lindsay Lohan 10 years ago.

: Miley Cyrus 10 years ago.

: The cast of Harry Potter at their first movie premiere 10 years ago.

: The Harry Potter cast at their last movie premiere.

: This is what Atreyu looked like 5 years ago.

: The little girl from The Cosby Show’s age.

: Ryan Gosling was on “Are You Afraid Of The Dark” 16 years ago.

: Heath Ledger has been dead for almost 5 years.

: The cast of Dawson’s Creek ages today.

: 14 years ago.

: 16 years old.

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John Denver

Would do anything to go back!

Im old :(

#33 This one hit me hard… feels like last week!
CaNaDaaa

And I would not change a thing!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/dampman Steve Dampman

what the fuck happened … I graduated in 2005 from high school, and everything has literally been a blur.

fml
st33

Fun & depressing post. Thanks Chive, I'm confused now.
bob_the_cook

I wore my "Alive" shirt last weekend to an event and had my 6 year old niece ask me if it was supposed to be Wall-e.
http://www.facebook.com/gabriela.fonseca3 Gabriela Fonseca

Go get the Zoltar machine of the very old Tom Hanks movie "Big".

Trav1121

#5 She gets crazier by the minute!
#26 Still hot in a certain light…

jaynecobb2

#26 you mean in darkness with a bag over her head right?

Anon

I am just happy they did not add a current photo of this mess. I'm trying to wake up, but not be jolted clean out of my chair from fright.
Joe

I think he means fire…..

figleaf

…from the Zippo under the spoon?

ProdigalSOB

1990 was 22 years ago? No way!

M.C.

Mind = Blown
ManitobanChivette

True story. I turn 22 in October. Sorry. =P

ksl

Rubbish! I was born in 82 and I promise you 1990 was only 12 years ago. (This has nothing to do with the fact I turn 30 this year… did someone mention denial…?!) But seriously – this scares me to death – I still do date calculations on the basis that 1990 was indeed only 10 years ago!!

guest

30 not so bad, I'll be 39 this year hell yes 39.., I'm in denial why not..I feel OLD reading all this.

SaltLakeChiver

Turned 22 this year :S

Kayla

22 in November.. they always say life is quick, but I do not feel like the 90's were 12 years ago. still feels like yesterday

comrade7apaches

Thanks for the math lesson, Chive
Jordan

This post was depressing haha!

etcrr

#17 I was 36 years old , Damn I'm getting old

SomethingClever

I don't know what all the thumbs down are about, I'm still going to be Chivin' when I'm 58.

ksl

hey hey hey! i still think 1990 was 10 (and a bit) years ago, and resent being reminded that my beliefs are in fact random, ill-considered crap. (is that inappropriate? if so i honestly apologise. i love sarcasm, but that wasn't meant to be it, sorry!)
Ned_Plimpton

Because it's etcrr… Welcome to the Chive

ScottieD

#17 did me in, like depressingly bad. Thanks guys, y'all were doing so awesome this week, till now.

guest

yeah but the other day I thought DAMN 2000 was 12 years ago!!, that only feels like last week! I must stop drinking…
KeepinCalm

ask any dead person, being old beats the hell out of being dead.

etcrr's goat

you are old you fucking pedophile!!
Bill57

wow wer'e the same age
Stan_Dalone

lol we're the same age lol
stan's shrink

yes stan you're getting old and senile,but for now just try to focus on growing up..

TokyoFace

#37 … Meryl Streep is a handsome woman

N8orius

Still would…

BSS

Yes. And a six pack would be plenty.
OnehandJack

GILF

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

30 years later and she's still beautiful.

check your math

math fail.

hahahaha

You're a dumbass , you fail at math you fucking moron.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

2009 – 1979 = 30.

Who fails?

Yikes!

Suddenly, it's very quiet in here…..
A_O

math tards shut down

http://www.dicks.com Rubber Neck

But it's 2012!!?? Huuuuurrrr DUUUURRRRR

No but seriously fais attention!

KeepinCalm

Hot – then and now. Chivette of the week?
Dave

She is clearly a vampire

Reichenstein7

Death becomes her, explains it all. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104070/)

Buntalufigus

#9 Hue Hefner ages really well according to this picture

MonkeyMadness

*Hugh and it's the wrong picture.
Kodos

photoshop, like everything else..
guest

why….he changes race?
Nickincollege

So does Uncle Phil
Glenn

Guy on the right looks like Mac from The Chive!

Mcchocolate

#7 no way… #19 MoAR #37 still a smokeshow

RayLeon

#7 isn't completey true! Kids born in 1995 are 16 going on 17…most 16 year olds are sophmores or juniors this year. Just trying to make myself feel better.

chiz niz

yes, there math is a little off. more like kids born in 1993 and 1994

chiz niz

*their*

Ned Flanders

Yep, my son graduates in. 2 WEEKS!!! Ack! That doesn't make me feel young… P.S. he was born in December of 1993.
amykayyy

All the babies my classmates had my senior year are graduating!
Megan

You're right. its 1994 thats graduating this year… I think.

cec

its 93 and 94 i should know i was born in 94 and i am graduating

Megan

Enjoy it! Time flies by way too fast!!

Chivette

I was born in 1990 and graduated from college this year. I believe those primarily born in 1994 are graduating high school (my math may be wrong)

scotty

#37 still looking good
Frank

Damn you chive!
Gsj

Fuck you chive :,(

AllanA

Thanks Chive for the reminder that almost everything in this post was 20 years ago, fuck I feel old…

Dr_Fap

I was having a pretty awesome day until now. Great post but boy is it a reality check.

What

That woman is gorgeous!

What

Meryl Streep that is.

McGruff

thanks for clarifying

Mikey

#33 Doesn't make me feel old, but really shows how quickly time flys :/

Tom

But it's closer to four years, not 5. He died in 2008.

Wilson

If by "closer" you mean "exactly 4 years ago" then you're correct

Tom

He died in January, so NOT EXACTLY 4 years ago.

Gerri

I still cant believe hes dead… To this day Im still shocked by it,

MIke

OMG! I love that game!
#36

imdowngetme

U mean console…

tron

sarcasm meter broken?

Steven B

LOL – awesome comment. That was my fav game to! lol
Optimus_prime

Mario cart when your young = dont drink and drive when your older

http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

Studying in school when you're young = don't mix up your and you're when you're older…
thisismo

for anyone who doesn't know, don't drink and drive is a drinking game for Mario Kart
rules:
1. start a race with a full beer
2. finish the race
3. finish the beer before you cross the finish line
4. you cannot drink and old the accelerator at the same

bundles

I think #22 hit me the hardest. . . Damn

Homer

Scratch hey?…. Maude hey?

Daith_Lee

LOL…I remember that one.

Ned

"I can't believe the last thing I said to her was 'no footlongs'"

6655321

I know how they make you feel.

MMA_PITBULL

#6 #14

I got bummed out on both pictures…

HUNK

My future kids will never have the joy I had.
http://clickexposure.bigcartel.com/ Kristen

Me too! I sat at my computer hung my head in sadness and just gave a quiet 'aww'.
TheJesus

Butterfinger BBs were way better than an actual Butterfinger!
thorthechiver

yeah seriously i say we push for both of these to be brought back squeezits were the tits back in the day

Mr.chivesalot

you can def still get coolaid squeeze its. Maybe not in those flavors but I bought them in my senior year of college (last year) from food lion.

Megan

My parents use to hide those squeez its in high places because my brother and I would drink them all in one day. But you can still get the kool aid ones!!
http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

I want me some Oreo O's back!
thedude325

Squeezeits, mondos, and dunkaroos. The shit.

dashete

#24 They were in their 20s back then anyway.

Really glad they don't get adults to play teenagers anymore, really. I was really insecure that I didn't have Luke Perry sideburns at 16.

Kenny

Yeah about that adults playing teenagers, saw a thing yesterday that one of the "kids" from glee turned 30, and he isn't the only one in his 30's who plays a kid on that show.

Unfkngblvbl

^^^^Doesn't count…..cause it's Glee.

goatpunch

you must be about my age because I felt the same thing! Ha if you could grow sideburns as a teen you were soooo gettiing laid by the prom queen that year!

Gorgeousglenn

Im 24 and feel so old….Chive y u make me sad on friday…

Jim

shut up – just shut up!
Cecil

Silence child. I owned an Atari 2600, and lived in a era when wire house phones were the domain of rich people with their 8 foot wide satellite dishes.
….
Why you make me so sad on friday chive!

Cecil

*wireless house phones, that is.

alkjdalskjd

F you..

goodguysfan

Sweet shorts! #10

Mehmber

Too bad he is insane now.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

#2 Jason Zimbler! I worked with him in CT in 2006, such a legend!

chirp

Cool story bro
amykayyy

Legend?
Kenny the Kid

Really?? That is the name you are going to drop on us?

Jeff

#7

This image is incorrect, my little brother was born in 1995 and he graduates next year

MonkeyMadness

You are correct sir.
amy

True True! My son was bon in '95 and doesn't graduate until 2014, and he wasn't left back!
zoxymusic

Yup, my Daughter was born Sept '95, and will be a Junior this year. Never held back.
Timmer

I agree too I graduated last year and I was born in '93
John

You can Graduate at 17 so this is not wrong at all. I Graduated at 17

Dr_Fap

Agreed, it is definetly possible. I also graduated when I was 17. I never skipped a grade, just made the age cut off date by a few days.

Optimus_prime

Prob just missed the cutoff day
Scott

Correct that this is incorrect. This was 12 years ago, but that doesn't mean they graduated this year. My son was born that year and going to be a junior.
ruben

by skipping a grade thats correct, i was born in 95 and i graduate next year, still the girls dont look much different from junior to senior year…
matt

Its not all about you.
Joe

This is incorrect, my daughter was born September 1994 and is graduating this year. She started school at age 4 and was never held back. The cut off is usually Dec. 1st.
AFry

its true, 1994 and 1993 babies graduate this year.

http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

OK, I'm ready for my walker now. Geez
Spork

J.K. Rowling aged those 10 years pretty dang gracefully.

dochandy

i was thinking the same thing.
Notme

That is what making 100's of millions will do for you.

No Name

This one hit me hard. I'm not sure why the others don't as much but this one did.
kigero

#15 #16 That guy really is the son of Satan (I know that he wasn't the devils son but it was the running joke of the films)

Brian

Yea, there's some problems with that kid, for sure.
McGruff

at least he had sucess in those harry potter movies
MonkeyMadness

According to IMDB, Michael Oliver was actually a pretty laid back kid. Who woulda thunk?
NOLA

Can't say I am surprised this dude is still a total creep
Bud

If someone asked me what that kid would look like today I'm pretty sure I would have pictured him this way. Maybe with a tattoo on his face.

Brian

#18

Where's my hover board already?

Jame

It's not 2015 yet. there's still time!

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