This won’t make you feel young (37 Photos)

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  • John Denver

    Would do anything to go back!

    • Gabriela Fonseca

      Go get the Zoltar machine of the very old Tom Hanks movie "Big".

    • Im old :(

      #33 This one hit me hard… feels like last week!

    • CaNaDaaa

      And I would not change a thing!!!!

    • Steve Dampman

      what the fuck happened … I graduated in 2005 from high school, and everything has literally been a blur.


    • st33

      Fun & depressing post. Thanks Chive, I'm confused now.

    • bob_the_cook

      I wore my "Alive" shirt last weekend to an event and had my 6 year old niece ask me if it was supposed to be Wall-e.

  • Trav1121

    #5 She gets crazier by the minute!
    #26 Still hot in a certain light…

    • jaynecobb2

      #26 you mean in darkness with a bag over her head right?

      • Anon

        I am just happy they did not add a current photo of this mess. I'm trying to wake up, but not be jolted clean out of my chair from fright.

      • Joe

        I think he means fire…..

        • figleaf

          …from the Zippo under the spoon?

  • ProdigalSOB

    1990 was 22 years ago? No way!

    • M.C.

      Mind = Blown

    • ManitobanChivette

      True story. I turn 22 in October. Sorry. =P

      • ksl

        Rubbish! I was born in 82 and I promise you 1990 was only 12 years ago. (This has nothing to do with the fact I turn 30 this year… did someone mention denial…?!) But seriously – this scares me to death – I still do date calculations on the basis that 1990 was indeed only 10 years ago!!

        • guest

          30 not so bad, I'll be 39 this year hell yes 39.., I'm in denial why not..I feel OLD reading all this.

          • SaltLakeChiver

            Turned 22 this year :S

      • Kayla

        22 in November.. they always say life is quick, but I do not feel like the 90's were 12 years ago. still feels like yesterday

    • comrade7apaches

      Thanks for the math lesson, Chive

    • Jordan

      This post was depressing haha!

  • etcrr

    #17 I was 36 years old , Damn I'm getting old

    • SomethingClever

      I don't know what all the thumbs down are about, I'm still going to be Chivin' when I'm 58.

      • ksl

        hey hey hey! i still think 1990 was 10 (and a bit) years ago, and resent being reminded that my beliefs are in fact random, ill-considered crap. (is that inappropriate? if so i honestly apologise. i love sarcasm, but that wasn't meant to be it, sorry!)

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Because it's etcrr… Welcome to the Chive

    • ScottieD

      #17 did me in, like depressingly bad. Thanks guys, y'all were doing so awesome this week, till now.

      • guest

        yeah but the other day I thought DAMN 2000 was 12 years ago!!, that only feels like last week! I must stop drinking…

      • KeepinCalm

        ask any dead person, being old beats the hell out of being dead.

    • etcrr's goat

      you are old you fucking pedophile!!

    • Bill57

      wow wer'e the same age

    • Stan_Dalone

      lol we're the same age lol

    • stan's shrink

      yes stan you're getting old and senile,but for now just try to focus on growing up..

  • TokyoFace

    #37 … Meryl Streep is a handsome woman

    • N8orius

      Still would…

      • BSS

        Yes. And a six pack would be plenty.

      • OnehandJack


    • MarthaJeane

      30 years later and she's still beautiful.

      • check your math

        math fail.

        • hahahaha

          You're a dumbass , you fail at math you fucking moron.

        • MarthaJeane

          2009 – 1979 = 30.

          Who fails?

          • Yikes!

            Suddenly, it's very quiet in here…..

          • A_O

            math tards shut down

            • Rubber Neck

              But it's 2012!!?? Huuuuurrrr DUUUURRRRR

              No but seriously fais attention!

    • KeepinCalm

      Hot – then and now. Chivette of the week?

    • Dave

      She is clearly a vampire

  • Buntalufigus

    #9 Hue Hefner ages really well according to this picture

    • MonkeyMadness

      *Hugh and it's the wrong picture.

    • Kodos

      photoshop, like everything else..

    • guest

      why….he changes race?

    • Nickincollege

      So does Uncle Phil

    • Glenn

      Guy on the right looks like Mac from The Chive!

  • Mcchocolate

    #7 no way… #19 MoAR #37 still a smokeshow

    • RayLeon

      #7 isn't completey true! Kids born in 1995 are 16 going on 17…most 16 year olds are sophmores or juniors this year. Just trying to make myself feel better.

      • Chivette

        I was born in 1990 and graduated from college this year. I believe those primarily born in 1994 are graduating high school (my math may be wrong)

      • chiz niz

        yes, there math is a little off. more like kids born in 1993 and 1994

        • chiz niz


      • Ned Flanders

        Yep, my son graduates in. 2 WEEKS!!! Ack! That doesn't make me feel young… P.S. he was born in December of 1993.

      • amykayyy

        All the babies my classmates had my senior year are graduating!

      • Megan

        You're right. its 1994 thats graduating this year… I think.

        • cec

          its 93 and 94 i should know i was born in 94 and i am graduating

          • Megan

            Enjoy it! Time flies by way too fast!!

  • scotty

    #37 still looking good

  • Frank

    Damn you chive!

  • Gsj

    Fuck you chive :,(

    • AllanA

      Thanks Chive for the reminder that almost everything in this post was 20 years ago, fuck I feel old…

      • Dr_Fap

        I was having a pretty awesome day until now. Great post but boy is it a reality check.

  • What

    That woman is gorgeous!

    • What

      Meryl Streep that is.

      • McGruff

        thanks for clarifying

  • Mikey

    #33 Doesn't make me feel old, but really shows how quickly time flys :/

    • Tom

      But it's closer to four years, not 5. He died in 2008.

      • Wilson

        If by "closer" you mean "exactly 4 years ago" then you're correct

        • Tom

          He died in January, so NOT EXACTLY 4 years ago.

    • Gerri

      I still cant believe hes dead… To this day Im still shocked by it,

  • MIke

    OMG! I love that game!

    • imdowngetme

      U mean console…

      • tron

        sarcasm meter broken?

    • Steven B

      LOL – awesome comment. That was my fav game to! lol

    • Optimus_prime

      Mario cart when your young = dont drink and drive when your older

      • Don Terry

        Studying in school when you're young = don't mix up your and you're when you're older…

      • thisismo

        for anyone who doesn't know, don't drink and drive is a drinking game for Mario Kart
        1. start a race with a full beer
        2. finish the race
        3. finish the beer before you cross the finish line
        4. you cannot drink and old the accelerator at the same

  • bundles

    I think #22 hit me the hardest. . . Damn

    • Homer

      Scratch hey?…. Maude hey?

      • Daith_Lee

        LOL…I remember that one.

    • Ned

      "I can't believe the last thing I said to her was 'no footlongs'"

      • 6655321

        I know how they make you feel.


    #6 #14

    I got bummed out on both pictures…

    • thedude325

      Squeezeits, mondos, and dunkaroos. The shit.

    • HUNK

      My future kids will never have the joy I had.

    • Kristen

      Me too! I sat at my computer hung my head in sadness and just gave a quiet 'aww'.

    • TheJesus

      Butterfinger BBs were way better than an actual Butterfinger!

    • thorthechiver

      yeah seriously i say we push for both of these to be brought back squeezits were the tits back in the day

      • Mr.chivesalot

        you can def still get coolaid squeeze its. Maybe not in those flavors but I bought them in my senior year of college (last year) from food lion.

    • Megan

      My parents use to hide those squeez its in high places because my brother and I would drink them all in one day. But you can still get the kool aid ones!!

    • @tonytouch24kt

      I want me some Oreo O's back!

  • dashete

    #24 They were in their 20s back then anyway.

    Really glad they don't get adults to play teenagers anymore, really. I was really insecure that I didn't have Luke Perry sideburns at 16.

    • Kenny

      Yeah about that adults playing teenagers, saw a thing yesterday that one of the "kids" from glee turned 30, and he isn't the only one in his 30's who plays a kid on that show.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        ^^^^Doesn't count…..cause it's Glee.

    • goatpunch

      you must be about my age because I felt the same thing! Ha if you could grow sideburns as a teen you were soooo gettiing laid by the prom queen that year!

  • Gorgeousglenn

    Im 24 and feel so old….Chive y u make me sad on friday…

    • Jim

      shut up – just shut up! ;)

    • Cecil

      Silence child. I owned an Atari 2600, and lived in a era when wire house phones were the domain of rich people with their 8 foot wide satellite dishes.
      Why you make me so sad on friday chive!

      • Cecil

        *wireless house phones, that is.

    • alkjdalskjd

      F you..

  • goodguysfan

    Sweet shorts! #10

    • Mehmber

      Too bad he is insane now.

  • Jordan Tunnicliff

    #2 Jason Zimbler! I worked with him in CT in 2006, such a legend!

    • chirp

      Cool story bro

    • amykayyy


    • Kenny the Kid

      Really?? That is the name you are going to drop on us?

  • Jeff


    This image is incorrect, my little brother was born in 1995 and he graduates next year

    • Joe

      This is incorrect, my daughter was born September 1994 and is graduating this year. She started school at age 4 and was never held back. The cut off is usually Dec. 1st.

    • AFry

      its true, 1994 and 1993 babies graduate this year.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You are correct sir.

    • amy

      True True! My son was bon in '95 and doesn't graduate until 2014, and he wasn't left back!

    • zoxymusic

      Yup, my Daughter was born Sept '95, and will be a Junior this year. Never held back.

    • Timmer

      I agree too I graduated last year and I was born in '93

    • John

      You can Graduate at 17 so this is not wrong at all. I Graduated at 17

      • Dr_Fap

        Agreed, it is definetly possible. I also graduated when I was 17. I never skipped a grade, just made the age cut off date by a few days.

    • Optimus_prime

      Prob just missed the cutoff day

    • Scott

      Correct that this is incorrect. This was 12 years ago, but that doesn't mean they graduated this year. My son was born that year and going to be a junior.

    • ruben

      by skipping a grade thats correct, i was born in 95 and i graduate next year, still the girls dont look much different from junior to senior year…

    • matt

      Its not all about you.

  • Bryan_W

    OK, I'm ready for my walker now. Geez

  • Spork

    J.K. Rowling aged those 10 years pretty dang gracefully.

    • dochandy

      i was thinking the same thing.

    • Notme

      That is what making 100's of millions will do for you.

  • No Name

    This one hit me hard. I'm not sure why the others don't as much but this one did.

  • kigero

    #15 #16 That guy really is the son of Satan (I know that he wasn't the devils son but it was the running joke of the films)

    • Brian

      Yea, there's some problems with that kid, for sure.

    • McGruff

      at least he had sucess in those harry potter movies

    • MonkeyMadness

      According to IMDB, Michael Oliver was actually a pretty laid back kid. Who woulda thunk?

    • NOLA

      Can't say I am surprised this dude is still a total creep

    • Bud

      If someone asked me what that kid would look like today I'm pretty sure I would have pictured him this way. Maybe with a tattoo on his face.

  • Brian


    Where's my hover board already?

    • Jame

      It's not 2015 yet. there's still time!

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